Waifu thread

I would get a beer to think what the fuck am I going to do with a cute anime girl stuck in my room.
Please no :^(

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smug piggy

Get to know her on a more personal level. She probably wouldn't like to get hugged without actually knowing me. I'd try to learn as much as I can about her through conversation, but also let her know things about me, so she doesn't feel scared or attacked by all the knowledge I have about her from the anime.

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And have fluffo

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/(>*\d+\s>*\d+\s){4,}/
for those that can't into regex, this will filter out the spiderman

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>a beer
>one beer
>not drinking 6 beers over the course of the day, then having your roommate drive you to the liquor store then skipping dinner to drink all 12 of the beers you bought
casual

Louise definitely wouldn't like to hug me right off the bat, but I wouldn't be able to resist, tbh. Then I'd go for what you said, and explain that she's from an anime in my world.

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Take her on dates
7/10
Post cute
9/10

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Smh
>shinoa

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which waifu

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voices get out of my head
give me a (You) me Sayori

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Cute fluffo

Rate my smug

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why do i get a separate post with smh :(

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10/10

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I would kiss her

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Smug focks is smug

Sorry I didn't see you

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i see how it is

Give me (You)s Spidey!

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Only filters half though.

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oh he's actually adapting

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No, there's 2 of them.

I'm alone as far as I can tell lmao

Also fuck you

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pretty sure he's realised what my regex does and worked around it

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nigs are not humans btw
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oh fuck forgot image sorry.

You spammers aren't ballsy enough to attack solo.
There were 2 posting, alternating between filtered and not.

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wtf is even happening

Autistic sperging?

I'm alone you dumb nigger.

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We have our daily Spidey spammer.

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youtu.be/Sj0TXHWBu5k

Spidey is best claimer

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oh boy
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great... just when i want to come online and chat... this happens

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U want me to stop?

Meant to reply to you.

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we should add some maymays

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Are you new or old spidey?

Its easy enough to ignore.

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Dunno. Also I'm bored of the spidey pics, so now dick shittin nipples

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duke

I think its a new one. Summers here early.
Whoops, forgot image.

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i would like you to stop all together but i know that's not happening anytime soon

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Nah man, birds with arms

Shame, I liked the last one

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why birds with arms tho lol

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shitting dick nipples is art.

We can still chat! How was your Sunday?

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True! I hope I can come across Alice thread one day to spam it with it.

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Oh boy, again dubs.

what do i win?

It's a good meme
I've got a whole folder of them if you want it
Over 150 so you can spam a full thread down

Please bump my thread now. See you in next one.

Appreciate the offer but no need for that. I am well equipped.

Noo not birds with arms you crazy?

Alright, just figured I'd ask

i have been in pain for most of the day.

i bought some shaving powder and turns out i mixed it to thick and now my face is red because of it. i am hoping it clears up by tomorrow

Klonata

youtube.com/watch?v=ASDoiX45jMk

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What's your favorite number, duke?

I haven't got one

Somebody give me a weapon to try in Monster Hunter World

long sword

Drop pretty nice one from Xenovija (story end boss)

the pointy ones

why not, duke
I thought you loved maths

Oh, damn... That sucks. If it doesn't heal, maybe pass by the pharmacy and get some lotion for it.
I hope it does improve, though!
Is your shaving powder too aggressive on the skin?

Switch Axe

I don't really love math, no

he loves all his children, don't make him pick one.

at least you're good at it, duke

I'm not

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you taught me how to add fractions though
I wish I had children

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sure you are! Quick!: what's the derivative of 3/sin(x^2)

Kek that was me silly

It's not the same with that grey.

idk who you are

Some day friend, some day

-(6*x*cos(x^2))/sin(x^2)^2 and my head hurts even more now...

i mainly bought it so it could replace my razor and this is my first time using it . its suppose to look like cream according to the package when you mix it . but those instructions are for men ( or women ) of the dark color and i did not know that. i was suppose to look like watered down soup if your light skin'd. i did not know this in till after i put it on.

so yea atm it is a bit aggressive at least on the cheeks

it was suppose to look like watered down soup*

didn't manage to kill Negri, but I cut off its tail
got myself a new sns

i am a long time user

Mice are nice.

nerd!

yes cute

Hmm, I see. Hopefully it'll get better when you wake up tomorrow.

