What's the worst thing you've ever done to a girl, Cred Forums?

fucked her while she had her tampon in and shoved it so far in she couldn't reach it and almost died of toxic shock. literally almost fucked a girl to death lol

I fucking made sure to save such a humiliating video of this chick. She shouldn't have cheated lmao

that didn't happen

didnt pull out

talk to her

On quite a few occasions I've led vunerable girls on, making them almost dependant on me, then I dump their ass.

it did. I don't know why the idiot didn't take it out. perhaps because she was like 13 at the time and didn't know any better lol she told me how sick she got and that it took a couple hours with tweezers and shit to finally get it out.

Was a fucking a girl in SD for a bit and I blew her off of meeting her friends to go to ‘bed’, end up going to a party with a friend who i hadn’t seen in ages, and hooked up with one of her friends in a car, afterward we went to a Denny’s, only to find out they went to the same party because her friend put me in her snap story. Apparently they were both ‘pregnant’ but never saw any baby bumps so I think I’m in the clear.

>be me, 15yo faggat at the time
>come walking at the classroom
>see Leslie, my best friend in her opinion
>she is at her desk
>secret crush!!
>but she is talking to the another guy
>acting flirty, total slut like a bitch in heat to him
>incredulous fury
>become rage incarnate
>however, am passive aggressive!
>walk to the different conversation
>spread rumor that she has the AIDS from boyfriend of popular girl who actually has AIDS
>rumor spreads like butter on a toast bread
>by day's end, everyone thinks not only that she has cheated with jock guy on his girlfriend, but that she both and him have AIDS
>holy. fucking. shit. the aftermath.
>popular girl and friends beat her up, cut off her hair
>jock guy is found to actually been cheating, with another girl
>guy she was flirting won't even look at her
>she goes home with bruised, huge clumps of hair missing, crying & humiliated, everyone thinks she was a side bitch slut and has AIDS

fucking owned, take that bitch

Stabbed a bitch with a pencil when I was seven for bullying me. Was fairly bad, but just barely got away with it without my parents having to pay damages.

Know that's not the kinda shit yall are after, but...

>steal panties
>cum in panties
>return panties
>repeat for profit

threw a coat hanger at my ex as she was walking out after breaking up with me

My gf reluctantly agreed to anal, but drew the line at ass to mouth. After fucking her ass in the morning, I pretended to shower and made sure her stink was still on me. When I asked for a blowjob later that night, she sniffed my dick before putting it into her mouth, and then tasted her ass without realizing it.

Sent picture of her sucking my dick to her dad, from her phone, while she was still sucking my dick.

(2/2(

>next week she is back at school
>vulnerable and destroy emotionally, she comes to me for a comfort
>get her number and everything, pretend so much to cared but felt betrayed by her from before so fuck it
>barely even see her as a person at this point anyway
>say nice shit until she is eventually like all slut whores on her knees
>get head from her and give her a fucked
>she talked "i never noticed how great you are user"
>lose my FUCKIN SHIT
>"because you are too busy a whore!! you only look at me now because who would have you now!"
>just fucking unload on her
>tell her for years how I have want her but she fucking ignore me. ME!!!!!!
>break off w/ her, already got what i want anyway, good fucked
>she is crying her fucking eyes out
>"btw i'm the one that started the rumor!"
>literally see her break to pieces in her eyes

HAHAHAHA last time i ever talk to her. after that she is lame like a horse with a breaked leg. walk just looking down, avoid eye contact, cryed randomly at school, just fell apart. what she gets. stupid bitch should have not friendzone me when i was the best guy for her, but she made a mistake when she flirt with another guy in front of me, no regrets!!!

treated them with respect

Longer version:

> student life
> met girls in middle of winter in front of my balcony
> she says come down for a sec
> im drunk af party just finished
> opened doors from the corridor and she jumps in saying thank you blabla
> im like wtf u cant stay here get out
>she starts to cry/scream why its happening to her all the time
>skinny redhead, little jacket, shorts scars on wrist and legs
> i grab her and try to kick her out
> when she is outside she grabs my cock and starts to beg i let her back in
>we go inside my room and she starts blowing
> after she is done she takes bottle of vodka and starts drinking
> im saying if you want to stay here its not the last time
>yeah, whatever
continue?

Jesus cartman. Was her name Scott tennerman?

>HOW DARE SHE NOT RETURN MY FEELINGS
>IM ACTUALLY A NICE GUY
>100% this is bait nobody is this much off a fucking fedora tipping neckbeard

tfw you know what video this is from

Sharing her nudes, and send her proof of that

I got the video but don't know the history behind it, care to share?

