S/fur, Cred Forums version

Nah, I don't go to Reddit.

Howdy, Mellow. I never get tired of seeing that thicc Renamon, god I love Sligar's art.

moar lap dogs

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Don't mistake your "friends" for real friends. If they treat everyone the way they treat you, you're probably irrelevant. Anyone could take your spot.
>remember this

>I don't mind >company< of animals.
>What I mind is people that want to fuck said animals.
>Whatever reasoning you may have for that, it's still degeneracy, and trait I would consider subhuman.

You can judge all you want, but in the end you are far more likely than me to end up working 60 hours a week to live in a crappy studio apartment in the ghetto after an open-and-shut alimony case.

Meanwhile I'll be getting high as a kite in my house having party orgies with my 4 dogs then watch netflix on our ultra hd massive 50 inch screen as we later go to the park in our new mercedes that smells like wet dog. Nothing in life would make me happier.

Good luck with your normie bullshit though. I'm sure that'll make you happy.

>Can you also help me with my mental inability to talk to women? I mean i'm a nice guy.. It just goes wrong all the time.

Well just recognize they are just people with different social pressures and therefore psychology. They're just "men" if men were told to be absolute whores their entire life, if that makes sense.

You might want to look for an oddball who doesn't have many friends or find much in common with our modern day MTV "disobey daddy at all costs" culture.

Thanks for proving my point.

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huh

you know what? I do too
I love it when I see dedication in a man's work
you got this sassy delphox ghetto butt naked in a realistically fuck awesome background! she's ready to fuck shit and fuck shit up!

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nigga should male more couple scenes tho

Last post for me then Imma lurk and steal

Just pointing out that if you think you have friends you probably don't. Just read the post why don't you.

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I try to not think about the ghetto part, I've lived in the real ghetto my whole life and it's not fun at all, but god damn those thicc bodies are sexy as hell. I'll admit, some black women have some damn fine bodies, and I love huge asses and thicc thighs, but I can't see myself ever fucking one unless she looked and acted more "white". Ghetto is a huge turn off for me.

All of my friends are 100% business related and can turn on me in a second if money runs out.

My only true trustworthy soulmates are my dogs. All others are business only.

Imagine what getting a lap dance would be like~

A man can dream. What I wouldn't do to bury my face in that fat ass and wrap my arms around those massive thighs.

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>soulmates
>would treat anyone the same if they had food
Yeah, your dogs sure love you

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its true
I've seen some sistahs with shit bricks for brains but the ones worth having a conversation with what I need to look out for. She could be nice and flirty but then she turns total gangsta bitch mode during...

Spoken by someone who has never had dogs.

Romance is better for both parties if there's at least as many women as men.
Dating sites have men outnumbering women, or if they're in equal numbers the men will be far more proactive and thus seem more numerous.
A few niche places have women in large numbers, but it's only polite to avoid trying to strike up romance unless it's a somewhat sexual community.
In some of those niche places, women can often form small fanbases that constantly hit on them, so in those places flirting achieves nothing.

After all these filters are applied to the internet, only one type of online community remains: ERP communities.
Women are in reasonable numbers, aren't on pedestals with lots of worshippers, and the communities are romance-friendly. They're the only romance-friendly communities where men and women can interact as equal human beings.

youtube.com/watch?v=IEAIOKdLWiw&list=PLPLE1WaizzP6Vtd9TEjZapC0u7qwnQYZ_&index=94

Are you really not going to argue? Of course i'm right. If you spend enough time with a dog they will love you. That's what dogs do, unconditional love. If you seriously think your dogs love YOU for YOU, seek mental help. They are simply doing what they naturally do.

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treat dogs like dogs

I should add though that the only way to tell who is roleplaying as female and who is actually female (other than just asking) is patience. People sometimes talk about real-life stuff, and that sometimes indicates their real life gender.

You should be looking for a community with mostly female characters: Most female characters are actually females, no male characters are females, so if the characters are mostly female then you can expect a 50:50 distribution of male and females.

youtu.be/mzJj5-lubeM

Of course dogs love food, but they have been proven to show legitimate love like a human. It might sound fucked up to someone who doesn't understand, but I treat my dog with utmost respect, and after I make love to her and cuddle and fall asleep with her, she always stays by my side and always spends more time with me and loves me more than any other family member. It's a bonding experience just like with a human, and they really can show love.

