Ask a lonely femanon anything

ask a lonely femanon anything.

Proof?

tits and timestamp

Why don't you just lower your standards?

Have you ever inserted a finger into your anus?

tits or gtfo, then talkie talkie

do you own any nice hats?

o shit whaddup!!!!!

Why do you ignore the rules here?

Tits or gtfo cunt.

tits or gtfo

how many holes does a straw in 5D have?

They're already pretty low tbh. Found out today that none of my close friends think of me as a friend so that sucks.

Yes.

No! not a hat person at all. I feel strongly about this.

ONE HOLE. I also feel strongly about this.

>ask a bored user anything.
FTFY

I'm lonely af too. What's your fantasy like?

tits or gtfo reeeeeeeeee

Tits? Please and thank you of course

I feel like jerking off and cumming. Want to be the lucky lady?

where you located?

why don't you like hats? what a weird thing to hate.

lonely> bored right now really.

Literally anything. I want an genuine human connection.

North America.

I was made to wear dumb as fuck ones as a child. And I had a boys haircut growing up. My parents were trying to deeply secure that virginity.

Do you believe humans can be born good or evil?
if so and you know yourself to be an "evil" person, do you embrace it or fight it?

Are you taylor swift?

Improbable, but thought I'd ask.

Yeah, but describe your fantasy. I wanna read it and imagine it.

but a straw has no holes in it if it's not broken

So I'm assuming that's a no

Do you consider yourself ugly?

I call bullshit, even ugly as fuck girls get a thousand messages a day

where do you live? have you tried opening up to anyone?

Not born evil. nurture > nature. I'm not evil but I think it would be fun.

no. related 2018 prediction though. Tswift comes out as a trap.

I want gal pals. Like the scene in 13 going on 30 where Jennifer garner is chilling on her bed having a sleepover with a bunch of 12 year olds in a very wholesome way. Male connections come super easy to females, and guys don't realize how easy they have it. I feel like male friendships run deep quickly.

?

Eh. If I feel like it I might kik you tit pics?

No. But not stunning. Fun fact. I used to be in a christian acapella band. so I have that look you could say.

yeah from guys looking to fuck. not friends.

Not usa. Yeah but if you open up and get hard crushed it's not easy again. My only friends are my sisters really.

a straw is made of one piece of plastic made into a tube, if that piece of plastic isn't broken then there's no hole in the object; therefore, there's no holes in the straw.

Sounds good doll. What's yours? I'll screenshot proof it's me messaging you

So you want a guy friend like that movie 13 going on 30?

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ITT: Retards believing that it's actually a femanon without any proof.

does literally everyone use kik nowadays?

Yeah, it's pretty neat

I cannot think anyone who uses the word "doll" to describe anything but a child's plaything as anything but this

You got the gangster part right but I'm tall and fit

I found it useless

What is it exactly, some picture exchange program?
I never got into phones despite them becoming a thing when I was in high school

How big are your breasts?

An app to text others around the world and just chat but most people use it for sexual fun anyway. I've had girls that were into the sexual vibe right away, others warmed up, but in the end I was happy and so were they by extension

I'll find out soon and let you know

>North America.
Me too. Let's go on a date.

like 40's gangster?

It depends how you define hole. Hole as in a hollow dug into something after the fact, or hole as in a general pre-existing hollow.

No! A gal friend possibly more. I never made friends in university. My office is male dominated and my highschool friends have gotten closer without me.

I only use kik for lewdities.

Exactly the reason why I am not sending him my kik.

40dd

I would but I don't really date.

More Patrick Bateman style criminal

First time I use that term and it fucks me over. That's one to cross off the list. Oh well you live and you learn

found the nigger!

oof is that desperation i smell?

I'm white as can be

>I feel like male friendships run deep quickly.
I have always felt bad for women about that. I have pals that I'd take a bullet for and yet I have known very few women with friends anywhere that close.

I've asked numerous girls this and all have admitted whenever they compliment each other on social media it's superficial and fake. Once one gets competition and takes all the validation and attention, she becomes a wild animal

Also (not so) fun fact, lesbian relationships are the most abusive on average

Is it common for lonely femanons to exchange lewdities with strangers?

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how big is your dick?

Speaking out of experience here. Once you throw away gender from the relationship equation/ formula its pretty much the same. I've spoken about porn and fetishes like i would with any guy. They have a pussy so fucking what.

