Waifu thread

waifu thread

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Rem claimed

Was about to bake with rules and all too lmao

>Momiji
Ah, I hope you can rest well then. In the mean time, what are you working on?

>Birb
What movie are we watching?

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Hi Alice!

Reeeeeeem

LEARNING STUFF IT HELPS ME BECOME PURPLE HELLO

Dirty Dancing!

please don't be mad at me ;-;
hi

I'll try to make that tea. Thanks Birb.

How's your day so far?

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Anytime!
Any progression in anything as of late?

Claiming best girl.

Naps were good.

What
I don't... Okay. Good luck becoming purple!

I was confused for a second
I haven't heard of that film, but maybe I can enjoy it

Good morning, Saya.. I'm making breakfast and tea right now.

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..Actually still tired.

Hai Suzune. What you having for breakfast?
I'm here for a few min. Need to go soon.

You are nice. I like you. You are nice. Hello... Are you having a good day? This music is nice...

Dirty Dancing was one of the most iconic romance movies of the US. I can understand if you don't live here, but it was insanely popular

Comrade Saya!! Hi!

Hi Vali~!

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Aw, you're quite nice as well.
Hey. I'm having a nice early morning aaaaand I'm falling asleep sorry for leaving suddenly.
See ya soon

Romance? Probably why I never heard of it. I can specialize in films of any genre but romance

Hello dear Jun! Posting cute pics like always, I see.
How ya doing today?

pretty normal i guess, feeling kinda tired
any plans for today?
not really, no
you?
naps are indeed good

put my name in pls

Ehh confused why Rem is ignoring me, aside from that I'm fine.

Salad, scrambled eggs, and tea.

I have classes in the morning, that's why I got up so early.

Hello.

I see what you are doing. Thank you. It isn't you though. I'll give you the satisfaction of saying it worked. Goodnight... Rain...

And I'm off.

Hai Vali.

They are!

Hai Junko! It might be evening before I'm back here, depending on how tired I am when I actually get back. I decided on character though, Es! She's pretty fun keepaway character.

That sounds good! Needs more meat though!

What's up?

ah, makes sense. hope those go great!
bye, hope your day is good

'morning Saya. And see ya later, I guess.

Thanks. Did you get dinner yet?

just had a sandwich, i guess that's my dinner? or maybe it's my lunch, i don't know how much longer i'll be up for. it's my second meal so i guess it is lunch. i had chinese food for breakfast

Oeh neat! Hope ya do well

Ow sorry Vali, tagged the wrong post

The thread of the niggers

Takes one to know one

This one, huh...
How's your management studies going? I hope well.

What kind of sandwich? Are you still hungry?

The post of the beloved.

Ehh I don't have any classes on Mondays so, very good!

Lucky you!
What's the plan for today, then? More vidya?

roast beef and bread
i am still hungry, yea.. maybe i'll heat up a hot pocket. it's out of the box and just sitting in the freezer on it's own, so i don't know what flavor it is. i suppose it'll just have to be a mystery. i also have some pizza rolls though, which im very confident are pepperoni pizza rolls, as that's what the package says they are

Ehh work in the evening and probably studying and some other stuff in the afternoon

Mystery hot pocket sounds fun! Let me know how it goes.

Ah, I see. I hope your day goes well, then!

This is my $300 waifu; she's 3 feet tall. She serves me well without any of the hysteria et al attributable to female humans, like sudden drama my normally sweet but slightly crazy girlfriend unleashed on Valentine's Eve, prompting me to cancel plans with her and leave the city (my dick's still chafed from fucking her, so I'm in no need, but my $300 waifu will be waiting...).

>get one today

Hope so too, but what about you?

mystery hot pocket does sound fun, but pizza rolls sound appetizing too... i suppose i could maybe make both. eating hot pockets and pizza rolls together, there's some degree of heresy to that, isn't there?

I have classes until lunch break, after that I'll be free. Maybe I'll pass by the bank, as I should update some info...

Sounds like you'll get fat that way... Flip a coin, I call tails!

