Why have bf when you can have alcohol?
Why have bf when you can have alcohol?
WHY NOT BOTH
Because getting the former is an impossible waste of time.
would be nice to have both, guess alcohol will have to do for now
Post your butt.
We got him more wet food for his meds.
This is nice, this is ideal
Fuck me daddi!
No, stop son
But my hole aches for daddi's big dicc
Son, your mother and I have decided to send you to boarding school
No. This thread lacks butts too much.
how get alcool if bf no buy
Oh my, how old are you?
they're probably super young
oh lawd. really? My bf even being 21 at the time was asked ID when trying to buy booze.
i forgot the age for booze is 21 in the states
i feel bad for you
i'm 19 and i get asked still
I have to card 80 year-old men because this state doesn't have a common sense law.
Cashiers at any place are required to card you if you look under thirty.
Realistically they will card you unless you look like you are dying of old age because nobody wants to get audited, unless they are really experienced.
By not being a tard.
i know they're supposed to card you unless you look old, not enough to be dying of old age but if you actually look old
When I did it I basically drew the line at whether or not they had any visible wrinkles on their face.
what about white hair and a rugged face
Also depends on the business. Mine regularly gets internal stings by corporate to check if we are carding everyone.
idk i just see 'if you're under 25 have your ID ready!' on all their monitors
Obviously it depends, but really it is not my problem.
If I have even the slightest uncertainty, I will just card.
My job is worth more than your need for booze so you better be ready to pull it out.
We get a lot of audits (or stings).
It's refreshing to see a more normal sized cock in fur/gfur without it being femboy fag shit
well yeah, obviously you just wanna card if you aren't sure
soon i'm gonna have to card when we start serving beer in march
i also had to get a replacement serving license too because somehow my parents put it into a box one night i didn't have it in my wallet and they lost it and don't know where the box they put it in went
Have fun with the assholes
I thought you were at a fast food joint.
can we get more horse guys in here? They're what I worship
i do, i work at taco bell
in march we're gonna start serving bud light and budweiser
why don't you get a real horse then?
Is this some european taco bell or something.
That does not exist in burger land.
Est-ce que tu parles francais?
freedom, liberdy, and bursuit of b̶u̶r̶g̶e̶r horse dicke
You know you've been naughty and really deserve a long, hard spanking. Daddy's gonna take charge, give you one, and much, much more. Kissing, licking, sucking, stroking, fucking, rimming your or my horny ass, basically anything I want to do to make us both feel hot, fantastic.
je ne parles pas souvent
et toi mon amie?
Je suis apprendre a parles.
Ca est proveour a est tres difficile.
It is really the grammar that has been killing me.
I started two days ago.
le baguette avec du fromage s'il vous plait
vous comprendrez assez tot
j'ai appris de la quatrieme annee jusqu'a la douzieme
it's actually been years since i've had a proper conversation in french, the last i tried was with someone from france and my canadian dialect made him laugh at me
apparently canadian french is like jamacian english to them
you're a nasti pig boi
non, tu es une bete
i'm technically british as i was born in the UK but my parents moved back to canada a few months after i was born, all i learned was from school, my parents don't know a damn thing in french
first-generation child so i have dual citizenship apparently
It is not even the language it is that stupid r.
I cannot pronouce the r for the life of me without sounding like I am violenty choking on air.
A lot of the phonetics in french seem to be all from the back of the throat, which is almost the opposite of english/spanish.
I would like to be able to at least write and hold coherent conversations by next month as a goal.
I do not know canadian french from regular french so you will be able to fool me.
Qu'est-ce que tu viens de dire sur moi, petite garce?
yeah i can understand the issues with that, it just takes time and practice, friendo
that's a decent goal, even if you're only speaking at a child's level it's better than nothing
it's little differences in accent and words, an example would be that canadian french shares one word for all footwear that just means 'boots' in french elsewhere while they have words for the different kinds
i'm not gonna bother with your silly meme