What would you do with the deathnote?

What would you do with the deathnote?

take care of Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton

> Hilary Clinton
> dies of anal trauma in public

Muhammed*

Mohammed*

*Abu*

*bin*

1) Find out if pages may be added
2) Find out if texts may be written with a machine
3) Find out what's the smallest size that still works
4) Find out what happens if a name is erazed from the book
And once i've got a good grasp on the engine of the book calculate how many names i can write down.
Then I'd need a target, but I'm sure I'd come up with one.

Write down own name with cause "old age".
Go nuts because now invincible.

>load up entire Death Note OST
>buy 15 Zebra Fine Tip Ballpoint pens
>warm up hand
>stretch hand
>look up wikipedia article on known Jewish Americans
>look up separate article on known 1%ers
>fill up one page every day
>Cleanse the entire universe of the filth whose sole purpose is material vanity

Tl;dr use the book

You don't have some maniacal plan. You literally just longwindedly said you would use it.

I really really hope you didn't spend time on that shit.

Nope. It isn't fool proof. You are discounting time paradoxes or him just putting you into a coma until you're old and then you die. The death note isn't intended to grant the user immortality. Be smart. Don't try outsmart a God.

Best case scenario; it doesn't do anything
worst case; you die in a few seconds
If you learned anything about the notebook you'd have known that deaths that can't be physically possible just end up killed the normal way

Write the following all over the Death Note:

NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS

>3) Find out what's the smallest size that still works

five inch

All niggers, the entire 1%, every muslim and every jew.

Welcome to heaven.

Find out the names of Muslims in Muslimania, Chinese in Chink land, Africans in ooga booga click click tock and Jews in jewland who are at appropriately spaced intervals around their respective shitholes. I'm sure I'd think of other races that were literally scum not 200 years ago living in loin cloths and shit making sacrifices to monkey gods and shit but now demanding equal rights like motherfucker I wish we'd left you in the fucking jungle or did a better job wiping your asses out. But I digress.

Find them and write their names down and the cause of their death as "by being in the blast radius of a powerful nuclear device". Oh and definitely pajeets and pakis. Then enjoy wiping these shit hole races of the face of the Earth for only the cost of a few pages.

THEN go to work analysing the emerging white world and see where all the sjws and left over scum congregate. Then wipe them out with some sort of natural disaster like a tornado or earthquake and specify "they are one of ten thousand casualties of this disaster". This way the damage done won't stop the land from being appropriately re-appropriated.

Then enjoy living in the world all white people who aren't ignorant cucks know needs to exist to ensure white survival.

Yes it's racist. But so are all the races trying to cuck us with the race card. So idgaff.

Rise to power. Strategically write names that only benefit me and my progress. Become very powerful and then begin the cleansing of the world. Basically what Light did. He

Jesus dude you gave this an unhealthy amount of thought

He what?

Play it alongside the brown note and watch everyone shit themselves to death.

kill trump because i hate fascists

you ARE MY HERO

in deathnote canon there is a heaven and hell, so its an easy one, don't use it, become a god in the afterlife, live for eternity

Lel

This is the correct answer.

Using the death note would be fucking stupid.
If you use it you get sent to neither heaven or hell.
You get sent a place of nothing-ness.
That's fucking scary.
Burn the deathnote.
Be a good person.
Go to heaven.

...

>kills the gods

Got rid of negroes and muslims.

how can it be scary if its nothing, nothing is neutral

>prefers hell to nothingness
>believes in hell and heaven at all

Have you ever been bored?
Multiply that by 100.

If the rules of the death note apply heaven and hell exist.

Madness wil come after some time, at that point there will be no 'me', only demented shell. So why should i care?

Allright, for the sake of the thread.
then
not possible since rules clearly stat 'any human whose name shall be written in this book will die'. So, no gods.

easy, be Chaotic good about it, get drunk on power and become lawful evil

>Zebra
Ma man! F-301?

Facism is onthe left side of the political spectrum.
Facism is an ideology based on national socialism. Socilaism is on the right and authoritarian is at the top of the political compass.
If you hate “facists” in modern times then that means there is an incredibly
High chances you actually are one and was simply mislead to believe right wing politics is facism because you are small minded and follow the medias political agenda.

Socilaism is on the left*
My bad

>Santa Claus
>No more presents on earth
>Laugh maniacally

i fucking hate that show, its cringy

So, here's what Light should have done.
research all the worlds criminal's sexual partners,
write down their names in the death note saying that they have to give out as much information on the criminal as possible before they go
cause of death always something sexual in nature with the person

get the criminals punished and taken by proxy