Aliens

Aliens

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this is why we need WALLS!!!!

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anyone ever seen an alien?

Why do people act like it's weird that aliens would do that?

What data would they seek from it?

Why do you people believe that space aliens and flying saucers exist, do you any positive evidence of it, not anecdotal shit, but positive evidence that would hold up in a court of law.

Of course you don't, you never do. So we make fun of you weirdos.

Oh great you're probably another alien denier. If you actually keep up with reading about science and stuff humans have a lot of strange gut bacteria. It's not all the same from person to person either. Geographic location can also effect it.
shuddap

You're making the assertion, so prove your assertion. You folk never can and those that try to are always selling something and calling everyone else "deniers."

Always follow the money with these types.

What sort of proof do you want, brainlet. The fact is homo-sapiens are an alien species ourselves. All the creatures you see on Earth are fucking aliens. All the extinct fossils you see, were aliens.

You're like some brainlet flat earther that thinks very small. Do you have any idea how big the observable universe is? That's just a tiny fraction of it. There is no way yet of telling if our part of the galaxy is much older or younger than other parts, if you look at the tech advancements of humans in the last 100 or 200 years it's been astounding, other aliens that have been around perhaps much longer than humans could easily come up with some work arounds that defy conventional explanations about difficulties in reaching or contacting Earth. Considering how odd technology has developed so quickly here it'd be weirder if aliens were not involved than if they were.

So what your asserting is because we have bacteria in our intentines then it's because of space aliens?

That makes a lot of sense.
Do you get a lot of jobs with that kind of logic.

Arguing with weirdos has no point.
Enjoy your believes and your space aliens and your anal probes.

No I didn't assert that. I said it makes sense they'd stick things up peoples butts to try and get samples of gutt bacteria. Were you dropped onto your head recently?

Who is "they" precisely?

ayy lmao

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I believe a certain group of extremely wealthy and powerful individuals have made contact with other lifeforms.

I am not a conspiracy nut, it is just what my gut feeling tells me.

Yeah, you are a nut. Just admit it to yourself.

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The first step of healing is admitting that you need help.

ayyyyy

I may be a weirdo but I wouldn't enjoy an anal probe.
I just explained how there are a bunch of different alien species that are easily observable. It'd be rather rude to pin it all on the lizardmen or the greys when it could be a few of them working together, or just entirely different kinds of aliens species.

These humans are on to something with peanut butter on crotch and dogs.

Ok,
Got some help

Stop listening to Alex Jones and that shit. Read multiple news sources for yourself.

It's not space aliens or lizard people.
Us humans are pretty capable of being pretty fucked up.

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mah nigga

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What's your point?

This is why you'll be working mimimum wage jobs your entire life.

I don't listen to alex jones. The truth of the matter is I am in fact a space alien. I know you don't like to believe that sort of thing. I had to come to terms with it myself because I use to struggle with some of my psychic abilities when I was younger and figuring out that I'm a mutant extra terrestrial. Everyone else is too but not all mutations are the same.

Alien creature, captain obvious

My mom said I was special too.

You belong on /x they might believe your bullshit there.

> the matter is I am in fact a space alien.
pics and timestamp.

Here's what I think of space aliens and the faggots that believe in that shit.

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Josey Wales - spit compilation.

Show tits with a timestamp, we need some space alien sex0rs

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It's not just ur mum doin that, sport.
I wouldn't tell people about it if they'd believe me. Do you know how much that would complicate my life?

I believe that aliens do exist in the universe. They just might be some single cell organisms, but I do think it's possible. Now thinking grey dudes with flying saucers 100% exist is different.

i found an alien in my backyard but he was dead.
i brought him back to life with tools from the shed.
i made him my friend.

Closed all asylums. They live among us now.

aren't real.
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Make sure you don't tell folk that if it's for a DoD clearence. Believe in what you want I don't personally care, but you might as well believe in the Flintstones and shit. Until you have positive proof, then keep believes to yourself.

fhg

aren't they fabulous ?