Yee. I had a bit of jungle fever when I was younger, but not so much anymore. I wouldn't mind going to the gym and trying to find a thicc black girl to fuck though, just to try it. I doubt I'd be able to find a big, pale amazon where I live anyway.

There's dogs who would rip your throat out if you broke into their person's house with a juicy steak. You are simple minded and frankly deluded if you don't understand the basic permanent bonding a dog does with a particular person over all others. It's genetic.

Dogs wouldn't be very useful if a burglar or assassin in the old medieval days could break into a castle and give a dog a steak so they could kill the king? It's intrinsically genetic.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZM0LD5ZOgOE&index=95&list=PLPLE1WaizzP6Vtd9TEjZapC0u7qwnQYZ_

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you make gud yutoob videoz dood

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Love Red Hot Chili Peppers.

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the only way to truly find the rare and elusive PAWG I must dive into rich white neighbor land

Lol is that dark souls? This artist is hilarious.

Is that Obama when he was younger on the right?

No. You've never lived in a nigger infested ghetto. Baltimore nigga. Try that once and only once

yay, another fan!
also
how to survive public school
youtu.be/ltmMJntSfQI

Stop fucking your dogs.

Lol, the guy making it rain.

You aren't special. Stop missing the point. They don't love you. They love. That's what dogs do. Could be anyone. Stop convincing yourself

I kinda like his humor in porn
he's like shadman except not as in-your-face

This is true. Anti-zoos are always such ignorant retards who have absolutely no idea how animals think and behave.

Thanks dude, I try.

There's not a whole lot of that here in the GA country. Mostly trashy blacks and a bit of rednecks. Tis most unfortunate.

Bloodborne. And yes, Sligar is fucking awesome.

You have no idea what you're talking about. I grew up in apartments in Forest Park, GA, the south side of Atlanta known to have one of the highest violent crime rates in the country with gangs everywhere. I know the real ghetto, my friend.

Okay retard.

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I swear I saw one at work one time
either she was white or some kinda Chinese woman

Yeah they love the person they bond to and that's it. For life. That's how they were bred for thousands of years. Use your head. They stick to one person just like (a few) humans do for life.

I don't know shadman.

>This is true. Anti-zoos are always such ignorant retards who have absolutely no idea how animals think and behave.

No kidding man. The arguments they dream up are baffling. It's like they have literally never had any experience with dogs before, not even in a fucking video. Like they're aliens from another planet or something.

I understand if you were to accept whats true you'd probably kill yourself. Seeing as how if you did, all your "love" would be irrelevant. Go ahead and move onto insults, that's what you do when you can't argue. But don't convince yourself i'm the enemy to justify your feelings. I have a dog and I love her very much. I'm just not stupid enough to believe she thinks i'm special.

Man I see Monty Python and the Peter Serafinowicz show and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and I truly weep at the loss of British culture to Mudslimes. So sad.

She probably doesn't though. That's the thing. Dogs aren't stupid and they know when you don't value them completely.

Do you give her cancer kibble? Or do you feed her the same food from your table everyday? Dogs know. They aren't stupid. If you're not giving them a strong bond they won't give it to you.

Country girls tend to be on the thicc side which is nice, but they're not very bright. Usually massive sluts too which is a turn off for me. A nice PAWG who isn't a dumb slut is a needle in a haystack around here.

I'm pretty sure the vast majority have never been around dogs at all.

I don't throw around insults like anti-zoos do. I get tired of arguing with you people when you haven't a clue what you're arguing against.

here, come to the shadbase
all are welcome and none are safe

shit.
I just wanna talk about how funny shit was
way to drain the room of its fun, sucker

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country girls and lets not forget milfs
they tend to carry more junk in the trunk since junior moved out

Don't blame me. Blame the world. Can't realize how much you love something until it's gone.

Where can I find the shadbase?

>trust me, my dog likes ME for ME
>unconditional love for everything
Rofl okay, you dog totally loves you for your looks and personality and who you are as a human. Not because you raised them, or give them food or pet them.