Friend's cousin runs a porn Tumblr she told me about in confidence. Posts her nudes and shit. Had a small fling with her while she visited one summer but it ended.

Time passes and see her posting more nudes and I want more. Make multiple fake accounts asking if she has a Snapchat for sale. Eventually makes one and i buy it. Posts nudes and videos of her blowing dudes. Fucking and all that.

She was a super smart girl when I met her and I had real high hopes for her. Now she's a stripper, who dropped out of school, abandoned her life plans and hates her life.

Not posting her info

...

Pretty much this.

Pics at least?

No. I've posted them before on here but not with this story. Sorry bud

> next day wake up with hangover
> my friend who lives in second room ask me who is the girl in the shower
> m like wtf?
> go to the bathroom and start nocking
> she opens naked and say what
> im like wtf are u doigng here i thought u already left
>u said ican stay
> no i didnt
> she start blowjob again in open corridor
i go with her to the bathroom and start fucking her
> you can stay

What story?

...

yes

>Be me
>going through separation
>find out ex is dating someone
>Decide to call her up to talk
>we meet up, go for a walk, I act like she's happy
>i take her out for a couple of drinks at some shitty spot in st.marks place in nyc
>go back to her moms house
>fuck her raw, come in her
>we part ways after that
>next day see on her fb profile her new guy proposes to her

KEK

Did she say yes?

Verbally abused a girl I was dating at a bar and she pissed her pants. She had to leave with her jeans all wet. Nobody stood up to me because I'm a scary looking guy, so I was like screaming at her in front of people in the bar.

Another girlfriend, this skinny blonde, I pushed at a bar. Not very hard, I did it with one hand, but all these rednecks at the bar got mad about it and started yelling to the bartender to cut me off. "He pushes women, cut him off."

I threatened one ex-girlfriend with a knife because she refused to take a pregnancy test and I thought she might be pregnant.

Yup. But this was 4 years ago, and she's already divorced again.

You're fucked in the head cunt

Is it ever worth it, aside from the fucking, to get back with an ex that got married to someone else and then divorced? It seems like a bad idea...but hope is a difficult thing to ignore.

Asking for a friend...

> i did not trust her at all. Scars over her body, blowing just to stay in the house. None of the rooms had lock only the main door.
> mate from other room all the tiem asking when will she leave and who the fuck is she..ehmm friend?!
> all the time she stayed in my room house locked so she cannot steal anything
> basically i was comming back from studies/work and first thing i was doing was bending her over and fucking without lube
> crazy bitch sometimes was already waiting spreaded when opened the room and sometimes she was screaming at me oh thats the only thing youre interested etc
> all the time she was drunk and smoking my cigs eating my food. after 3 days i was already spitting at her slapping her and pissing on her.
> after about 1 week i told my friend what is really happening
> WTF dude but ok with it
> One night took amphetamine and my dick didnt work. i went to his room aand asked if he want a blowjob.
> went back take her by hair and just took her by force to second room.
brb

Does trading pills for a blowjob count as bad? Seems like a win win to me

What kind of things did you do to her?

fucking bitch

dogs. a bunch of stupid fucking dogs

Terrible idea. If she gives you pussy, take that shit. But don't get into a relationship because after that initial free pussy stage you'll look at her different.

hate hate hate hate

Yeah, that's what *he* thought. *He* misses her terribly though...thanks.

I had a bitch like this too. Fucking run away, barely knew how to boil ramen but booyyy could she fuck.

Got boring after a month, I didn't want to shack up with someone who was just a cum rag, I signed a lease for another studio in another part of the city and bailed.

Hey, like I said *he* should't turn down free pussy if he's getting it. Fuck it, it's fun.

Just don't fall in love with a bitch is all im saying.

Years ago I had a drinking buddy who was friends with a smoking hot blonde woman. I flirted with her, got her number, but then she would ignore my texts.

Then I would see her going out with these complete douchebags.... hipster faggots with mustaches, wearing flannel shirts, and listening to indie music.

God, it bugged me. That she chose those stupid looking assholes over me but wouldn't even text me back.

One time I was hanging out with my buddy and he said "I should call [her name] and check to see how she is doing. She had an abortion the other day." I guess the alcohol gave him loose lips.

I didn't react but I thought "Interesting."

