Yeah I mainly listen to Panic! at the Disco, Halsey, and Mac Demarco

>Yeah I mainly listen to Panic! at the Disco, Halsey, and Mac Demarco

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Even with that phones their look pretty """mature""" for being fans of P!ATD

lol no way you're not an loser incel

>they all have the "DON'T DATE ME" bangs.
:/

More like the, "pls just dont pls" tumblr bangs.

>one in the middle sells foot photos to old men on the internet or 50 bucks a pop
>one on the left fucked her college professor cause he kinds looks like richard dawkins and he's just so deep and she feels like sometimes he's the only one thats gets her
>the one on the right had a boyfriend in highschool but he cheated so she tried to get dicked up at some club but no one wanted to fuck or the ones that did were too drunk or w.e happened but anyway now she straight up hates white cis males and posts on her tumblr all day about it
>all three thinking taking a video/picture and sending it their daddy has me shook in the slightest can film me saying you food son

how can i fuck one of those

1 dont be a simp
2 have lots of bread
3 they like "tragic backstories" so make her cry with some sad story how your uncle fucked ur butt when you were little
4 do not give a shit about their life

>Dress in oversized jeans, rapist New Balance shoes, an XXXL cum-stained sweatshirt, a pubic hair mustache
>Attend a feminist indie punk house show in your town
>Take the stage
>Flagellate yourself while calling for reparations for "POC bodies"
>Smoke some ironic menthhol cigs, down a handful of hardcore opiates for the a e s t h e t i c
>She'll swoon and tell you she's in a polyamorous relationship
>Play your cards right and she'll fuck you there, in public, as a brave statement about female sexuality
>Receive rape charge 3-10 years later

are these the type of girls that would think my cigarette burns are cool and not disfiguringly ugly?
not trying to sound like I think I'm hot shit, every time I look at them (left hand) I feel like a complete loser

Probably, these are type of girls who think smoking is cool but at most can only smoke lights.

Get some ironic face tattoos and start selling Chinese Xanax and you'll get at least some

is that what that is?
fuck i get super turned on by girls with that hair

The chance of these girls listening to Panic at the Disco is 0.0%

I think the 'LETS BE THE GENERATION THAT ENDS SMOKING' people are gonna win because I get really nasty looks from teenagers when I smoke cigarettes.

Why do women like Apple so much?

>user my ex bf abused me
>ok lol

How do you act aloof while still trying to show common curtesy?

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I disagree, I think it's only popularity and volume that's going down.
Most of my normie friends smoke one or two a day, or when they drink (which is all the time). All the whores and their bugboys in the music/art world do it for the aesthetic.
People aren't as keen on doing it as public since it's still very much a "poor" thing (which is why hipsters were quick to get in on it), but the enjoyment from a cig isn't something that's gone away.

probably because you smell like shit when you do it

Teenagers now are already a post smoking generation. Its the 20-35 year old generation that killed it, most kids these days probably don't even have any relatives that smoke unless they are in redneck families or aren't white

if you've actually been through some shit in your life, it weighs on you, and you act off and distant, even if you're actually trying to be attentive and somewhat nice.

These girls are kind of deceptive. They have marginally less surface level taste than the average basic white girl, (Frank ocean, king krule, Mac Demarco, Brockhampton) but they are still quite basic. They tend to lure you in with their nice bodies and openness for sex, but they are way more shallow when you get past that. Usually they are bisexual, the hardest things in their lives are putting up with their conservative parents (considering they tend to be super liberal), and they tend to be manipulative until you take away what they desire most, attention. Once you start paying them less attention, they'll start paying you more attention, unless if a more desirable guy crosses their path first.

I'm pretty conservative and I can't stand lying and pretending to be someone else.
Probably a good thing in the long run but for right now I wish I didn't care so much ://

What, did you fall for an art hoe girl? Yeahh, been there done that. It really sucks because it tends to be the closest you can get to a cute girlfriend that's open minded and has a music taste that you can actually have some sort of discussion about. I remember I had to lie a bunch and fake how liberal I was to attract this one qt art hoe. There came a time when I couldn't stop thinking about her, and I was on the verge of confessing but something deep down kept me from doing so. Eventually I went on a vacation and didn't see her for awhile, and during that time I came to realize that I was lying to myself and that she really didn't give a shit about me, she just wanted attention.

