Am in a hospital Cred Forums, what do

Am in a hospital Cred Forums, what do

stock up on med supplies first

Unplug stuff

In your case, I'd say meditate.

HOSPITAL? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SOME KINDA DAMN SOCIALIST?! GO SNORT YOUR DAMN OPIATES SOMEWHERE ELSE COMMIE FUCK.

I just unplugged my charger, now what.

But theyre the ones that give me it

PULL A FIRE ALARM
FLIRT WITH A NURSE
BUST A NUT

Get well soon OP

Already did the third one,
The first one il do later,
I feel like doing the second one now but i need ur help, already have someone in mind.

Hospital computers

Im not here for any good reason,
Just a bum taking advantage of the free daily shelter.

What about em?

Unplug hospital computers, install malware, install vnc and publish creds, etc.

K brb

Well then, get fucked you scabby cunt

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They really do Want me here though,
the closer i am to the emergency room,
The easier it will be to get me sent to the white room on a 5150

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Find the dementia ward and finger bang some dead-heads

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Masterbate with the heart monior on a free hand and stop a few mins later and call the nurse for some lotion. Might get lucky and get a handy

I just asked the front desk and they dont have one.

Im not a patient

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Go to the maternity ward.
Look for any woman with a baby but no man.
Inform her that if her pussy is sore, you'll happily kiss it until it feels better.

Walk around telling everyone that your name is Susan and at some point just squat and shit on the floor

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