ITT

Charles Cooper
Charles Cooper

ITT: we plan supervillain schemes

be me
steal shipping containers of potato chips from cargo holds
go to grocery store
bring portable sonic cannon
go to snack food isle
use weapon to shatter all the chips in their bags into dust
return to lair
corner the chip market on a ridiculous markup
mfw

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Tyler Lewis
Tyler Lewis

be me
Go into Walmart
Strategically place explosives around the supports
Leave Walmart
Explode
Can't find me cuz the cameras broke
mfw

Benjamin Jackson
Benjamin Jackson

be hitler

Connor Adams
Connor Adams

lose ww2

Levi Morales
Levi Morales

kills himself

Oliver Sanders
Oliver Sanders

Known throughout History for the rest of time

Joseph Sanders
Joseph Sanders

go to heaven and be awarded three sets
of wings for killing so many demons

Matthew Cox
Matthew Cox

Be me
Get some pounds (£)
Convert into dollars
Wait for price of a pound to drop
Convert dollars into pounds
Be richest person in Britain

Christopher Morgan
Christopher Morgan

stake out arch nemesis' lair
rifle through his garbage for toenail clippings
put clippings in clone machine i got out of an outlet mall in tanzania
Have my mortal enemy beat the shit out of himself on his own front lawn
film it and put it on worldstar
????
profit

Eli Martin
Eli Martin

be you
Get some pounds(don't have that key)
Convert into Zimbabwean Dollar
Be Millionaire

Nathan Cox
Nathan Cox

Why not clone arch nemesis GF, fuck her, and film it?

Kevin Carter
Kevin Carter

because you always give your used up old toys to those less fortunate
no point in taking it back

Landon Bell
Landon Bell

So your arch nemesis took your girl?

F

Jeremiah Adams
Jeremiah Adams

He was a very incompetent leader, dude.

Juan Murphy
Juan Murphy

know a better reason to want to kill some dude that i'd buy a shit tier clone machine from Tanzania for?

Aiden Ramirez
Aiden Ramirez

I'd fuck his mom then or his sister. Just make sure he sees the video before his own clown kicks his ass.

Cooper Scott
Cooper Scott

What if i made his clone fuck his sister and mom, same time mind you. Then text the video to himself and send in the clone to kick the shit out of him.

Juan Moore
Juan Moore

I've come up with the ultimate plan.
Clone his entire family
Kill the original family (not him)
Move in
Make the clones treat you / think you are him
Have Clone family turn on him
Live happily ever after

Lincoln Sullivan
Lincoln Sullivan

have a chili carnival with the dead bodies and invite him?

Christopher Allen
Christopher Allen

Die you nerd ass faggot

youtube.com/watch?v=U2bNXrVubrE

Eli Evans
Eli Evans

mine is simple enough to barely warrant greentext, but...

hire suicidal people
tell them they get some financial compensation to travel and do some very minor work for an organization studying theft
they get free vacation
they get decoy wallets/valuables
tell them not to pursue, act normal if/when their wallets/belongings are stolen
required to briefly visit POOR parts of the resorts they visit
get shit stolen
come back without belongings
belongings were filled/covered/coated with anthrax
wipe out scum that deserves it

It's wildly indirect and ineffective, but I love the effort just for an insane laugh, and isn't that what being a supervillain is about?

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