Dick Rate Thread

kek

post hard

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you got kik

no

i got vids, with face i dont want to post

Do it, faggot

kik

Here! My dubs were first

cool

post erect already
does it even get hard?

No, it doesn't work

there you go

length and girth size?

guess? and I will measure.

9" long x 5.5" circumference

not even close .try again

bigger or smaller than i originally guessed?

bigger. clue: I am about 7-8" flaccid.

7 and a bit, at the smallests, in cold water

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10.5" long x 6.5" circumference
post measured pics i'm genuinely interested

that's amazing. i have an amazing idea give me a sec. let me take a pic

let me do the other pic first

what do you think?

give me a sec to wash this off and get hard.
say complimentary things about my cock, to help me get hard

kek

KEK what are you doing user

magnificent. would suck your trunk. that is now my phones background

drawing an elephant on my crotch

>gonzo

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wow

thanks.

>huuur duur scientifically confirmed average size is small.

100% photoshop

girth? age? height? location?

How do women react when they see it ?

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depends on the woman and man

You are more than twice my size. I wish we could compare in person.

kik: guybiggerthanyou

Gay

Has anybody turn you down because of your penis, i mean, it must hurt

how big are you?

a few. but they generally give me handjob or titjob.
even when they think no. they generally end up trying. its like their everest

OP here
literally my dick in comparison

5 in. The absolute biggest i can get is a little under 5.5

lol. that suprisingly hot. plese post against a can of monster energy drink or pringles can (what i have next to me - i am watching a film) so we can compare

btw. i am 7 and a bit soft. at my coldest and smallest. generally hang at abou 8"

user. what would you do if dropped that out at a party in front of your friends. or if you saw at a urinal

Average or better?

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how about a tp roll?

You've got enough to hit the G-spot.
Just make sure you fuck like a beast, and do pull-up's with your tongue.

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Are you niggers really that dumb to fall for this PS?

>start at 1"

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Rate my cock. 7.5”x5.5”

i did the same against the pringles. i had cut the bottom out. you like?

ps. i am trying noot to grease on my cock. i am suprisingly close to the sides at my thickest point

Aaaand i just came to that. Thanks bud!

disgusting.
2/10 kys

really just my soft size?

drop to knees and suck. even if bf or dad was there

Dubs

DICKE

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Most honest post I have ever seen on Cred Forums

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And thinking how it completely dwarfs mine, yes

stare at it. and probs accidently piss on the guy next me. ask you fuck a friend of mine

are you bigger than your brother, if you have one? or are you all big?

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i love be bigger flaccid, than most men hard. I know I am bigger than my wife's sisters bf, like twice his erect.
it makes me soo hard, thinking about her dream about my cock as she plays with his

How about mine?

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seattlerox12344

I’m performing a bone pressed measurement just like they do in every study on the matter. I’m chubby and have a thick fat pad. But I’m over 7”.

This guy has been roleplaying as this guy all day.

reddit.com/r/penis/comments/65zhsm/14_of_an_inch_missing/

Ignore him. He's probably fat with a small cock.

push the nearest vagina on to it. no matter who it was. mum do you dutie, back on to this. sis you work the balls

That is 6 inches. Sorry big guy

whip mine outto compare

what?

she probs does. how do you know his size?

Nah, that's bigger than 6

please fuck my wife

That's not a cock it's a peepee

2 brother older. both normal size. dad is on the small size. mum and sister quite curvy though.

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>still roleplaying when he got found out
lol?

Above average on paper but feels and seems small on my 194cm frame

thats really hot. like what size? do they know?

women talk brother

instant erection.

Is it weird that my dick is 7 inch in length and 6 inch in girth

instant gush my panties off

Not weird, it’s just a nice thick cock man

my dads like 2-3 inches soft. of cpurse they know its hard to hide

Im guessing thats a bit over 5 inches?

make sure your sister works them good. i need to extra hard for your mum

Horton Hears a Ho....

Just going to conviniently ignore
For the rest of the thread I see. Enjoy your tiny dick IRL cuck.

yes, unfortunately

are your mom and sister?

you are a massive faggot for mis-measuring your fucking 4" max chode

as a comparison, here is my 9 inch cock without a stupid fucking myspace angle close up and incorrect measure job like yourself you flaming asshat

i give myself a 9/10 because fuck all you cunts

oh i will do. have them double tit job it

what?

8/10, R8

gross

do they have big tits? bra size?

Depends desu, post moar (with stomach)
8/10 would ride senpai
7/10 lemme s u c c

of course.nipple together.

fuck i would shoot my load soo quick

is this honestly what you wear while swimming

ooh i know this, sis=28GG
mum 34J

rate?

as long as its over my dad lol

enormous bikini season good at your house

cuck to the extreme

send picture to my gf

we do have a pool

you still could

fat? or fat ases

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no point if i cant watch

slim-ish. curvy.

and you wear thesewhat happens if you get an erection

Not happy about mine, but hey here it is...

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it gets tight and yes.

Kik is jdarkly

Half this thread is just you roleplaying with yourself. Seek help.

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bump

holy crap!
I can just imagine you between all those tits.

this would be amazing.
cuckin amazing

this!

20 virgin r8 m8

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thats just weird

8
6

have they ever seen you nude and hard?

9/10 any more?

my mom caught me jacking it once

Thanks

KEK

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Yer pullin' my leg

So envious, that length...
R8

and?

Would choke on
Can you retract your foreskin a bit? You ever let a dude suck your cock?

Can't retract it much more when hard, and I never had a dude suck it, sadly

Where you from? I'd love to drain your balls user

5 inches is small dude. Like, sad shit. Average is 5.5

Italia

7 inches long 3.6 around

nothing. she screamed slammed door

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I think it's big. I'm told it is