Oh yeah, I love big, thicc milfs. I have a huge mommy kink. I want a nice, thicc gf a bit older than me so I can call her mommy.

You're really just proving how ignorant you are. Like I said, my dog clearly loves me more than all my other family members and spends far more time with me because I interact with her and play with her the most, and make love to her which is an incredible bonding experience. You're just making yourself look like a retard you know.

Not sure what exactly the point you're trying to make is. Why do you think a dog's love is not as much as a human? If you ask me, they love very sincerely and honestly.

testin

I'm pretty sure this guy is just a retard with no experience around dogs.

its a moving fortress
it can travel to far distances in a measurement of improbable multiunits, which is a shit ton more than a lightyear.
the shadbase appeared in 28KS . 5 where the cell games was hosted. it was gliding over lavender town and...

...fuck it. just google shadbase and click the first link.

FERAL GET OUT

But what's his point though? That a dog's love isn't valid because they love you for spending time with them? As opposed to a human who... loves you for spending time with them?

What's his point? I thought sharing your life with someone you love is the entire idea of loving someone.

she'd be one bad mommy!

You openly admitted she loves you because of what you do. Anyone could do those things for her, you are not special. You have yourself convinced there's no other way. You keep telling me "i just dont understand". Are there any other ways to explain it other than your autism? If I were to do those things for your doggy, she would most likely love me too.

the reply to dis

Weren't you shit talking about me last week because of my Mercedes?

I really don't know. He's probably arguing just for the sake of arguing.

Oh yeah, I love big, bad mommies!

No shit, as any human would do too. Really, what the fuck are you even talking about?

Yeah but you have to be retired to own a Mercedes, remember?

Yeah I remember you. Why haven't you invested in cryptocurrency yet? You suck at money.

Sup?

Heya, Tusk. How's it going?

I'd like a mommy who'd let me do kinky shit to her

point being your dogs love is meaningless if they'll give it to anyone (humans are different btw!)

see

>Yeah but you have to be retired to own a Mercedes, remember?

No, buying a mercedes at 25 means you would retire at 60, when in fact you could otherwise retire at 30 if you settled for a used car and made the remaining $40,000 - $90,000 work for you, depending on the price of the mercedes model.

Doing alright, getting my shit pushed in playing R6S

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>tfw no sergal gf to bite your ear while fucking you, sitting in a chair

>point being your dogs love is meaningless if they'll give it to anyone (humans are different btw!)

But they don't give it to anyone. They permanently bond to a few people and don't tend to go well with strangers unless their original owner introduces them.

How is this different from humans? Wouldn't they just stick to a few people too? But most modern relationships end in cheating.

So my point was that you shouldn't buy a mercedes until you are ALREADY retired, whether that is 30 or 40 or 60. Because you are pushing back your retirement age significantly.

Retired means not having to work anymore. For some it's 25.

Same dude. I want a mommy to tie me up and dominate me and sit on my face and force me to eat her out.

Love itself is meaningless because people can fall in love with anyone. Do you even know what love is? I don't think you've ever experienced it before.

I still disagree, but alright.

Nice, sounds like fun.

Unf, that is one hell of a nice, voluptuous body. That is mommy material right there.

>feelsbadman.jpg

Some people like working though. If you enjoy your job and get paid for it then there's no reason to quit because you'll keep making more money if you don't retire early.

Dude just use killholes and troll with spawnpeaks.

Isn't anyone gonna help me build my giant sexy mekka?

fuck all you stupid animal fuckers

Yes to both

no, kys you feral fucker faggot

>But they don't give it to anyone.
Only people that treat them well, or feed them, or do anything. (WEVE ALREADY PROVED THIS) Keep telling yourself you've got some "huge bond" and "nobody else understands!"
I get that if you didn't, you'd kill yourself.

>invested in cryptocurrency
Oh, you're one of those idiots.
And you think I suck at money?

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>Some people like working though. If you enjoy your job and get paid for it then there's no reason to quit because you'll keep making more money if you don't retire early.

You make less money by trading time for money. You make more money by delegating other people's time for money, thereby earning passive income. Also vending machines, etc.