Later, I wrote an anonymous letter to her parents telling them that their daughter had an abortion. I figured that was the worst thing I could do to her. That would be horribly embarrassing for a woman's parents to know that: their daughter is both sexually active and too stupid to use contraception.

She ended up being depressed for years and died after mixing alcohol and pills one night.

Fuck that stupid bitch.

cuck

Fall in love with her

Told a virgen I will just skim ontop of her clit then she got wet and I went inside. Bitched screamed and cried about marriage or something. I was pissed off and turned her on her belly open her legs with my thighs and went in deep. I felt her hymen ripping and her muscles squirming in her pussy not know what to do with my cock. I cumed inside of her. Threw away my cell phone and blocked her in every social app.
I found this bitch in badoo she was Puerto Rican and Venezuelan. I gave her a fake name and fake address bitch fell for it

fucckkk this hit me

...

> she did not want to do it so i started to slap her saying he pays half of the bills
> friend with cock outside WTF
> she starts sucking
> after finished she goes open beer and go back to my room
> i stayed with my firend talking and having laught from what is happening
> gave him my amphetamine crazy things starting to come to mind
> called my friends
> one is kind of hippiesecond the opposite more like berlin techno type of guy
> get drugs
> they come at the evening the girl is still in her room mad that she had to suck other guy
> we stay in kitchen drinking taking drugs (friends dont know anything about her)
> when we were in the "mood" i went to the room and told her to get naked. She heard that people are in the kitchen so already was against it
> i told her you can do it or leave.. only way i can help you are drugs
> she took meth
...

>"hey, we should be together"
>I think that would be a bad idea because I fuck up every relationship I get into and don't want to lose a friend
>ghosted on her ass
It was by accident too.

I'm sorry, Emily.

>dependant on me
Perfect wife material, user. Why fuck it up?

Ever fuck her again?

I really fucked one over by being born from her lol

In your lonely, beta dreams, user.

how'd that go?

Who dis bitch

killed her with a torch...

Are you implying you convinced a girl to eat shit and send you a vid, then post it online

on our last night together before i went for a long trip, she was super submissive and loving, so I made her clean out my ass, licking it up after i had taken a shit a few hours earlier. Degraded her that night and broke up with her soon after that lol

Literal nigger

>>she is crying her fucking eyes out
>>"btw i'm the one that started the rumor!"
>>literally see her break to pieces in her eyes
Holy fuck. I'm both disgusted and impressed at the same time.

Seems to be the only way to top that is after a year or so you go back to her and get her back just for the shits and giggles.

Fucking great pic

Convinced this big titty slut to take it in the ass by one of my friends in college at a college party

Virgin fantasies

Faggot

why

> we went to the kitchen
> my friend (the techno guy) without even any warning run to her and ask whoo you ordered a whore? and grubed her by pussy
> im not a hore
> haha yes you are, you are our whore tonight
> thing are blurry bit now as it was ages ago and we were drugged af but things i remember is that she started from group blowjob and them we were just fucking her for more than 10 hours.. ass to mouth pissing literally everything. At the end she was sleaping in my room and from time to time someone was coming to fuck her again when he just menaged to get a hardon. She did not even wake up she was so tired.
> after she woke up i was already of the drugs and felt really emotional and bed for her
> she said she is leaving and i gave her most of my cash.

did you give her your English as well?

sorry not everyone speaks perfect english. And how many languages you know smartass?

Fuck off kid.

I am fluent in over six million forms of communication

Thats what i thought fuckhead. Weak piece of shit cunt

It wasn't me but holy shit is that mean. I will see the guy who did it in hell.

Dude, wasted a wife there. She literally was fully dependent on you and you just gave her away. Neck yourself.

Pulled her hair.

more?

Lol so butthurt. Grow up, mommys boy

Lie to my whole family, I (really) accidently made my grandma fall on the floor. 3 broken bones, 5 months at hospital.

I now help her as much as I can, even if she is 100% OK now. Never talked about that to anyone.

Married her

...

what video, user?

tied her up and raped her

Keked and checked

This

My current girlfriend had a miscarriage about a year ago (not by me, but by her ex). Being the fucked up individual that I am, I made a miscarriage joke. She didn't talk to me for a solid 10 minutes but it sure was hell.

green text it faggot

absolute madman. Was the joke worth it at least? Was it funny?

