How do I get rid of my acne?

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Don't do this, it creates mustard gas.

Wow, Cred Forums's got some classy people. I use ground coffee mixed with honey, works pretty well for me. I'm super sorry man, for the acne and the replies you've gotten from this.

Dude, this gets posted like 5 times a week.

belt sander

unless you have health insurance, in which case talk to a dermatologist

flamethrower

Any more you can pretty much assume anything on here is copy-shitposting unless time stamped.

Question for everyone

Would you lick that for $ 100 bucks?

Rape a virgin. It works for hiv

power grinder

Change you diet and drink lots of water. Keep you fa c e and hands clean at all times and clean you dirty ass pillow cases. Eat no oily or greasy foods. Lots of fruit and vegetables in you diet. Also, ceal your fucking pillow cases

a razor

Won't that hurt?

Not without nerves it wont!

Clove oil is really helpful for acne. Make your own exfoliating antibacterial face wash using 1/1 parts of baking soda and raw coconut oil, with several drops of clove oil. Mixed well, it will be a thick paste. Use daily

Maybe just a little bit.

>replace your pillow. Wash your pillowcase at least once a week.

>Thank me later... or now.

The real question is this: would you pop every single one individually or do a sort of acme holocaust and raze that with a blade?

>get friend to hold sword
>have him swing
>take whole head off
>no more acne
> profit

Organic apple cider vinegar 2-3 times a day. Especially before bed.

Get to the closest car shop and get a dead battery. What you need to do is remove the lid (remember to use rubber gloves through the whole process) and pour the black liquid into a cup. Such substance will be used as a lotion for a week twice a day, the burning sensation means is working through. Once you finished the treatment, look for a dermatologist or plastic surgeon and ask him you want to be the vessel for the next face transplant available that you are in much need.

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whit a knife just "shave" your acne

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1.) Wash your pillowcase often if you're too lazy to wash your sheets often.
2.) Don't eat garbage
3.) Take showers
4.) Stop being 16

ITT: newfags respond to stale b8

>b8
well howdy and a good day to you, newfriend

Get a razor and shave it all off

Accutane. It works like a charm!

dove soap
periodically scrubbing your face with warm water and diluted rubbing alcohol
getting prescribed minocyline hydrochlorine and adapalene/benzoyl peroxide. or acutane

howdy brand-new newfriend.

That's leprosy.

stop eating meat and dairy

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Visit Dr pimple popper

That is revolting

Yo I want to fuck that ching chong whore!

Hell I'd do it for a half eaten PB&J and all the change in your left pocket

>2.) Don't eat garbage
This.

500mg cephalexin twice daily for 10 days followed by 250mg cephalexin daily for 60 days. Change your diet and your hygiene. After 60 days stop for 15 days; if it returns, repeat.

Only non-shitposting reply in this fucking bitch.