They don't exist because i killed them all

I believe!

so do I, bro

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Want to see a real one?

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You're rather pathetic to choose to be ignorant. I suppose if you never had any latent extra sensory perception or were in denial about it would be quite an easy choice to make.

Why aren't you a billionaire, or is your ESP so limited? Can't you pick lotto numbers?

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He knew you were going to ask that.

ayy lmao

hahaha!

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It had not ever occurred to me to attempt to pick lotto numbers that way before.
Suppose I wouldn't anyway, as I said before these things just complicate relationships. I don't need people pretending to like me for money and start shit all the time.

Why not? Because you'll fail and look foolish?

Excuses excuses, that's all you space alien, ghost and ESP types have is excuses. In other words, you're full of shit, have you considered that?

love the way the dude you're talking to keeps his calm replies while you continue to chimp out in a passive-aggressive manner

Admitting that you're full of shit wont sell your books, excursions to find bigfoot, excursions to find ghosts and other beasties, discussion groups and cults and other shit and other shit.

Just admit that it's entertainment money for some people, but don't believe in your own bullshit.

And really don't try that shit here on /b. Try it on /x or /mlp, they love that shit.

I'm not passive-agressive, that guy is making assertions and for those assertions I want positive proof. He can't provide that so I called him out on it and he chimped out. That doesn't make me passive-aggressive, it make him a fucking 2018 version of a snake oil salesman aka a chump deserving to be spat upon.

Well, I guess you are Paul.
Enjoy our shithole.

What do you mean why not, I just never thought about doing that before. I use to not like money, I was stuck being exploited. I suppose I would avoid it since it just makes you a target.
Yes I have considered that.
I'm not selling anything. I use to dislike money until somewhat recently. I like to give people the impression I'm poorer than I am. They're more honest. It's not like I'm a know it all.
I don't care what people like. I care about what I like. I'm probably a little more selfish than I care to admit sometimes. I prefer people that are skeptics just to test the waters as I don't really talk about it often.

I see them all the time.
They are cat girls from another dimension.

The anus contains your memories.

Now here he calls out the poor boy routine.

AYY LMAO

Like Simone Simone and Nastassja Kinski?

Those are hollywoodland movies ya know.

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There are physical evidence such as implants in people's bodies that are not of this world after analysis from laboratories that abductees say it was implanted after an abduction. If you do your research there are tons of evidence out there. People just want to admit it or disclose it because it can have a profound impact on everything:religion, economies, psychology and many other fields. Once we get into the technologies the we beings possess, then all hell would break loose because it would undermine out entire fossil fuel based economy and society. Everything would be obsolete: no need for physical mode of transportation because technologies use in these crafts would surpass anything that we've created. We won't need to move objects physically across space. We can just bent space/time to get from point a to pint b. That fact alone would make hotels, lodges, roads, gas stations, cars, other modes of transportations and anything and everything that are connected with modes of transportation useless. Just think about it.

But guess what, we've already reversed engineered some of these technologies and are actually using them today. Yes we already are using anti gravity device to fly people. Too bad these projects are purposely hidden from everyone because of deep black status.

The Blues Brothers - Ghost riders in the sky
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So produce that so called evidence.

Writing tons of paragraphs does not equate to evidence.

When you get a little older lad and have to deal with reality then you'll have an understanding of reality v snake oil salesmen.

Marck 28 2012 i was in my back yard and saw something unexplainable. It sends a shiver up my spine because i cant explain it. 7 white lights come from nowhere to make a triangle. These white orbs hover for 10 to 20 seconds and then they all shot out in differenct directions at a speed that made them dissapear in less than a half second. I used to make fun of the sci fi fags.

Everyone and his cat and dog these days has a camera, so why no pictures? Oh let me guess, "they" blocked out the camera from operating.

Yeah right, that sounds legit.

MUSHROOMS ARE THE ALIENS YOU DUMBFUCKS.

