Post some mtvkino

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>The guy who said he was 23 but looked 35.

>That one episode where that annoying dude got raped by everyone in the bus.

Quite sad, but well deserved.

The lesbian date my mom episode was the best

>That one guy who literally started crying on the bus when he got next'd

here we go

What was the episode that had pornstar Luccia Desantos in it?

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yup

>That chick who pissed herself

Does anyone remember that show where they would take a person and try to dress them like their favorite celebrity?

I always saw those type of shows and imagine being this dude and would question why would anyone not gorgeous volunter for this show. There's nothing positive from it if you're getting next'd in the first few seconds

this needs a revival. Cred Forums edition

The girl on girl ones were the best. Always had girls making out in the bus

Right to left: Kill, fuck, fap, reject, marry.

Clone high? Either that, liquid television, the maxx or wonder showzen (altough that was mtv2)

Yeah that was the one

I don't remember this one, what was about?

>that one dude who was next'd for being skinnyfat
>the cunt just laughed at him

I feel him now

Disaster date was totally K I N O

>parental control
>the white boyfriend's face when the mom sets her up with a black guy

>MTV culturally enriching young girls since the early 2000's

if I was on this show they probably wouldnt even step into my room after opening the door and getting a cloud of cum stench in the face

how did i forget this show for so long?

I GOT PEAS ON MY HEAD

Who My Super Sweet 16 here?

What was all the time GOAT crib from Cribs?

My vote goes to Redman

from what i remember 3 or 4 guys would get rounded up in a van. theyd be super surprised usually marked by the fact theyre in pajamas or underwear. A sexy young girl would then search their rooms while the young studs watched from a television. Girl finds shit like dirty clothes, condoms, porn and berates the studs until she decideds which ones she likes

That and True Life were always great

Based Redman.
He was post ironic on Cribs before post irony was a thing

>H-hey I'm a Marvel fan

NEXT

>Condoms
If they went through my room they woul find one that my parents gave when i was 16, thinking i had an active sex life, 6 years lates and i have yet to find an oportunity to use it or at least use one because that problablly dosen't work anymore

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Teen Mom is still kino. Love that show.

EWWWW WEEEEE

Will we ever get a TV show of the sans quality as Pimp my ride?

The Andy Dick show was kino.

I remember they would give the girls a blacklight, and have them check the sheets for stains. Usually some dirty joke if the guy had stains all over his sheets, and something along the lines of "you must be a good boy" if the sheets were clean.

They did this too sometimes when it was a guy looking through the girls rooms, they'd inevitably make some joke about the girl being a slut if there were stains all over her sheets.

Room Raiders

This show was stupid as fuck. Nothing the groups had to do was that funny that you couldn't easily stifle your laughter, yet the contestants always guffawed like whatever they were doing was the funniest shit ever.

>the black guy who gets next'd as soon as the girl sees him
feels bad

>he raps in Japan now
youtube.com/watch?v=Md0jjLB6wuk

Redman actually saved the show from being cancelled. A lot of celebs didn't want to be on the show because they felt their houses weren't good enough but then everyone wanted to be on after that episode

>redmans GOAT dvd porno collection

>the 12 inch tv right on his bedpost with lotion and tissue

absolutely based

mtv.com/videos/misc/998609/mtv-cribs-retro-rewind-redman-extended-version.jhtml
He still has the tiny TV to this day.

Redman is great. It was nice to see a down to earth cribs instead of Master P fake gold faucets and rented cars in the driveway.

I bet Redman still owns that place while all of the opulent cribs were forclosed on in 2009.

prime, unadulterated, refined, distilled, topshelf mtvkino right here

happy halloween

youtube.com/watch?v=mX0Wfwqbf34

see
He actually fixed it up and made it look really nice

This show had a lot of foot porn. Was great for younger me

They should have ripped off Japan better and used some of the same punishments that they did

Clone High is the best thing to ever come out of MTV. Prove me wrong.

close second

Ignore the unfunny commentary.

youtu.be/9M6RYy2I1Ng

FRUITY MONSTER
FRUITY FRUITY MONSTER
youtube.com/watch?v=PQ3-k0sIWN4

Catfish is my favorite.
I'm a psych major so it's just really interesting to see what kind of shit people will do.

Yeah, Aeon Flux was pretty cool too. I need to watch it again soon

>we will never know if Abe hooked up with Joan of Arc

youtube.com/watch?v=2dkN0YIBjEM
was it kino?

>dollar sock
fucking kek

is that from the si crib with 2 wires for a doorknob?
goat episode indeed

BRUCE LEES ON MY HEAD
BUT DON'T CALL ME A LEE HEAD

>that one Next'd episode where the cocky Italian guy comes out and tells the girl hes hung like a horse and she disregards everyone else instantly and chooses him

woah

True Life was kino before they ruined it with wannabe internet celebrities

Didn't that One Hot chick became a real actress after that?

youtube.com/watch?v=4uVTLX0nVYg
this episode was the best one

Hey Andy, can I borrow you can opener?

Fuck I just realized my shoes, shirt, and hat are all DC. Good thing I never leave the house anymore.

>Didn't that One Hot chick became a real actress after that?
you mean jlaw?`yes she did

>dat show where you get to re create your favorite mtv video
>dat hot blonde dat did Britney's Slave 4 you
I was like 14 and my dick could cut through concrete when I saw that.

>marrying the high maintenance chick

Oh God, yes! Don't remember the name though..

I thought it was the 90s one with the game show