When do i become an "oldfag"

when do i become an "oldfag"

isn't it obvious?

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Learn to triforce
And plenty of loli and logs

never, now gfto newfag

When you first make a post saying how great Cred Forums was once

Been here 12 years. Nothing to brag about unless you've got tripfaggory to back up your claims of Importance.

anything 25 and older is an oldfag

when you stop being a newfag

How new are You? Cred Forums isn't 12 years old. Dumbass

Never

It’s not something you become. Oldfag is a thing that requires you to remember 444444 get. When epic memes were thrown up just to break 1mil.

Captain Planet’s threads were the worst of the Internet. Spider-Man had not yet dropped in and Pizza was everywhere.

The Gif of a nigga crashing through a fence with kfc while being chased.

Shit was awesome. And if you weren’t there at the start you are just a summerfag eternally.

No one Raids FBI anymore and Anons just pop on for nostalgia now. Shit got real for a while.

You personally shouldn't...

newfag

Becoming an oldfag is not something which happens overnight, it's a way of life. I take pride in being an oldfag, I take pride in having been here since 2005 & whilst I would change things about Cred Forums since then, I could not say I wish I never discovered this place. I am one with Cred Forums as Cred Forums is one with me.

At least i can admit it, cunt. Also, i bet im more Cred Forums savvy than you despite only being here a month and a half.

Faggot

Sup user.

Agree, I find being true oldfag is like being a cultural
Sage. Like ..we really did change everything, in a way that the sheep don’t understand.

Like the joker creating two face. We brought the Internet and global society down to our level. Birthed the Occupy movement and the user movement by first attacking Scientology and FBI.

Yeah, proud and entertained.

Really everything is still for the Lulz

When you no longer know or care how you found this shithole to begin with.

When you remember when Cred Forums was actually good and created original content on a regular basis instead of being a place to dump porn and shitty political ideas.

Checked

Find a life faggot

Why does it matter? I've been here since 2010, not like it means anything. Only a "newfag" would care about status on an anonymous board.

Newfag

True my friend, perhaps being an oldfag is when Cred Forums is your life. Cred Forums is your wife, your source of entertainment, your friend, your library...it really is everything, thus why I said I am one with Cred Forums as Cred Forums is one with me.

This is my life & I chose it.

Fucking gay asses in here trying to explain being oldfag like a bunch of wannabe philosophers. Each one of you newfag and gay as shit.

well heres your answer, OP

Wittle bitty baby? Wittle bitty boat?

When you start posting CP

Even moot is an oldfag. A vengeful oldfag.

HABEEB IT

Wew lads

You should take it as a compliment to not be an oldfag. That means you've had more of a life, and don't take pride in having wasted most of your pathetic existence on an image board.