Look what I have! 5 Kinder surprise eggs. I opened my first already. It was a penguin...

Look what I have! 5 Kinder surprise eggs. I opened my first already. It was a penguin. What do you think is in the next one?

PleaseBeCyanidePleaseBeCyanidePleaseBeCyanide.

This chocolate is so good.

Doesn't look like Cyanide

PleaseBeCocainePleaseBeCocainePleaseBeCocainePleaseBeCocainePleaseBeCocainePleaseBeCocainePleaseBeCocainePleaseBeCocaine

Really? The same penguin...

you can create an army of penguins

Ye got fucked mate.

fake

2 is enough. Hoping for a car next.

more penguins

HOPE THERES ANOTHER FUCKING BIRD IN THERE FRIEND.

Why is this shit illegal in america? We even have it in brazil.

Shit... I didn't need an other one.

God damnit another toucan

Come on car. Come on!

FAKE!

Because libfags (and the FDA).

kek

IS IT A ROCKET?

Wow! Just wow.

Thats sooo neat ! Now your first twoo penguins won't feel lonely !!!

Damn I need these penguins

DEMAND A FUCKING REFUND

this shit is too much expensive in Brasil...
and the toys are shittier here

nice man! you should start an army

i hope its a gun and op shoots me

4 f'ing penguins on 4 tries.

Last one better be a penguin too.

did you buy just every 7th? huge mistake.

Next one gonna be a penguin, a penguin army

Now you can have one to play with and share, and two to shove up your ass and keep safe.

you can make a movie and let them dance some clap shit and sing

All heil the penguin squadron

This

I buy these for my niece, usually some bullshit toys that dont even go together, she got a fucking hello kitty cat with a canvas??????

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now I sort of hoping the last one is a penguin

PLEASE BE A GUN

It'll be a duck...it'll be a duck!!!

Nice trips

its not

Kinder is banned in the US and thus that makes them contraband, violating global rule one. what say you in your defence OP?

Now that you said that it's not gonna be a penguin

Atleast you can defend yourself with your assault rifle when the cops come to arrest you for possession of chocolate eggs.

Coming out

>Kinder is banned in the US
for real? .-.

I seen some in my supermarket and I live in the US

Fucking hell lad not another

BECAUSE IF YOU EAT IT YOU WILL CHOKE ON THE TOY

MODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Buy one, I guarantee it won't have the toy inside.

I think you can ony get penguins in this edition of Kinder's OP

HOPE THERE IS A GRENADE IN THE COKE

They don't have toys in them though.

2 penguins in that one! I now have 6 of them. Must be a packing error at the factory.

only the americanburguers are stupid enogh to eat the toy not the chocolate

It looked the same as the one OP is opening but I don't know

Nice

Now drink the coca cola cherry!!

its been illegal since before the candy was even invented. we had the law since the 1930s which basically bans small toys from being embedded in candy. there are also a few other issues, like our requirement that toys which accompany candy be suitable for all ages (I think kinder toys are labeled 3 and up). but mainly its the 1930s law that makes them illegal.
you are a fucking idiot. the kind of idiot that probably thinks he wont be hanging from a lamppost when the day of the rope comes.

"Too many" children choked on the toy. (It was like 10 in all of america at this point.) They therefore instated a ban on non-edibles completely covered in food.

Look at them!!

All hail the penguin army

KEK....
look that fat one in the botton!!!

I was hoping for an assault rifle. So you got something that’s legal to own as a kid in murrica.

So cute they're a family !!

What's behind the cherry coke?

yeah but its kinda cool, you have the set, and you have some penguin friends now

wat

they gon get eaten by that orca

A FILTH NIGGER!!!

OMG IS IT A PENGUIN PLUSH ??!?!?

no way!

A fucking penguin obviously

7 penguins!

Oh shit! You planned this, didn't you faggot?

WHAT!!!

i bet the Coca-Cola is made of penguins too...

Oh shit

Look at them!

drink the cherry coke !

elaborate faggot op ruse

is that a boss penguin

They look soooooo happy !

I will. It's still cold.

Aw definetely fake femanons dont exists...

IS SHE GONNA SHOVE THAT FLIGHTLESS BIRD UP HER TWAT!?

tits or get fork out

>▶
FAKE!!!!!!!!

Drink it with jim beam

Happy Feet 2 was released in 2011.... how old is that chocolate??

way to ruin it user

Timestamp or fake

bump

timestamp plz, girls don't exist in real life.

lulled louder than I should of to be fair to you

Someone archive this. Epic.

...

...and then she moved with Auntie and Uncle in Bel-Air.

put me in the screen cap plz

L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

Hopefully a bomb

seems you bought the faggot edition

>Kinder is banned in the US and thus that makes them contraband, violating global rule one. what say you in your defence OP?
Not anymore you moron.

All of this cute stuff was bait to throw the CIA off the sent of this thread. Now tell us what REALLY happened on 9/11 OP.

Grow up you little faggot.

Hi! Few things to start off with =]
1. Yes I replied because you're a femanon, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Brian.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

Nice work OP! Got me.

Put me in screencap boys

Lol,faggot

soy

Now I want a Kinder egg

Kys beta fag

Can we play with the penguins now?

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Thanks me too when I came up with it.

You are still a faggot

Good work OP!

can't believe you would break the law like this OP

I love penguins!

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Now you see this was a good thread. Finally not the same kill, marry, fuck or wwyd threads. Thanks OP

just like in the good old days of the Cred Forums random board of the website Cred Forums!!!!!!!!!!!

We need more like this

but who took picture

this is the most exciting thing that has happened today

>Retarded muricans.

I need a penguin army

>Rule 16; there are no girls on the internet

LEARN THE FUCKING RULES NIGGER

ralph pls go

Those gimped ones you mean
Not even an egg. just some nutella balls in jizz sauce in one side and an toy in the other half