Imogen Gay Poots

>Imogen Gay Poots

her bum is cute
i'd poots it

that's a stupid name

why would her parents do that to her

>you will never poot your tooter in imogen poots cooter and pooter

>you will never be Mister Imogen Gay Poots
>you will never say "Mister Poots, I love your daughter."
>you will never fuck the Poots out of her
>you will never call her Pootie
>you will never put your arm around her waist and refer to your children as "All our little Pootses"
>you will never nickname various parts of her body Pootsie, Pootser, or Pootspoots
>you will never pant the name "Imogen Gay Poots, oh Imogen Gay Poots" in her ear as you make love to her
>you will never slip the ring on her finger and say "I guess you're Imogen Straight Poots now"

She was in Erik the Viking, she's aged incredibly well

>aged incredibly well
user, she's still in her 20s

I think that user was making a joke referencing another English actress called Imogen Stubbs, but nobody got it because nobody fucking remembers her

its cute

delete this thread, it hurts too much

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>I guess you're Imogen Straight Poots now

Kek'd

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Imogen being Arnold in this scene.

POOTIS???

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poots is CUTE

Why's she not in Twin Peaks, she looks like Shelly Johnson x2

"pooooooooooootsssss"

>Taking your wife's surname

Literal cuckoldry

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cutes is POOT

POOTS are CUTE

>keeping a straight face while doing this

She looks goofy. Just a boy with a giant face. Bet you think Anne Hathaway is a bombshell too.

Better than to be named COCKBURN and pretend it's pronounced Coburn.

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What a forward young man you are

Guess I have to watch this movie now

>"I guess you're Imogen Straight Poots now"

She was bad af in green room. Something about crusty alt chicks just does it for me.

Autism