Can we get a strange sexual encounters stories thread going. haven't seen a solid green text in a while

can we get a strange sexual encounters stories thread going. haven't seen a solid green text in a while.

>was in a relationship for a long time
>got engaged to the chick and everything
>things continued on for a few years but after a while we were just going through the motions
>got into a big fight one night and she called it off
>she had become interested in some new dude and was always the flirty type
>lesson fellas, if she is flirty when you meet her it doesn’t stop afterwards
>we worked together so it was odd at first and I was acting like such a beta around her and telling my sob stories about how I though she probably had been cheating on me
>in retrospect probably cheated on three separate occasions that I know of
>anyways there was a chick at work that I always found attractive but didn’t really pay much attention because I was with someone
>now I was free
>met a brunette chick, nice smile stacked tits, elementary school teacher
>had to work closely with her for the remainder of the project we were in town for
>finished the project and went home (a few hours away)
>started talking on Facebook and asked her for her number
>we started talking more on the phone and I told her that I was always into her
>she laughs a little and says “oh really, user?”
>”yeah, we should hang out some time, come up here and I will show you a good time”
>”I’d like that”

go on?

sauce on that pic please

>first year in grad school
>go to birthday party for friend of friend at bar
>get drunk
>dance with fat girl i know who shows off her huge tits
>only think about those tits
>invite myself back to her apartment with another girl
>continue drinking for some reason
>other girl goes to bed
>time for titties
>she takes me to her bedroom
>start sucking on her titties
>just keep sucking on them for a really long time
>she eventually tries to suck my dick
>i'm not even close to semi erect
>"sorry i'm too drunk"
>try to suck on her titties some more
>pass out
>wake up next day alone
>both girls gone to school
>let myself out
>no longer invited into that social circle

pretty lame/generic story but really embarassing

nothing strange so far, i guess you have to

>2009
>be 19 bicurious.jpg
>post ad on local Craigslist looking for action
>mfw lots of responses
>talkin to a few older dudes
>I ask em to send pics and all that
>mfw my dad sends me his cock and face pic

still surprised I haven't an hero'd quite yet

oh well

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I have a bunch, but let's begin with self-depricating

> be pseudo-Chad
> hang out with bros and broads
> girl in friend group gets new job at local hostel
> go to local hostel for drinks at bar
> meet girl from Saskatchewan Canada
> Not QT, she's a fatty. But she is at a hostel and has attitude so we (bros) started calling her "Fat Ellen", eventually to her face
> Drink too much
> End up going home to the bar with Fat Ellen
> While she's sucking my dick she actually says, "You guys call me Fat Ellen, but that's because I suck dick like a hog"

Not sure hogs suck dicks, but we all had a good laugh all the same afterwards

>continue talking a few times a week, sexual tension was building
>finally get her to come up for a weekend
>I have set up a few things at the local attractions through some contacts
>she comes into town and we get settled at the resort I booked for us for the weekend
>she looks fucking hot as fuck
>”I wanna freshen up for dinner. you wanna shower with me user?”
>diamonds.jpg
>she drops her cloths and her tits are a little saggy
>big tits and still nice, but not what I was expecting
>she is full bush
>I am turned on, but taken aback a little
>we shower and play some game with each other with the soap flirting and rubbing on each other
>after playing for a bit fooling around we finish showering and get ready to head out to eat
>hit the restaurant on the tourist strip and make small talk
>ask if she wants to walk around and see anything, but we both decide to head back to the room
>one in the room she is waiting for me to make the first move, but my ex was not like that, so I hesitate on how to actually be assertive for a moment
>start kissing on her and undressing her
>she takes the rest of her clothes off and lays on the bed
>I take mine off and start kissing on her and we get pretty heavy
>I can feel myself brushing on her bush
>I grab a condom and put it on while she watches, waiting and smiling
>I get it on and insert my dick into her
>she feels looser than I imagined

damn that's fucked

and they say faggotry isn't genetic. maybe it's a sign you should have a son and show him your dick, too.

>don't feel bad user. my story was similar.

was she drunk to in yours. I can;t imagine a chick just letting a dude suck some titties for hours.

How come when i ejaculate, my sperm isn't like that?

should have sent a face and dick pic back. He never would feel comfortable posting again.