>their nice bodies and openness for sex
ok, I'm in

not one of them looks a day over 13

lmao you just described the situation i'm in to a fucking tee

i will always approve of these threads for the deserved mocking of these brainless idiots and their equally useless male counterparts

>OP thinks anyone listens to Halsey

>Receive rape charge 3-10 years later

Ah the good old post-sex consent removal. Really a work of pure art

20 yr old here. Everyone smokes at university. I picked it up to fit in but I havent smoked in a few weeks and have no cravings for it so we will see.

Act more pretencious. Some cunts at my lib arts school tried to pull the whole Im better than you because I listen to Radiohead and Mac Demarco and I responded by saying I only listen to field recordings and scrambled cb radio or some shit. Got laid that night by acting like an asshat and acting superior.

at least you don't listen to melanie martinez

it’s not hard.
but do know that you’re actively participating in the degradation of western society by “empowering” these women.
they’re not necessarily fucking you for you, per se. a major component to their sex drive is the constant need to feel emancipated from some oppressive boogeyman, in this case the “patriarchy”. they think that having sex is a radical way to rebel against this enemy, what they call “sexual liberation”. this is also why they dress like retards and post nudes on twitter.
you’re not liberating them, you’re quite literally taking advantage of them. this isn’t rape, since they know full well what they’re doing, but if the sex isn’t satisfactory, they’re going to feel empty because they’ll realize that they’ve bought into a lie about how to find happiness. instead of blaming themselves for being stupid enough to fall for that, they’ll blame you for everything.
most of the time it’ll end with them talking shit about you in graphic detail behind your back. they’ll be a bitch to you because you “didn’t respect them enough” to fulfill their sexual and emotional needs. you probably won’t have a shot with any mutuals after that.
if you’re unlucky, they’ll say you used the “power dynamic” between you to “take advantage” of them. then you’ll get kicked out of college because of the kangaroo courts. this didn’t happen to me but it’s a common occurrence.
if you’re good at sex, go for it. you’ll satisfy them and they’ll probably fuck off, taking their unsatisfied emotional baggage with them. if you’re not, be careful. they think they’re strong and independent, but they get snared by biology and blame you instead of accepting it themselves and realizing that men and women are indeed different.
>TLDR
don’t fuck art hoes if you’re not good at sex

Did you really type all this shit lmfao

it’s 2 am on sunday morning
I just got off my shift and have nothing to do

DIE
DIE
DIE YOU FUCK

thats a lot of generalizing statements about women in striped shirts and overalls

why am i so attracted to these girls

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>shit thats not good
>yeah I know
Continue that conversation for 10 minutes, shift it to sex (or female masturbation, they love when guy try to ask about their sex habits) then bed and forget

i hate the progressive stuff as much as everyone else, but the absolute worst thing about this scene is the fucking cigarettes. those things are disgusting but these enlightened pricks think they’re cool. Fuck

I wish meme eyebrows would die

>women

For me it's the short hair

Have a tumblr account

who started this bangs trend

tumblr

No, no, no. That’s truly the best part, at the end of the set you walk outside and see all the faggots and numales chain smoking and the smell is overbearing. That consolation knowing that they’re all going to get cancer and die before you is magnificent (obviously the hair dye, opiates and all the other disgusting substance shit they ingest contributes too). Call me edgy but I can’t help but grin when I see all of the cig degeneracy during and after the DIY shows

YOU SICK FUCK
YOU HAVE LIPSTICK ON YOUR DICK

Me too man... pretty much same thing
Girl i was with was extremely pro hillary and really didn't give any shit about me, just wanted sex I'm petty sure

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yeah you're close but you're a little off with that patd and hasley
>mac demarco
>king krule
>tame impala

Hit the nail on the head w/ those picks

I want an art hoe to put her hairy musky pussy on my face!!!

Easy to use and socially acceptable, just like themselves.

All bisexual but are way too vanilla to do anything past first base with other girls

>wanting to fuck literal roasties

stfu incel!!!!

