/unk/ Unkle Adams General

Unkle Meltdown edition

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LETS START THE SHOW

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can somebody give me a quick rundown?

Any updates?

He's $200,000 in debt and just bought 13 TV's

yeah, but he's probably lurking here so you just blew that one

What does he need with 13 tvs? What’s he going to watch?

to sell them cause he got too much debt to actually get money anywhere but he had some credit at the store. he bought 13 tv's to flip them at a loss just cause its a way to get his hands on cash

He deleted all of his tweets. Is he gonna an hero soon?

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it is not fucking fraud, this meme needs to stop. he did not commit fraud, he did nothing illegal.

hi curtis!

I really like these threads, please keep em going

It's nice to be able to safely make fun of him from here where I can't be sued

Does anyone have a download of Drkunk?

>Kendrick Lamar bows down to Unkle Adams
>In contact with Alien Amplificadores
>Possesses beastmode abilities
>Control Canadian schools with an iron but fair fist
>Owns studios & offices
>Direct descendant of the ancient British blood line
>Will buy the first cities on Mars and flip them for cash (Unkgrad will be be the first city)
>gave his money to 99% of music video editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Unkle Adams nephews
>said to have 15+ IQ
>regularly goes on tour around the world (not geographically, timewise)
>You likely are ohdearing right now
>The Unkle is in regular communication with a bank manager
>learned fluent freestyle in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with him. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, and now there's none in Ft. Adams either

heh...that's what you think kid...
better have some good lawyers

Source on this please.

youtu.be/vfhfD5PKyHA

oh sorry meant to direct this to you

Thanks, I figured.
Do you think this guy has a mental disease?

You don't know what credit fraud is. I appreciate the meme though.

You can tell he's retarded.

Big forhead, mong face, narrow eyes.

He seems fairly stable emotionally I think he's just gone so far down this weird rabbit hole of trying to get his rap career going that he's now completely delusional about it and thinks he can just throw money at it until he achieves fame or success

There's something wrong with this guy mentally.

I'm not a psychologist so I don't know what, but there's something wrong.

I didn't make it. Took it from the facebook group

>Goes in 200k+ debt
>Sells, TVS, his house and is apparently trying to sell his car now
>Plans to put ALL this money back into his music so he can get famous and pay off debt

Even Drumpf isn't this delusional

This happened to me when i was like 11 and mom gave me 100$(big money in Russia) to pay for something and I spent a little bit of it and then was like 'ah fuck it' and just wasted the whole thing even though I knew it was extremely retarded and would get a hell of a punishment later.

check out this edgy leftie who destroys trump with just 1 nickname

Kek. I never understood the Drumpf thing anyways. Is it supposed to make him mad or hurt or scared to be called that?

for those who missed it, here's a folder with some of his old stuff
drive.google.com/file/d/1kQ_GmT3qGXbZ3VJj2EqiljTFwKHXjTZC/view

oof

unk posting is the best thing that's happened to this board in a while

it’s a low effort insult created by the grandmaster cuck himself even though his name is some gay fairytale shit too

soundcloud.com/choofers/unkle-adams-original-choppnd-n-skrewd-by-dj-ch00f

>complains about low effort insults
>still uses 'cuck'

Trump got triggered by John Stewart making fun of him so he called him out actually being named Lebowitz on twitter so they revealed his family name is actually Drumpf, which also sounds silly and retarded.

megalomania is absolutely a mental disorder

kek

>being a cuck
>fandango posting
>being a cuck

>Doubling down on using baseless stupid buzzwords when called out for it

I thought Mr. IT’S 2017!!!! himself started the blumpf thing

oof

youtube.com/watch?v=mjTLdSl-29Q
new update bois

>being this much of a cucktard numale
top soy

Tripling down and proving my point more, impressive.
Keep proving my point.

>another $20,000 loan
>buys a car
well I guess you need to get around somehow but goddamn

You don't really understand irony do you?

(((cuck numale soyboy nigger faggot bugman)))

>He voted for trump

Yikes

>bugman
mild_chuckle.jpg

he's on a mission, guys
he's gonna make thigs happen
buckle up

you can get a civic for 3k and it’ll last longer than whatever heap of shit he spent 20k on

hell you can get a lexus IS for sub 1k and it’ll outlast you

i don’t actually know what that one means

Cred Forums is getting too hip for me

>I used that many to buy a car, 5k in legal fees and a bunch of other stuff
Dunno what legal fees he is talking about but he basicly just blew another 20 grand

youtube.com/watch?v=Gz1a2e4WLHs

youtube.com/watch?v=0J7I4BXbZLk

how can one man be so absolutely fucking retarded

He never had a chance with that face

what a guy

youtube.com/watch?v=ae8rYAohpRg

i kekd

>just a comedy video
>It's still terrible

so what do we do when he actually gets famous in some retarded stroke of luck

Take credit of course.