You assume aliens have the same physical structure as as, physical fleshy creatures that fly UFO's and shit.

No. They propagate through entire star systems, piggybacking on other civilizations. The mushroom is what uplifts life forms, and as that life advances it carries that spore to other planets.

The fungus is merely a protrusion from it's mycelium network, which itself is a protrusion from a 4D cosmic entity that travels along dark matter nodes

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Riiight put that on a job application and let us here on /b know how far that gets you.

The roswell incident actually happened. In 2011, after over 50 years through a freedom of information act request, the fads disclose a memo stating a flying saucer were recovered and a few small. Return of approximately 3 feet in height were recovered at the site. Those beings were not human.

GREYS ARE MISINFORMATION CAMPAIGN. THIS IS WHY PSYCHEDELICS ARE ILLEGAL; THEY ALLOW YOU TO COMMUNICATE WITH THE ALIENS DIRECTLY MIND-TO-MIND.

The mushroom spoke to me, as it spoke to many thousands of others throughout history. Terrance McKennan, Manson, the beatles, Davinci, the Buddha, many great artists and politicians. Jesus, too. Salvador Dali was contacted too. pic related is proof of this.

It sounds crazy, BECAUSE THAT'S HOW THEY WANT YOU TO FEEL ABOUT IT.

If this gets out, everyone learns the secrets that keep the ones in power, in power.

You have the power to be the next Jesus, as well as any other person. These aliens, gods, are the up lifters of humanity. It is the age of enlightenment, for any who hear the call.

To be honest. I couldnt move. I just kept looking. 5 minutes later i was still looking. I wish i did tho. The amount of times ive been told im a liar hurts the reality of the situation. I dont know what i saw but it wasnt normal.

Ever watch the news? The recent bombshell that the Pentagon released of a UFO object making Manu version that defies the laws of physics? It was filmed aboard a navt fighter plane and recorded with radar evidence of the incident. It was revealed a few weeks or month ago. Look that up.

Misinformed involuntary shill

You know if someone wants to prove you wrong, then they're constantly doing it, get people joining in to do it. Otherwise they want you to tell them something very specific. Some people just don't want you to know things because it's a risk to them. It's just not worth the hassle it makes you a target. So yes I do roll out the po' boy routine quite often. I don't need crazies and predatory people coming at me over stuff so I really don't know why you expect I want to prove anything to you. I actually prefer if you don't believe, it's rather funny either way.

I believe you bro. Seriously. There are multiple eyewitness accounts of similar encounters of the first kind.

Are you a woman? Women "feel".
Men think.

This nigga knows

Ive been saying this for a while. I have a theory that AI sending spores to other planets. In the hopes of completing the network. Read up on the stoned ape theory. And watch Paul Staments

They wipe the memory of many who witness them.

I saw one too, low flying on a bus ride to quebec back in 2015. It was as big as the bus, about 100-200 ft in the air. No one remembers it. It hovered like a helicopter, but was jet propelled.

I swear I saw it, I know I did. But rationally I have to discard it as a dream, because no one else on the trip remembers

My species were supposed to meet you earthlings. However we had engine failure, and will have to postpone by 1000 years....Our Apologies.

>It hovered like a helicopter, but was jet propelled.

Then you're wrong and it was a dream. Physics don't allow for that.

Seriously, jet engines cannot work that way. Not just "don't." Can't.

One of my favorite movies OP.

I'm human.
I feel and I think.
I feel you're a faggot. The evidence also shows, that you are indeed a faggot.

YES. YOU UNDERSTAND!

Thank god. I've read up on both already, awesome reads. Paul staments is who red pilled me on this, after I had red about the stoned ape theory. Then I got really into it, and now I've started to take it seriously. When I first tripped balls, when "it" talked to me - I thought I was insane. But slowly, i've been coming around. Last time I tripped, "they" told me they we're sentient, that they observe reality through us.