>girlfriends mum started beef with neighborhood junkies family
>for a junkie she's pretty well off
>junkies daughter is a slut
>junkies daughter is 14 and son is 12
>junkies son has beef with kid who hangs with girlfriends younger sisters (9-11)
>junkies son and daughter come to girlfriends mothers house yelling shit out the front
>we chase them off
>later that night im driving home past the park in the area
>junkies daughter seemingly alone throws rock at my car
>i stop walk over
>why'd you do that?
>what are you guna do user?
>well i have dash cam footage so idk, i could probably do a lot
>skip forward 5 minutes and shes sucking my cock in the car, swallows my cum.
>after that we smoke some weed in my car then i fuck her for a while.
>few days pass and she convinces her mum to end the beef with girlfriends mum

Fucked my 11yo neighbor and got her pregnant. Got her to lie and say she got raped. Then moved to another state and never saw her again.

Was borned

>tied her up and raped her

I said "So, you wanna hear a miscarriage joke?" She said "No, not really" then i said "oh don't worry, i lost it anyway."

more details. How? Why?

I panty stuffed my wife without her knowing until I pulled them out. She was seriously pissed

No fuck no :D She was probably molested or someting as she was whole in scars. One day she wanted it and was waiting to be fucked other day i was afraid she will bite my dick. Not my type of women. Now i have GF who is doing almost everything but not some crazy bitch type

I hate hipster douchebags more than the next guy, but what you did was seriously some bitch shit. When I say "bitch shit" I mean shit female would do.

So you liked her, got rejected for some faggots, so you turned to faggotry for revenge. Solid logic beta cuck..

fucking Christ. That's not worth. Funny, but not funny enough.

Now if you said, "Don't worry, YOU'd lose it anyway," that would've been worth it.

>autismuth fanfiction

Second kid wasn't even trying. If she claimed rape they'd have done an investigation and you'd be busted anyway, retard. Holy fucking shit, at least try with your two and a half brain cells to come up with a good story if you insist on making up bullshit to jack off to. Hot damn, you're stupid.

Agreed. But it was in the middle of class, I don't come up with my best material in class. she smiled a bit though, but i could tell she was pissed though.

What ended up happening with her? Still with her or she gone?

>with my dick, because I can

Stole my hot teachers phone and he dumbass didn't even have a password on it. Went through her gallery and found a shiton of nudes and vids of her

What a tremendous faggot you are.

>>Then I woke up

Still with her and hoping to be with her forever.

Fun fact: next month will make a year since the miscarriage. I've only been with her for like a month but I'm trying to be supportive lolol.

post them

He gave you exactly what you asked for you baka fat bitch

yes

>only a month
>hoping forever
user... Calm down. I've seen this story before. Go read the Rational Male, for your own good

Made a tumblr using her fullname in the url that only posts her nudes

Who?

Um. That's impossible. Cooter doesn't go that deep. Bet you are underage and have never seen a minge in the flesh.

>
>i still fuck the junkies daughter occasionally
>she sells weed now so i go over and get a Q off her for half price and a solid root

She's just a girl i can imagine myself having a future with.

Na bro. When I was in SD I fucked one of the drug lords bitches. She took me to his mansion when he was out fucked her on his bed and Tub. After two days she appeared at my work looking for me... I had to quit the job and move away becuase the word on the street was that she was one of the cartels bitches.

post the link

Who is she?

love her unconditionally

I understand, but just trust me on this. I've seen and been a part of this story way too many times not to warn a brother like that.

Amen, user.

I've been in the same situation too. I just like to tell myself "forever" to stay motivated so that I give 120% in the relationship.

Still, read the Rational Male my Rollo Tomassi. It'll help if you're serious.

sauce on first pic?

Shit another story. I was in Washington state fucking around with my friends keep. We used to go hunting and shit and these two loser bitched used to live next door. One day the skinny bitch invited me to lunch and I said sure. I was greased up from changing the oil. I fucked them both the problem was that they wanted me to cum outside becuase of no Birth control. So anyways I cumed bucket load in both. The bitches did not even notice the oozing cum after I was finished lol... again I moved away

I doubt anyone in this thread is oldfag enough to know

Wtf

Alright. I'll look into it. Thank you, user.

SCORE!

