Be me

>be me
>24yo femanon
>meet homeless guy on the street
>he;s super cute
>possiblebf.jpeg
>he asks me if i have a fiver
>i ask "how much does a bag of H cost?"
>give him £15
>drink tesco lager cans on the boardwalk with him as he shoots up
>hear some girl shouting
>a stacey junkie is walking towards us
>"KAYP AWAY FROM MA MAHN"
>tries to punch me but misses and starts crying
>qt junkie boy tries to comfort
>"let's just go" i say
>"i can't user, she's pregnant with me kid like"
>mfw

even the junkies have stacey gfs. what hope is there for fembots?

I call bullshit

Hi! few things to start off with =] 1. yes I replied to you because you're a female, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.

i hope you find a qt bf too brian

Tits or gtfo, we don't care 'bout your shitty story

>Being this new

i'm not posting my tits. they always get roasted

last time i posted tits, some guy replied, and i quote this verbatim

>"i have never seen such an extreme case of flat chestness in a fat girl. i need to study you

Tits or gtfo, Brian.

Ty. I try to connect with femanons by being polite and hope for the best. So far all I've been left with is the spaces between my fingers where a qt3.14s fingers would go :(

Enjoy your AIDS.

Tits, though.

>being this gay

at least he wanted another look

Women can't be incels because guys will fuck anything. It doesn't matter how ugly you are you have a vag and that's all that matters.

Fucking retard

Poor femanon. You just can't catch a break can you.

Chin up princess, keep on trying. Look forward to hearing your next exploit.

Goddamn how is this not a meme yet?
I know that's what you're doing bitch.

Next exploit better contain some time stamped titties.

post them anyways whore

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i'm not a whore

What if we ask nicely?

No you're just a dumb slut who wants a junkie to bang.