I'd argue he is already famous.
I'd kill to have the kind of exposure this guy already has. Even if its bc of a negative reason.

this.
I bet he spending all this money so he can dip outta life after

what if he cant pay back the money thou?

but like actual fame not just the guy everyone’s laughing at on twitter this month

I guess you mean infamous dud

lmao

Fucking kek

he can declare bankruptcy, but it would absolutely destroy his credit

quick rundown on this credit stuff pls.
what would a trashed credit prevent him from doin after?

but that implies he did something bad

He made bad music according to people..right?

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It would take a lot of time to rebuild his credit to the point where he could be get any loans. And even then the lender would probably require a co-signer.
Plus the interest rates on any loans or credit cards he managed to get would be higher than normal

>There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, and now there's none in Ft. Adams either
here's your (you)

he committed vehicular manslaughter and covered it up. he’s in rap entirely because he needs hush money to keep it hidden, but there’s been no ROI for him

>heyyy fagggooot

tbqh lads it's not bad, probably the best hook in his entire career

once unk gets ALAM you'll be eating your words u stupid piece of shit

this ride feels almost over, he's gonna an hero soon lads

Anyone?

see

Lmao holy shit

Buying a house or a car. He wouldn't be approved to get a loan for any of that stuff.

Name one successful Canadian rapper outside of Drake who had industry connections anyway

He would be unable to get a loan of any kind, except for some insane interest rate Indian loan. He would not be able to rent housing, as some landlords do credit checks. He also would have difficulty finding work since some employers do credit score checks as well. His auto and home insurance rates would be higher as well. Credit scores are a bunch of bullshit.

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>new

>originew

these are getting stale
when is he going to release alam part 10

Shad? k-os? Buck 65?

I said successful

The first 9 parts were released all in one day, and the events took place over the course of 4-5 months
I'm guessing its gonna be a few more months until he releases the next few parts
If he even has internet access by then and hasn't gone full homeless mode

>being denied things because you've proven yourself to be irresponsible is a bunch of bullshit

I'm saying it's bullshit that something can fuck you over forever, even when it's beyond your control to begin with. I'm not saying Unk didn't fuck himself over. I'm just speaking generally.

He won't be releasing anything anytime soon I don't think.

He's been having a meltdown the last few days.

debt collectors are probably at his doorstep

checkd
he said in this last one he would be uploading stuff regularly but we'll see

Ignoring the fact that his music is awful, does he even try to promote it? What does he do other than just uploading the videos to Youtube?

In Enjoy Yourself, While he's in the studio the producer's screen shows multiple tracks even though there would be at most 2 or 3 since he uses royalty free beats.
What did he mean by this?

who?

link it. it could just be double tracked vocals or multiple vocal takes

youtube.com/watch?v=UkhnnM8-qVs

MAKE EM RIGHT MAKE EM WHITE

youtu.be/ANx65xlm5AE?t=18

I JUST WANNA BE OREGANO

multitracked vocals for sure
either this wasn't a royalty free beat, or he had the engineer queue up a bunch of random bullshit on the tracks to make the music video look more "legit" or some shit

yeah that doesnt look like vocals. is this song actually a royalty free beat? Ive only seen people post one of this songs, original. we still haven't found the royalty free beats for the rest of his songs

maybe his producer actually made some of those?

>he had the engineer queue up a bunch of random bullshit on the tracks to make the music video look more "legit" or some shit
probably this because it makes more sense that they would have filmed the video there after the song was already mixed in another session

for you

YEH YEH YEH YEYEH YEH YEH

this edit is kinda sloppy caucse of the old guys head. i wander what other albums are candidates.maybe deloused in the comatorium?

HEEEEY FAAAGGGGOOOOOT

>he had some credit at the store
he got credit at that store by returning the power drills he couldn't sell
not even joking

no he had a store craditcard

Why does this beat make me feel so depressed?

Think we can convince melon to do a Not Good?

youtube.com/watch?v=7Sl3c_OovfE

WTF I Love Cleetus

youtube.com/watch?v=rm0QCjIXJ70

that pitch correction

no after his last video its clear he doesnt want to give him more exposure

>Buy my album everyday

Keep buying the same album everyday? WTF?