That's nice, hope it all goes well.... or some rich guy accidentally donates you a million~

That's... Very capitalistic of you, comrade...
Also, checked.

Just trying to relearn Osu

Not capitalistic dear comrade, more opportunistic dear comrade Vali! And wew... trips and dubs are dropping all over the palce for me recently.

I am tired and I need someone to snuggle with

hot pocket it is! i'll give you my guess on the flavor soon. i have no way of being completely sure of what it is, after all
ooh, fun. i always have trouble getting back into it so i never do

You need to get a "Check'em" Junko pic soon, then.

Neat!

Hmm that might be a good idea but... I doubt there is anything fitting. What is yours?

hmm, ham i think? i'm not too sure. it's alright though. ham and some cheese

Mine is this one It's not the greatest thing ever, but I like it anyway!

Sounds yummy.

Hmmm on a throne? Well, I got plenty of thsoe dear Vali!!

yummy enough that i finished it already

Welp, just found out I won't be getting my new gaming laptop until March 10th, and my toaster is soon to go out so idk what to do. I am going to sleep, goodnight thread

rip :(
goodnight

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Need slep.

That crown is kinda cute.

Don't worry, one month will go by fast!

Don't tell me you're still hungry...

i'm not!

voices get out of my head
give me a (You) me Sayori

Thanks! Same goes to your whole outfit

Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдeт мeня

Good.

The balloon too, right?

did you all ragequit namefagging

Oui, but the outfit is the best~

Shielder claimed ^^

awe man i wanted to ask you about your foot

Mashy boy!~ hey! Disc tomorrow? And any idea why Remmy boy is ignoring me?

I like talking on threads, gomen nasai

So disc tomorrow

i dont think im going to make one...

Sure sure, come on now mashy boy~ it's just disc

>rests my head on your lap
nuuuu

Come on Mashy boy. And its been a long time since ya been so ehh affectionate kek.

Chen died. Is in form of respect.

Did they neck?

Im trying to slep, mobile has no namesync.

>sleeping at 11:20
Yikes

pet me
and i want to make another discord but there are so many bad people here, i don't wanna do it

Its pm over here.

I know. You live in act you bogan

>bogan
Nah, thats down in Elizabeth.

We know you're a dirty abo
Dont need to hide it from me

But Im working tomorrow

Fine
>pats
And please Mashy boy, I promise I'll keep it to myself

Even abos have to work for the dole

No they dont, they just have to apply for jobs and show proof. Was considering it at one point.

I know. If you dont get a job after 6 months you have to work for the dole

Not here, and not for abos / torres strait. Here, have some ancient funnies.
megalomaniac.com/~andrew/funny/bloodcyber.html

Nah im pretty sure thats how it works with jobseekers
Many of my friends are on the same thing

Where do you work/what type of stuff?

Jobseekers a shit. Ill be cleaning and prepping a cafe for open, then working as a cook till God knows when.

>smiles warmly
you don't want to hurt me?

Just started/first day?

youtube.com/watch?v=nyC2ZzexEVk

Of course not mashy boy

First day is tomorrow, the place isnt even trading yet. My bro is pissed because all the stainless shit is like 2 weeks late.

She was killed.

Ah cool. Im like a few stages through a telstra telecomm traineeship app process

Ive also heard kitchen work is absolutely terrible
Pay alright?

i'm hungry

MODS

Bc you massive fag, add me on discord

This pay will be around 20 an hour. Kitchen work is generally shit, but when you have a good crew the days get fun. If you're good then its even faster. Get your Telstra certs, fuck off into public service or continue with networks. Some advice from friends who did that.

Which Mash is this?!

Then get some food mashy boy. I look forward to talking to ya on disc tomorrow

Im just in the position of "anything to sink tīme into is good enough for me"
Yeah, $20 seems pretty baseline if you're over 21.

Other than that, Im just applying to every factory job to no success because its so fun

Yeah. Get network and help desk experience through Telstra, fuck off to Unisys or Fujitsu for security clearance, then move to public service. 4-5 years, 80k a year easy. May just leave suddenly as I feel tired asf and phone is dying.