They're getting high, on you. When ingested, they experience our reality through our lens and we get a glimpse of their mental process, as they basically take control of parts of our brain.

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A logical Earthling?.... How rare.

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It seemed to be jet propelled, but they were facing towards the ground and edited nothing that was obviously visible.

I don't claim to know the technology at work. I use the terms I know, not the terms that are accurate.

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Ever heard of a Harrier jet fighter?

Technically we do!

If you really believe men don't have feelings your lying to yourself. It's never good to lie to yourself, it distorts your perception of reality.

Do not exist

Prove it?

I didn't say that, you did. Read what I wrote and then rewrite your shit.

>Harrier jet fighter
...Huh. That actually explains a lot. That's pretty much what it looked like.

Anyways, I'm the mushroom guy. That was my only "ufo" encounter and as I assumed it was rationally explained.

Mushrooms tho. That's where the real aliens are at.

Prove you exist

You prove that they do exist, your assertion so the burden of proof is on you.

You said women feel, men think. Both usually do both.

Right, but I didn't say that it's mutually exclusive, did I write that's one or the other, no I didn't.

stop wasting your time on such pointless drivel.

Without a doubt, there is alien life out there somewhere in the cosmos.

The problem is our assumption that aliens have the same basic psychology as we do. They could be hundreds, if not thousands, of times smarter than we are and be capable of crossing interstellar distances in the blink of an eye ... but have no desire to make contact or say hello. Essentially, giant space autists.

Don't read into stuff that's not there. You might start believing in space aliens next.

You definitely implied if somebody "feels" then they're a women. Sorry if I missunderstood. What did you mean by your statement?

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Yeah yeah.

Yes, and they have big titties

Statistically extremely likely the exist somewhere. I sincerely doubt they've ever visited or ever will because faster than light travel is probably impossible.

VTOL?

But you're not a third stage guild navigator. The spice must flow.

It's not FTL, it's different.

Definitely simple life in our galaxy.
Definitely intelligent life in all of the universe.

If I were to study an animal I would perform a vivisection rather than insert something into random orifice.

This counts

Yeah, they come millions of light years to grab cows and sheep and have running lights, seems legit.

This guy counts too

Don't worry. They'll take one look at our leaders and run away.

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Ant this guys kinda

Compared to what it could have been?

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In space.

I fucked a Gray Ayy AMA.

Well the wolf and predator lobby, decided to blame aliens for PR reasons.

People with experience? How terrifying. You're right. Best to elect the crooked guy with no experience. He's less likely to properly fuck us over. Good WikiLeaks logic.

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A space sphere, we can still call it a wall though.

ur fuckin dumb m80

When your only defense is "at least it isn't the worst" your political system is fucked.

Seriously, America, get your shit together. I don't want to have to learn mandarin. Please.

I think he IS an alien.

Experience is knowing that shillary is full of shit and more fucked than anyone. Lookup Clinton Foundation and Unranium One or do facts somehow escape your little mind?

How come some of the most powerful alike s in fiction look like humans?

Give me an example of a political system that's not fucked?

I know the facts there. She was one check out of many. She didn't have the authority to authorize it by herself. It's a faulty claim.

Fanservice

It's easier than making something truly alien.

* Uranium One

You love making excuses for your anointed one that didn't win, when are you going to get out of your closet and stop crying like a bitch?

So we don't feel guilty for wanting to fuck them.

So, you agree it's fucked?

They don't. Read the puppet masters. In movies and TV it's because it's easier to show emotions we understand and empathize with on a human like face. Looking at movies such as the thing you'll get a different perspective though. Some of the most popular aliens are not depicted to look human at all.

I agree that you can't tell me one that's better.

That isn't an argument.

I wasn't in an argument or a debate, you asked a question and I answered it. Deal with it baby.

Don't forget Life

Don't be a mongrel. Read our Federalist Papers and our Constitution and tell me what's better?