It's common for anyone lonely to exchange lewdities with strangers

Also
>using the term lewdities

"m'yeah, listen here, see? I got a new caaaaard. wadaya think boys?"
"wow-sa baws, nice!"
"m'yeah, picked'er up from the press yesterday"
"dats a nice colorin baws"
"m'yeah, eggshell see? thems woyrds is in cillian braille too!"

Kik me if you would like. crstark15

I'm sure the rest of these dudes will spam me with shit and dick pics but I'll survive.

sounds kinda hot tbh

>lewdities
Also you do realize most women hate each other right?

i like bunnies... i want a furret now fuck.

Give 'em the ol' Razzle Dazzle aye, I tell ya! The good ol' reliable Knuckle Sandwich!

Ayy bby u wan sum fuk??

It's really nice when I can find women who appreciate my voice, body, and dirty talking skills such as rape fantasies and knifeplay

No one wants to be in the friendzone user. Also women aren't that interesting to be honest. Once they get a boyfriend they either stop talking to you or annoy you with the "he doesn't care about me bullshit"

A man can dream

Serious question if youre turly a femanon.

How can i possibly make a women happy if i dont find sex appealing. I love her, i havent told her, but im sure she knows.
I feel lile she likes me, but were both about to be 26, how can we live a happy life, if im not into sex?
Maleanon here

I wanna see the whole movie done by 40's mobsters

How can a femanon be lonely?

It will have a budget of $3k (adjusted for inflation) and add cartoony special effects and Road Runners sound effects

Not getting enough attention/validation

holy shit

How many times do you look porn?
And how was your first time?

not op but some people just aren't into it, im not. people call me gay but im not against being gay im just not. you have to find someone who's okay with it, with you. you can't force yourself you'd just be miserable. if they're the right one they won't care. good luck cause it's rare for me too.

Doesn't have anything to do with relationships? Try introverted haha

well have you tried looking for people to hang out with? go to stores/ libraries if you like manga n shit. Getting a job is also great for a big social circle.

Blaming parents for your life
>not even abused
kek

Glad I could be of service

Eh that too but with girls it's all about attention and validation

So it looks like I'm not cumming tonight it seems

parents can fuck your stats from the beginning man. not even abusif but just bad parenting in general will ruin someone

Amen to that. Mindhunter the show is a prime example of that

>I would but I don't really date.
K... Well, do you fuck?

>So it looks like I'm not cumming tonight it seems

not with that attitude

That's what I've heard. It's pretty sad. Makes me really glad to be a dude.

Well I did get a random ass picture from a girl earlier today that told me "You'd be way hotter if you weren't so weird" so I stopped being sexual and ta da. She does have the fattest ass I've seen but it ain't worth emptying my balls over, ya feel me homie?

Honestly being asexual is the best, gay second best

I believe it. I live a floor below a lesbian couple in turmoil.

Not sure. We don't have a fucking club

using lewdities is making a comeback. or cum back ha.

I'll probably just post pics here. idk.

I think wanting kids vs not and wanting sex vs not are dealbreakers. sorry bud.

Not gonna lie. true.

Porn, once a day ish?
sex, 19.

inb4 my office is all dudes.
I have hobbies, overwatch ect.

Blaming parents for hats. Just hats.

yeah.

this is 400% true. My social media is dry as fuck because I don't find this enjoyable.

you can cum to anything if you try hard enough, I believe in you.

>Literally anything. I want an genuine human connection.
If you want a friend - an actual one, not the shit friends you say you have - I'll be your friend. Email me on my burner, [email protected]

Ok time to show your tits

I wasn't asking I was telling. It's fact about exchanging

You know what listen here woman, I'll have you know lewdities is worse to say than doll. Also "cum back"

I'd know you were lying either way but glad you have integrity

Who do you main in Overwatch? I've been getting better at Hanzo actually, my favourite. If tits over Kik don't work out there's always Overwatch

Fuck social media, completely detrimental to one's well being. So glad I deleted that shit

oh shit what rank are you? looking to make a dreamteam or at least a constant temmate

>knifeplay
do you cut? are you emo?

I truly don't understand how a girl can be lonely. Even fat, ugly girls get hit on. Some guys go months without talking to another human being, and their entire lives without being approached by a girl.

M'Lady I shall tip my fedora

kik at johnnysamefag if you wanna talk about films and music and tits or gtfo

I know that feel

white knighting so late in the game. whoa :3

This is not a new thing. Haven't you ever had phone sex with a girl who you never met in person or do lewd stuff on webcam? Shit son, I was doing that stuff way back starting in the late 90s with girls I met at school, girls I met through friends etc. Shit was fun and eventually led me to getting laid.

How old are you? Are you fat?

Are you asking for another chance, or do you just want to know why?