Some people like working, sure. But nobody likes having to work. You can still do paid hobbies if you are retired, but you don't need to wake up at 9am and drive through traffic to some billionaire's son's company to draw a paycheck.

no u I pwn nubes like u in R6S spawnpeaking with shotties. Ez.

love is a promise from a cannibal to never eat that other cannibal

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>god what'd I'd love to have my old friends again

again, >KYS
>Y
>S

Your loss.

You're fucking dumb dude. I bet you feed your dog cancer cereal.

Guess what they got euthanized dog and cat meat in that shit. Your dog smells and knows it. There's a reason she's not particularly bonded to you.

So, you have vending machines and crypto, and delegate?
and also have what? Nothing to show for it?
And you will retire at 30 and buy a Mercedes?

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Butthurt and also jealous too. Possibly also gay.

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>Your loss.
More like your loss.
have you seen crypto values recently?

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gas all the furfags back to hell

I'd probably buy a mercedes if I had millions. Otherwise, I'd flip houses or something.

Yep and I made a killing.

>You're fucking dumb dude
Am I triggering you that hard? Does it make you mad that your doggy would love me too? or anyone else for that matter?

>you'll never cuddle with a short-stacked mouse

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Artist?

>Bang

Dom me, mommy, whip me hard and make me your bitch~
Ugh, god I love femdom.

She can bang me any time.

snowskau
a lioness and her pet

No after a while you start to seem dumb with hyperbolic arguments. Just retarded shit man.

>my dog doesn't bond to me specifically
>therefore all dogs don't bond to specific people
>no dog has ever bonded to a specific person in the history of ever

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So when you're retired you won't buy a Mercedes?
or even be retired?

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c'mon I wanna build my sexy robot warmachine!!

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I am so fucking tired, this shit has me nodding more and more 4 hours later.

fight on Cred Forumsothers!

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When I'm retired by my definition (2 million liquid, 3+million cash), assuming I ever realistically reach that goal, I will buy a Mercedes, because at that point the opportunity cost of $100,000 won't be much compared to the other assets I would have.

Buying a Mercedes for $100,000 when your total net worth is like $500,000 or less is downright retarded and deserves criticism. That's TWENTY PERCENT of your total leverage.

Until I reach that 3+ million goal, I will try to make more money faster than before. Only if a Mercedes is 2% or less of my net worth would I consider it. Think about it. It's a guaranteed loss. Cars don't go up in value in most cases. So I wouldn't mind setting fire to 2% of my stash just for the lulz. But 20% or more is very different.

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furfags are a mistake and should all be dead

>my dog and I have an a huge bond nobody will ever understand!
Does that really matter when they'll treat anyone else as nice? Give your dog up to someone for a month and I guarantee they'll end up acting the same. Deal with it.

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>tfw no gf for compassion, love, or anything that humans need

This is actually true if done in puppyhood, but like I said if they are introduced by the owner, they automatically trust that person because their owner trusts them, but they will never truly develop the same bond unless completely abandoned to a new person for several years.

Dogs are bred to bind to one person or family at a time. That's the entire point of a dog's job for many centuries. They're protection and companion animals. If they yielded to the first burglar or assassin with a chunk of meat, they would be useless to kings and shoguns who used them for centuries to protect their families.

Your argument is fucking stupid dude. You're arguing against the ONE trait that dogs have been specifically bred to express for thousands of years.

You also have to consider inflation. They're going to cost more at that time, and 5M isn't going to be worth as much. Inflation is exponential, so by that time it would be equivalent to less than $1M which in the grand scheme of things isn't that much at all. It's not enough to retire, and you'll be out after a few years. Retiring early is just dumb and financially irresponsible.

Mm, love those wide hips.

Fuck yes, gimme that fat fucking dragon booty. I want my face all in it.

>feelsbadman.jpg

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I know you do Dash

>You also have to consider inflation. They're going to cost more at that time, and 5M isn't going to be worth as much. Inflation is exponential, so by that time it would be equivalent to less than $1M which in the grand scheme of things isn't that much at all. It's not enough to retire, and you'll be out after a few years. Retiring early is just dumb and financially irresponsible.