Hello, you stupid. We are willing to provide evidence, but YOU HAVE NO LAW THAT GOVERNS EXTRA TERRESTRIAL FIRST CONTACT, so we can't come. You have to understand that everything exists. If you truely wished to see an extra terrestrial, you simply would already be able to see one, it is not hard for them to know you want and are willing and most importantly capable of making first contact without going into psychotic shock and zapping yourself out of existance. So just say the truth, you don't want to see extra terrestrials, cause it forces you to understand the entire universe, and that can be shocking if ur used for such a long time of depriving your self from all knowledge, understanding, etc. Everything has its time and place, and eventually people will be ready for open contact, here and there, and personal contact is a gradual and often intermediary thing. And no, we are not alien, we are relatable extra terrestrials and I know ur not stupid just saying that to get ur attention.

Excuses? She literally couldn't have authorized it by herself if she wanted to. She was one check in a system. You just will believe anything bad about her. There is plenty to not like, but you ran with the conspiracy theory. Sad

Now whenever that orange alien looking clown does anything you'll just point and go "well it could have been worse".

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Demons bro

They can't be any worse than humans.

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Did he eat some bad snow crab at a China buffet?

>mfw this trash gets screencapped and reposted
why am i still here

Crab at a chinese buffet? HA, that's 99.9% surimi.

Looks terrestrial to me

this was an awesome movie

The damnation of Faust.
It all ends in tears.

Must be hard to put it into a claw.

Check out "The Man On The Train" (2011)

is it good too?

Not as hard as you might think. It's actually pretty easy to shape surimi into whatever it needs to be.

I really think people who claim they were abducted by aliens and where anal probed were just drugged by their uncle billy bob and got cornholed while they we're nearly blacked out.

Aye. Just chill out some night and check it out. Thank me later.

Yup and they need to make excuses for enjoying the experience.

So they use a drill or something to fill it into an actual crab claw? Then attach it by tendons on the inside?

Drill is too expensive, they have millions of chinese laborers to do it by hand.

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Would you fuck an alien? I'd fuck an alien

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If she's cute I might consider it.

That's right up there with nigerian 419 schemes, advance fee fraud shit.

If I want some fake shit I'll go to Canal street in NYC. No reason to order from the UK.

Fuck, even Canal street is lame for that, I'd get a friend to send shit to me from some Pacific port city in the USA.

Would you fuck a reptile lizard alien grill?

Illegal Alien

Kek.

Does she have pussy scales tho?

Fuck yeah dude.

By your own logic I'm guessing you're a woman since you obviously didn't "think" out that statement. You goddamn rube.

You're the one bitching, bitch. And your stale arguments are stale and shit. Just like the entire republican party at this point. bunch of whiny bitch babies led by bitch baby in chief.

So you got right to the core there. You're still crying in your closet because your anointed one shillary didn't win. Get over it, SHE LOST. Now who's bitching? You are like a little baby who lost it's rattle.

Call the whaaambluance bitch!

good question

somewhere on Cred Forums theres another shill who could use your help defending joos

The Jews don't need defending by him. Plus no one is more pro Jew than Trump.

Maybe they're just checking for cancer, simple as that.

Coluld be, it could also be space aliens.

Do aliens exist? Probably. The universe is very big. Would aliens visit earth? Probably not. The universe is very big

You really think exra terrestrials wouldn't come to this place and shitpost on some obscure FBI honeypot forum?

Why do say probably? Even in easy early math you need two points to make something, and there's no second point.
I'm not saying there aren't
And I'm saying there are
Just don't get your believes of one or another get between you and facts.

There's no factual reason to think that there are space aliens and there's no reason to think that they're not space aliens. We just don't have facts either way.

This was marketing for a game called Cold Fear on the original Xbox.

I have factes

Provide them, I'm sure the world and peer review would love that.