Geez man, im sorry youre on the same boat as me. I havent told anyone, not really ashamed, just dont want to try to explain myself because i dont even know how to. I find women gorgeous, and im sexually attracted to them as in i still jack off to women getting dicked down. And i know i dont like men, dont even have to try it. But sex in general, sex just doesnt seem to appeal to me. only in reproducing do i find the need to have sex, but for pleasure, idk, just seems unnecessary.
I really struggle with this, i just feel alone and super outcasted by the idea

loneliness isn't always about people. I got tons of friends. Good ones at that yet i still feel waves of loneliness at times

Do alpha bitches basically dominate the femanimal kingdom?

PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ATTENTION WHORE

Hey with all the objectifying I do of women and pretending to care about their personalities I have to make room to be a gentlemen somewhere

Nah, just realized majority of women are into it. (95%+ have rape fantasies I'd say). Also knifeplay is that extra magic touch. It's a well known fact narcissism, psychopathy, experiencing fear and a male partner being aggressive turns women on enough to get Cape Town back a steady supply of water

Alcohol and cocaine is what you need.

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That means never tlaking to another woman ever again

Why are you telling me this I know all of this I'm stating it

That's exactly what it's about. Interactions and relationships with others.

Alright alright alright

What are your politics?

what has b come to? how is there officially 0 tits or gtfo?

I fucked up and replied to the wrong post.

Sir

i get you, we're a rare breed but not alone.

Are you the femanon who was posting last night, the one who send a picture of her eye saying she had scars on her face??

Try building self worth and not clinging to the opinions of others you worthless easy mode losing faggot

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Also I lied I don't jerk off anymore I'm on NoFap

So I take it tits, then ass, then pussy is the order you'd send nudes in. Seems like every girl is the same but is really against sending their pussy because it "makes them feel like a slut" or whatever stuff they come up with

Pretty good.

How does it feel so successfully baiting a bunch of virgins?

Can i be your fwend

Where are you from op? New York? You remind me of my ex.

Disgusting

i have to remember this insult for future uses thank you my good man

considering the time is the same as mine i'd guess canada

Don't be mad I make femanon wet, user

Why are girls always cold?

You seem not horrible OP why you have no friends?

Try getting glasses it helped my life improve 1,000%

Pic is me. Please give me affirmation oh ye humble Internets

It looks like you got more chins than a chinese phone book.. Enjoy your attention these Beta-Cucks give you, Fat-Chan.

>Mad at tits
Fuck off

>EST also being a thing in America
Also which part of Canada are you from?

I've lived with girls my whole life i can tell you thats more than true. You don't have to ask them. Women never tell 100% truth anyway. Completely fake and full of shit. It makes me sick. And then they act like men are the bad ones

you look normal
why is your personality so weak?

Are you retarded? EST exists in Canada and America.

thx, enjoy yer stay, still kik if ye wish
johnnysamefag

says the virgin

>sees tits
>ex

KEK!

totally normal looking Cred Forumstard on the outside, but then theres the loli sex doll he has in his closet

Are you retarded? Canada is literally IN America

BRO YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES
You can't really blame them though, it's in their nature. People are pretty easy to exploit and women once you understand them more (though you'll never be able to fully understand them). With all the #metoo shit going on and false rape cases, they're fucking actual victims over and soon the belief with women will take a nosedive

"Just be yourself" hahaha that's the worst advice a girl can give a guy and yet it's the most common

How can you have a beard, nice arms, and not look manly at all? Paradox

you look like vsauce michael's estranged son

I don't trust this at all.

lewdities is 400% worse I agree but I don't say that to people irl.

I main dva and I'm decent at most of the tanks. Working on moira.

I need social media for my work but other than that it would have been gone too.

lvl 208. This is the first video game I've picked up so I really don't play traditionally.

Literally all my sexuality started this way. really shaped me tbh.

I'm young. I am around average. Need to loose a few.

Conservative fiscally.

No. I used to go on Cred Forums as a kid. haven't been on in a while.

I don't get the idea of that. To me giving a blowjob is a lot more personal than vagina.

eh.

no. Canada's ny

ny and parts of canada are same time zone.

because we loose half our blood for a week straight. also heartless.

I'd fuck you but not twice. you have a punchable face tho

women are toxic and vile.

I was best friends with a girl, she then fucked some guy and did a 180. Our friendship wasn't the same, she started using me and we went our separate ways. Women just don't know how to be friends.