>bc
who?
and i deleted it yesterday
you promise not to post it here?
the only one, which flan are you?
i'm not making one. algjubhoeriu ire yuroutou shumi?

Well its a technician traineeship and you get cert 4 in IT and I think cert 3 in telecomms

I went for an interview on friday and other than that, there'd be a final council interview in march if successful
So just waiting out the week waiting to hear from them
I mean I have a IT degree and getting a job still seems difficult af.
I wouldnt mind to work at help desk but still no luck

Getting a job when I didnt need one was easy but difficult when I do

Are you the Ruby, Kashima, Mash, uhh, forgot the other waifus he heresied to, that person? Or the Lewd Mash?
And this is the Flan everyone heard about in drama, not the nice Flan.

K bye then Mashy boy. Awfully disappointing

that's sono

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I promise, mine is Re-L Mayer#4345
Flaffdre!

oof, its penis cupcake man, how u do.?

youtube.com/watch?v=vFlUMQkH8gY

>penis cupcake man

wat

I'm LewdMash
Are you Mana/Flan?
just call me mashy :c
ahh~ i'm not and i can answer for myself
that doesn't seem like a legit account
I will save it for when i make an account, I guess...

Ika you silly, it is a legit account!

I'll call you Mashy or whatever ya want when ya add me on disc dear Mashy boy

That gif is hot ouch. I can call you how I want to call you.

Mani*
He is a god character from a rougelike called Elona. God of Machines. Call him Mana one more time and ill.. ill... finish eating my ramen.

Phinaall!! I see you've been going around bothering people on discord all this time.. dont you have other things to do?

im scared to add people again, i get all crazy in private
please call me mashy?
can i has some ramen too? :c

Wow being nice is actually mentally taxing

Today is the day.

First, you dont have to act like an idiot and cute person with me.
Second, no you cant, this is my last pack, go buy your own.

I hear, poor rem was silly enough to get close to you. Well I have to go, add me or dont w/e

ritsu

i told him not to get too close
i'm not stable yet
i will add you when i make an account, i promise!
have a good day!

I've got you to bother

Only if disc Mashy boy

I dont know where you live so I cant say what brand.

I was just talking about you to my gf, interesting how you are still around.

I mean you really cant bother soneone who doesnt respond to you on discord huh?

do you want to get close to me too?

I live in Alaska

>Flandre acting like he is important and anyone knows him
>Wanting to be like Chen that much

Who ya talking about?

K sure, disc when?

>I was just talking about you to my gf
Why?

chen is dead
too soon

I dunno...

Cmon Mashy boy, disc when?

youtube.com/watch?v=yFJKlwiYhnU

Could've just said USA, Top Ramen it is.

Me. Soon. tm.

Because when she asked what I am doing, I said about to post on /waifu/, when she asked whats /waifu/, I dumped her with about a 100 pics from my drama folder, when she asked who the silly boy is, I said it was Ritsu/Elle in one of the discord screencaps. Done.

Chen is alive, I talked to him on the phone Saturday

>him
chen is a girl
chen is dead bro

>having a drama folder
Is just the internet. Stop caring so much.

We know him, something something CC Pete and leaked ERP.

I talked to her on Discord SATURDAY

He also looks like a twink.

>Ritsu/Elle
I believe you have me confused with someone else, I don't know who that is.

Maybe in a month... bye
Top Ramen is really good...
the black people keep taking all the chicken flavored one ;__;
I dont like maruchan cup noodles because it doesn't have flavor and i need to add salt... anyway bai!!

I remember Ritsu sperging out because of Togame joining the Discord. Holy shit that underage kid is pretty sad.
Fun thing he is o my 16

Pete is good, I rewatched Re:Zero not long ago, god I miss his wacky antics. Thank you for reminding me.

Laaaaame

Meet Flandre, the boy that cares about being seen as a sociopath just because he doesn't want to be considered boring.

