Just needed to get away for a while. I left without telling anyone. I wanna go on a reckless drugfuled adventure for a few weeks.
The question is: How long to I wait for optimal shock value when I make my return. If I come back too early, no one will care, and if I come back too late, everyone will have stopped caring.
Whaddya think Cred Forums?
Joseph Foster
Burn your identification, and take your teeth out. Then get killed in a remote area.
Jordan Morales
You should find out why you crave the attention. You're still thinking like a child.
Angel Morales
>The question is: How long to I wait for optimal shock value when I make my return. If I come back too early, no one will care, and if I come back too late, everyone will have stopped caring.
Exactly 5 weeks.
Oliver Campbell
You want to go on a drug fueled adventure just for the attention of people where you are right now? Just od dumb bitch
Aiden Jenkins
...
Jace Baker
I don't care now
Sebastian Russell
Moar blondie
Jace Martin
When you find yourself sucking dick to buy drugs, you should probably think about heading home. This is how the streetwalkers do it.
Enjoy your adventure!
John Perry
That's Dakota Skye.
Julian Lee
To the day. No more, no less.
Henry Howard
Moar
Gabriel Perry
no one gives a single fuck about you and no one ever will. stop caring and move on you pathetic cunt
Jaxson Flores
Wait one year and four months. Its long enough that people will think you're seriously gone, and that it isn't an attempt at attention -- but not so long that they can have you declared legally dead.
And, for maximum shock value: >Start speaking with an unusual accent that no one can quite place. >Get yourself a mysterious tattoo. (Bonus points for cryptic symbology, a Soldier of Fortune/mercenary unit, or a foreign language that no one understands) >Return with a child. No "mother". No other explanation. >Leave a weathered map around for someone to find. Make sure it includes: actual Longitude and Latitude (in case anyone bothers to look that shit up), dotted lines in different colors that might indicate roads, and vague symbology that matches your new tattoo. >Arrange for a service to call your phone at odd hours. When it does, look spooked, and hurriedly walk out of the room to take the call
Those are just starter ideas. It also helps if a member of your family is superstitious, paranoid, or conspiracy-minded.
This post will self-destruct when the thread 404's. Good luck, user.
Kayden Smith
Nah, the dramatic return is an extra. It's mostly about the drug fuled adventures.
Nathaniel Rogers
Then go have the adventures and return when you feel they are winding down, who gives a fuck what people think
Hudson Harris
Too late. I;ve already been gone a month and a half. five weeks isnt really enough time to get away, find a place to stay, get into some decent trouble, and then return, all while staying off the internet.
Nicholas Morris
>This post will self-destruct when the thread 404's.
Kek
Grayson Turner
where did you go OP? did you flee the states?
Alexander Gomez
I have enough money saved up to avoid sucking dick thnkfully. and i'm crashing on a friends couch right now so no rent, but i'd look into renting a place for a month or so if i stay a while
Ethan Cooper
Thanks, dad.
Kayden Russell
moar plans user.
Jordan Butler
Think about how funny it would be tho
Whats the best/coolest/funnyiest way to make a return?!
Daniel Foster
Nah, im a eurofag. One of the white, english speaking euro fags though, so it could be worse.
Luke Long
welcome to Amsterdam my britfag
Andrew Richardson
i wish you well upon your travels OP. i wish i had the courage to do something like that. grow a beard before you come back so you look weathered
Easton Cook
Got both where I am, and where I went wrong, but SOLID fucking guess my dude.
John James
Already grown out the beard in preperation. Thank you user. meme magic will protect me on my journey.
Ethan Cooper
where I am from*
Caleb Murphy
Whatever romantic idea that you have “planned” for this period of time will fail, and you will die like the rest and be another number in another statistic that some college kid will reference for a sub-par essay for a meaningless degree. Fuck you OP.
Jordan Taylor
You projecting a lil' bit there buddy?
Bentley Martin
I hate my life.
Matthew Stewart
couple of years
Justin Jenkins
>How long to I wait for optimal shock value when I make my return
Gavin Wilson
What if u die lol
Caleb Richardson
Best possible outcome.
Ian Wood
Make them have to ID you at the morgue That would be priceless
Michael Taylor
If you are rich, I’d make sure you come to America and score some Oxycodone. Best. Drug. Ever.
Pic related
Ian Williams
At least 2 years, no more than 5.
Thomas Hernandez
>Oxycodone. Best. Drug. Ever. Spotted the underage faggot who just had his wisdom teeth removed