>10 shows a night

How the fuck is this even possible?

>60 shows a week

Alright, this is just bullshit.

Maybe we could tweet at some easily baited rapper and convince them Unk dissed them

is that his gf

youtube.com/watch?v=lQzj5ZrNUss

>3 minute video to literally just say "hire a publicist with connections"

what if we start really trying to hurt unk? like making obnoxious videos that call him out for being stupid and laugh at him and make him feel like a bitch? like try and be as hurtful as we can. I wanna see that happen so it created backlash.

I think he'd need to be a little higher on the radar for this to work, that shit only works when people share shit on facebook and stuff to value signal, not enough people know about him so it'd only encourage him to keep going without changing his approach

or we could just invent a rapper who writes nothing but Unk diss tracks until unk responds to it. the tracks should be as hardcore as they possibly can, like explict and shit and serious the whole time

for those who doubt unk
heres a reminder

>it'd only encourage him to keep going without changing his approach
that's good then we should do it

the best part about this is if we did it right you just know Unk would feel bad because he would be getting dissed by the kind of hardcore rap he failed at previously in is carreer. You gotta imagine part of him still wished he could have been a badass

youtube.com/watch?v=7o3zCya0tqk

Was this a true freestyle?

nah he probably filmed it multiple times. he had to pretend to be eating to make it seem like it was spontaneous

youtube.com/watch?v=GmvDwQdJJtQ

How many fucking empty platitudes can this guy rile off?

If anyone can rap, I can do the beats

I would rap except I have my own music and don't want my voice associated with hating on this poor guy. It needs to be someone who gives zero fuks. preferably someone black too

kek
underrated

I don't listen to enough rap at all to rap well but I can make some bangers

Unkle Adams, let's set the record straight
You're a fucking faggot bro and no i'm NOT your mate
A role model? to who?
You a fucking embarrsment to your whole family and crew
You broke. You ugly. You got no talent
Honestly bro, you're a waste of life on this planet
Ears like dumbo
Hairline gon crumble
You a fucking faggot
You ain't ready for the rumble
If I see you I'ma shove you in the locka
Bully you so hard you'll be crying for yo mama
PLEASE PLEASE STOP BULLYING ME
IM IN DEBT AND YOUR FURTHER HUMILITATING ME
Too late faggot [sampled from him saying faggot] your time is up
Ears like dumbo
Hairline gon crumble
You a fucking faggot
You ain't ready for the rumble

Kardinal Offishal, Swollen Members

You can always pitch your voice down.

vocaroo.com/i/s16BdnwsHCbX

>surrounded by children
>"i go hard, and that's putting it lightly"
hmm

When will this board take the unkpill...

youtube.com/watch?v=mQsXgnJz7WE

>rapping in a car wash

BASED

wait a sec
he's really into little kids, that's the only reason he cleaned up his act!

>faggot [sampled from him saying faggot]
the rapper should say faggot and the sample should echo behind it.

yeah but I don't have a good mic anyway

Is this loss?

tfw we gave him too much tension and can't put it in his comment section anymore

Judging by his body language, not likely.

PUT IT IN YOUR RECTUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM AH AH CUM BABY CUM LIKE THE WHOLE INE YARDS DAS RITE UNK SPUNK SEXY MAWTER BLOW THE VEST IN ALL THE GOVERNEMENT BUILDINGS I HEAR YOU AND THAT S FO REAL

kek, Cred Forums is the best

you ever shit in your hands? imagine unk doing that!

Hi it's UNKLE ADAMS. Just thought I'd turn the camera on and show you guys this new way I'm gonna make some money to fund my next recording session. Now it turns out people will pay good money for scat porn, so that's what I'm gonna film today. Now I wanna be clear for all my viewers, I don't want them going off and filming scat play just because Unkle Adams is like it's the cool thing to do. Remember, I'm doing this to fund a dream. I'm building an empire. Ok that being said, lets get to filming and when this is done I'm going to sell this video to porn hub. I'm expecting to get a lot for it since I'm a celebrity. Ok here we go. I'm Unkle Adams and this one goes out to everyone that has a dream!

can anyone tell me which song the timewise line comes from?

*something* the 90s *something*

thanks mate

Which one of you put him on Know Your Meme?

me

wouldnt it be funny if people broke into unkle adams house and gang raped him and filmed it for us? i'd be funny too if they just tell hannah that she's an ugly dumb bitch and dont even touch her but make her sing while the give it to Unk.

I am blessed / cursed with the ability to read a person by their whole head.

