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lol if they hit a powerline then where's the TV dummy?

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It's obviously nerve gas.
wat

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If there's powerline there has to be a TV, are you retarded?

"TEAM ROCKET BLASTING OFF AGAIN!"

another nerve gas eruption

Well that's just stupid. What if they only have a radio?

more nerve gas in the sewers

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Damn china, u scary.
This would never happen in the states btw

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Then they have to have a microwave to balance it out man. Come on.

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MODS

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>I must go now, my planet needs me

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That looks like some shit out of Looney Toons! XD

they were just making sure she was completely dead

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Lol what?

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Even God hates niggers this is the proof

Never be careless when working around nerve gas

Don't talk about "the states" if you're not from here fgt

first time the biker killed the gigantic truck driver

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Have none of you guys been to college? Wtf. If it's a powerline there's got to be a TV, or a microwave and another electronic connected.

nerve gas makes me so nervous i let out gas

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Inception?

They hit a powerline you fucking retard.

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and that's why people explode

POST GORE

> thinks power has something to do with nerve gas

nothing mysterious here , obviously a powerful nerve gas leak

that's what the sewer mutants want you to believe , poor gullible dupe , that way they shift the blame to the electricity goblins . Wake up and smell the cacti.

someone explain this

rekt and gore arfe not the same , start a gore thread if you really need to fap

Fucking retard, there's no TV

Here ya go!

only faggots make that distinction, rekt was not historically that way.

It's a nerve gas incident, pretty obvious chief.

Were they homosexuals or something? Fuckin Africa.

mofo with a pole
d love to be that dude in a fite

doesn't the file name explain it all, firecracker ignited a pocket of nerve gas , which as everyone knows is highly explosive

when_viagra_kicks_in.webm

crouching tiger hidden dragon

no, they would be already dead because muh guns

the internet has made me so impatient I clicked through a 13 second video because it was taking too long

please refer to file at

lmao

Had too many children. This is how chinese govt comes for them.

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Teach those Negros whose boss.

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well at least hes eyes were protected from those lethal uv rays

hungry hungry indo's

that's not even a muslim you imbecile americunt

damn being knocked out by the impact only to be awaken by burning alive, FUCK

op a fuken idiot
those are sikhs
dont really feel sorry for the idiot who placed himself there voluntarily

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niggers gonna nig

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>not naming this "skid marks"

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I hate nerve gas

Filename already in use

>sikhs
Like anyone gives a fuck Ahmed

checked, asians seem even more violent than nogs

what the hell. I hope if I scroll down there will be an explanation

Thats the problem with muzzies , they blow up so fast

h e h

beep beep

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god dammit bobby this is fucking gold

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is it me or does that mannequin on the left have a nice ass?

Eternal bleeding

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Dang that nerve gas on the loose

my favorite part of this motion picture is how the little girl grew into an adolescent boy during the rescue operation.

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kek the titles in this thread made me so proud. I am an avid nervegas video supporter.

in the most unexpected places

some kind of steel wire or something going along the street if I remember correctly

Are you new here? never been to China ? Once they start searching the sewers , who knows how many kids they will find ????????

>graphic images
>>dude gets bonked on the noggin
>>doesn't even have blood or gore
>>>>>>>>GRAPHIC IMAGES

nerve gas:
>flammable
>odorless
>invisible
>strikes fast
>strikes without warning
and yet people are still playing with it...

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popped a pretty sweet wheelie tho

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So satisfying..

Pajeets,when will they learn?

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Not soon , I hope

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The lad did not have a phone

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cleanup day down at the meth lab

this turns me on slightly, are there dog x cat?

think of the lucky bastard that was going over the tape and got the satisfaction of uploading this stupid cunt to the web. fucking kek gets me everytime i see it

Really ?? Look at the end of the vid, to his right , between the bus and the taxi , you can even see the phone fall out of his hand.