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>I feel like male friendships run deep quickly.

thats because were honest with eachother, we may not show as much emotion but thats because we don't need to and aren't controlled by it. If a guy has a problem with a guy he confronts him and sorts it out and even become mates after they settle their differences. Men don't just talk shit behind other guys back then literally hang out with them and act as if they're their best friend, like women do. And Btw, thats on women. Men don't just "have it easier" we're just not fucking retarded and bitchy. Women don't have to be like that either.

Moira is a crazy good hero

I didn't mean sex act I mean sending nudes wise, vagina is something girls are always something against

You said it wrong.

Its: ay bb yo wn sm fk ??

Oh so your from Toronto like me? My ex was from new York but flew here.

Nice. You have nice tits.

Fuck off dumb cunt.

>autism

Oh yeah someone else from Toronto here. Which part are you from?

all these no lives spilling their guts to a vagina like fedoras, remember fellas never trust something that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't fucking die.

ow is for babies, you can't be good or bad at a hero since the game literally plays itself, especially hero like mercy, dva, soldier, symmetra

Actually they bleed for like 8 days or some shit or more

Dufferin station. How bout you?

epic dude, you should say that in class tomorrow

battletag?

grrrrrrrrrrrrrl gamrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

He's right though.

Oh shit that's specific. I ain't going to get too specific hombre but we're somewhat close if memory serves me right. Do you like our city?I despise it. Also apparently we have the worst dating scene in all of North America woman-wise. Vancouver is my dream city

trynna kik tho?

Permanent virgin detected.

Yea Toronto is fucking anti social when it comes to dating. No one wants to talk to me eachother.

I don't talk shit but I would totally appreciate more transparency. inb4 close highschool friend asked 2/3 friends (not me) to be bridemaids. No explanation.

Yeah! I am really excited to learn her and start pulling my weight in terms of healz. I tried mercy because pretty skins but way too squishy. Plus I find moira a difficult counter to dva so maybe if I learn her, I can overcome her.

thanks bud.

tell that to korea my guy.

I'm close. Not fully downtown because of the market right now.

I made my name before I knew about gaming so it's my real full name.

trust me, unless you have infinite money vancouver isn't for you. especially if you're a man paying for dates. But yes, the dating scene here is trash.

yeah, I agree, but he's also a faggot

I am dissapointed in your roasting /b but the sauske drawing was good. 6/10

OP thanks for 1 fuck but not 2.

You're fat.

ok mr garrison

Meant to continue typing lol. But yea I love Toronto. Great food, a lot to do, and generally safe and lively, which I like.

hurr durr i play overwatch and have autism duhhhhhhhhhh

Fuck off stupid bitch nobody asked you.

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>my guy

Checking trips

I'm trying to leave this place, many of my classmates and friends are too. Food is good I agree, not sure about a lot to do. How are the girls going for you?

>AMA

When you're in your bed, do you occasionally get horny and think about guys then watch some porn? What is your opinion on dick?

Pack it up bois, femanon must of passed out after doing a schlicky to my dicky

its because its all asians

cringe.

faggot

Nah it's mixed. Vancouver is like all asians and white people but I prefer it to Toronto

Close to Dufferin? Cool cool. Yea I share an apartment with a roommate, prices are fucking insane. I have to work early tomorrow, but I can't sleep, because it's so damn warm in my house. People upstairs have the heat maxed out.

Takes one to know one

PROTIP MY BOI:

The answer is yes, but for my dick, not yours ;)

>No it's mixed.
>it's mixed.
>mixed.

korea, a region that was never good at ANY fps, or any other fps still, currently is top of an fps that takes literally no actual talent? weird!

i wonder why almost all the quake players left for quake champions and why most talk shit about it constantly (especially rapha and cooller)

Why are so many women such two faced cunts?

no u

It's in their nature. You can't blame them though, they don't know any better

does your dick touch the toilet bowl when you take a shit?

Because they're just dumb women.

Nuh uh! (You)!

dva can eat moiras orbs tho

If thats really you, and you are really doing this, HAHAHA YOURE A PATHETIC FAGGOT WTF

It's because guys are programmed to want to fuck women. It makes having actual friendships with them harder.

ok.

yeah.
dickpinions: uncut>cut girth>length

yeah really close to dufferin, I'm on one of the major midtown E/W streets. Locked into 1k rent 4 years ago and it hasn't gone up so I'm not leaving.
I can't sleep either.

I don't fucking know. I honestly think it's a social thing.

I play super aggressive so I usually get caught in her beam and get fucked.

If you have average looks and double D''s, the problem is obviously you. If 2/3rd of your friends didn't make you a bridesmaid, maybe you're self centered because that's normal.

