This fucking thread again: ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything

Meh, sex is overrated. Still glad that I did it though. Probably won't again. Nice doubles, by the way.

there are no meaningful human relationships, I've been in ongoing friends with benefits kind of deals and women have still asked for money.

Find a good brothel, preferably asian and they take good care of you

Well, damn.

maybe because youve been going in friends with benefits deals, youve not had good relationships

keep it up!
you will have your wizard powers in some more years

I thought you were supposed to get them at 30.

you're sad. there are vibes and if you haven't felt them, you might be some sad example of bad genetic mix. i think that happens to a lot of western european whiteys because they're middle-eastern. they WANT it, but they can't really feel the vibe; it's all selfish and internal.

sad, really, because that's so NOT master race, they shouldn't breed.

i'm a big forehead russian and get the vibe from blondes and i'm only sort of cute. it's just some channel that works.

i've wondered if it might be that you are also missing a soul connection to your own testicles... you have hormones that make you desire and drive you--also making you hairy and lose your hair due to advancing through the cycle too fast; it's the bald ones that try the hardest with no shame--but you have no balls to guide your true path towards proper breeding and that might be why you can't own bitches or feel their ultra sweet vibe with simple interaction.

just the way it is, if you find a good asian brothel, asian girls have got lovely skin, and tight butts, wouldn't trust white women brothels, I showed up to one once and left right away, the woman looked like she was middle aged, and had lost her looks,

Whats the absolute closest you ve ever been?

What would you honestly rate your appearance?

Bitches want money pure and simple. The guys I know who think they've "made it" and are married don't own their bitch, more like their bitch has their balls in a purse.

I'd rather be single, or have casual relationships, rather than anything serious thanks

They offer the girlfriend experience.

Anyways, I haven't had sex with my wife in 3 months, so I'm going to contact a prostitute this week. It's legal here, so there are plenty of options.

Unfortunately, I don't have any money to go to Asia atm.

Nothing beyond conversation.

OP here. Face 4/10 / Body 6/10.

Sex in itself is empty. Don't get lured into the trap that sex is everything. It might be dangerous because you'll think about sex like you do masturbation. They are very different things. Sex in order to "get off" is as fruitless as one of your many fap sessions. It never leads to anything and once you've cum the fun is over.

Sex should be fun, with a willing partner, and mutually pleasurable. That last part is key. When having sex you put your own immediate gratification on hold so that you can please your partner. Think of fapping as a sprint, and sex as a marathon.

Porn, instant gratification, and other things are not doing you any favors in life. They only serve to scratch an itch that is best left unscratched.

Sex is not something you get without giving back. Nobody is here to do you any favours or put a notch on your belt. Whether for the first or last time, it doesn't matter. What matters is if you are a good partner.

Think about sharing sex with someone, not getting it from someone.

0/10

all women are hookers, would you rather have a honest hooker or a delusion?

Damn these threads, damn them to hell.
Op has been 34 for 2 years now

have you seen black panther?

OP get your autism diagnosis

Post is legit, pay attention
Won't help with the whole losing your virginity thing, but will help you avoid feeling dead inside when you do lose it

OP here. Thanks for the good advice.

Nope, maybe that was another person. Actually turning 35 in March.

No. And I don't plan to.

bump

c'mon faggots.

I'll bite

>did you refrain form having girls or was unintentional?
>if so, how did it influence your capital?
>are you still living with mom and dad?
>do you miss the woman touch?

Man in his mid 20s here, I had my first experience kind of early and I wonder what would have been of me if I didn't

>>did you refrain form having girls or was unintentional?

Unintentional. Never had any success with girls.

>>if so, how did it influence your capital?

Poor as fuck.

>>are you still living with mom and dad?

No.

>>do you miss the woman touch?

Yes.

bump