Ok here's one I did a few years ago

>Be talking to super submissive girl online, she has a bf who will never do anything but missionary with her
>We start getting all flirty, talking about all sorts of shit, this girl wants the nastiest things done to her
>We agree to catch up for a date, first time she tries to come my way she crashes her car for real
>I organise a couple of days later to head her way
>We end up at this little cafe with an enclosed open air place out the back
>We are the only ones out the back, we start talking, flirting, my hand sliding up her thigh
>Wet as fuck down there, I tell her to get on her knees and suck my cock like the little slut she always wanted to be
>She does, super nervous about getting caught but loving feeling so naughty
>After getting sucked for awhile I drag her over to the wall and get her to bend over, her ass sticking out
>Proceed to fuck the shit out of her, tbh not lasting too long since the whole thing was so fucking sexy
>Get close, pull out and blow my load up her back

Married her

Fucked a fat girl then ghosted her

but the thing is people like this actually exist

You typed that fanfiction a few years ago? Wow man, good job.

would've been funny without the second post
I'll give it a 4/10

So the story continues..

>We part ways that day, her heading home with my cum all over her
>FF a few days, we catch up again, this time she came to my place first thing in the morning
>Sneaking away from her bf by saying she was heading to the gym
>Comes in, get her sucking again, she loves it, asks for more
>I start slapping her, softly at first to test her, but she almost cums each time I hit her so I quickly get rougher
>I take her back into my bed, start fucking her hard, spitting on her and hitting her as I bang the shit out of her
>Cum inside her pussy, then force her to leave, my cum dripping down her legs as she rides the train home.

Getting to the bad stuff, and I'm typing this out as I go

if this wasn't made up, how would you know she took the train? Or that the cum was dripping? lol. Nice try, user.

when do we get to the part where you shit in her mouth?

literal angry beta

>FF a few weeks, we are meeting regularly, I leave the back door unlocked so she comes around and wakes me up by sucking my cock
>I've taken her anal virginity by this point, and things are getting rougher
>She's on her knees, being mouthy
>I slap her hardest I ever have, sends her reeling
>She comes back up saying she sees stars
>Starts to develop a bruise
>Heads home to bf and lies to him about it being some rough training at the gym
>Next time she comes around I'm really rough with her, slapping the shit out of her, spanking her ass until it is bruised, leaving multiple marks on her face
>Send her home when we are done, bf finally figures out she's a cheating whore
>She comes to me looking for support after the whole incident, I tell her to fuck off because I was only ever using her for her body
>She ends up hospitalized with mental issues not long after

TLDR fucked and beat a cheating whore until her long term partner left her and she ended up hospitalized. I probably could have told the story better but its my first time typing it

and I know because she messaged me about it on her way home

dude I would have fuck that bitch it was free pussy and a submissive one too !

Share nudes.

I did, in every hole, multiple times. It took a few months before it got to the point when her bf found out. Or do you mean when she came to me?
I did fuck her again, but afterwards i sent her on her way.

i meant way she came to you

Would you do it again?

I didn't try to talk to any of them or make friends

You fucked someone else's girl in the ass...bravo!

SHOWED HER Cred Forums

this thread is my fetish
get a fucked up girl dependant on me and fuck her or demand blowjobs whenever i like, abuse her
eventually she develops stockholm syndrome but we never ever call it a relationship
it continues for decades

link full video user plz

lol shows what you fucking know. It's surprisingly roomy in there. You'd be amazed how often girls will genuinely lose a tampon up there and end up with septic shock.

Left a racing stripe on a girl's couch after her blowing me when her husband was at work.

ok elliot rodger

Cant but think its on xpee. Was given a nice suspension for ban evasion in the other place.

That girl is so cute and it breaks my heart to see her doing something so disgusting. But I have blown many a load to that vid, so i am a major fucking hypocrit. If you have a woman in your life, please treat her right.

>be me
>hanging out with friend that was grill
>get frisky
>have out of wedlock coutious
>15 mins pass
>not satisfied
>while shes busy doing something do down the hall to her twin sisters room
>flirt and end up fucking her identical twin ~20 minutes after fucking 1st grill
>"user ur dick taste weird when did u last shower"
>pokerface.tif
>mfw my dick was still wet from her twin fucking sister
>[boner intensifies]

go back

what

back to fanfiction dot net, faggot

Belive if you want. Funny how life works though, I'm now dating 1st grill and We've been together for 2 years. Shits pretty great, she was my best friend since middle school. I'd post a pic of her/them but id have to blur the faces cause i"m a puss.

Relatable

This is fake as hell

A very very low life form detected.

I cut my aunti's brake hose hoping that she would get into an accident and die. The reason? she borrowed $150 and refused to repay it. Anyway, she crashed into someones fence and tree on the front lawn. She had no car insurance either, and ended up having to sell the wrecked car for $300 and still had to pay another $500 to pay for the fence. She then lost her job because she couldn't get to work anymore, and then her home and went bankrupt. I was never caught and I doubt that I ever will be. I was questioned by police over it, but I just denied it and there's absolutely no evidence. My auntie is suspicious but she doesn't really know if it was me or someone else, she's not very well liked in this town.

