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Wanna hang out later?
Just send your tits and stop wasting time
I had a win with:
I've secretly had a crush on your mom for years. Will you please give me her number so I can send her dickpics?
Only thing I like more than him is you and it's coincidentally what Hitler created, Ash.
rolling for this
Rerolling for this.
This one had a win
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can i see your whispering eye
Do it.
bitch you're hotter than a jew in a furnace
Nigger
Roll for this
How about you let me suck on your balloon knot
Nudes asap bitch I'm horny as fuck
Win wins again.
shitty win
nice
This is fun
roll for this. let's try to be real doodes
This is perfect.
Pure shitposting is an art
Show asshole or ill shoot up a elementary school.
Jew ash... What are you made of ?
>I've secretly had a crush on your mom for years. Will you please give me her number so I can send her dickpics?
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Fuck! Games over. Susan's fucking PISSED! She just checked my phone and is not happy with you flirting with me. Sorry, she just gets so mad. If you see her tomorrow, just fucking bail, she wants to scratch your eyes.
If I helicopter swing my dick around anti-clockwise will my sphincter unscrew and my asshole fall out ?
dont get jealous. ill let you call me daddy
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Let me take a peek at your pissflaps so I can have a cheeky wank
reroll
underrated. rolling
rereroll
send her your dick pic and say do you think your mom would like it?
this
fuckin dubs twice in a row but no 0
reroll
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Reroll
L E G E N D
ahahahhahahahahahahahahaha XDDDDDDDDDDd
so wanna play roblox?
This
kek
All jokes aside, wanna hang out? I genuinely like you.
id love to see a pic of you and your mom topless
niggers always wasting rolls
Seriously just send me a bootypic already. The fact you've been keeping tap on me attending classes clearly shows your an adulterous sinful woman with a burning lust for me.
faG
fucking yes
This counts, right?
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Winner
Kys
Yesss
" if you think I can do better. *send fuck pic* you like?"
Do you eat guys' ass?
When she knows that you are just shitposting it's not even funny.
Yeah you're right, sorry I'm just really bored
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yes
I like to dress like a girl in lingerie sometimes, can i visit your house to try some of your lingerie?
Rolling 4 this
Only thing I like more than Hitlet is you and it's coincidentally what he created, Ash.
How big is your Dad's dick?
WinRAR
Yes I'm shitposting. Send me a pic to talk about.
We already have like 4 wins before this
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Im sorry about my jokes, I can't think straight with all my blood flowing into my massive hard dick
Don't you have a little sister...what's her number again?
What will persuade you into providing me with a photograph of your bottom?
want to have the sex tommorow
I'm not kidding, ass or GTFO
No I mean I wanna hang you from a hook in my basement. I want you to be my hooker.
U fucken gaeeeee
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can i finger you with a broom there
reroll
Lol
rollerino
We should fuck in their bathroom.
you skipped one fam
rawling
I'm not sure if I can go. My hand and wrist are absolutely fucked up from masturbating to you so much. I can't even lift a glass of water atm.
Can't wait
Why not come to my house? I wanna introduce you to my family sweetheart :3
Reroll
Excellent. I'll spread those pussy cheeks like Philadelphia cream cheese on a bagel.
Sorry, I'm just sorry about everything I've said. My therapist says I need to try talking to more women, but this is all I can muster. Just cringey autistic shitposting to you. *sigh* I'm gonna hang myself.
Do I bring a condom? I'm kinda low on cash so if you got one that would be cool.
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I always wanted to be a girl
WAISTED
Thanks, have a good day.
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this
Do this OP
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is it ok if i bring my dad?
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Winrar
Reroll
she's a little autistm sometimes
I'd be lying if I said I haven't busted a fat one to the thought of your braps now and again.
rerolling
ROLLL
No I mean I wanna hang you from a hook in my basement. I want you to be my hooker.
Turns out Masons gay. I always thought he was, but couldn't be sure. What a fag.
No, that's my response for OP to text
"Oh your going? What time. Let's meet up before. I want to show you something."
WINRAR
Rollll
Well you, me and my mom. She's our chaperone. :)
Me and you, what do you wanna do?
you, me and a glass of wine
Wanna see my dick?
rolloololo
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Fuck that. Not just me and you. I'm not gay.
wanna see my dad's dick?
Reroll
yes hang out then have the sex
reroll
yea i mean just you and me
kek rolling for this
and your mom
So when are you going to slob my micropeen like one of those mini corn cobs?
You, me and my imaginary friend Johnny. He gets off on watching me have sex.
You, me, a bottle of champagne and some lube
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reroll
Dont forget this one fam
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Rerolll9000
Reroll
roll.
rollin
Hffhfdd
You, me, a bottle of bleach and some peanut butter, you filth sausage.
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rollerinoz
Hfxvjkjc
THis one OP.
Roll
WINRAR
Haha this
unfunny
Roller
you ruined it dude.....ffs
Do you think millhouse will ever be a meme?
roll in rino
WIN
Win
WINRAR
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OP we have like 7 wins. Pick one and let's go.
rolling for OP
Kys fag
rolling for this
No
i wanna fuk cassie cage
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Can we sex?
This thread was fun at the beginning. But now it's just full of cancer and newfags.
That's my girl! When? x
>you filth sausage
No... not jelly. My dad raped me with jelly.
ofc i mean you and me only
Sounds cool?
Oh you fucking cancer, so much good here and you pick the one that will give you 0% chance of fucking her. Good job retard
Two for the pinky, one for the stinky?
gypsy spotted
seriously send me a picture of your booty
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Should I eat the jelly from your pussy and the peanut butter from your ass? Or the other way around?
I prefer Jam over Jelly.
rape
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This
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I can't jelly my fuck in your ass
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Win
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Gawd damn phone
I can't jelly my DICK in your ass
Don't do it OP. Do instead
gj
OP here. I have date now.. Thanks. fam, See ya.
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That's not how this works. Roll a 0 and your message will win.
you, me, a sharpie, a couple of vibrating eggs and a black guy of my choosing
I love my vagengas with pb and jelly
newfag
winrar
my nigga getting pussy
Fuck off cunt
so close, reroll
liar
You forgot mine faggot
winrar
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reminds me of ultimate doom
dead thread?
oh well...was fun anons
thread derailed
Filth sausage never fails.
send noods
send her a dick pic
Bump
Reroll!
+1 rolll
What's your opinion on guys who take medication?
after she replies go with: Great, cause I've got a bottle of Viagra and nothing else to do tonight. You down for up to four hours of cock before I have to call my doctor?
No way, keep rollin'
Reroll
WinRAR!
LOL PLEASE WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR OMFG KMS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS IS FUCKING PERFECTR ASDIOGFNSADPOFIGNSDF
実は、お前のお尻が舐めたいよ。
Then I'll rape you, also a friend of mine got a dog and I'll let the doggie rape you too