That includes the face; forehead, eyes, mouth, cheeks etc. And I am telling you now, Unkle Adams, even if I had never known he was a fucked up rapper - I'd avoid him. I would avoid him like a plague.

His eyes. There is 0 (ZERO) conscience behind them. I know that look. He's not insane, he's not retarded; he's a sociopath. He's a narcissist. If his lyrics talking about how great he is were not a give away already then, i can do nothing for you.

The problem is, people like Unkle Adams (god, even his name sounds rapey as fuck) don't go down form such simple things as debt. In a few months he'll be gone and will turn up somewhere else doing another scheme in the hopes of fame.

Mark my words.

next mass shooting lets get the media to put Unk's face in the reports of it like sam hyde.

Tom MacDonald is Unkle Adams done RIGHT

youtube.com/watch?v=T56blv85q3s

people who complain about mumble rap have no taste.

omg hes got the x on the forehead like the manson family nutheads

IS THAT A FREAKING NAZI SALUTE AT 2:48
NAZI RAP THAT'S A NEW THING

yes

He's absolutely a sociopath

CURTIS PLEASE UNK THE SHIT OUT OF MY WIFE

This guy has been getting memed on for less than a week and he's removed comments and like/dislike

one was an extremely clever businessman
the other is a rapper who thinks that buying his way into the industry and playing the "motivational rapper" angle will make up for his severe lack of talent

I think he's finally starting to realize how ungodly hopeless his dream is at his age. The backlash of his At Least A Million shit has been extremely heavy and he's getting criticized very harshly.

>he's getting criticized very harshly.
And rightfully so.

When the Original video became a meme people were only making fun of him.

When he disclosed he racked up $200,000 in debt to do it he started getting obliterated by people.

He needs to hear it.

I'm all for it, the mans a fool. People can make fantastic videos for so damn cheap, it's completely amazing to see how out of touch he is. For $200,000 he could have rented a fucking Lambo and did was Post Malone did, except with a much better song, and that shit could have maybe had a shot at blowing up.

You know why these threads are good for Cred Forums?

There's no fighting or arguing. Everyone can come together to ridicule this fucking loser.

a true Cred Forumsrtyr

(kek, sorry)

youtube.com/watch?v=wbpJtarSPpo
in this video at 1:53
he has moments of clarity

Had a solid 30 seconds of realization right up until he said he won't let his dream die, dammed fool. If you're not gonna let it die at least try to adapt.

One of the owners actually

holy shit, the mad man

dude Jeff was a millionaire at this point though

I'm afraid to say that this version might be better than the original.

youtube.com/watch?v=n-BkmHJUo_8

Could you post the royalty free beat that's in Original?

>I've been involved with this for like 17 YEARS
Hold on, if he has been doing this shit for so long he should have a lot more music. Is there a chance there's a treasure trove of old Unkle Adams music somewhere out there? Could he have used a different stagename when he was younger?

>the fucking ad video

youtu.be/2fPYBzSCn1I

Has anyone archived his videos yet?

Someone needs to get on that. His music videos are probably safe but he eventually might eventually delete all of his The AT LEAST A MILLION Mission videos.

he was a battle rapper before

>Calls the melon The needle dick
THIS FUCKING GUY

What is that, some kind of prank invasion imitation?

le epic

He was actually worth $10 billion when that picture was taken.

holy shit I thought you were kidding

the 9gag post

When does he say that? no way I’m gonna sit through 15 minutes of “stop bulli pls >:^(“

hi anthony something

The internet is at its best when it lets us watch retards publicly ruin their lives and embarrass themselves

5:40

yeah, these threads are devoid of politics, and just feels like classic Cred Forums shitposting

I used to think he was just an idiot, but he's a fucking psycho. Not even joking, the part where he "rationalizes" Anthony's "motives" and taunts him to delete his channel is insane.

Watching the latest episode.
Hahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahhhahahh
>going in on Fandango

>he fucking censors it
this man is an enigma

Get your popcorn and enjoy the show cause I'm going to the top

I'M
NUCLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
I'M WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILD
I'M BREAKING UP
INSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE

HOLY FUCK NEW EPISODE OF UNK
HAPPENING

youtube.com/watch?v=2fPYBzSCn1I

HAPPENING
HAPPENING
HAPPENING
HAPPENING

MAKE A CONTRACT
HE WILL NOT BE DENIED

MAKE A CONTRACT
HE WILL NOT BE DENIED

>passive-aggressively pretending to forget fantano's name

yeah what an insufferable little homo

Is this the most delusional person who exists?

lmao liddledick ahahahah

There's a short circuit in unk's brain that prevents him from experiencing even the tiniest bit of self-awareness.


unless this is just a desperation plot for Melon's viewers

he's in too deep bro, if he backed out now he might have to become a burger flipper (like me)

Delete your account.

