That'll be $29.99 for the remainder of this pizza sir oh and you've gotta suck my tip *unzips*

that'll be $29.99 for the remainder of this pizza sir oh and you've gotta suck my tip *unzips*

gladly

how about i bite ur dick off and furiously rape your asshole? 30 dollars for a pizza...

30 dollars?!
I don't have 20 dollars!!
Think you can pull 10 dollars off me!

Yeah.....Not thanks, you go ahead and keep it.....I'm gonna go.....

Yes, please come in.
I thought I ordered pizza with extra sausage? Where is it?

THE FUCK ARE THOSE SPURTED MAYO LOOKING LINES???

special topping I added sir
don't worry about it
its no charge

I'd swallow every last drop

$30 for a pizza? Dude, you can find coupon codes online.

just pay the man faggot

Isn't your shirt a bit small? And WHY are you eating MY pizza?

post a real man instead, not this bishonen yaoi garbage
fucking fujos

fucking bara fags

"real man"

a real man is a male, that is a human with a penis

that is a real man, stop pretending there needs to be more to the equation

we're all bisexual here

no im gay

This may be the gayest post ever made.

I am going to shoot you you fucking fag

besides you then

I like MEN, faggot
not twinky sissy boys
it's 2018 mate, we can all suck a little dick

I want him to shoot all over my face

>bara
men don't look like that either sweety. it's all just anime pictures calm down.

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