Yes true, I'm talking in today's money of value. Realistically, if you hit 3million, 4 million isn't out of the question. So inflation won't be a massive problem unless there's a financial collapse.

Retiring early is the entire point of life. Who wants to work until 60? Even if self employed, what kind of prideful idiot throws their life away like that? I'd rather make a little less money, hire people to automate the income stream for me, then create additional streams of income with the extra free time I'd have. Not to mention the fact that my head would be much clearer if I could go yachting with my dogs instead of working 12 hours a day to finish a project for some disgruntled client.

The entire point of business is to take a backseat as soon as possible.

Good God I want all of that massive ass. I want to spank it and sniff it and eat it for hours.

I am really in the mood for ass tonight, I don't know what has gotten into me. My libido has been way higher than normal recently.

I still disagree with all of that, but that's fine. You do you.

I'm arguing that it's meaningless. You think you're special if that's what they were literally bred to do? Thousands and thousands of them? If anything, thats much worse case.

Get yourself a fleshlight and fuck it like you mean it.

agree

Well my point still stands that your argument makes no sense on a genetic level.

A person also only loves you because you treat them well and spend time with them. And in many cases, not even then. Some women just can't be bothered with true love. Or so I've heard from jaded normies.

Just saying, work doesn't pay. Only money pays. Money without work pays doubly.

I've wanted to get Hazel the wolfess from BD for years now, but everyone says the opening rips quick which it certainly would with myself being rather well endowed. I'd like to save my money, but man, I've really been wanting to get Hazel or Natasha recently.

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You could argue that if everyone went out loving everyone, love would be meaningless. As it is in your case.

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But it is meaningless. Humans were never meant to love, we were just meant to fuck and breed.

Nah. I just need something to stick my dick into.

Just get yourself a run of the mill fleshlight, BD is overpriced anyways. Get an ass model with the wonder wave mold, that way It's realsitic. Also, kik is being a cunt because you don't have good connection so my shit isn't sending. Guessin you have to hook me up wif dem digits uwu. Sorry lol.

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I used to have hazel in college. Was totally worth it.

Dude, you are making stupid ass arguments. Dogs love a lot more loyally than any human can. It's completely ridiculous how you are making completely opposite logical arguments.

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it's called a latex glove filled with vaseline

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fuck your gay ass thread

Eh, I don't really want a regular fleshlight, they seem kinda boring. I really like the novelty of the animal genitalia, and Hazel is pretty damn close to the real thing.

I would have gotten it already if they fixed the tearing issue. I am by no means small, so it would tear immediately for me.

Nah, not worth it. Doesn't feel the same.

Here's your (You), Ed boi. Not like we aren't just going to make another thread.

>I would have gotten it already if they fixed the tearing issue. I am by no means small, so it would tear immediately for me.

Well I have to say it was great when I had it. Way too tight at first though, and the ripping can be assuaged with plenty of lube. Hazel was good, but it's just a sex toy. Don't expect it to last forever. It's only for long enough for you to get a girlfriend. Don't expect it for more than a year or two, which should be more than enough.

Natasha sucked though, definitely not worth it to me.

By the way, it is NOISY so if you live in a dorm forget it.

just die already you cancerous cunts

Eh, alright then. Fleshlight does feel great when you're in the mood and you solely warm it up from fuckin it.

I own the mary one but i want sugar star or one of the canine ones, kind of get bored with mary after a while then go back to it would b nice to have an alternative choice

I don't think dogs are bred to be kind to every human. Example could be Chihuahuas. I had a friend who had one who the family could pet and feed but would bark and try to bite me if I dare touched him.

What do you do when your fetish community is full of ugly people? I can't participate because everyone is either fat, autistic, hairy or all 3.

Yeah exactly that's why I'm so baffled at this guy's arguments. It's like he's LITERALLY never heard of dogs biting strangers. Baffling.

You can join but you must fill all 3 requirements and we require picture verification.

I don't see myself getting a girlfriend any time soon.

Really? Natasha seems like it would be alright, but I really like Hazel because of the anatomy.

So I've heard. I live in a small house, but I always have a floor fan running to help deaden the sound and so I don't have to hear everyone else. But I don't know how noisy it is, so I don't know if I can get away with it.

