Would you watch them fuck on an HBO show?

Who are those?

You can literally see the outline of his muscular legs in those loose shorts. Fuck off, not even Facebook users use that joke anymore.

here, have another pic

who are these guys?

>that overbite

looks like Jay Bauman on steroids.

Why are you post creeper pics of these guys? Did you fap to them and then felt guilty about fapping to dudes so you decided to post about them on Cred Forums to get others say that they would fap to these guys so you can feel less gay?

some hot guys a pervert took pictures of and put on the internet.

yes, just for laughs tho hahaha

wtf Mike and Jay are buff

I'm not the OP, i just had both the pics saved because they get posted here ALL THE FUCKING TIME.. and yeah.. i've jerked off to that giant legged hairy motherfucker a few times. why the fuck would i feel guilty? do YOU feel guilty about denying yourself something you clearly think about doing?
i got over that shit in middle school. im gay as hell and suck dicks with a smile on my face, motherfucker.
what are you gonna do about it, cry to your mommy?

Well, at least you admit your faggotry, user. Good on you, but I wouldn't fap to them. And I don't want to be your boyfriend because from your rant you seem like a tumblr gay which means you're an insufferable cunt with multi-colored hair and pubes and "cutesy" pronouns like cumself.

>Back to your containment board, faggot

Compare a runners body vs a workout body and choose which body you want. Dont combine both for looks, only for cardio

Im actually a normal guy who simply likes other guys and no one in real life knows I like dudes unless I tell them, which I never do unless it is somehow relevant, and it is extremely rarely ever relevant. I have had flamboyant gay guys start arguments with me because they refused to believe I was actually gay and thought I was trying to trick them somehow.
I only occasionally look at tumblr for the free porn. I may very well be an insufferable cunt, and if I am I'm proud of it, but I have never died my hair, I only trim my pubes (really half assed) when I expect to get blown by someone worth impressing, and I couldn't pull of being "cutesy" even if I wanted to.

Also I don't want to be your boyfriend either.
I only fuck around on Cred Forums to kill time, and I bet you do it because it's all you have going on in your life.

...

Did you have a weak father and an overbearing mother, or were you molested?

hahahahhahaha

this is the only other one in the series

I already told you I'm not interested.
Save the sexy talk for someone else, homo.

>You are an insufferable cunt.
>You are either a woman roleplaying as a faggot.
>Or you are a genuine tumblr faggot who projects your issues onto people.

My guess is you're a woman roleplaying as a faggot because it's very rare to see a man harpy screech like you do.

Do you worry about HIV and diseases you can catch from queers, or are you a bug chaser at heart?

ty good sir

>projecting your own projections
too bad no one will pay you for a skill like that.
its actually fairly entertaining.
tell me more about "me"/you.

do you worry about the HIV and diseases you can catch from women, or are you still a virgin who doesn't understand how condoms and common sense works?

Go on tumblr and screech about it, lady.

50% of men who have sex with men acquire the HIV virus over their lifetime, versus less than one percent of men who have sex exclusively with women. Yours is an apples and oranges comparison, which begs the question: have you fully considered the consequences of your behavior on your own body? You live a coin toss away from a debilitating disease for which there is no cure.

Screech about what? The stuff you made up?
Why don't you go do it for me since you're so much better at it.

You sure know a lot about faggots, user. I'm impressed.