Anyway, i'm glad it turned out this way. That bitch deserved what she got. If she had of just paid that loan, none of that would have happened. Too bad I can never tell her it was me, or else i'd be in a lot of shit with law enforcement.

>take her out for a nice dinner
>never speak to her again
>feelsgoodman

cum inside of her several times, felt amazing to fuck her in the ass.

Keep asking her to pay you back the money then...

Kek

Dude, it turns into a big shouting match over that loan whenever I see her, but that's very rare. I try to avoid her completely. She's always going to refuse to repay that loan no matter what anyway.

Put them through a relationship with me

Secondo

Give her my heart

...

more user please more

collect nudes and blackmail material on every woman I interact with, with the aim of selling it or demanding cash if any of them become successful

I've been doing it for 15 years and I'm slowly getting there. I've got a few lawyers, a state-level politician and a managing director in the collection.

Introduced her to Cred Forums

Dude, please post the lawyer. That's hot as fuck

Overruled

seconding kek

i wish so bad this was real. anyway, i like what you do, user. keep it up.

Xpee link?

>Be me
>horny and desperate 16 year old
>Mad swiping on tinder
>match with ASU senior
>shes kind chubby but not really
>Fat tits
>fat ass
>talking like a smooth criminal over text
>she agrees to date
>tell her i cant drive
>16 but i didnt get my license until i was 18
>she agrees to come pick me up
drives and hour to get me
>drives us to movie theater
>she says we should see kingsman
>"ok but you'll have to pay for the ticket im not 18"
>Wtf user? how old are you
>"im 16"
>Gotcha bitch
>doesnt end the date right there
>tell her i will pay her back after the movie
>while we are sitting waiting for the movie to start she tries to get me to open up to her
>mad social anxiety
>subtlety tells me her nipples are pierced
>watch movie
>we are pulling out of the parking lot
>"so what should we do now user"
>I point to a butterfields in the parking lot
>"we could break into there and make some food" What the fuck was i thinking when i said that
>awkwardly laughs at me
>"no user we are gonna do anything illegal. Yet"
>Yet
>Only did i realize what she was implying years later
>awkward car right home
>we pull up to my house
>"I had a good time. so what do you wanna do now user?"
>"Thanks for taking me out but im gonna go eat dinner now"
>looking back the look on her face was priceless
>"bye" i say as i get out and close the door
I was veyr bad with girls back then and i just start laughing to myself every time i think about how i got this chick to take me out and pay for everything and then not pick up on the hints she was throwing out about wanting to fuck. Whats even more funny is she is gonna life the rest of her life thinking about the time she tried to fuck an under aged kid but just ended up paying for a date with him and getting cuntblocked

kind of defeats the point of having blackmail material if you share it, doesn't it?

I have a couple of lawyers. for some reason a lot of people I went to school with went into law. the best is the curviest fucking asian girl I've ever seen. tiny waist, big tits and hips.

Loved her

I dated a stripper who was pregnant cuz Itd been a while since I got some puss, and she was hot af too. Figured whatev Ill poke her for a while. She most likely dated me cuz she was desperate. I broke up with her on valentines day. We talked for a while after but she got maf when I told her her friend was cute and that she should hook us up.

Let me guess... you were... 21?

Question is fucking a slightly pregnant chick like fucking a slightly fat chick or a chick that gas a bitt of a belly?

What do you mean? It's just fabulous!

So you're anonymous.

Im a 23 year old female w one ex, i do this to all boys. Just no tinder. They wanna hang thats ok im lonely af just dont assume.

Sauce on this?

Are you by any chance the 3rd generation to take on your name

Its not much different than fucking any other girl. Just cant go too hard or youll sent its forehead

maybe his 4-incher was just the right size

Had my gf suck unknowingly her best friends pussy juice of my dick.

Met her online, facefucked her harder than I ever have within 20 minutes of meeting her, then left immediately and told her I didn't want to see her ever again.

She definitely wanted to fuck. Im probably gonna miss some examples but here are some reason why looking back i feel thats what she wanted
>things we were saying over text before meeting up in person
>when i said we should do something illegal as a joke and she said we are gonna do anything illegal, yet. obvious reference to me being under the age of consent
>when we pulled up to my house she was def giving me those eyes and even if i didnt realize it then she wanted to come inside,
>when i said i was gonna go and eat dinner, the look on her face was fucking hilarious and looking back its because she expected me to invite her inside, not tell her i was gonna go eat then leave"

Assuming you count a hooker as a real person.....
I picked one up. Fucked her. Told her I'll be right back, I'm getting some cigarettes. I never returned and never paid her. Lol.

