I just found it in my gf's room

Bentley Wood
Bentley Wood

I just found it in my gf's room. What should I do ?

Cameron Garcia
Cameron Garcia

Accept that you've lost

Josiah Phillips
Josiah Phillips

soak dong in chilli oil

Nathan Hall
Nathan Hall

put it in your ass, obviously

Jayden Williams
Jayden Williams

Establish dominance, use it yourself

Joshua Cook
Joshua Cook

ram it in your ass

Hudson Lee
Hudson Lee

Be a man and throw it out. When she gets home give her the sex that she never imagined in her wildest dreams then tell her to make you a sandwich

Nathan Barnes
Nathan Barnes

Use it to fuck her until shes panting like a dog then fuck her exhausted body into the ground

Tyler Scott
Tyler Scott

nothing you fucking beta, girls like toys, be happy about it, guys getting insecure because of their gf toy are idiots who dont understand sex and shehumans

Andrew Rodriguez
Andrew Rodriguez

Implying op can even get it up
Hey user, guess why she got the vibrator

Dylan Butler
Dylan Butler

slide that puppy into your shithole and hands-free ejac my nigga

Ian Davis
Ian Davis

Coat generously with Tabasco, then place back where you found it. Patiently wait for the outcome.

Easton Ward
Easton Ward

Putting it up your ass is best choice for multiple reasons.

One of which is it will fixed your gf an infection next time she uses it

Cameron Hernandez
Cameron Hernandez

Smell it, user.

Leo Sanchez
Leo Sanchez

use it, take pics and send em to her with the message " I've found love, goodbye bitch"

Kayden Martin
Kayden Martin

Obviously full of girlfriend less virgins.

Here’s advice from someone who is actually in a relationship. Put it back. Vibrators are a normal part of relationships. It’s like masturbating. It doesn’t matter if she gets full pleasure from you or not. It has nothing to do with it.

Although mess with it and she will probably break up with you.

Angel White
Angel White

be a man
Wield it as a sword this is your Destiny

Tyler Thompson
Tyler Thompson

Bait thread

Kevin Reyes
Kevin Reyes

Put her ass on the internet

Noah James
Noah James

ask her if she has toys. use it on her. you should've bought it for her.

Ian Rodriguez
Ian Rodriguez

You have been replaced.

Josiah Thompson
Josiah Thompson

Swallow it whole.

Jaxon Robinson
Jaxon Robinson

Put Tabasco on it, this will teach her not to have fun without you.

Nicholas Sanchez
Nicholas Sanchez

Vibrators are a normal part of relationships.

Man, this is why I love Cred Forums.
Reading the most stupid moronic things and have a good 10 minutes uninterruptible laugh.

Gavin Long
Gavin Long

ultimate proof your dick is meh.

tl,dr: chinkmade plastic is better than your meat

Aiden Evans
Aiden Evans

Get the fuck out of here, you stupid neckbeard virgin fuck. You wouldn't know what a relationship was if it sat on your small worthless cock.

Jaxson Rodriguez
Jaxson Rodriguez

It's not about insecurity but respect. If my Girl wants to have fun with a toy, fine but we should talk about it, if she buys one behind my back, i'd be angry for sure.

Jack Moore
Jack Moore

They are though

Hope you've never had a wank when you've had a gf then

Hudson Hughes
Hudson Hughes

Quit looking through her shit. If she wanted you to see this, she would have used it in front of you.

Aaron Reyes
Aaron Reyes

This is absolutely insecurity.

Justin Murphy
Justin Murphy

this

op is well on his way to becoming a cuck
her next toy will be black

Evan Gomez
Evan Gomez

For a start....
You are a stupid fuckwit.
Its never been used. The tie is still on the cable.
Stop being in insecure fucktard.
Stop searchin your gf room because your a beta fag

David Barnes
David Barnes

Holy shit a real life virgin. How does it feel to be the most neckbeard person on Cred Forums

If you think a vibrator is taboo then try stop jerking off

Connor Clark
Connor Clark

a real life virgin
on Cred Forums

Thomas Johnson
Thomas Johnson

Put it back

Jason Hernandez
Jason Hernandez

Grow up.

Jaxson Ward
Jaxson Ward

Write your name on it with a sharpie

Leo Hall
Leo Hall

this, just dont put much on it.. just a little (it will be enough)

Luis Ward
Luis Ward

And of course, post the pic.
Or it never happened.

Angel Cooper
Angel Cooper

What were you doing in your girlfriends panty drawer?

Jonathan Peterson
Jonathan Peterson

Put it back where it was
Be happy your gf has a sex drive and is into sex toys

Benjamin Foster
Benjamin Foster

I do believe the appropriate phrasing on this board would be "dildo in pooper" but I guess standards have slipped

David Bennett
David Bennett

So spaketh the slightly butthurt ultimate Cred Forums Chad

getting this butthurt even before reading a post
implying they would be OK if gf (if ever landing one) secretly prefers chinkaplastic over their wiener

Friendly reminder that if you buy a fleshlight you're a total loser (and even more loser if you actually had a gf, and even moar and moar loser if you bought without discussing it with her)

Anthony Baker
Anthony Baker

pooper
are you trying to appear like an oldfag?

currently its scientific name is brapper

Liam Gonzalez
Liam Gonzalez

unironically shove it up your ass so she gets a urinary tract infection when she uses it

Dominic Stewart
Dominic Stewart

turn it on before she gets home one day and just chill on the couch and ignore it til she addresses it

Jack Morris
Jack Morris

Use it

Angel Wilson
Angel Wilson

Set up video camera
Use it on yourself
Upload filth to pornhub
become famous... ish
post video here
profit?

Isaiah Murphy
Isaiah Murphy

You should do better

Kayden Collins
Kayden Collins

*shrugs* Suit your self, mr hero is missing out on a heap of fun. I bought my wife a nice vibe. Use it on her while having sex, watch each other masterbate sometimes, its great fun. Your loss.

Zachary Turner
Zachary Turner

burn it

Cooper Davis
Cooper Davis

use it

Chase Scott
Chase Scott

bought my wife a nice vibe

pic related

Christopher Ross
Christopher Ross

*gently eats ass*