Waifu thread: Fuck off Mi Liu edition

Mine

>Hawaiian
Not my cup of tea cuz I don't like yhe taste of warm pineapple but whatevs.
I like meaty pizzas, my fav is pepperoni, bacon, sausage and olives. I toss on something else along with those each time so it's different each time

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I know, right?
Tasty as hell.

Eh, I flip-flop in pizza selection.
I order whatever I feel like eating mostly.

Lion*
Oh my
More like those dubs
Hello Cookie UMU

nyohoho

I mainly just order puzza when I can't think of anything else and try to get as much bang for my buck as I can. Might actually get chinese takeout instead actually, guess we'll see

it's my 2 anniversary :o

*pets*

She's mine

Nice waifo

2 anniversary?

Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдeт мeня

don't do that
what's a 2 anniversary

voices get out of my head
give me a (You) me Sayori
*kicks*
tell oreo i said hi

Nope, always you Shinny~~

Who hurt her... is she okay...
Yeah! I like Papa John's chicken bbq too.
Babe

Кaк тaм пoживaют нaши тoвapищи кoммyниcты?

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I dont like pineapple on pizza because I dont want things that squelch on my pizza.

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youtu.be/6WXIc49slVw

duke!
are you pro gun?
of ruining my life
keep doing that
today is my first post (earliest I can find at least in the archive)
watch yourself -_-
I'll send you a pic of him

>I dont like pineapple on pizza because I'm a faggot with chrones

Fify

Oh, that sucks

I don't think gun control helps stop violent gun crime as much as people think it does, but I don't think everyone needs to have a gun either

I mean you could at least spell it right...

Oooh, that reminds me that I have a chinese takeout not even a block away.
Might order food there some other day.

Congrats, I guess.

We don't have many fast food chains here.
Just mcdonalds, KFC and burger king as the main ones.
The rest is just small-time pizzerias, Chinese takeout, yadda yadda,

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Rem claimed

Not cool.
Do you love u're waiflen? uwu
>has never shot a gun and is a huge pussy
Lol ok.
Chinese a best.

It's good snacking stuff, my metabolism is way too fast though so I have to order a ton to survive me a shift

Yes dear comrade?

boop

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voices get out of my head
give me a (You) me Sayori
jill yourself~
owok

i can understand that
i hate tomatoes on sandwiches because they make everything soggy
but i don't dislike tomatoes

keep doing what?
and nice, mine's about 2 years and 3 months ago

But I have

I've spent more mkney and time than is probably healthy on this character

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as long as your favorite pizza topping isn't pepperoni, you're cool with me ;)

Do you think teachers should be gun trained, duke?
Nurse, I'm ready for my sponge bath
oh
I actually need to feed him also, so lets see what I can do
letting me pet :o
what an oldfag smh

Flip that skirt bitch.
Bunny and swimsuit are the best ones.

I think the gun situation in the United States isn't something a foreigner should comment on

Thanks. Y-you too
Nou
I don't want humans on earth cause they're pretty shitty

Claiming best girl.

youtube.com/watch?v=kWIYFIyupRA

I like swimsuit and lunchboxes. Really like my wallscrolls too

Agreed.

Mine is slow as shit.

But guns exist outside the united states...

Nope. I don't have any lewds of Bo.

Dispatched by the knights to watch over this thread of Heresy and Debauchery, like pineapple on pizza you filthy heathens.

Ul-Fenesis Claimed.

Other places have vastly different gun situations than the United States
And I'm assuming you're asking this on the back of the shooting in Florida, which is in the United States

That sucks man. I've got genetics and a fairly active lifestyle on my side so my body burns calories like a wildfire

Is that a good thing?
There was a shooting? I don't watch news or ever leave my bubble. I was asking cuz your claim post had a gun in it

Earth chan disagrees.
Yeah, unless you toast the sandwich it feels icky. Its like eating badly cooked mushrooms. I hate squelchy things.

Cute

>Is that a good thing?
Depends who you ask, and on a variety of factors
For example, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_Moncton_shootings
The police weren't properly armed, and the gunman had what was an illegal weapon by gun control laws in Canada. It could be argued that this is why the police and other authorities need better equipment, and why gun control is needed, but it's also due to gun control that the police weren't properly equipped, and the gun control laws clearly made no difference as there was still loss of life
I just picked the picture randomly

It's not bad, you know?
Lunchboxes? Uh?
Ye.
So what is Saya anyway?

voices get out of my head
give me a (You) me Sayori
owok
what is that phone case owo

Yeah, in my case I've always had a problem with since I was little.
Always stuck on the chubby side, borderline fat.
It shifts drastically. Doesn't help that I don't work out at all too, but I can't be bothered.