Maybe , of course, he wasnt looking at his phone, he might have decided to go kamikaze

not in my kek folder

Ouch. That was bad.

Normally if someone gets hits in the head their head can move, which lessens the blow. That dude has his head against the ground. His head took all the energy.

Dude instantly curled up because he had a concussion. Was that the same guy standing up in the end who was hit?

of course

>Dude instantly curled up because he had a concussion
No user, it was way more brutal than that
>Decerebrate posture is an abnormal body posture that involves the arms and legs being held straight out, the toes being pointed downward, and the head and neck being arched backward. The muscles are tightened and held rigidly. This type of posturing usually means there has been severe damage to the brain.

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This might be the funniest thing ive ever seen. Did they survive?

Magicarpetride.webm

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Just some cooked beans

Dat nerve gas be like poison

Well , one of them did

Badass cat

The cleaning truck on the right side grabbed metal wires

fuck dogs

Fuck you.

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He's wagging his tail, he's alright.

This guy looks like he did nothing wrong

Fuck you and that nigger

LEL

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Reportedly, thieves from Zimbabwe who came over the border to South Africa to do a robbery and some conventional stealing. Literally anything can get you necklacing. It happens to thieves, gays, people accused of witchcraft, or simply people who somehow managed to anger the mob. It's twice as easy if you are a foreigner, since people in Africa often do not like their neighbors very much nowadays.

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Pretty damn good throw.

That person should play baseball.

did they ever find him again?

typical trigger happy americans
its not guns that are the problem, its niggers
hope they ban them soon

>putting all your points in accuracy and crit

>he only wanted to greet his ankle:(
police pussy bitch unable to take a bite like a little bitch

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hes alright only sleeping, dreaming about bitting the nigger to death if he had a chance like the home owners clearly intended

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I am always amazed by how weak women are. Like, as a man I just can't fathom how you can't take a punch and shrug it off. She went to sleep.

At worst, I'd be knocked down, but she just went out COLD.

Holy shit.

lol I remember when this dude told me he knew how to use a floor buffer, so I let him at it, came back 5 minutes later to find him completely wrapped up and stuck to the buffer unable to move. Lmao for like 10 mins before I helped him.

IRL pacman.

>as a man I just can't fathom how you can't take a punch and shrug it off.

Sure you can't.

In real world, one good punch can knock out anyone.

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Was the retard driving on their phone too? How the fuck do you not feel that?

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magnets?

Fuck man i laugh so hard, i remember the fucking Coyote and roadrunner.

You’ll get shot in America for shit like that

speaking of cuckland, here's what happens when britbongistanis aka poms go overseas and think they are untouchable

Paralyzed, not dead. Happened in Jamaica.

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Ohhhh dayum

well it was fucking fatal to her dancing career then wasn't it , huh????

I didn't expect that

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this

Having the inconvenience of someone collapse in front of me is my worst nightmare

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at least they have no guns so the precious nigger criminal life is preserved
>cost of saving his life: employment of 15 cuck officers, national dignity and self respect

Well if you are Chinese , you just move on, no-one will judge you

Ta-dah ! it's gone

I remember this story. The kid is autistic and the dog was put down.

kek

fuck her and the nigger captcha expecting me to fill shitload of rekt'angles

>filename
super lost

Retard kid ignited the methane buildup.

is that you Logan?

Can't blame them , the guy might have had a semi automatic butter knife, or even an assault bicycle wheel

here , lets have some good old american instant justice

>the inconvenience
lmao

How many mass shootings?

I did this type of shit as a kid. I've also been sucker punched several times.

Thats some good shooting.

If you're going to be an edgy 12 year old at least get the race right you idiot

keksimus maximus
I was hoping it was the other way around

That pansy got in a lucky shot. He was being dominated, lol.

What a genius

How many gooks get squished by cars?