Thats pretty edgy bro are you 15 or something

we fucking broke him

holy shit

jfc

>pls don't bully me
>melon has a small dick though

from the FB group:
Unk needs to realize that most people here do not actually hate him and are quick to condemn those who threaten him and his family. If unk would actually LISTEN to what people had to say he would vastly improve his chances on his ALAM "mission" here's 3 general things that this group has suggested that could actually help him.

1. Get home recording gear. You don't need to go to fucking Abby road every time you want to make a tune. You can buy a $150 blue yeti with a pop filter and make decent quality music. It's not that hard

2. Drop the corny "positivity" act. I can't tell if he actually cares about issues like bullying, climate changes, LGBT rights (all stuff he's written songs about) or if he's just trying to write songs about popular topics so he can get more attention to himself. Everything seems so ridiculously forced and has the subtlety of a brick to the face that it comes off as inauthentic and uncreative despite the fact he claims to be the king of "originality"

3. get a fucking job. He is almost a quarter of a million dollars in debt accumulating more than most medical students without the relatively solid guarantee of a six figure salary. I don't know who told him you can't chase your dreams while working a part time job, but it's genuinely some of the most ridiculous and irresponsible advice I've ever heard, and has led to him pulling crackhead style borderline credit card fraud schemes to try and get money. Most reasonable musicians and artists will tell you that gaining a bit of cash in ways that do not involve flipping tv's and power drills for a third of their worth on high interest credit will get you far in your career. He's in a huge hole with no easy way of getting out, but he just keeps digging deeper and deeper, hoping a passerby will throw him a ladder.

But of course unk will not listen to any of this advice because he is arrogant and stubborn and refuses to listen to anyone else but himself, and the only person that could help him (gf) is involved in a massive pyramid scheme. I have no idea what's going to happen to him, but it's really not going to end pretty. Not because of the "haters" but because unk is so extraordinarily narcissistic and irresponsible, that even if he achieves minor success, it'll be extremely hard to unfuck the damage he's done to his life.

What video does he talk about unk aside from the 20 minute reaction?

youtube.com/watch?v=Un1IJIYUrys

Kendrik lemore

suicide when

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Where was this taken from?

>he didn't vote for trump

lmao

lmao

good meme

I dont wanna blend in how those other men did
Before they even got goin their careers ended
But not me I’m driven by a very different engine
That keeps rippin givin me incredible momentum

What did 200k go to? Is Unky so out of touch he built a home studio from the ground up and didn't know that you could make absolute bangers with something as simple as a laptop.

on the one hand I feel bad for this guy
on the other hand this is hilarious

More like he paid for studio time

building a studio would be infinitely better than whatever the hell he did do with the money

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Hey Trolls,

My name is Unkle Adams, and I feel sorry for every single one of you. All of you are mean, needle-dicked, no-lifes who spend every second of their day spreading hate on other people's videos. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever created any content? I mean, I guess it’s fun getting by by criticizing other people, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than creating content based on other people's content. Think about that. Don’t be a needledick. Just sign the contract. I’m pretty much successful. I am a rapper, a singer, and a motivational speaker. What content do you create, other than “ironic trolling”? I'm also originoo, and have 13 televisions (I just sold them; Made SO much cash). You are all leaches who should just delete your channels.

Thanks for listening.

I would pay Unkle to fuck my bitch while he sings Original

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I love unk as much as the next guy but he's no based god

this is the shittiest, laziest meme format yet

Its a Blur song

I'VE GOT AN UNCONTROLLABLE DEBT I WSNNA TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT
AN UNOBTAINABLE DREAM THAT MAKES ME SCREAM AND SHOUT IT

>The needledick
hahaha based unk

10/10

lel

man, seeing this guy makes me really appreciate what Andrew W.K. is doing. They have a lot of similarities between them, but one isn't a fucking moron.

I'd pay good money to see unk beef with scaruff

This is the beginning of the end
If this is how he reacts to critique it is clear he won’t succeed

billion?

wait, what's this about hannah's pyramid scheme?

Probably some MLM bullshit.