If there is an alien species that had the technology to warp or travel light years to earth, they would also have the technology to observe us without travelling in person. Like drones, or the monoliths in the space odyssey series, tapping into our video/communication lines...basically not wasting their time to physically observe a lower species. If you think they come to help, that is in your head. If you think they come to probe your butt, that's a freudian fantasy in your head. In fact everything you think about aliens is in your head because your brain cannot comprehend the inner workings of a much higher intelligent species, because your brain is not of that intelligence. All that you wonder is in your mind, similar to the idea of God.

here's a factual ayy pic

Fixed that for you
" I have feces "

I say probably because there are so many galaxies and solar systems it would be hard to think life of some sort couldn't form on at least one other planet somewhere. Intelligent life? I don't know, but some kind of alien life

But that's not based on any facts. It's really not. People want to believe in this or that but that's not science. Don't let personal believes get in the way of actuals.

aliensss

Don't let your facts get in the way of personal beliefs. That's how "facts" are found in the first place

You say "probably" but what precisely is that probability based on?

What they took a picture of, I just quicky filtered it to look like the original

human logic. Our solar system has a life giving planet. There are approximately 100 billion galaxies in the observable universe, tens of billions of planets in each one. Seems like a high chance of at least one planet giving life somewhere

Nope, that's not science. And your hope for something to exist without any proof getting in the way of logic.

That's not taking into account the idea of parallel dimensions or infinite dimensions with probabilities changing in each one that alien life exists, or that you taking a slightly changed path in each dimension are not an alien yourself to your current life in this dimension

You've been watching too many hollywood movies young man.

oi

Proof of that is where?

R you a scientist lol

lol because I have a alien DNA come analyze it haha

They get paid to write bullshit, you know the PhD story, write or die, even if it's bullshit. I write for pay so I'm accountable for what I do. That's the difference between a professional and an academic.

ah an imbecile

Well, you aren't a scientist. Neither am I. Most scientists are not true scientists. You don't even understand higher sciences. You'd like to think you do because you went through school and someone told you how the world works, but you don't actually understand the workings of anything. Your mind, like all minds, wants to form a reality so you know your place in the world and don't go insane. Science is formed on theories and beliefs. No one of course has the ability to go about the universe looking for aliens. We don't have observable evidence yet. I'm not disagreeing with you about that. But, there is no reason to dismiss anything

no I need an analyst

No, I leave that to the academics like you.

Ditto, ending was fucked tho.

Quantum computers. You won't see proof of it for a while

I'll tell you how the world works baby.
Maybe you'll learn maybe not. Take it for what you will from someone who's done this shit longer than you have.

You're born, you take shit
You get out in the world, you take more shit
You climb a little higher, and take less shit
Then one day in the rarified atmosphere you've forgotten what shit smells like.
Welcome to the Layer Cake son.

you would know

wow was worth the read, i want to believe its all true.

Yeah I do. And what are you?

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i'm nobody

Yes.

If you want to find some aliens, look no farther than in the oceans.

That's a bleak look on life. Sounds like the thoughts of a man beaten up by the world and who has given up. The thoughts of a man who never had the potential to do anything in life but be a slave to higher powers

Since you think so highly of yourself, why not just kill yourself?

youtube.com/watch?v=dEUtCcqF35U

It's not bleak, it's not one thing or the other, it's real.

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That's so posed, none of them would harm that chick.

Paul?

Which is bleak. You're a man that lives in the present and past. Only what has occurred and is occurring is your reality. When the impossible happens you change your mind. Which is fine, that's how most people live. But you see, the future is built by men with vision, ideas, theories, beliefs, to bring all of mankind into their reality. There life does not end day to day. Yours does. You won't ever be a man who created anything. That's why it's a bleak outlook on life

She's a Jew.

And you're a faggot that's wrong and presumes too much. Who are you to presume anything about me? Seems to me that you're a cunt.

So?

sure thing tin foil tard

Siouxsie and the Banshees - Happy House - Live 1981
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Bunch of rednecks wouldn't hurt a Jew?

Get a job and talk to me later.

Who do you define as "rednecks?"