A cute girl!

Hi.

Stay safe, duke
It's a nice pic
her skirt thingy thing

Hi Cute

I thought so

Yo.
Cute girls don't tend to be stained in blood.

thanks cute user, have another picture of Ul shocked and horrified.

I like pineapples but as a topping its pretty bottom tier mate. Texture is bad.

cute waifo

Ye, lunchboxes
That must be a pain. A lot of it comes down to dieting though. A lot of the stuff they put in fast food and junk food today is hard for our bodies to break down so it sticks around longer. Like I said, genetics for me really plays a part in it and when I was younger kept me under 100 lbs. Until I was like 14, was stupid

but i'm not letting you
i did an animal crossing villager sorter
there's a lot of villagers

Did you know theres a Saya film in the works?

They don't tend to, but they can be.

Oh! Bentos! Is it some sort of odd liking you got?
It's not about texture, rather flavour, sour/sweet taste of the pineapple, mixing with the salty of the cheese/meat oil/ dough, it is literally absolute bliss.

Everything is so CUTE!
Cute video, and cute claim!
That's adorable...
That's right!

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Any Romanians here? I wanna kick your ass.

Where did the blood come from then?U r kyoot uwu

I just think the idea behind a girl making lunches for someone is adorable. I also really like maid outfits and sporty outfits

And so are you

youtu.be/etHXCIhCWQM

How are you duking, do?
you will one day~
sounds fun, but ive never played animal crossing

Sore

Eeehhh, I can never hold a diet. Nor do I eat consistently. I know exactly where the problem is but I'm too lazy to fix it, really. I just eat whenever I want to eat outside of work, doesn't really matter what I eat too.
I tend to stay away from fastfood though.

Also, nice figurines.

go get a massage and bed

Yeah they're a pain to hold. A lot of them are an acquured taste and thanks. I'd have morr merch but I just don't have the room to atm

you're missing out, it's a really comfy game

It's going to be ass, I'm sure..

Saya is! The video is too!
Pic is cute too!
>That's right!
Right!

I don't know, must be something she ate.

Thanks...

gelato beach skip oh my god

The thread of the niggers

Its not live action.

JUST GET A MASSAGE AND BED LOOOOOOOOOOL

Kek nice try

Hawaiian pizzas are delicious

JUST GET SOME TRIPS LOOOOOOOOOL

(puke)

If there was merch on Sayori or any of the DDLC girls I would probably get it.
But alas, the only merch I know of so far are key chains and they don't ship to the EU.

youtu.be/rfge_dDLSl0

Remember to always hold birb gentle, like sosij.

Oh, so you like housewife material kind of girls!
Did she ate some livestock?
Agreed.

That sucks to hear. There's also the posters but those are kinda eh

But
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

That's a lot of money
Also lying on my stomach hurts

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I just like cute things. Sporty girls are really nice and I guess there's also my nixhe 'tactical' taste like pic related

youtu.be/NpFz6Ml5wb0

kek
looks like a furry dream, so maybe
how are you btw?
is your infection getting better?

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Sono

Was called away. Whats happening? Pizza?
'Works' for me please and thank you. No pine though.
Broke yes
Not really all that sad, more disappointed.
I'm certainly more complex than just mad.
MY GIRL IS AWESOME YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU SON OF A BITCH
I live on my own (hence why I'm broke? You know? Nearly a grand in rent donchyeaknowyeadumbmotherfucker can you affort that plus Utilities? I can, on EI. I'm bitchy cause I don't get to have my extra smokes I'd like to have.)
....I don't know what to say about the prisoner bullshit.
and finally.
My gf does that. Thanks.
>careful I'm starting to have fun with you

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Thigh pads.
Vali claimer claimed, mine.

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How are you doing today?

Hey how is it going?

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waifo kyoot

Yeah I never got a response from the artist on what the thogh pads are about. My only guess is maybe part of a harness? Could also just be to feed into the aesthetic

it's not furry, it's cute
i'm good, feeling better than usual again today
how are you?

Yeah exactly.
God I hate the fucking community surrounding DDLC. They really need to fuck off with the shitty memes. I'm finding merch with just about everything that I hate about the community. Like t-shirts, stickers and other bullshit.

Doesn't feel like it
And apparently it won't for like 2 weeks

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Hello.

it can be both
that's good, keep it up, susan
I'm not feeling well, gonna go. take care
That's not good duke
I will pray for your ear to get better

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Yeah, there's really no more memes people can make at this point. At first they could get a bit of a chuckle but now they're not even beating a dead horse, they're just beating a pile of tenderized meat

Doing pretty good, laughing my ass off at Sono's miserable existance.
He's going damage control since I posted his discord, lol.
Aesthetics only tbh, they seem to offer no tactical advantage whatsoever.
She's just too cute...

