Hey Cred Forums,

Jace Price
Jace Price

Hey Cred Forums,

I frequently masturbate to my sister's panties
Now she is pregnant and claims to be a virgin
Is she lying?
Or did I lannister her?

Isaac Campbell
Isaac Campbell

you'll find out when they do the routine blood and dna tests. Your parents will be proud

Elijah Foster
Elijah Foster

i hope you die fucking bastard

Mason Gomez
Mason Gomez

Best thing is, nobody will believe that he fapped with her panties. They'll believe he raped her, maybe rendered her unconscious or something. Prepare your anus, OP.

Lincoln Foster
Lincoln Foster

your weak seed is even capable of reproducing
your sister found a real man who put his benis inside her

which is more likely

Thomas Howard
Thomas Howard

pretty much this. better start punching her belly and "accidentally" tripping her down stairs. Or put sprigs of parsley in her panties so she induces a miscarriage naturally. You'll figure it out

Daniel Thompson
Daniel Thompson


"... Now she is pregnant and claims to be a virgin ..." ;

Hallelujah, the Lord be praised - it's a blessed miracle.

Blame the Holy Spirit.

Luke Perez
Luke Perez

Yes, everyone knows that when a child is born, they routinely DNA test all siblings of the mother

Are you fucking trolling?

Jordan Ramirez
Jordan Ramirez

This is absolutely GENIOUS. She will give birth to black jesus christ!

Kevin Sanders
Kevin Sanders

This was my exact first thought, kek
Can't go wrong

Charles Evans
Charles Evans

lol. the fetus gets tested for a number of routine genetic defects etc as a matter of course. That includes detailed dna showing parentage as part of the genetic and blood profile. You're clearly a product of the amerifat educational system if you were unaware of this.

Jeremiah Miller
Jeremiah Miller

Medfag here.

Scientifically speaking, you're doomed.

Semen not only is effective to up 2-5 days after ejaculation; it can easily find its way with a small amount of moisture (google for motility).

TL;DR: you knocked her up and DNA will confirm it. Be ready for child support, daddy. And no, don't even think to murder your illegitimate son. Next time don't fall for Cred Forums memes like the "Hurr Durr Masterbate to Sis Panties".

Brody Johnson
Brody Johnson

Unless they already have his dna on record, how would they even be able to identify it as his?

Nathaniel Wilson
Nathaniel Wilson

Imagine some medic staff wtf'ing over results "OMG why does baby's DNA appear identical to his family's?"

Also: congrats, OP! You became a father by masturbation. Wikipedia's Motility page will explain how you scored a baby without having actual sex (what a moron).

Aaron Sanchez
Aaron Sanchez

Just gonna leave this here

Adam Allen
Adam Allen

Is your sister called Maria?
No man, I'll just give it to you straight away; your sister had a BIG BLACK THROBBING COCK in her vagina.
Your cum didnt do shit except for being disgusting like the degenerate faggot you AND your sister are

Isaac Bailey
Isaac Bailey

Then what if the baby resembles her brother instead of a black chimp?

Sebastian Hall
Sebastian Hall

Lets just agree that whatever comes out of it, it has to be neutered fast before it can reproduce

Caleb Reed
Caleb Reed

But jesus was black o_O

Jonathan Robinson
Jonathan Robinson

Unless she put them on IMMEDIATELY after you jizzed in them, you didn't get her knocked up.

How long do you fuckers think sperm survive outside the body?

Oliver Gomez
Oliver Gomez

neutered

Ameritard spotted.
Instead of neutering unemployment, gangsters, pollution, immigration, etc, wants to murder white babies.
Good Goy!

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