Charge blade is weird

Full weeb mode?

And I was just going to smash it with a hammer.

I'll give it a shot

Shut up..
At least I got it right, surprised I was able to do it with the headache I'm having...

Cute

Too fucking bad I lost it.

it also is one of the more op weapon if you can master it

hopefully. i am going to try to put some baby lotion on it before i go to bed tonight (not atm) and hopefully that will soothe it

why not.

i have been using long sword for most of the series and even online. if you don't wanna use long sword try the bow.

I love all of you expect for you

Cutes

don't tease me ; - ;

>discord wants me to verify an email with my phone
>don't have a phone
>don't have friends, can't use their phone
>won't use throwaway phone
>can't use google voice without a voice or a mic

what do?

Oh...

there's a bunch of websites that will give you a number, that's how I verified my youtube

Fuck off Sono

message them on twitter or open up a support ticket. they should get back to you pretty quickly

he is talking about discord not youtube

Since when do you need a phone to verify e-mail on Discord? I had about 10 Discord accounts and it never asked me to verify by phone.

oh I thought he needed to verify a phone number, idk why he needs a phone to verify an email, thats retarded

if your doing something fishy or discord fucks up ( usually the last one) they will ask for it to make sure your not a robot

maybe people should stop being robots

we gonna post some more discords?

I'll post mine if you want it

sure

Jimmy Jenkins#9740

not adding any robots

That's not a bot my guy
Just me

yes, a robot.

hello fellow H U M A N. would you like to be what this species calls F R I E N D S ??

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But I don't even go on /r9k/

stupid ass

Beep boop

sure
what
yes
another one

many hugs

post yours owo

Don't show me your butthole

OH nooo
Ive been spotted

tell her cute

There's entirely too little drinking happening here.

Show us your cute, user.

Hello!!
I just wanted to say that I hope you so had a great day and that I care about you a lot~
Okay, bye...!!

I hope you all*
Sorry...!!

Bye cute.

That you Sono?

Cute hotarun

Hello renge. Is that also a new pic?

Says you.

It is, yes
I picked up 139-155 and a handful of gifs the other day
It was a good find
How are you?

They're pretty cute pics.
I'm just about to get some sleep, have to wake up early tomorrow.
I hope your Sunday went well! Did you do anything fun today?

I make funny shit, subscribe to my channel don't be a fag.

youtube.com/watch?v=FbN8ViLgNRk

Don't be a fag and watch the entire video for laughs too, lul.
Share in ur social media uf u thoought it was funny.

Mmm, not too much
My parents are doing some work on their house so I helped them with that for a bit
They're starting to reach the point where moving large furniture like that is just dangerous
And thank you, yes
Did you do anything nice today? And what are you waking so early for?

That's kind of you, to help them.
Didn't do much today, woke up after a bad night of sleep, had lunch, took a nap, then played some vidya.
I have uni classes in the morning, and it takes a while for me to start my day.

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goodnight

a bit late but Jui#6032 and liquoriceotter#0934

I can definitely understand
I'm a slow starter in the mornings too
Doesn't sound like a half bad day, save for the bad sleep
Hope you have a better rest tonight

Night moog
Get the fuck out of DC

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Yeah, I'll try to rest a bit more tonight.
Post a cute gif!

Neat.

You are forgetting 1 more that's always posted.

Cute

those two are the only ones I care about, I'm gonna keep posting it until they leave the server they got me kicked from.

All Renge gifs are cute

I'm sorry your life is pathetic mi lu

Who's that cutie on the left?

Not Renge, doesn't matter

Nattsun, do we live in the sticks?

voices get out of my head
give me a (You) me Sayori
add nobody#5930 and Somebody _-_#6232 too
they're lonely ;-;

Point taken.

Nigger lover.

This tbh
But that's Koshigaya Natsumi, one of the other main characters in the show

>rango

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