>we start fucking and she is enjoying it and I am as well
>time passes and we change positions, I fuck her from behind, and she rides me, and then I am back on top
>no matter what I can’t seem to get there
>we fuck for a hour, changing things around and I can tell that she is starting to get dry
>after a bit more I pull out and we lay there quiet for a bit
>after a while we talk for a while and eventually go to sleep
>in the middle of night or early morning I scoot up behind her while we are laying on our sides with a condom on and start kissing her
>she plays along and before long we are fucking again
>she is wet again and enjoying it
>we go on again for some time, but I still can’t come
>the next day we hit the attractions and I keep trying to hold her hand or put my hand on her leg like I was used to casually with my ex
>I can tell that she is being polite, and I am clingy, but I can’t help it
>mfw we stopped talking and hanging out together shortly after and I completely fucked up

>be me
>be 11
>have diaper fetish
>be big into that meme game "roblox" at the time
>found out there's a diaper fetish community on roblox
>have fetish roleplays with other degenerates
>i deserve death

thanks user you have me in stitches.
wish i did that.

>be 15 year old me, horny as fuck
>haven't fapped for a week
>be with a girl (also 15), walking down a countryside path in the evening
>we sit on a bench, she says she's cold
>she sits on my knee, asks me to wrap arms around her
>she starts acting different
>starts to kiss me
>bends over, knees on bench
>pull down her black jeans
>go in raw (no birth control)
>she's so wet, see her juices start to leak from her pussy
>pumping away at her ass for 5 minutes
>oh shit i'm gonna cum
>pull out
>cyclist comes around the corner
>sees the whole thing
>sees girl bent over, me shooting huge ropes of cum onto the bench
>he gets off his bike and turns around, goes back to where he came from
>mfw

>go on?

if you must

dunno how drunk she was, how long can you suck on titties before it becomes creepy?

>thanks user you have me in stitches.
>wish i did that.

could you imagine.. send him a long series of photos starting with your gaped asshole, all sorts of other faggot enticing photos, then finally the last one your face. he'd be in the middle of busting one out when he found out,.

kek'd

It looks like condensed milk

>he gets off his bike
damn i thought this was going to get more interesting

>be 14
>staying with aunt/cousin
>cousin is 16
>takes me to party
>it's kind of fun
>play truth or dare
>eventually just turns into everyone kissing, taking off clothes, etc.
>someone dares a 17 yo girl to go into room with me
>we go
>she lets me see her boobs
>the minute she touches my dick through my jeans I cum
>runs out and tells everyone
>everyone laughs at me
>start calling me the flash
>cousin still calls me flash to this day

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was your cousin a girl

No, both dudes. But my aunt picked up the nickname and tried calling me flash for a while. I asked her not to, too weird.

Oh poor little teenager. You couldn't come because you were insecure and nervous. It happens. Also condoms are shit. There just wasn't enough interest and chemistry between you. You know, your dick isn't automatic machine.

Underage poster reported.

Was in my earlier tweenties actually. And I think I was just taken aback by her body. Not what I thought I was getting I suppose.

It happens actually quite often to be honest. I have had sex with 70+ women and lot of times I have needed to force myself to do it in the end.

kek this has to be bait right?

I did the same thing but it happened with my uncle

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>be 19 year old freshmen at college
>have gone to small small town school all my life
>play multiple sports because it’s literally all we have
>meet really cute girl at basketball game and talk for a bit and get her phone number
>lives about 30 minutes away in another small as fuck town
>no car so can’t meet
>come Track season pitch up tent every meet and before and after events go spend time with her
>one meet it’s me and her alone in the tent and it’s realtively cold due to the cloudy weather and sporadic rain
>cuddle up under both of our blankets
>she starts rubbing dick
>I start to play with her breasts
>make out and she pulls the dick out
>leans down and starts sucking it
>cum within a few minutes
>go to do both of my events and then come back to her having done her events too
>she got a condom from a friend
>we go to my schools van and have sex in the farthest back seat
>end up leaving the condom because almost right when I cum a friend comes to get some drinks from the little cooler we bring
>condom is found by a coach who berates the whole team and has us run several miles in punishments
Good times until she got drunk gangbanged by a group of guys I knew and hated and then I just started using her for sex after she’s begged for forgiveness

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