The GET gods are restless and will grant you a gift or curse. But you must roll. Not rolling is automatic torture and slow death. Also being raped by negros. So roll.
Roll for your gift or curse. Perhaps the GET gods will love you...
>0: Free turn. Roll again. Or leave with no reward or curse.
>1: You get cucked. Your dream girl is fucked by someone you hate.
>2: A beautiful charming girl asks you out. And actually likes you a lot.
>3: You get jumped. Your phone. Keys. And wallet get taken. You can't fight back.
>4: You find a wallet with 9k in it. And a gift card to McDonalds.
>5: You slip and break your neck. You become a vegetable for one year. After that you're fine. (But you will be molested at least a few times)
>6:Every girl you say hello to will think you're 3x more attractive and desirable (doesn't mean all girls like you. But it'll help)
>7: Lucky you. Free clean one billion dollars and a blowjob from one cheap but clean negro girl
>8: Your house burns down. And the FBI find your hard drive.
>9 : You get to own a house in any area. Free. Clean. Legal. You can enter your new house via a portal.
>Dubs = Same gift but added 500 bucks
>Trips: You cuck whoever rolls a *1*
>Quads : You can pick two
>Quints : You get raped by Chris chan
>7777: Girl in pic related becomes your slave for life
Give it to me straight, Doc!
Well it was nice knowing you all, have a nice life everyone
I'm in Africa... not taking the risk of the nignogs
Luck is a part of skill, roll
Oh there's turns? Say word
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaannnddddd ffffuuuuucckk me
Nice praise the gods amen
Fuck man roll then. Not like i have a fuxking choice
My dream girl is FB: OfficialJailyneOjeda
I would rather win the lottery doh, buy a mansion in amsterdam and live on whores for the rest of my shitty life
free house and 500 bucks, good deal
Autobots, lets roll faggots
Roll, I have nothing to lose.
Pls GET gods I need something good in my life
Didn't even read the gets. Rawlin
lets see how much more fucked i can get
already happend, wasn't that great
preparing muh anus
>my luck is good enough to keep me ticking but that takes all of it.