Post your misheard song lyrics here

Hahajahahahaha holy shit

"never before have i fucked a squid"
- i just threw out the love of my dreams

listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=judWB4Bn-3c#Meshuggah_Misheard_Lyrics_(Future_Breed_Machine)

Had to bypass YouTube's age sign in bullshit

When I was a kid, I used to think the lyrics to Homecoming by Green Day were:

>I started fucking running as soon as my pizza drowned

He’s a little bit afraid of dyin’, but he’s a lot more afraid of your lion.

They hibernate but how they kiss the ground
Fuck her up and kiss the ass
Fuck now

Black old sun
Won't chew gum
And wash away the rain

Everyone who posted in this normie thread deserves a perma ban.

for years i thought "the need to escape" in love is a battlefield was "the nigger escape" and wondered why it was as popular and accepted as it was

Rock Sand You don't have to put on the red light
Rock Sand You don't have to put on the red light
Rock Sand (put on the red light)
Rock Sand (put on the red light)
Rock Sand (put on the red light)
Rock Sand (put on the red light)
Rock Sand (put on the red light) Oh

WRAPPED UP LIKE A DOUCHE

what song is that?

Why won't somebody come and save me from this naked end!

I DON'T WATCH GAY PORN

feel these sensations make me feel the pleasure of another man

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On Lorde - White Teeth Teens
Always thought she said
>And everything works out so good
>I wear the ROPE like no one could
Kinda like that more. These lyrics imply by not being able to fit in she kills herself and it's really haunting.
Even knowing the correct lyrics now, still gives me chills

Also always thought it was "Pure Heroin" not "Pure Heroine" because I guess I don't know how to read, but I also like the misread better here

>Excuse me while I kiss this guy

>Radio birdman out for blood

>sloosin' all my friends

There's the bathroom on the right

I would beat up a guy
I would beat up a guy
I would beat up a guy
I would beat up a guy
I would beat up a guy
I would beat up a guy
I would beat up a guy

I'll be the beauty queen in Sears

For Cherub Rockin the chorus I thought it was
>Who walks behind me
Instead of
>Who wants the honey
Until I looked up what that song meant.

Wait, those aren’t the lyrics to Disorder???

Kind sir, it's a mollusk affair

>Do the elderly couples still...
>Carissa hung and grab the prick prickly stick Sotto flicka the wrist, prick Prickly Road, ah-ah-ha
>Did ya see the Wurzels, no?
>Give me rabies, strangling babies at the hospital
>Violet Danse frenzical, kiss the few
>Let's take our shoes off, Wonder Showzen boke

OH YEAH, HURRY TO THE OLIVE GARDEN

It's "guide"

this one

youtube.com/watch?v=7N4jrY0T_PY

LOOKING FOR SPECIAL THINGS IN SODOMY

i did ask my mum about this

**mom

I lol’d

Holy shit this

SEEING IS MY CHURCH

I lold

Want to see nirvana, but don't want to diet.

this

khaleesi
fanta
why is it look like a panda

had to google the lyric because I don't know shit about cars

RIP A$AP, RIP Pepsi, RIP trayvon that nigga looked just like me.