Top tier energy drink thread

Heart attack in a can? No thanks

Well I disagree

Grownups drink coffee.

Faggot

Wow good answer, any other tidbits of knowledge to share?

Grownups are also paedophiles

Coincidence?

Drink 2 for 10 hours, 3 for 15

Don't make me give you a good old what for

How do you do that? Tell me more

Yup every grownup is a pedo, you exposed yourself as an edgy child rather easily, try some tact next time.

I would correct you on your spelling, but I left my fedora at home.

Just a couple intentional grammar errors, spelling is correct.

If my friend ever talks to me again. His wife make good drinks.

>Matcha green tea powder has been found to: boost metabolism and burn calories, fight viruses and bacteria, enhances mood, fights cancer, cleanses and detoxifies the body and curbs cravings. Read more about what Matcha tea can do for you here.

Natural Sports Drink – It’s great for rehydrating after exercise without tons of sugar like many store bought sports drinks contain.

Before the Gym Energy Drink – Fuel your body ready for a tough workout with this energy boosting blend.

Did I mention I'm vegan?

those caps suck ass though, you gotta have your mouth around almost the entire top of the can or it plugs the air hole

caffeine has never given me any kind of energy, or anything else in energy drinks, am i retarded?

how many do u drink for 20 hours?

>the gym

Wrong board man, think any of these guys go to the gym? Try /fit/

>not drinking mommy's milkies

fuckin normies

Ive never been past 3 sad to say. I like my 9 hour sleep.

Lol, so how does that change the flavor jagoff? Yeah it sucks but the imports taste amazing so I don't care.

>jagoff
lol ok

i'm all about quality of life, and the import is literally the same thing with a different can

if you think they're go for anything special you're retarded

I like to drink 5 really fast so I can get 25 hours of energy in just 24 hours. Checkmate time travelers

I can't imagine what you'd do with that energy.

nah man this one is better

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