Can we get a green text thread going?

can we get a green text thread going?

One of the funniest pornos I saw was this ugly be it chick looking like she's absolutely bored with the whole affair. He's so bored his dick is going soft. He suggests she sucks it a bit and she screws up her face in disgust and yells "THATS BEEN IN MAH FANNEY!!!"

Sent it in to efukt but they never ran it

> go to Japan for a couple weeks
> Visit Fijian friends
> He plays professional rugby, she teaches english
> Both damn cool AF people
> But let's face it, they're as black as they come
> One day she's showing me the sights
> At shinkansen stop at 7-11 for Pringles and shit
> Friend puts items on the counter
> Store clerk stands there awkwardly staring at the floor
> Ten seconds later, nothing's changed
> Is this chick stroking out?
> Friend says loudly 'sumimasen'
> Staff member won't look at her
> It's uncomfortable af, like dealing with a show room dummy
> Friend sighs, tells me 'come on we are going' leaves the items on the counter and storms out
> Ask her what that was about, she says often people completely ignore her and her partner, she doesn't wanna play the race card but 'obviously it's a black thing'
> No way, surely not?
> She says 'what you saw then, happens all the damn time.'
> asks me to go back into the store and buy those things she just tried to
> Umm, ok, feels weird after what just happened, but no probs
> Get drinks and chips, rock on up to the counter. The same girl who completely ignored my friend is beaming and smiling at me 'ohayo gozaimasu katanakanaka kore wa wakanakaji desu'
> Complete purchase like normal while friend waits outside

Imagine anyone doing that in the West. Social media would go on full retard. But in Asia, they're comfortable with expressing their intolerance of other races. I think i like that.

Kek. Britbong fanny isn't the same as US fanny. It's a front/back thing.

>Be me
>7
>Black kid moves into my neighbour hood.
>I have never seen this species
>Think he's burned like a marshmallow. A tasty cooked marshmallow
Fat me enters close proximity
>Try to bite the fucker.
>socked me once and I fell on the ground.
Niggers. Never again

...

that fucking webm tho

Have more my son. You can take it to my son. NIGERS CHALL FALL

>Be Me
>Little Big Boy before body changes
>Can’t make cummies and don’t have then nonexistent FNAF SFM to feel tingly
>Discover stange feeling while cleaning my Bellybutton
>Powerful new tingles all down my shingles and into my no-no zone
>Run to bathroom cuby for more body exploring
>Begin to work my little piggy bellybutty like I’m trying to reach stuck chips out of a vending machine
>No-no zone has become like daddy stiffy
>Treat my no-no stiffy like a hockey sticky and slap things into the goal zone
>I get bored with my stiffy stick slapping and go back to bellybutton shenanigans
>Feel the tinglies
>I suddenly need to make peepee
>Can’t because my wee-wee is still steely
>Stand over the potty with a twitching little stiffy pushing with all my might
>I pop a blood vessel and the ouchies makes me wee-wee soft
>I make peepee and go have tendies
>Continue doing this every day for a week and a half
>Momy gets worried ice cream men take me to the pillow room place
>Go home after body changes
>Forget about bellybutton tingles

but wakanda is great, why she so angry, lol