1) YOU ARE STILL A RETARDED KID

2) THAT WAS 1/10000 LUCKY THROW

3) FUCK OFF AND DIE

Literally everyone hates the British tourists.

quitters

That was a quality wall.

better ask how many mass killings and then thank god your amerimutts are dumb enough to be unable to use cheap homemade explosives, poisons or toxins - victim numbers would only multiply
or maybe they could evolve into such upgraded tools of death all it takes is to take the current ones, firearms away from them

it took years to get her out. thats china for you.

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lol getting beat up by midgets, wouldn't this be like fighting a bunch of 5 year olds? Asains are so tiny

heard they are now equipped with THIS to counter illegal assault butter knifes

Fighting the bacon obviously wont do anything, probably the only thing to do is throw alcohol at it and put it on flames.

>boar is now on flames ramming people

OH SHI-

NOT ENOUGH.

WHAT'S MORE DANGEROUS: A GUN IN A RETARDS HANDS OR A CAR IN A CHINKS HANDS?

Women deserve equal rights and lefts

what exactly causes these?

a retarded gun in a chink's car

WHY DOES EVERY CHINK IN CHINA HAVE A BROOM?

Why is non-America such a shithole?

by 2030, when they're a superpoopower

Haven't you been paying attention?

Nerve Gas !

Chinks man, what's worse is that if they ran you over and didn't kill you, they would get off their ride, walk to you, and kill you. Just so they don't have to pay your recovery.

Someone please have the one with the "magician" that drowns himself in a bathtub trying to be Houdini

New GhostRider looks awesome.

Take that shit back to red_dit where it belongs and stay there. This fucking joke has been beaten to death.

>almost 100 images and nothing here compares to this level of rekt

Jesus, how many old dudes are gonna fall in that hole.

EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP

IN CHINA. NO ONE IS GOING TO CHINA. I HAVE ENOUGH CHINKS HERE.

>70 million killed by guns and explosives in Europe in just the past 100 years
>1,100 people shot in mass shootings in all of USA history
>lol USA has so many killings

Biker "ok it's not my fault"

Tf, why didnt he rush to the water?

>I HAVE ENOUGH CHINKS HERE
Toronto, wasnt it , Mr All Caps Guy

>Tactical poop incoming

> NERVE GAS NERVE GAS NERVE GAS NERVE GAS NERVE GAS NERVE GAS
NERVE GAS NERVE GAS NERVE GAS NERVE GAS NERVE GAS NERVE GAS
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NERVE GAS NERVE GAS NERVE GAS NERVE GAS NERVE GAS NERVE GAS
> NERVE GAS NERVE GAS NERVE GAS NERVE GAS NERVE GAS NERVE GAS
NERVE GAS NERVE GAS NERVE GAS NERVE GAS NERVE GAS NERVE GAS
> NERVE GAS NERVE GAS NERVE GAS NERVE GAS NERVE GAS NERVE GAS
NERVE GAS NERVE GAS NERVE GAS NERVE GAS NERVE GAS NERVE GAS
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NERVE GAS NERVE GAS NERVE GAS NERVE GAS NERVE GAS NERVE GAS
xDDD

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>EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE

file title. lol

That's a septic tank too, judging by the hose and tank truck its connected to.

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scooters were tired of being oppressed by big trucks, this is the result.

LET THE BODIES HIT THE *bamp, bamp* FLOOOOOOOOOORRRRRR!!!!!!!

Not everyone is familiar with this retarded running joke, faggot. It suck ass and deserves to die.

Im sorry guys

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You deserve cancer in the penis, logfag.

Chinese. They feel nothing.

Drunks with gasoline and open fire. Perfect storm.

me too

Why does the third character look like a bear

I love the expression change on people like that, the shock of being twatted when you think youre the dominant one doing all the damage and are untouchable.
The swift realisation that youre just a weak individual with a massive ego.
HA!

>How many mass shootings?
not enough apparently

It's because he elbowed her head up against the wall after the punch you dumbass..

>It suck ass and deserves to die.
Like everything else on this board, lolis,traps,gor...