When are we getting another Re:Zero season? One with more Felt and less Rem.
>I always buy all the chicken flavor from the store..
Shrimp noodles a best.

Do drama folders contain drama from their own creators?

No. That's just being insecure.

>This happened 2 years ago
Why would either party care? At least spout something new

>Get a trip
I have one, but I'm not home currently

What makes her a sociopath?

youtube.com/watch?v=sgdPlDG1-8k
This song is fucking cuteee!!

I am just waiting for Petra to show up in the second season. If you haven't read the LN or whatever, Petra is the orange haired little loli maid thing. She is very fucking cute and she becomes very important later in the story. I remember I think they showed her in the anime being dead af on the ground with her eyes gouged out, but that's it, we didn't get much Petra at all. But second season is definitely coming. Maybe not too soon, but its in the works probably. There is too much fucking LN to catch up with and its a lot of nice story, and the first season gave them so much cash they wouldn't dare waste the opportunity for second and maybe third and fourth season.

Also fuck your shrimp noodle, I buy that one only so I can save the flavor packs for later and boil the noodles themselves with a chicken cube. And use the flavor packs for eggs later or something, very tasty.

PHONEPOSTER REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Are you really a socipath?

nuh, just trolled ya all.

Oh...

If you have a drama folder with your drama it means you are just doing things because you want to be seen as a drama queen not because that's really you. Is sad

>Caring if others see you as a sociopath or not
kek

ye, very sorry, you can have a smooch tho!

ill have to stop ignoring you and give you a (you) just to correct you, its a drama folder because thats what its called "Drama Alert" and its simply memories from wefu and other communities i visit, i like to save cool things that happen, its that easy.

>Flandre getting a trip
No wonder Togame and The other Greek faggot quited Namefagging. They knew cancerous newfags will get the hold of it.

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>Excuse me, I'll have to stop ignoring you because what are you saying might affect my reputation and I fairly don't want that to happen because I want everyone to know how bad and evil I am
Imagine caring this much

Hello!!
I hope you all have a good day/night, I care about you a lot~
Any more advice on how to make a boy return my feelings?
Thank you in advance!
Okay, bye...!!

Hit them.

Show him your dick

Tell him you're someone that used to claim Togame and won arguments vs Chen on the internet :^)

Yes, Master.

Morning /waifu/

I just want to know if their is a sociopath here other than Sono/Mash.
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Flandre is not a sociopath. He is a guy that cares how other seen him and keeps reinforcing the idea he is a big evil sociopath every now and then when he notices he is becoming irrelevant. He is not a sociopath. He just try to acts like that, he is actually a really sad guy that didn't get enough attention from his parents.

JUST GET ATTENTION FROM YOUR PARENTS LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Maybe there is a way for him to realize we do care for him and we want to give him attention?

Whats the deal with homeless people
4HEad

Don't talk to me ever again if you don't know who the face of twitch is.

How many PerSonos™ do you have? It's hard to keep track...

Weebs
Disgust

okay :(

I just want to be tr-ansparent

Morning, cute.

There's always time to learn

I have been... UnFaItHfUl!!!!

So you guys are the type of people who spam weeb emotes on twitch
telling
D OMEGALUL C

Also semi relevant captcha

who is the face of twitch, then?

CUTE CHAT AYAYA Clap

This beautiful man right here

The twace of fich is

Add me on discord

I'd like to watch forsen more but he streams at like 2am aussie time
I also dont mind the memes

is he the norwegian guy?

He's our Swedish expert forsenE

He's pretty funny, he's one of the few that I watch pretty frequently.
Most of the memes that come out of his chat are the best ones that generate from twitch in general.

He's swedish

Why do you talk to such a person but won't add them on Discord?

oh right swedish, that's it
i watch one swedish streamer, but he's a lot less mainstream

Yeah. Ive "followed" forsen for years. Like 4 or so
He just streams when im always asleep

And I know a lot about twitch, memes and the culture altogether

You keep lying to people, I keep declining.
Reason above.

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