Post ALPHA male things you have done

Post ALPHA male things you have done

Not posting faggot shit like op

I fixed my toaster once

>be me
>16 yo
>Highschool and shit
>There's a friend of mine
>He goes out with a girl for a long time
>Me, depressed and suicidal, don't want to talk to anyone
>Talktothatgirl.wav
>Girl falls instantly in love with me
>Boy goes away as I get her girl


But WAIT, THERE'S MORE

>Be me again
>Next year and shit
>Same boi but now it's twins
>TWINS I TELL YA
>Anywho, I broke up with my other girl
>Give it a shot with one twin
>Don't know which is which so I try both
>Fucking both of them like me now
>Boy goes with my ex
>Whatever.jpg
>Ex rejects boi because she's "still getting over me"
>Meanwhile, twins reject boi because they're too busy fighting for me
>(Not really, just arguing because I got with one and the other at the same time)
>Boi slowly walks away and all the school calls me fuckboi

Got the girl everyone liked most and power banged the shit out of her for a year... everyone backed off once I claimed her

Should be Cred Forumsalpha.

I fucked a guy in the ass.

I got fucked by a bbc while my wife watched. Pic related it's me.

got a job and payed my bills

Shared my girl with an alpha cock

i once made my wifes boyfriend do the dishes when it was my turn to do them

nothin u do is ever alpha, kys

Took a shit with the door wide open.

> be me like 2 weeks ago
> small 5’8 manlet
> this fucking asshole old guy smokes on his patio and fuckin stares at people all day
> catch him lookin at my wife’s ass while we’re taking groceries upstairs
> enough is enough
> drop my fuckin groceries on the ground
> walk up to him so close that I can smell his fuckin breath
> tell him to fuckin stop staring at people
> he looks away and walks inside
I usually get bullied a lot so it felt good as fuck

...

I went cageless shark diving.

But we couldn't get any sharks to come. The important thing was that I showed up.

>be me
>senior year
>talking to friends in chemistry
>class is quiet enough that we're the only ones talking
>sub is there, so he doesn't care if we talk
>girls mirin from table next to us
>friend mentions my last name
>we start talking about it
>tell them about how widespread my family is, and the story behind my name
>after i finish telling the story, 7/10 thicc junior girl from other table tells me about how she liked the story
>"that's a cool last name"
>she seems intrigued, and I come up with the coolest thing to say in that moment
>"thanks. you want it?"
>mfw i was probably the most alpha dude in that whole class

quick question, does it count as alpha if I was scared as fuck the whole time but nobody knew?

courage is not the absence of fear

>be me
Alpha as fuck.

Godspeed

Thanks. She's a senior now, and dating a brown dude, but I'm dating an alt/emo meme girl now. Shit is cash as fuck

>5th or 6th grade
>Tyrone tryin to get me mad and fight me
>he jumps on me and I kick him in the nuts and punch him
>he’s cryin and I get grounded for a day
>he was still a bitch

Learned to fly aerobatics.
Killed a brown bear with a bow.
Punched a tiger shark in the nose.
Raised 3 baby grey foxes whose mother was hit by a car.
Saved a 17 yo girl's life, who was a passenger in a head-on car crash, by sticking my hand in her chest and pinching off a torn artery.
Maybe a few others.

>usually a pretty reserved guy who minds my own business
>hanging out with family at small musical event
>there's a bar at the event
>I'm getting drinks for everyone at the table the whole night
>guy was giving me the stink eye since I got in the place and getting more and more pissy with me as the night goes on
>getting tired of his shit
>ask him if there's a problem
>"fuck off"
>my accent kicks in full swing
>sound like a mobster at this point
>going on like "you got a fuckin problem with me?! yeah, hide behind that bar bitch! fuck off with your dead end job, wife is with her boyfriend tonight fucking loser ass"
>people start looking
>he asks if we need to go to the parking lot
>tell him "no need"
>grab his stupid vest, pull him halfway over the bar, and punch him in the nose
>grab the tap hose and ram it in his mouth
>half drown him in diet pepsi
>pull him all the way over the bar
>he gets up but I brogue kick him in the chest out of pure rage
>people grab me before I am able to go any further

when I say this guy was being an asshole I mean he was practically throwing drinks at me and had the most passive aggressive tone. dude was TRYING me. only reason I was scared is that he was like 6'2 and built

You got anger issues

I cheated on my ex with her best friend back in the day, is that alpha?

the guy was ASKING me to do it man. He told me to fuck off when I was just asking why he was being such an asshole. he was the one who wanted to fight me, I just gave him what he wanted.

>at a club with bros
>me, 6'3, 205lbs so pretty big
>go to do business in toilet
>2 full glasses on the table
>slam them to the wall
>fat 6'1 dude says "why the fuck did you do that"
>me say "it was an accident"
>he say "no it was not, get me a new one"
>i say "no, im not sorry"
>he say "okay" and fucks off