Just lost my virginity to a crackhead hooker and i ate her ass.... ama

Just lost my virginity to a crackhead hooker and i ate her ass.... ama

Did you ever see that episode of Seinfeld where they got lost in the parking garage?

not OP but yes I did see this ep many times. A classic. I love those self-contained type of episodes.

dood comon BRUH
bet you live in California

did it feel good? would you do it again ?

Yeah, Seinfeld was a great show.

get money and fuck hot a class ecorts. what do you think models do on the side

You know what always bothered me about that episode? Elaines gold fish died but there was drinking fountains cleary visible through out the episode. She could have refilled her gold fish bag

Did you put tip of tongue inside her asshole or just lick the outside?

is pic related or are you LARPing again OP

how did it taste?

Ew

City water kills goldfish almost instantly. My parents have a pond out in their front yard, and my sister put too much city water (from the hose) in the pond, and it killed like 30 fish.

I feel this thread is turning into a Seinfeld thread lol

Nope, I live in Canada, Southern Ontario area

it felt fucking weird. we fucked in my parents car, she gave me bad top, i would never do it again. she was ugly but im ugly too so fuckkiitt

i put it inside her asshole

non pic related

like cigarettes and regret

I’m sure this won’t be a regret

is pic rel?

how nice of an ass was it?

Why do you lie? No body fucks a crackhead hooker and eats her ass. She is supposed to eat yours. Proof your full of shit.