Why Mercury isn't a Real Planet and Should be Immediately Destroyed
Why Mercury isn't a Real Planet and Should be Immediately Destroyed
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1st: It's too hot. Super uncomfortable and sweaty. It's harder to cool yourself down than it is to heat yourself up
2nd: It lacks a cool name. The "yee" sound at the end of the name makes it sound too memey, and I find it difficult to take Mercury seriously
3rd: When people see Mercury, they don't transform into monsters and they don't change genders, meaning Mercury has no significant power
Stand on the terminator
4th: Has been mathematically and scientifically proven that Mercury's presence in the solar system has increased the autism rate by 4000%
But do you agree, my dude?
Agree or nah
No we can use it as a penal colony to send the niggers to in the near future
Bruh that's what Venus is for
isn't mercury in tidal lock ? Who wants a planet with no day - night.
Good point. But, there's a flaw in your thinking: Mercury isn't a real planet (oof)
i think we should be focusing our anger towards saturn, its hogging all of the fucking asteroids
venus would crush you
Holy shit
Isn't that the point
Titan bruh, we would never run out of fuel again.
This thread is 4000% autism so I guess it checks out.
Almost. It rotates once every 58 days. Orbital period is 88
quads dont lie
saturn is home of the alien device that manlpulates our reality. created by the lizard people.
Zucc
Get with the times bro, it's at least 15000% by now
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If you pronounce Mercury with a "yee" at the end you have some kind of speech impediment.
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Exkyoose meh
It also is the only planet that orbits in the opposite direction of other planets
dat filename tho
Yess
It is a real planet you dweeb nigger
You're wrong tho. People consider it one but it really isn't
I watch Richard and Mortison, so I'd know ;)
Because the moon rulez #1
Fuck Mercury and its nerd ways. On the moon nerds get their pants pulled down and they are spanked with moon rocks
fuck off
Rock on, Brother
“If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed.”
― Adolf Hitler
So Mercury is a moon?
You fucking idiots are confusing Mercury for Pluto.
Maybe, my team has scientists and mathematicians working on that rn
No dude, Pluto is a real planet
But yeah my guys, Saturn is also a piece of shit.
What planet is this?
Id rather fuck Uranus
Alpha Centauri, duh
mexico
Mmm sexy
fucking space spics
No, just educated Richards
i think that you guys should stop saying shit about this beaotiful planet, I mean it's not like if you don't reply to this post your mom will die in her sleep tonight and no immunity will save you
New data is in, Mercury doesn't even exist. Thoughts anyone?
Mercury isn't beautiful, as it's been shown, it doesn't even exist
any time you think you saw mercurus you didnt. it was the government holding a lighter lite in the distance
You're right my dude, got the math to back it up
they all just used an ear swab, a flashlight and a mirror
You went to Harvard, right?
If you convert the electronic signals emitting from mercurus to audio signals it sounds like fisting a jar of mayonnaise
Holy fuck, the knowledge. I'm taking notes
mercury is the name of a guy who points flashlights at telescopes
Mercury is the Sun's satellite
mercury was gods greatest prank
Yesss