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Wanna hang out later?

Just send your tits and stop wasting time

I had a win with:
I've secretly had a crush on your mom for years. Will you please give me her number so I can send her dickpics?

Only thing I like more than him is you and it's coincidentally what Hitler created, Ash.

rolling for this

Rerolling for this.

This one had a win

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can i see your whispering eye

Do it.

bitch you're hotter than a jew in a furnace

Nigger

Roll for this

How about you let me suck on your balloon knot

Nudes asap bitch I'm horny as fuck

Win wins again.

shitty win

nice

This is fun

roll for this. let's try to be real doodes

This is perfect.

Pure shitposting is an art

Show asshole or ill shoot up a elementary school.

Jew ash... What are you made of ?

>I've secretly had a crush on your mom for years. Will you please give me her number so I can send her dickpics?
K

SHIET

ROLL

Fuck! Games over. Susan's fucking PISSED! She just checked my phone and is not happy with you flirting with me. Sorry, she just gets so mad. If you see her tomorrow, just fucking bail, she wants to scratch your eyes.

If I helicopter swing my dick around anti-clockwise will my sphincter unscrew and my asshole fall out ?

dont get jealous. ill let you call me daddy

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Let me take a peek at your pissflaps so I can have a cheeky wank

reroll

underrated. rolling

rereroll

send her your dick pic and say do you think your mom would like it?

this

fuckin dubs twice in a row but no 0

reroll

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Reroll

L E G E N D

ahahahhahahahahahahahahaha XDDDDDDDDDDd

so wanna play roblox?

This

kek

All jokes aside, wanna hang out? I genuinely like you.

id love to see a pic of you and your mom topless

niggers always wasting rolls

Seriously just send me a bootypic already. The fact you've been keeping tap on me attending classes clearly shows your an adulterous sinful woman with a burning lust for me.

faG

fucking yes

This counts, right?

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Winner

Kys

Yesss

" if you think I can do better. *send fuck pic* you like?"

Do you eat guys' ass?

When she knows that you are just shitposting it's not even funny.

Yeah you're right, sorry I'm just really bored

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yes

I like to dress like a girl in lingerie sometimes, can i visit your house to try some of your lingerie?

Rolling 4 this

Only thing I like more than Hitlet is you and it's coincidentally what he created, Ash.

How big is your Dad's dick?

WinRAR

Yes I'm shitposting. Send me a pic to talk about.

We already have like 4 wins before this

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Im sorry about my jokes, I can't think straight with all my blood flowing into my massive hard dick

Don't you have a little sister...what's her number again?

What will persuade you into providing me with a photograph of your bottom?

want to have the sex tommorow

I'm not kidding, ass or GTFO

No I mean I wanna hang you from a hook in my basement. I want you to be my hooker.

U fucken gaeeeee

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can i finger you with a broom there

reroll

Lol

rollerino

We should fuck in their bathroom.

you skipped one fam

rawling

I'm not sure if I can go. My hand and wrist are absolutely fucked up from masturbating to you so much. I can't even lift a glass of water atm.

Can't wait

Why not come to my house? I wanna introduce you to my family sweetheart :3

Reroll

Excellent. I'll spread those pussy cheeks like Philadelphia cream cheese on a bagel.

Sorry, I'm just sorry about everything I've said. My therapist says I need to try talking to more women, but this is all I can muster. Just cringey autistic shitposting to you. *sigh* I'm gonna hang myself.

Do I bring a condom? I'm kinda low on cash so if you got one that would be cool.

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I always wanted to be a girl

WAISTED

Thanks, have a good day.

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this

Do this OP

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is it ok if i bring my dad?

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Winrar

Reroll

she's a little autistm sometimes

I'd be lying if I said I haven't busted a fat one to the thought of your braps now and again.

rerolling

ROLLL

No I mean I wanna hang you from a hook in my basement. I want you to be my hooker.

Turns out Masons gay. I always thought he was, but couldn't be sure. What a fag.

No, that's my response for OP to text

"Oh your going? What time. Let's meet up before. I want to show you something."

WINRAR

Rollll

Well you, me and my mom. She's our chaperone. :)

Me and you, what do you wanna do?

you, me and a glass of wine

Wanna see my dick?

rolloololo

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Fuck that. Not just me and you. I'm not gay.

wanna see my dad's dick?

Reroll

yes hang out then have the sex

reroll

yea i mean just you and me

kek rolling for this

and your mom

So when are you going to slob my micropeen like one of those mini corn cobs?

You, me and my imaginary friend Johnny. He gets off on watching me have sex.

You, me, a bottle of champagne and some lube

reroll

reroll

Dont forget this one fam

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Rerolll9000

Reroll

roll.

rollin

Hffhfdd

You, me, a bottle of bleach and some peanut butter, you filth sausage.

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rollerinoz

Hfxvjkjc

THis one OP.

Roll

WINRAR

Haha this

unfunny

Roller

you ruined it dude.....ffs

Do you think millhouse will ever be a meme?

roll in rino

WIN

Win

WINRAR

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OP we have like 7 wins. Pick one and let's go.

rolling for OP

Kys fag

rolling for this

No

i wanna fuk cassie cage

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Can we sex?

This thread was fun at the beginning. But now it's just full of cancer and newfags.

That's my girl! When? x

>you filth sausage

No... not jelly. My dad raped me with jelly.

ofc i mean you and me only
Sounds cool?

Oh you fucking cancer, so much good here and you pick the one that will give you 0% chance of fucking her. Good job retard

Two for the pinky, one for the stinky?

gypsy spotted

seriously send me a picture of your booty

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Should I eat the jelly from your pussy and the peanut butter from your ass? Or the other way around?

I prefer Jam over Jelly.

rape

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This

REROLL

Rlll

I can't jelly my fuck in your ass

rollin

W

Win

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Gawd damn phone
I can't jelly my DICK in your ass

Don't do it OP. Do instead

gj

OP here. I have date now.. Thanks. fam, See ya.

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That's not how this works. Roll a 0 and your message will win.

you, me, a sharpie, a couple of vibrating eggs and a black guy of my choosing

I love my vagengas with pb and jelly

newfag

winrar

my nigga getting pussy

Fuck off cunt

so close, reroll

liar

You forgot mine faggot

winrar

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reminds me of ultimate doom

dead thread?

oh well...was fun anons

thread derailed

Filth sausage never fails.

send noods

send her a dick pic

Bump

Reroll!

+1 rolll

What's your opinion on guys who take medication?
after she replies go with: Great, cause I've got a bottle of Viagra and nothing else to do tonight. You down for up to four hours of cock before I have to call my doctor?

No way, keep rollin'

Reroll

WinRAR!

LOL PLEASE WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR OMFG KMS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS IS FUCKING PERFECTR ASDIOGFNSADPOFIGNSDF

実は、お前のお尻が舐めたいよ。

Then I'll rape you, also a friend of mine got a dog and I'll let the doggie rape you too