Why the FUCK aren't you stroking your dick to nicki right now user?

why the FUCK aren't you stroking your dick to nicki right now user?

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I have erectile dysfunction

im sorry for your loss

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Cause her ass is unbelievably fake to the point were it’s no longer realistic or appealing. Don’t know why celebrities go overboard with surgery like that like Kim K. I like big asses and all but I don’t like them unnatural looking, completely destroys any appeal to them

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i'd die

I'm pumping my dick to her. I'd fuck with her and let her suck my pengis while I fistimg her pussy hole.

IDK about everyone else but when im really high on coke i cant get hard for very long
feelsbadman

Fake ass 0/10

yeah same comrade thanks for the bump, there's hardly ever any love for /nicki/ anymore :(

i've never done coke RIP. Slather some all over your dick that'll probably do the trick.

because she's a filthy nigger

Ok. She is sexy. Having said that she is too plastic for my liking. She isn't unattractive. I am just not attracted to her.

Cause that'd be beastiality

coke dick is the worst especially since it makes you so horny too.

usually just make a nigger rigged cock ring so i can finish

If i stuck my penis in her i can never get out of her

Look dis.costume. nice.

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edging for hours is great tho why not just do some coke and go to town

doesn't sound like the worst problem i've ever heard

everything she's ever worn is amazing. but yeah i'd nut instantly

when you look at her ass, you aren't seeing a real ass. she has butt cheek implants. yes, a doctor cut open both of her butt cheeks, and then stuff a bag of liquid under her skin and sowed it shut. thats why her ass looks so big, because of the bags of liquid under her skin. thats gross as fuck

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fucking delicious

i need ya glorious lurkers to exist

im doing nofap and i think my dick is broken. i cant get it up

I the erectile dysfunction guy Does a nigger rigged cock ring really work? I might have to look into this Im not even old and I cant get fully hard just like half hard, and I get really soft and floppy right away if I stop stroking.

grüß dich pr0ler

Cause non-plastic women still exist

regardless im not doing anything but fucking my fist

Because she's ugly, and I exclusively like tiny and cute asses.

Pic related.

I hear you.

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Because I need that ass bare

Her butt is not big enough.

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I'd fuck the shit out of her. Unfortunately, I'd need a 14 inch cock to penetrate all that ass, but I would still love to try.

Because she's fake and gross.

im sure she's used to valiant efforts

too much exposure makes her repulsive

I asked a girlfriend I had once why black womens' asses are so big. I thought she'd know since she had so many black friends.

She told me, "It's because black guys constantly want to fuck them in the asshole. So they grow a big butt as sort of a defense to keep them from taking too much dick in their ass (which hurts obviously).

Can anyone confirm?

Sounds legit.

Funny thing is she also denies her having surgery. A blind man can tell you her ass is fake, it’s retarded that she would do that to herself.

she ugly

Everybody needs salsa

Honestly? Because I have already set up a sex session for tomorrow.

Why would I do that?

She is fucking ridiculous looking.

Another worthless whore who can only shake her ass to attempt to make up for a complete lack of musical talent.

And she is annoying as fucking hell too.

Yes please

Yeah, that's what I thought.

Another question. How the FUCK to they get their asses so big and smooth without it being chunky?

I researched a Popular Science article on the subject (seriously, there is one) and they state there is NO way to get rid of the chunks (even dermatologist with injections/lasers can't do it). The only thing you can do is build massive amount of muscle to eat away at the fat.

So is Nicki's ass like Spiderman's Kingpin? Where it looks like it's fat, but it's just massive amounts of muscle. Because if so, holy shit, that's scary. She could pinch your dick off if you tried to go anal on her.

Sorry, not into black chicks.

It's not skin color or body shape, I can't stand the attitude.

stop beating off thats wats causing it

thats not how 9/10 buttimplants work. the ones you see mostly are where fat is transfered from another part of the body to the butt.

youre probably gay then, or an autist neckbeard, theyre always going for asians where being white is such a huge bonus it counteracts all the things that girls typically reject you for

Ive tried that. Does not work. I came a nice big ropey bucket load but my cock was still half hard and the chick had to finger my asshole to get me to cum at all.

Are you for real or just retarded?

Black girls have big asses becuase of genetics you absolute fuckwit. My girlfriend is black and her ass is big, because of genes. Jesus christ, i dont even know what to say with some of you

i wish nikki minaj's music didnt make me uncomfortable, and fill me with foreboding

i wear genes all the time and my ass doesnt look any bigger

white girls typically get tons of cellulite but black girls dont get cellulite in the same sense. Typically theyll get tiger stripes. Black skin is more resiliant so thats why it doesnt have cellulite.

sorry i shouldve been clear, stop watching porn. stop all together.

Dude you know I am
Nice trips btw

Because OP is a Satanic faggot

But user, I'm not white.

>Implying if the girl in your porn vid was this thick youd just be like "na, pass"

cause if i wanted to fuck that much plastic i'd just go buy a sex doll

Moar

Because she is so fucking annoying and i borderline hate her

Not that user, but yeah: I would pass.