If they exist they're likely too far away to ever make contact with us.

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I'm not presuming. I'm observing. Psychology is not complex. You're proving my observation more and more as you type

>Psychology is not complex.

Ever read Szasz?

Not Jewish. Believe it or not

Doesn't matter to me.

Gay!

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Siouxsie & The Banshees w/Robert Smith Melt!

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Bauhaus - Bela Lugosi's Dead (Original)

>fuck off space niggers

That was a movie I think, space niggers

Yeah Gayniggers from outer space
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says the guy that doesn't believe in basic statistics, you gotta job sure, hiding in your basement fulltime

hahahah, that's it.

I know this is Cred Forums greatest source of fiction in history, but this is true shit right here

>be me
>toddler
>crib is next to the window
>I wake up seemingly for nothing
>I have this urge to look out my window
>pull the blinds aside
>THERE'S LIKE 3 OR 4 FLYING FUCKING SAUCERS
>just like the movies, rotating, glowing green from the bottom, that classic "hover" sound
>I freak the fuck out
>look down between the houses
end
>always chalk it up as one of those weird ass photorealistic dreams I must've had from TV or something
>until
>years later, I'm probably 16, 17 at the time
>my brother says "hey did I ever tell you about the time you saw aliens?"
>WHAT.gif
>He explains the whole memory back to me

>I ran to him and my mom and described the whole thing the next morning
>he says, "you scared the fuck out of us. you were isolated from everything at the time, you hadn't even seen TV yet, and you described aliens and flying saucers to a tee when you were barely even able to talk yet."

Though many years of my life have been a blacked out blur, that group of saucers outside my window is completely burned into my memory.

Yeah, right.

And you believe in space aliens and lizard people. Good times.

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If it happened all those times as you claim, how come you never got some pictures of it?

You motherfuckers clearly never heard of the Fermi Paradox

youtube.com/watch?v=sNhhvQGsMEc

Let me guess, "the men in black" confiscated the pictures from you? Yeah legit.

Cause he was a babby

>>happen once
>>was a toddler
>bruh how did you not get pictures
wat

what the fuck is going on in this thread chain

You shall kiss the gunners daugher for your transgression.

I'll kiss my bottle of rum

FUCK YOU

You'll kiss some niggers big fat bum!

try again tard
it's not about belief it's about statistics and no, lizard people don't exist it's highly unlikely there is a planet that had the same evolutionary line as earth imbecile

are you an angry FBI man?
You sound like an angry FBI man.

Getting all butthurt because someone said the magic word
>pic related

I really can't imagine anyone other than a government worker getting so personally offended over some stupid story. Like you have some personal connection that you just HAVE to deny aliens and it just gets under your fucking skin that people are talking about it.

The life I've lived, I KNOW they're fucking real. Your propaganda machine can't last forever. I know about Majestic 12, Nightmare Hall, Montauk, MK Ultra, I know about the Trantelloids, the Grey's, the Aryans, Ununpentium, Flash Guns and I know all that shit is just the tip of the iceberg you're sending the world towards just like you did to the Titanic to start the Federal Reserve System.

lol

>gensmokyo
You mean Gensokyo?

aliens will never land in the united states because unlike wetback mexicunts aliens actually obey immigration laws

This is Cred Forums city and you're in the back alleys, kid.

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Quite the opposite. I think it's funny that so many people are so fucking stupid. It's pathetic and hilarious at the same time.

yup

Thanks, that's pretty good.

youtube.com/watch?v=3mTkB4-I9lk

Wow, you're superior to Cred Forums, the land of nameless retards and autism

What an achievement

Good for you

>to look around with tongue still in anus

kek

Great picture there, so you define yourself by late night so called comics?

Define a good comedy

John Valby

There are so many and they aren't tv shills with commercials every 3 to 5 minutes.
In no order...
Andrew "Dice" Clay
Eddie Murphy

Had to get a couple in in before the thread ended but there are tons.