Don't forget tyler and brockhampton.

There's a lot of things I hate about DIY scenes but cigarettes are just so fucking irrelevant. I'm not a smoker so you know what I do? I don't smoke.
I bet you're both betas who don't dance and give deathstares when someone dancing bumps into you.

be urself :)

lol sounds like me

Go smoke a camel crush faggot, I’ve danced at every show

Please send webms of you rubbing your greasy femanon snatch to lesbo porn

Good to hear it, it's sad that most people dont. As I said I don't smoke, the smoking takes place outside at every single show I've ever been to, including the like 25 I went to in winter 2015 in Boston the worst winter in the history of the city, you're not being exposed to secondhand smoke why do you care?

>i'm a white girl with ultra thin lips, let me apply lipstick way over the outline and pout to make it look fuller.

the girl that's attreacted to me t my job is a cam girl on the side. Waiting for her to actually tell me since she wants to date and tell me all her problems about her mom being a racist.

that's not how it works incel

As you get closer to dating her, make sure to push her off slightly. Basically get to the edge of dating and having an official relationship without it actually happening, while seeming uninterested. Trust me, she'll go fucking nuts for you, and you can fill her up as many times as you need to until an actually stable girl comes around.

t. art hoe

definitely a loser incel

bangs are a good way to improve chubby/unaesthetic faces. they're like beards for girls

Rrally made me think

???
Even a fivehead is better than bangs. No one, guy or girl, looks good with hair matted onto their forehead.
Can't think of a worse hairstyle other than the "pixie cut"

mac demarco has become too popular so now its connan mockasin

bangs look fuckin terrible 80% of the time, its like the opposite of beards for guys
also why does mac inspire so much anger here still, is it the goofy personality or just the fanbase

The funny thing about this whole pretentious modern artsy/music trend that's been going on for the past decade or so is that all these people (including you) will literally grow out of it.

It's going to happen, previous generations went through their own versions of the same phase that dominates their late teens - 20's. It's how life works.

When you get older you will someday wake up and suddenly feel exhausted by everything that you've manifested yourself as, all the shitty thrift store clothes, the vinyl you never listen to, the posters on your wall, your shitty apartment. You'll wash all of it away and look back and wish that you had commited your youth, particularly your wealth, time, and energy to something more worth it.

There is nothing wrong with Mac Demarco's music
>other than a good chunk of the fans

Lemme guess, you have a Caesar cut and buy clothes based purely on comfort?

lol this isn't even a music thread it's a sad reddit boy thread, go shoot up some schools faggots

They're easy lays generally, especially if you know how to work the Indie aesthetic.

Because a lot of them are good looking and they have an uncommon look. For me the short hair is what pushes them over the edge because it's completely disappeared from the mainstream and is the patrician hair length.

Not true btw

Quality thread. A lot of responses could be potential ethnographic texts on art hoes

Take these white art hoes, but make them asian, then youll make my dick hard as diamonds

A girl I used to like in high school turned into one of these types

kill yourselves

please go outside

because you're a faggot

too bad they're probably getting the art hoe puss that night while i'm walking to mcdonald's for all-day breakfast

she didn’t even TRY to get the lipstick on the line

I see you are a man of taste user

You'd be wrong, user

I've got le alt right meme haircut and buy clothes that look good, not stupid trendy shit that makes you look like a 2004 hobo for irony points.
Girls look like androgynous freaks with the current way of cutting bangs, guys will look like Lloyd Christmas at best

so many of these cunts loitering about before and after gigs that you know just showed up to update their instagram/snapchat stories and make awful videos whilst the bands were playing

how will he ever recover

post fit

lots of girls in Oregon dress like this

>tfw normie boring guy from nice family
>make living from art and super into art, BA in history of art and studied classical atelier method
>these sluts get called artsy and probably laugh at me for being "omg like my fucking boring dad"

>le alt right meme haircut
What even is this? An undercut? No one thinks this is alt right, not even SJWs

only in like eugene
i live in medford and get none of these

Let the dumb fashy think that the characteristics of the alt-right arent obesity and Cred Forums memes clothing

yeah but how big is yr peen?