It's all part fo the charm , just go with the flow

>you deserve cancer in the penis
Thank god, I'd hate it to happen to an organ I actually needed...wait, are you assuming my gender????

the golden nigger
was he jailed for this or what?

US's histroy has a span of 100 years
also - how many wars were fought on US soil for the past 100 years ? We had 2 world wars, 2 balkan wars and that's just the most commonly known ones

DIDN'T YOU SEE THEIR COLOR AND THOSE GLOVES YOU FUCKING IMBECILE? THE GUY IS PROBABLY PITCHING IN THE MLS NOW.

i hope so

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this video is worse, the body is driver over 2 times by 2 diferents vehicles

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You mean being black?

"Where's this fucking bus?"

FUCK. YOU ALWAYS FREAK ME OUT. GUESS WHAT MOVIE I JUST FINISHED ON ?

if god exists then he is a motherfucker

OH SHE WAS. TRUST ME. THAT'S A MASSIVE STROKE OR HEART ATTACK.

big girls need love too

Brutal lol

Methane builds up in sewers due to shit piss etc. You should never throw cig or try to throw anything flaming inside(unless you want to end up in rekt thread that is).

They throw like girls lol

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this guy, so smort

CHING GOT CHONGED.

You are a faggot. Don't know the difference between swan and goose. And using red_dit type of trying to befunny by using the same old jokes.

>That was a quality wall
of good very well masons

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Watch closely. The second shot he got against her knocks her closely against the wall. She might have gotten a brain concussion from that alone.

OH FUCK OFF YOU IMBECILE.

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4reel tho. anyone know what happened?

Lol wat the fuck is that?

THEY ARE CALLED MIDGETS.

fuck you kid

tunes

Don't know the movie but i remember you like animal gore ( but I don't, which is why I will never post any!)

retards can't even name animals correctly

Fuck, I wish.

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fucking niggers

YOU JUST DID IDIOT.

You are a faggot. Don't know the difference between cow and goanna?

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No, fuck you. Hard up the ass.

Should have restrained him before opening door. Stupid bitches.

How the fuck did he go flying such a large distance, it didn't even look that hard an impact

you dont need wars when you are killing each other

jabali or pig, not cow

Go fuck your dog if you love it so much.

>YOU JUST DID IDIOT.
Whoopsie

what a bunch of fucking idiots. idk how people cant hold back their dogs. just yank that fucker and these pits weigh at best 75 lbs. just pick em up and body slam that fucker. i mean god damn.

Those cops are useless.

THEY ARE STRONG AS FUCK IDIOT. I AM 220 POUNDS AND COMPETED IN POWER LIFTING COMPETITIONS. THEY CAN PULL A FUCKING CAR IDIOT.

PROBLEM IS SKINNY NIGGERS AND WOMEN LOVE PIT BULLS.

Such a weird thing to fake when there are real ones.

NONE ARE REAL IDIOT.

yep. dunno why amerimutts are so butthurt by this, even if that was a nigger his actions were completely appropriate, like what? should he let the dog gnaw his leg or something?

Funny shit

>ninja fapper

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holy shit that file name, lost hard

There are 100s of real ones you retard, just not of some guy running up to a hot girl. They are usually unaware.

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A good punch in the jaw has nothing to do with strength, faggot. Just sit down and stfu.

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9 years in prison. tried as an adult.

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Whats your dogs name?
Oh, alpha chad.

Got shortened due to him having a ridiculously low IQ.

the blood would attract beavers

THOSE ARE FAKE IDIOT. I BET YOU ARE DUMB ENOUGH TO THINK BANG BUS IS REAL??

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Bang bus is real you fucking moron, even fake taxi is actually real. Are you slow?

LOOK AT THAT COP'S INSTINCT. HE KNEW WAY BACK THAT WAS TROUBLE....

hard boner

BULLSHIT YOU IDIOT.

Stop typing in caps like a fucking moron.

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Weak bait kys.