Men do talk shit behind one another's back. I know plenty of them.

How do you know, she might like my dick better. Alot of girls prefer my dick over other trashy dicks they've had like yours

I find it humorous. He doesn't know its a novelty to have a huge pipe. The vast majority of women would blow it til kingdom cum but won't be able to bottom out via vagoo.

So since the ass can take a longer piece, he prob just fucks dudes

Yeah but thats more kind of teasing. they dont do it in the way women do then act like theyre best friends

Put that fucking thing away. It's disgusting. You're disgusting.

what is your plan to stop being lonely? And we all know Cred Forums isnt a real plan

I'm going to guess you're on either Bloor, college, Dundas, DuPont or St Clair. I'm on dupont.

Well hopefully you don't need to be up early like me. Any plans for tomorrow user.

Nice cope bois ;)

I hang it over the rim

>yeah.
>dickpinions: uncut>cut girth>length

Oh thats cool. I have always been uncut, and i always felt like i was weird for not being circumcised. But then i heard it actually gives women more pleasure and besides i like having it, even if some girls laugh and think its weird to have a foreskin.

Ha! You piss the floor every time you shit! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

you got big tits. come cam
> icanhaz(DELETETHIS)chat. com/tog

Who cares. If youre such a player and not a loser who gets none, why the fuck are you even here. And don't say "to make you fags mad" or something because thats not an excuse nor does anyone care

also, when you pee standing up do you take your balls out? or leave them tucked in your pants

wat?
nobody takes their balls out to pee standing up.

>Need to loose a few.
Plz don't . I think most women need to gain a few.

How do i pick up a shy chick?

I do, I enjoy the breeze

not in this day and age, the majority of the population is overweight or obese, pretty much everyone needs to lose a few

I'm off to get my beauty sleep. Goodnight fellow Torontonians and hopefully that guy I made laugh earlier with the '20s cartoon low budget movie idea is still here. Rest easy

Has anybody even asked you your age yet? curios.

Like this. Keep your back straight so you dont hurt it.

>asking a woman for advice on how to pick up women expecting her reply to work

do you also pull your pants down around your ankles when you piss?
come on dude, grow up

>calling yourself femanon

OP is just a fat cut that's well reserved. Probably a bitch too.

no this is hidden genius
just do the exact opposite of her advice

I'll be honest with you I did actually try that once and it did work

Ok no but for real now getting my beauty sleep. Rest easy everyone, great chat. Keep your chins up and keep it up

This. Women hate each other more than anything so they wouldn't help you even if they could

Yeah but i like chubby girls. Not talking about fat that is just fat and doesn't go into a girls figure or whatever. Also chubby sex is the best sex theres nothing better. Skinny girls are good but they dont always cut it, and its not the same.

I'll be your gal pal :3 I have one friend that's a girl but I feel like she doesn't value me as much as I do her

keep my wee wee up

and not just that, most women dont know what they want, let alone what other women want, your best advice on picking up girls comes from PUAs.

oBese
B fucking
Whore

Sleep long and hard. Porky

wow, you really are a faggot

what kind of music do you like?

Oh. Shes fat

do you live near fresno ca?

Feels like I've known you femanon. It's weird

>stairs are my worst fear now

>I don't fucking know. I honestly think it's a social thing.
I wish things were different.
Seems like every time I make friends with a girl it goes fine for a few months, and then suddenly they ghost me with no explanation. Or they meet some new guy and tell me all excitedly about him, and then slowly stop having time to hang out. Or they were only hanging out with me because I listened to their problems and cared, and as soon as they could get that elsewhere I may as well be a stranger.
It's a pain, so I don't even bother trying anymore.

TL;DR I'm a whiny baby

Wot? ?

You don't know what obese is you scrawny fag

Found the american.

It's the hipster paradox. Try to look like a lumber Jack but never done a hard days work before to get that built in manly roughness.

Aussie. dickhead.

>they ghost me
have you tried mentionning it or tried to become someone more interesting?

by crikey a dingo ate my baby
throw another shrimp on the barbie mate

Oh, anythingforviews. Lay off the burgers m8

Prawn cunt. It's a fucking prawn you god-forsaken septic tank.

>have you tried mentionning it or tried to become someone more interesting?
Mentioning it got ignored.
Nah, I figured if I was that boring they wouldn't have hung out with me to begin with.

Snagger on the barbie*

And less pillows she has to use when killing you.

ive seen some shit on this site but this is by far the most autistic. posting pics of some other dudes dick and acting like you are some kind of alpha. kys fagget