3PO?????

Yeah, that's real wife material alright. Sheeeyitttt!

/3A937DA

this is real, anyone who knows how a mind like mine works will know from reading that its true

>16 year old me, just grew 3 inches, cut off hair, gained 30 pounds of muscle from growth spurt
was super dorky and bullied for long hair and "being" gay(i was not gay, nor am gay)
>start dating girl when i ask her to homecoming
>shes 16 too, hot as fuck, nice figure, tan, rich family, perfect curly hair. 10/10
>date for a year, it ended bad, she had issues
fast forward 2 years.
>insta dm her after 2 more relationships, just lost my virginity a few months earlier, i am 18 and jsut finished senior year, she just finished first year of college
>tell her i just want to be friends and I fucked up by letting her go
>tell her i love her and wanna be with her
>start fucking her raw 4-5 times a day when she gets back from college, shes more horny than me
>she has less tan, less ass bigger boobs but stretch marks:/
>start dating again
>cheat on her multiple times
>treat her like shit while messaging other girls at the same time
>break up with her day before her vacation and over the phone
>i have been playing the like an old picture on insta again as this was 2 years ago this summer, now 20 both of us are turning 21 this summer
>try to fuck again when i go home

>destroyed her emotionally made her dependant on me, threw her away, body count was 1 before her, 4 when we broke up again, now its 16. gonna try to go back for more

>currently have 2 girls dependant on me, im a piece of shit for it, but idc. Everythign comes to me if i want it to. i get any girl, all the pussy, it all just gets boring

might be a psychopath, but whatever, the girl i marry will have the world, all the girls before her will have it torn to shreds.

And you were... what... 21???

tbh she probably forgot about it within a year - maybe fucked another 16 yr old.

but you'll always remember the time you were 16 and didn't fuck the college girl.

Shaved or bush

kek gud 1 edward

So in other words, you’re an asshole.

HAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

not had enough money for her

in my defnce, she didn't have enough for me either

Rapist

She’s probably a cow

Way to be retarded user. Also like someone else said she has probably long forgotten

He's talking about something that happened in the PAST you dork! He knows his cum was running out of her and he knows she took the train. What's so damn hard to understand about that?

It's GIRL, bro. Just sayin'... not a hard word to spell, really.

I molested her

Fuck off newfag

Called my ex a loose ginger whore.
>No Ragrets

date them

When I was a kid, I used to see that episode of The 3 Stooges where Shemp was going to inherit a fortune from a dead uncle or something. The only thing was, he had to be married to get the dough! They show him calling chick after chick from his little black book, and they are slamming the phone down in his face. As a kid, I didn't really appreciate what that was all about, but at 52, after having been married once for seven years, and after having done all sorts of naughty and filthy things to women from all walks of life... I truly understand why they are slamming the phone on Shemp! :-) It makes me laugh my ass off now.

>should have not friendzone me when i was the best guy for her
Says he was the best for her even though he snapped on her in a week cause he's a beta fag and she didn't want him.

I lost my virginity with a month after that so im not mad
>be on tinder again
>match with a butterface
>Desperate 16 year old me doesnt care
>She lives over an hour away
>"Hey do you want to hook up
>Probably the only time in my life this line will ever work on tinder
>"Your cute user and im horny so why not"
>tell her to come over
>arrives
>Mom is sitting on couch watching tv
>"Oh who is this user? is this your girlfriend?"
>"No mom"
>bring her to my room
>No words said, i just start kissing her and taking off her clothes
>Little rapey now that i look back on it
>shes sucking my dick, im eating her pussy
>everybody is having a good time
>she assumes position on my bed
>its time
>Go grab condom out of cowboy hat i had on my dresser because i thought I wanted to show off my cool hat i bought
>didnt even care about my hat
>Trying to roll down condom on my dick
>condom rips
>"Oh shit"
>"what user?"
>tell her it ripped
>"Thats ok, have you ever done anal?"
>MFW "NO"
>"Its fun lets do it"
>proceed to stick my dick deep in that ass
>Keep in mind my bed was on a steel frame and it was very shaky and squeaky
>Mom is 10 ft away and only separate by drywall
>the squeaking is intense
>almost like some over the top sound effect from a movie
>going at it for a couple minutes then it hits me
>T...That smell
>That smelly smell that smells....SMELLY
>the smell of shit fills my nostrils
>can feel each drop of blood drain out of my dick almost instantly
>think to myself "Somebodys gotta put a stop to this"
>reach over to nightstand and grab my phone
>"OH look at that time i forgot Im supposed to be at this party right now"
>the look on her face is priceless
>once she leaves I sit in the shower for hours and legit feel like ive been victimized for getting poopy cock.
>in the shower trying to wash of the dirty feeling in my soul that wont go away.

