Why Mercury isn't a Real Planet and Should be Immediately Destroyed

Robert Ross
Robert Ross

Why Mercury isn't a Real Planet and Should be Immediately Destroyed

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youtube.com/watch?v=U2bNXrVubrE

Jayden Morgan
Jayden Morgan

1st: It's too hot. Super uncomfortable and sweaty. It's harder to cool yourself down than it is to heat yourself up

Cameron Perry
Cameron Perry

2nd: It lacks a cool name. The "yee" sound at the end of the name makes it sound too memey, and I find it difficult to take Mercury seriously

Jason Cox
Jason Cox

3rd: When people see Mercury, they don't transform into monsters and they don't change genders, meaning Mercury has no significant power

Henry Sanchez
Henry Sanchez

Stand on the terminator

Landon Fisher
Landon Fisher

4th: Has been mathematically and scientifically proven that Mercury's presence in the solar system has increased the autism rate by 4000%

Julian Hall
Julian Hall

But do you agree, my dude?

Jordan Wilson
Jordan Wilson

Agree or nah

Oliver Reyes
Oliver Reyes

No we can use it as a penal colony to send the niggers to in the near future

Wyatt Morris
Wyatt Morris

Bruh that's what Venus is for

Brandon Morales
Brandon Morales

isn't mercury in tidal lock ? Who wants a planet with no day - night.

Gabriel Peterson
Gabriel Peterson

Good point. But, there's a flaw in your thinking: Mercury isn't a real planet (oof)

Angel Thompson
Angel Thompson

i think we should be focusing our anger towards saturn, its hogging all of the fucking asteroids

Jaxon Price
Jaxon Price

venus would crush you

Bentley Barnes
Bentley Barnes

Holy shit

Charles Robinson
Charles Robinson

Isn't that the point

Jose Perez
Jose Perez

Titan bruh, we would never run out of fuel again.

Joshua Nelson
Joshua Nelson

This thread is 4000% autism so I guess it checks out.

Jaxson Martinez
Jaxson Martinez

Almost. It rotates once every 58 days. Orbital period is 88

Isaiah Lee
Isaiah Lee

quads dont lie

Lucas Watson
Lucas Watson

saturn is home of the alien device that manlpulates our reality. created by the lizard people.

Isaac Harris
Isaac Harris

Zucc

Isaiah Collins
Isaiah Collins

Get with the times bro, it's at least 15000% by now

Owen Johnson
Owen Johnson

If you pronounce Mercury with a "yee" at the end you have some kind of speech impediment.

Owen Perry
Owen Perry

Exkyoose meh

Benjamin Sullivan
Benjamin Sullivan

It also is the only planet that orbits in the opposite direction of other planets

Robert Gonzalez
Robert Gonzalez

dat filename tho

Joshua Hill
Joshua Hill

Yess

Andrew Morris
Andrew Morris

It is a real planet you dweeb nigger

youtube.com/watch?v=U2bNXrVubrE

Nathan Rogers
Nathan Rogers

You're wrong tho. People consider it one but it really isn't

Jeremiah Richardson
Jeremiah Richardson

I watch Richard and Mortison, so I'd know ;)

Xavier Davis
Xavier Davis

Because the moon rulez #1
Fuck Mercury and its nerd ways. On the moon nerds get their pants pulled down and they are spanked with moon rocks

Gabriel Morris
Gabriel Morris

fuck off

Anthony King
Anthony King

Rock on, Brother

Ayden Price
Ayden Price

“If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed.”
― Adolf Hitler

Evan Hughes
Evan Hughes

So Mercury is a moon?

Grayson Jones
Grayson Jones

You fucking idiots are confusing Mercury for Pluto.

Jonathan Reyes
Jonathan Reyes

Maybe, my team has scientists and mathematicians working on that rn

Gavin Cook
Gavin Cook

No dude, Pluto is a real planet

Jace Campbell
Jace Campbell

But yeah my guys, Saturn is also a piece of shit.

Isaiah Evans
Isaiah Evans

What planet is this?

Christian Green
Christian Green

Id rather fuck Uranus

Parker Howard
Parker Howard

Alpha Centauri, duh

Christopher Collins
Christopher Collins

mexico

Dylan Rodriguez
Dylan Rodriguez

Mmm sexy

Christian Nelson
Christian Nelson

fucking space spics

Jason Brooks
Jason Brooks

No, just educated Richards

Eli Morris
Eli Morris

i think that you guys should stop saying shit about this beaotiful planet, I mean it's not like if you don't reply to this post your mom will die in her sleep tonight and no immunity will save you

Leo Anderson
Leo Anderson

New data is in, Mercury doesn't even exist. Thoughts anyone?

Caleb Jenkins
Caleb Jenkins

Mercury isn't beautiful, as it's been shown, it doesn't even exist

Chase Wright
Chase Wright

any time you think you saw mercurus you didnt. it was the government holding a lighter lite in the distance

Ayden Flores
Ayden Flores

You're right my dude, got the math to back it up

Zachary Perry
Zachary Perry

they all just used an ear swab, a flashlight and a mirror

Alexander Roberts
Alexander Roberts

You went to Harvard, right?

Connor Gonzalez
Connor Gonzalez

If you convert the electronic signals emitting from mercurus to audio signals it sounds like fisting a jar of mayonnaise

Grayson Peterson
Grayson Peterson

Holy fuck, the knowledge. I'm taking notes

Jaxson Hernandez
Jaxson Hernandez

mercury is the name of a guy who points flashlights at telescopes

Kevin Scott
Kevin Scott

Mercury is the Sun's satellite

Cooper Ortiz
Cooper Ortiz

mercury was gods greatest prank

Jaxson Martinez
Jaxson Martinez

Yesss

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