Alright Cred Forums The rules are simple.
You can choose from among 3 teams
The Reds, Yellows, and Blues
Each team gets one action per turn.
That action is determined by the first dubs get for that team.
Dubs get a simple action
Trips over rules dubs
Quads or greater gets an advanced action.
Please keep in mind that I have artistic limitations and will often make decisions on a case by case basis
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yellow build factory
Red. Nuke island.
I would constitute both of these as advanced actions... Your fucking tribals
aww gg
Okay then.
Red. Build temple to worship supreme goddess.
Tribals can do that shit.
yellow dig hole
blue
build boats and trasnport all population to main land on map
re roll
Red Nuke island
re rolling
yellow nuke islnd
what did i start
re rolling again
Blue Become Faggots Little do people know Faggots can live underwater now
Reroll
re rollingu
rollerering
Red invent Internet
rerrerwantingardubsroldling
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yellwo nuke ilnd
reroll
yellow do a heelflip
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Red an hero on island poisoning the fresh water sources
Red infest yellow with niggers
going to all or nothing.
destroy whole world with hydrogen bomb
rolling yeah!
Gay niggers are scum
aww ggpw
Blue drinks nothing but salt water
OP here. The reds have their temple. Waiting on valid actions for yellow and blue
Yellow. Hunt dogs for food.
Blues. Develop entirely musical language.
you already got blue
cunt i have destroyed the whole world
Oop. Blues can swim now I guess
"valid actions" cunt
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Yellow are a bunch of immature pricks and pride themselve's on making statues of walrus dicks so historians from years later will be utterly confused
reroll
OP here again, just waiting on those yellow pricks
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Reds build giant sex swing
rolllllllllllllerino here's the dubino's hopefully
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I apologize but the reds wasted their turn on a fookin temple
yellow build temple to worship supreme anti-goddess
Secret green faction excavates cock-shaped hole in middle of island
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reroll
Yellow builds respectable tactical onion farm
Shut the fuck up nigger faggot
yellow colonize mainland and reproduce like rabbits
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rr
team blue build a bridge to the mainland out of a sand+shit mixture
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The Reds have built their temple
The Blues now have faggot swimming powers
The Yellows are lazy pieces of shit
Yellow puts islamic propaganda in bottles and floats it towards reds
yellow build temple to worship nuke
hey look dubs for yellow's action
Blue team men craft boats. Women craft Spears and shields
OP, see. They actually made it.
REROLL
Red. Develop amazon-style warrioresses.
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The fuck you want me to do? They have no more dogs? Ill add more pop in the next update.
Yellow uses food to get fat and float towards main island
Blue. Become awesome at cooking seafood.
Blues spy on bastard reds, prepare an assault
yellow shit into bottle and float it towards red
yellow sacrifice middle boi to gain the blood god's favour
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Reroll
They eat meat, they're good at hunting, they don't domesticate dogs.
yellow actually died a long time ago they're plastic cutouts but no one really knows
reroll
Yellow trains snapping turtles for fighting and crossing open water
The turtles are named after famous black artists
Blue set up fishing camp at coast of main island, close as possible to original small island
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ohhhh yeeeeaaaahhhhh
We got a fucking winner
fuck off ive wasted two dubs
Yellow call in our greatest ally for Naval Support.
Red Builds a fake nuke to scare everyone
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roll
reroll
and keep the men in the kitchen.
Blue winrar
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollrerol
Goddess gives reds boat, and they sail to island
sweet
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lasstroll then im ditching this idea
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The Main island becomes Sentient
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Red receive a message from their goddess: You shall make your path to the mountain in the east of the bigger island. Then you shall be rewarded.
Reroll
red team gets a glance at yellow team and realize that they're a lot darker than them.
red decide to kill themselves
Red pray to goddess for blessing(s).
ITS OVER
Wheres my turtles op
Yellow demands divine favor from the turtle gods to give them sanic speed on land
NO MORE NUKES!??!??! ;~;
well, that escalated quickly.
all yellow swim to big island
It is discovered that Blue have existed since before time began, and millions of them exist in space
Blue moves in and claims abandoned red island
Blue nuke themselves
One Red didn't kill himself And he sewed all the dead red's to his body and now he is one super mega red that can complete turns twice as fast
rerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooool
OP you lazy fuck where are you
egggggroll
is op here?
the turtles were too much
abandon thread
Just do dots nigga
yerol
yellow defeated god
The Blues now have their fishing camp
The Yellows have their snapping turtles
Only one Red pop survives mass suicide
who's turn is it fam
EOERRRRRRRRROL
Each update is a new turn. The first get after every update decides that teams action
Yellow moves to big mountain, starts mining copper and tin
Turtles haul for extra efficiency
What app do you use to make these?
the goddess of red imbues the only survivor with strenght of 35 men.
Finally Jesus. Blues use their newly acquired fish to tame local tigers on the island
reroll
more reroll
last red commits suicide
A pixel art program called GraphicsGale
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reroll
yellow turtles capture blue fishing camp
wat.jpg
Last Red Cums in the ocean therefore tainting it
Reroll
rrrr
reroll
reroll
roll
my boi
yellow kangz now
Tigers love fish
reroll
Rerrrrrrrrrrolll
Roll for tigers
Ive moved the yellows to the mountains and killed off all the reds.