although when i told my friend they said i was still a virgin since it was anal and proceeded to call me poopycock for the rest of high school. A title wore with pride after getting over the traumatic event

i have just fucked up every girl ive dated, last girl i was ready to marry tho, she was a btich in the end. didn't wanna commit. sucks for her, i started my own company, no money yet but im making it happen.

also ignore my autistic spelling and wording, I type really fast and after reading everything back i think i look autistic as fuck.

what'd you have for dinner?

Sheyyiittttt son, I was a newfag before you were born. I've been AWAY from Cred Forums longer than you've been on it. What, is this grill thing some meme from two years ago or something? Talk about a newfag!

Probably some microwave meal or something equally shitty. Mom never cooked a meal once.

post pls, I need this in my collection

Sheyyiittttt son, I was a newfag before you were born. I've been AWAY from Cred Forums longer than you've been on it. What, is this grill thing some meme from two years ago or something? Talk about a newfag!

Hot dogs and macaroni and cheese were a staple in my house growing up. Still love the hell outta that shit!

My cousin had a condom stuck inside her for a month without knowing and got a UTI. Anything is possible.

-8/10.

>Things that never happened
>See above

Chose one.

Can smell the cringe from here. Make your stories more believable next time "psychopath" lmfao, enjoy school tomorrow kid

last story which some of you may have already seend me post before because i post it often when people ask but here it goes
>Be 14 year old me
>on omegle
>desperately trying to talk to girls
>Strike ti up with one girl
>get her kik
>talking to her for awhile but she wont send any pics of her, not even a face pic
>keep talking to her anyways
>about a week goes by and then i get a random message on kik from someone claiming to be her friend
>by this point i saw a picture of the first girl and she was fat as fuck
>her friend is skinny, kind of a butterface but 14 horny me doesnt really care
>joke about paying me for sex
>develop an online relationship shortly after
>fat friend is crushed
>spend the next 5 years talking to her on and off
>basically whenever we were horny and we would get on omegle and watch each other masterbate
>skip ahead to when im 17
>we have feelings for each other now
>talk about moving across the country to be together
>buy plane ticket
>book hotel
>then by the slip of the tongue I find out she is cheating
>bye bitch
>"user no please dont cut me fof we can still be friends"
>fuck you bitch
>some time goes by, and what do you know i find a webm of her posted on here Cred Forums
>make fake twitter
>proceed to send it it literally fucking everybody who follows her on top of dozens and dozens of people that follower her high schools twitter
>spend 3 or 4 days building up to leaking it, making polls asking what i should od with it, half her school is now bashing her openly on my twitter
>tons of girls messaging me trying to "save me" or some shit like im some heart broken lost soul
>im out for revenge not pussy
>release the video
>she deletes every fucking evidence of her existence off the internet
>winning.gif

You just said she couldn't get it out, so is she an idiot or could she not get it out?

pic related forgot to attach it

I had met this girl off tinder but we never got a chance to connect due to her meeting someone else shortly after.
Eventually she broke up and we started talking on Instagram. After a bit of flirting, we set up a dinner date. What I forgot though was that I had a Halloween party to go to that same day. I asked (without telling her the real reason) if we could change the day but she started getting pissy so I kept it.

Fast forward to the day of, and I figured I'd stop by the party for a bit then go meet with her. I ended up drinking and completely stood her up. To add salt to the wound, I blocked her on everything to prevent getting chewed out. Never heard from her again.
To this day I feel bad about it and I hope karma doesn't bite me in that it happens to me someday

cheating on my GF 3 times in a week was probably the worst thing I've ever done to a girl

>be me in 4th grade
>everyone running around at recess
>there was the stupid bitch who i thought was disgusting
>she always picked her nose and ate it
> so while she was running around group
>i stuck my leg out and tripper her
>lol.jpg
>she gets up
>she skidded the whole side of her face on the pavement
>has huge weird scar on side of face to this day.
>no one ever knew it was me who tripper her