You have TEN SECONDS to name anything more embarrassing than being American

Seething with jelly because you aren't?

being OP The Cuck

>being a..
You got me. Nothing more embarrassing than being a burger

having the living consequences of imperialism in africa come to your coasts in shitty inflatable boats so they can be fed a saccharide diet of welfare in your EU member country.

Being a subject of a queen and soon to be a king.
>2018
>having a queen

easy
being American and not thinking it's embarrassing

what is this picture

Being someone who thinks being American is embarrassing

Bing proud of being an american

being a cucked out eurofag handing your country over to foreign Invaders

fpbp

Not being able to say whatever you want without the fear of being kiddnapped by the KGB.

Being Texan.

Naw doesn't even come close. Look at your leader. He's a Russian puppet ffs!

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drinking muslim jizz on a daily basis in my eruocuck home

I don't get it

a PR firm/subreddit/leftypol spam campaign that makes a thread about the same thing literally every 60 seconds

cut open that golden goose; it has INFINITY political influence eggs inside, just wring it's neck dude

>and soon to be a king.
and don't forget, a king who dreams of being a tampon. Now, that's some progression for you!

William the Conqueror to Charles the tampon.

Something went terribly, terribly awry somewhere. I blame John and the Magna Carta, spineless bitch.

He's not my leader.
He's the commander in chief of the military.
In 7years there will be a new one while you still suck on that royal cock.
They took your guns, they took your knives, better act like a bad ass on the Internet while you can because they will take that from your subject ass soon.

Ahem. Ahem...

A proud american

Lol this

In all fairness, user is not a subject of the Queen. His name is Dennis and he belongs to a anarchosyndicalist commune.

Being eurofag and having Muslims rape your wife and kill your children because "muh culture" meanwhile not having the right to protect yourself and those around you

A nigger.

Southerners and rebel flag waving cousin-fuckers aren't Americans, though...

Being a shill.

To be fair, it doesn't always happen that way. Sometimes they kill the wife and rape the children.

Mohammed, the Prophet, PBUH, was, after all, a big ol' pedophile with that 2 year old wife of his. Got to follow His example, after all.

Playing Devil's Advocate here, but Mohammed's youngest wife was 9

THIS
FUCKING KEK

They dated and fooled around a bit a couple of years before they got married. Shacked up for at least six months, you know, just to save on rent.

C'mon man! Learn your history.

beeing a white american

Being anything but.

UHmm

oh shit wait

uuuuuuuhmmmmm

dammit

>more embarrassing than being American
>Hasn't heard of Sweden.

>implying most niggers aren't from 'murica

try harder

Oh, yeah - white American. That is some bottom of the barrel stuff, right there. It's Teh fucking wurst.

The running water, cable, education, income, quality medical care, usually un-infected sex, routine meals, and home ownership...

I could go on.

You narrow that down to straight, Christian white Americans, and man! It just gets cringey.

Why? Scandinavian people have it best in this world.

Unless you're talking about Muslims.

Being Mexican. I'm Mexican, but I've found out that for some reason. We hate each other. A Mexicans worst enemy is another Mexican so yeah.

>I'm Mexican, but I've found out that for some reason. We hate each other.

You can at least take pride in the fact that you finally bounced out the Spaniards and the French, for the most part. Those Slims and Foxes... probably not a drop of indigenous blood in those fuckers.

being from Alabama

Shit, can't argue with that one. Time to close up shop, see everyone tomorrow.

being OP

>What is Africa.

uhh... umm... hm...

Being in a continent with a Muslim infestation

>What is Africa.
What is Africa.

And the question was - (Carnac blows into envelope)
"The source of all human cancer and spectacular diseases."

...

>implying north america isn't one of those continents

being jealous of Americans

We're just really cynical and skeptical about everything, it's in our nature.

But if we approach each other with love, you have a bro for a lifetime.

Te amo hermano, te deseo mucha suerte siempre.

This is also true, no one can deny our culture and unity when it matters.

I take most pride in being neutral.

>not being organized enough to go to the moon and back

>I take most pride in being neutral.
Can that really be a point of "pride?" Really?
Can you be, like, militantly neutral?
Fuck yeah, bitch! Anything goes! I'm OK with it! You got a prollem widdat?

And here I thought the Swiss were just impotent faggots.

not being american but living there

top of the retard chain tbh

Mexico's path of war in history is one of being neutral, we don't take sides because we don't care about your pettiness. We care about family, party and tacos. Sure, you can say anything you want about us, you can blame us on Mexicans not living in Mexico, but we are a peaceful people.

Sure, we pitch in with the superpowers when it matters most so they don't whine about not participating with their "neighbors" (see: 'murica) but since they pretty much want to declare war on us we're just going to lay low and hope your crazy autistic fuck of a president don't do anything stupid to us.

Thing is, like other user said, we hate each other more and sadly that's why the Narco kills us.

amen, hermano

Aren't they trying to take their porn too?

Thinking that Candlejack is re-

Being a black South African.

Yeah

goddamn have you seen the way they go on about black panther?