Yeah, I always liked Mary and thought it looks looks nice, but seems really boring on the inside.

And pit bulls. I love dogs, but fuck pit bulls and especially their owners. They were literally bred to fight and kill and never let go of their prey.

I'm none of that, but I'm crazy. The hot ones are always crazy.

Natasha was ok but way too hard in silicone. Maybe they improved it since I got it. It was one of their first canine female toys so maybe they perfected it since then. I got hazel a year or two later and it was outstanding.

>So I've heard. I live in a small house, but I always have a floor fan running to help deaden the sound and so I don't have to hear everyone else. But I don't know how noisy it is, so I don't know if I can get away with it.

Even if you go slow it works with air pressure, so yeah pretty noisy.

Crazy over ugly. At least then I'd want to socialize.

if you're worried about sound you can always squeeze the end blocking off the hole it also creates a mild suction but you gotta do it when you're all the way in

I used to use it when I was high so I would just go all out because it felt good and then only later I would realize how much noise it made. Oh well. I was living in an apartment at the time so who cares.

Huh, interesting. Yeah, I love the look of Hazel, one day I'll get it.

Not for long. Crazy fucks like myself will suck the life out of you. There's a reason I'm a permavirgin, and it certainly isn't because I'm ugly.

Yeah, I've heard other people say that too. One of these days I'll get her.

>Not for long. Crazy fucks like myself will suck the life out of you. There's a reason I'm a permavirgin, and it certainly isn't because I'm ugly.

Not really that hard to look good if you have a tiny bit of money.

Just get a good soap, exfoliate skin, and shave or whatever.

If I tried really hard I guess I could be an 8/10, but females have told me I'm a 7/10 at my worst without actively doing anything about my appearance.

But no matter how you look you're always 10/10 if you're a multi millionaire.

Dash if you're ok to talk to me, I'm here. Not here here, I'm staying away from this place for my own well-being. Or not, it's your choice.

I make funny shit, subscribe to my channel don't be a fag.

youtube.com/watch?v=FbN8ViLgNRk

Don't be a fag and watch the entire video for laughs too, lul.
Share in ur social media uf u thoought it was funny.

The fetish community i'm talking about gathers the least attractive and most mentally fucked kinds of people. It's a shame.

I'm glad I made you feel worse today. It makes me feel so much better.

And whom might you be?

Yeah, nice try, smartass. I wasn't born yesterday.

Did the short convo we just had not give you a hint who I was? It's twitch, dude. I'm not on my pc because I want to have nice day not being distracted because of my OCD.

New thread?

Yeah those mental disabilities will really ruin your mood

I thought so, just making sure. Sorry, I'm tired after being a dumbass and stealing more opiates earlier.

Which fetish?

Sure, 8bit, sure.

God damnit, you seriously need to get your shit straight, man. I'm dead serious.

abdl

Nah dont do it dash

Yeah, I know. I was really close to ordering heroin last night, but decided against it for the sake of everyone else. I think I'm going to get some kratom and ween myself off it, these cravings are hell.

Hey, Faggotry. How's it going?

New bread?

Well there's crazies in all fetishes. But that one is more hardcore than most.

Good choice, Dash!

If you were going to order it from the deep web, then I have bad news for you, It's not as easy as it seems. And yeah, but that depends who you get it from and how you will get it. Just my two cents on this is all.

>make a post for friends
>only people who reply are obese or 65 years old
>just want to enjoy my fetish

Send help

It should be just taxed and legal. So we can get it from Amazon.

It's actually very easy? Wtf are you talking about

Practicing leveling in PoE
Gonna go shopping later

Trust me, it's a lot easier than you think. I found a good website with high quality no 4 heroin, $110 for 1g. I was fucking around and clicked buy expecting to just put it in a cart, but it made an account and set up an order, so I freaked out and backed out. It still says it's unresolved.

Agreed.

Yeah, it's stupid easy. I was really close to getting some smack.

Nice, sounds like fun.

>not using invite only websites

No he means it's hard to do without getting flagged on some kind of communist-style spy network list by the People's Republic States of America intelligence network.