>the guy whose dream is not working out critizises guy whose dream is working out
Wew lad

DO IT CAUSE LOVE, DON'T DO IT FOR BUCKS, THE MONEY AIN'T LEAVIN' HERE WITH YA

Unke is no worse at rapping than Anthony Kleidis.

Maybe he can make it.

You should also add these lines
>I'm gonna make you humble
>just like a sex offender uncle
>even your mom who hates hip hop
>loves getting on top of my knob
>when I fuck your girl I go beast mode
>while you're in the corner stroking your chode
>I penetrate her a la mode
>when she gives birth, I left home
>so you have take care of my children
>sinking you further in even more debt
>you aren't original, just musically inept
>fiscally failing due to a mental defect
>that you had since your uncle ran his hands
>down your pants
>then fingered your ass
>before ramming his decrepit shaft
>you should go to sleep permanently
>and drink bleach

>has fantano reaction images saved on hard drive

Thrive I think

BALL'S IN YOUR COURT FAGTANOOO!!!!

he just ruined himself by turning off comments to be honest
it'll be back in a week or two i bet

maybe with a band like RHCP, not with royalty free beats

I feel genuinely bad about all of this.

don't feel bad anthony,
but be sure that when he kills himself we will blame you

this is hard to watch, but also hilarious

Why does he think he can sell the tvs for more than they're worth in the store?

Imagine actually being a member of "ironic" facebook meme groups

At Least A Million is unironically decent and I can see it being played on a commercial

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Yes, she is currently shilling for a pyramid scheme right now

Man, I wish I was internet famous enough to have beef with Unk.

>People who don't even like rap like my music
>I'm different I'm a change maker

This is interesting now, because on one hand, I think he's delusional, however, I think he's trying to meme his way in by tricking people into thinking he really buys into his dream as much as he does.

yes, but he's not a good actor.
he's just playing that "fake it till you make it" game very poorly

I think he really actually thinks he is unique, or, to use a word created by Unk, original.

would you rather see Unk have sex with 50 men or one dog?

Dog

50 men

Im gonna bring this up probably mroe than once till it happens, but I think at this point someone needs to reupload his videos so we can watch them without giving him views. If this thing keeps going like Unk says it will then over time he is gonna get a lot of ironic viewers. People will start watching this like a reality tv show. We need to reupload them so he doesn't think this will succeed from all the ironic viewing

I'd rather have watch his girlfriend with the dog.

we should use this image for the next thread which will be pretty soon considering we are at 280

way to prove Unkle right, guys
you're honestly all so pathetic. i feel sorry for you. i really do.

episode 10 is out lads. its not very juicy but he's going full retard on fantano

>not very juicy
it's plenty juicy. the only downside is that he didnt talk about his finances much

fuck off unk

yeah thats probably why i didn't feel it was juicy. i like that he changed his tone though, he's very positive anymore

unkle has:
a car
a gf
a house
a budding music career (he's only just getting started)


you have:
(nothing)


bitter. loser.

i think in Unk's mind his bullying doesnt count because he thinks of himself as a "counter-bully," i remember him using that term before.

I'm pretty sure the gf is experiencing stockholm syndrome

he doesnt have a house he sold that and ble all the money in like a month

unkle also has:
200k debt
male pattern baldness
a skinnyfat body
lots of spare time during weekdays

>a skinnyfat body
What are you talking about? He's BEAST MODE!

Yeah, I gotta say he does look pretty fine, so he has that going for him.

He didn't sell his house. He got a loan against it.

Does this guy really believe he has fans

>A delusion is a mistaken belief that is held with strong conviction even when presented with superior evidence to the contrary. As a pathology, it is distinct from a belief based on false or incomplete information, confabulation, dogma, illusion, or some other misleading effects of perception.

he's a 6 at best. like no feature of his is outstandingly ugly but he's short and skinny and has nothing that brings anything interest to his appearance.

I disagree. He's pretty fucking gorgeous.

>he has no feature that bring interest to him
You forgot to mention his beautiful fade

no he said he sold his house. that's why he's living in an apartment and having to worry about rent. he says in the first video he sold his house

He took everything he had and threw it away. Then he started taking things he didn't have, and throwing them away. Now he's $200,000 in debt. So he could make Youtube videos. Social media is just bad for some people.

Was it autism?

It's a mid-life crisis. After decades of drifting through life unfulfilled he finally realized his dreams are slipping away so he decided to dump everything he has into making his dreams a reality.

What does he talk about openly again?

We need a new thread, the other unk thread is at 290 too so we def need a new one. id start it but I cant

Oh wow, he's even dumber than I thought.
Depression and anxiety!