Yoink TriHard Clap Mine now TriHard Clap

>I'm not feeling well
Hope you feel better dude.

Claimed

oh okay, be better soon friend

Why are so many people adding me?

I didn't think I was that popular here.

Indeed.

Idk, maybe there's some application to them that I just can't think of off the top of my head but if the artist replies I'll let you know and it'll finally be put to rest. Either way I still really like it and wanna get more commissions of her done

Doubt it'll be as good as the VN.

Sure!

Huh... didn't think that that post earlier was legit.

Didn't you just try to pretend the account Nep posted wasn't yours? Why do you keep lying?

who is best cute

you just posted a cute

>admitting it

Did she do a nap after that .webm?
Raw? What happens when she eats too much?
Hey, sorry for impersonating you for a moment~
Hope you don't mind

Chen
But they died.

Just make new account nigga.

Got a good week over all. You?

Fuck off, you "devil's advicate" son of a bitch.

Well, it was to expose a liar, so I don't mind it.. He should've known it wasn't me, I already said I'd never add him as long as he keeps lying.

It's true tho, you got discord ID of some random internet pleb no one cares about and people make a big fuss about it lmao. All he has to do to shut your mouths is to make new one lmao. U mad fuccboi?

no u
she was always a rude but I hope she's ok

Knee slapper this situation.

>No one cares about
>People make a big fuss
Pick one please and thank

stop calling Chen a she

For all I know, chen is prepping to head back to Uni.
We didn't even pass the weekend yet.

Chen's just the latest victim of the death rumor mill.

Account deleted

Aawwww.

Hey Sono, nice try, eh?

Mediator is Sono!
Mediator is Sono!
Chen is a girl!
Chen is a girl!

Didn't Chen mention something about going on holiday or something? Also,
>Chen
>she

Nah.

too cute

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Remember to add me next time~

OH!
I just remembered something.
I started talking to you about the gif where Shizuru waves, right? Specifically about that strange glitch in her eye.
What's your opinion on this edit?

Nice to see you have fun.

Hey Vali, how you doing?

Better than average week I'd say although couple of bad days.

How old is she supposed to be? Seems like she is always in a school uniform but looks a bit too old to me for that.

I did

Yeah?

Yup Suzu tricked me.

Fuck off you untrustworthy bitch

Its fine I don't want to lie anymore.

Maybe tmrw.

I'm sorry Sayori but Suzune gave my Discord to Nep and Nep posted here, then I started getting too many friend requests

Yeah...

No.

Hi. Just woke up from a nap, about to get pizza for dinner.
How's your day going?

Haahahahahahahahahahahahahah.

>Yup Suzu tricked me.
Oh ho? Taste of your own medicine?

Sayo, could you find a better resolution of ?
Thank you Suzune
You worthless scum, you think I need help to screw over a total fuck up like you?

Oh yeah, i forgot too. I actually did save that. Thanks

Seems you do hate me, oh hum.

i.pximg.net/img-original/img/2017/10/10/17/15/01/65373412_p0.png
Your file name is the pixiv link already

What kind honey?

Well, I'm out, bye.

I'll add you on another account if you want but You can't post my Discord here.

Yeah she's a piece of shit now.

Kill yourself you depressed fuck

I don't hate you

lmao
cya

Glad your week was good for the most part.

16, I think. They never mention anyone's age, from what I can remember.
I didn't give him anything to post here. But whatever, at least you'll get off my back because of this and stop begging me to "take you under my wing".

Booo, pasting broken links.

Tuna, my favourite!
What ya did today? Shitpost all day?

it's cause pixiv doesn't allow hotlinking, iirc

Hmm? It works fine for me. You might need a pixiv account though now that i think on it, not too sure how that part of the site works.
pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=65373412 maybe?

Good bye, don't come back~
This place is mine now, not yours

Yeah it works for you cause you already loaded the pic from server side, but won't work for others

Also having pizza tonight :), day about to end, it was okay.

Thanks, didn't mean it as an offense or anything, was just wondering

.Yeah, let's see this next one.

Hawaiian pizza is goat

Did you get my Discord?

What flavour you're having? Do you have work tomorrow?

Reason I'm asking is because I wasn't finished with it yet and I didn't know if you'd like it.
So hold on.

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When?

>Suzu

>she's a piece of shit now
Next response
>Kill yourself you depressed fuck
How do you expect anybody to take you seriously? I was here when you shared with us your GF doesn't want you on discord. Oh bo ho you didn't want discord, blah blah...And here we are. And you still promising people to add them. What are you gunna do if rem posts your new cord hmm?