I agree, this outlawing of drugs is just like the prohibition era with booze.

And get fucked by bubba in cell #4 block c? I don't think so.

Regardless, you shouldn't do it. I'm just saying it for your own good.

Don't know of any. I was just snooping around to see what I could find really.

Hell, I don't care. This website seems pretty legit, so the most that would happen is either scams, or your package gets confiscated if you're unlucky.

Yeah, yeah, I know. That's why I'm going to switch to kratom.

>Hell, I don't care. This website seems pretty legit, so the most that would happen is either scams, or your package gets confiscated if you're unlucky.

Just be careful man. Why can't you just go for weed like a normal degenerate?

It gives me anxiety and makes me feel stupid. And opiates feel so god damn amazing, way better than weed ever was for me.

Hope that helps you, then again, you might just overdo it like with the opiates. You gotta nut up and build some restraint more often, not fall prey to your impulsiveness.

If opiates weren't so addictive i'd give them a shot.

You haven't lived until you've had sex on LSD. I wish I could get my hands on that stuff again. Nearly impossible.

It's readily available, easily bought and shipped.

Its not

Yeah but is it LSD or is it drug testing chemical #47?

And what if some communist NSA spook creep in some bunker somewhere flags me from a hundred miles away?

Nah, you can't do that with kratom. Depending on your tolerance, at about 8g it makes you sick, and you'll start vomiting. You literally can't overdose on kratom alone.

Try kratom. Cheap and gives you the same euphoric feeling as opiates, but you physically can't overdo it.

Man, I wish I had someone to fuck while on acid. I found a subreddit called DarkNetMarkets. They have a superlist of .onions, and one called Zion seems pretty legit. Huge selection, check it out if you want.

RIP

Nah too risky, come back 6 months after you've successfully ordered from one of those sites without a SWAT raid on your house.

And just get a dog if you want to fuck. LOL.

People have reputations to uphold if they want to keep being a business. It's not a shady alley way where you don't know whats what.

No dude that's not what I'm saying. I would actually trust a fucking drug seller over our own government because of the simple fact that they want repeat business.

The real threat is police intervention.

I guess, but what do I know.
Anyways, I gotta go. Text when you're free of anything, I'm feeling somewhat confident to talk about it but I'm still figuring out how to construct it and make it coherent.

>The real threat is police intervention.
This can be said about anything on Tor, user. If you know what I mean. Nobody is looking for some nobody buying 0.01% of a drug. They are not going to spend their tiny amount of resource they have on tor tracking you. (not to mention, its impossible unless you fuck up). They want the distributors.

They seem pretty safe. I wouldn't have almost ordered heroin without looking into it, I'm very cautious and paranoid. Lots of good reviews, no SWAT raids or any of that. Dream Market seems like a honeypot though, don't trust them.

I have a doggo at my mom's house, but I don't know if I'd want to fuck her while tripping just yet. I do love her to death, but I have no experience with acid, so I'd rather do it with another human first. Maybe after I can trip and fuck another person I'll try it with my lovely husky girl.

Alright. I gotta go too actually, going to take a shower.

Later, sfur.

Later, have fun with your shower.

No dude, if you fuck a dog it must be spiritual and eternal. Not your mom's dog unless you want to take her into your home and live with her the rest of her life.

Lol sorry thought you were someone else. Get a human gf.

She's not really my mom's dog, she's our family dog. I lived with her until I just couldn't put up with my mom's crazy bullshit anymore. My girl still loves me though, more than anyone else, and I make love to her just about every time I go over there.

Seriously, be back later.

Later bro. Never kiss a dog on LSD

>spiritual and eternal
Is this Radzyn or whatever the fuck? Because if it is, you're one preachy motherfucker about this stuff.

No I'm so-called feral guy. Don't know who that is but if he preaches that he's ok in my book.

If I ever got the chance to kiss a dog on LSD i'd probably die sheerly from the intense orgasm. I might be too into dog tongues..

Eat bready food beforehand because it can kill them, Same with shrooms. Dogs can be exposed to weed with no problem.

Whats a comouter

anthro fur is fine but this feral shit is legit disgusting

You're that user from that thread, aren't you?

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