Nice
Give fish to tiger.
Tiger starts to like you.
How is that hard to understand, faggot?
red is gone op
Come on blue, waiting here
from when the fuck are tigers eating fish?
Blue uses faggottry to suck eachother off and spit the jizz into the dirt making it ultra-fertile
roll
Fuck you
We demand tigers
rolling
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Last red pop decide to kill themselves too
>
Off me now
>
OP here
So far the Yellows moved and the reds are just fucking dead. C'mon blues
Yellow starts to make fun of red's by Redfacing where they paint they're face red
Time to shit things up
Blue uses turn to revive all the reds with homosexual rain-dance of revival
Off by one kenobi
THIS
One blue nigga rapes a yellow nigga and makes a green
reroll homos
Still rolling for tigers
reroll
Blue decides to pull the plug at the bottom of the ocean and it drains
Fuck you
Roll again for tigers
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F O U R off by one
Resurection requests will require a quads or greater
no
reroll
We need those fucking tigers!
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreolginggng
oh. Fucking get to it blue you GETlets
heye heyer rolling ryeyeyeydhd
Tigers please
roll again
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roll
Fucking finally
fuck you too
blues start to hunt tigers and use their bodies to make clothes, weapons and tools
Turns out all it took was asking nicely.
FINALLY
Yellow forges bronze swords with dildo handles and swastika crossguards
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfrreeeeeeeeeerogling
rerol
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Fucking fuck
sorry m8 not your turn yet
Yellow rerolls goddamnit
rip ocean
Yellow forges bronze armor and masks modeled after Adolf Hitler
I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT THANK YOU FUCK YEAH
trips overrides
Nah, trips only ovverrules a dubs for that same turn
read DA RULEZ
reroll
Fucking git me dubs
Yellow trains turtles to bite off tiger cocks
Yellows have their mines
Blues have Tigers
Reds are dead
and pulling the plug on the ocean would require quads
Reroll
blue nigga rapes a yellow and makes a green
reroll
lets go
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HAHA
reroll
yellow reoccupy the island previously occupied by red
You expect me to fit that on a single pixel?
Yellow discovers uranium in their mines and begins to mine it.
Blues fuck like crazy and triple their population size
BLUES BUILD MILITARY BASE AND BEGIN A MILITARY CAMPAIGN TO INVADE YELLOW FAGGOTS WITH CHOPPERS AND TANKS
No, just to say that we have retarded weaponry
rrrr
yellow make really cute, matching fanny packs
reroll
rr
Well fuck me
We have uranium now boys.
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Yellow build an airbase with (((green))) funding and drone strike Blue.
Some blues from home settle another camp east of yellow mountain
YISS
I got 3 for yellow, I pronounce myself king of yellows, to be referred to as BIG BOI
Yellows kill themselve's THEIR IS ONLY ONE MASTER RACE
Trips over rules
Never
Now get dubs you tigerloving homos
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COME ON EVERYONE START ROLLING LETS TAKE DOWN THOSE DAMNED NIGGER YELLOWS
Just noticed that. Either way still good.
rr
Just started giggling now that mass suicide for the entire red race was a minor action
reroll
Reroll
its blue's turn fam
Blues use tigers to tame local fire breathing dragons
Trips gone to waste
Yellow miners get radiation poisoning and die
I decided to put it through considering that it was plausible for a religous tribal society to do
I'm yellow boi, we have to wait for blue GET
Kek
Reroll
rr
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Blue paratroopers land on red island and occupy it and build mortars
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Rrrrr
FUCKING TRIPS LMAO
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KILL THEM ALL
Rolling for yellow eating dragons
yes...YES...
ROLLING FOR DEATH
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FUCK
you rapist cunts
Yellow indoctrinates green to spy for them in blue camp, learn all their gay tiger secrets and pasta recipes
DIE YELLOW SCUM
YESSSSS
FUCK YOU BLUE UNTERMENSCH
RERORR
blue have made their action.
HAPPEN
Im a yellow nigga lmao I just wanted to waste a blue turn
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New plan
Yellow infects green with turtle AIDS, faggot blues will fuck eachother to death in time
You fucko we couldve had dragonsRolling for trips for dragon
reroll
Yellow will send AIDS green to blues and seduce them
reroll
IM HERE TO MAKE IT HAPPEN
YELLOW DYNASTY FAGGOTTTTTTT
You cunt, you didn't reroll
Ive killed off red and made a new species. Im the fucking overlord of this thread.
The yellows have retarded weapons and the blue made green rape babies.
Also, The reds may be dead I am still accepting resurection requests on their behalf in exchange for quads.
>BLUE GODS GIVE ME THE STRENGTH OF DRAGON TRIPS
GET says no
Reroll
cry harder
Rerolll
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Blues discover fucking guns lying around
Sure bout that?
reds make a deal with the devil. they can possess living bodies of the yellows but at a cost of their walking abillities
Also to clarify, any rolls after actions have been decided but before the update is posted are null and void
Holy fuck
>green child die lacking genetic stability
This better not be a minor action, OP
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