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Samuel Torres
Samuel Torres

ITT: albums soy consumers will never understand

All urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=MW6ddB-WmWU
youtu.be/4iaj2w7Bp58
youtu.be/2Vyw_FGIhAE
youtu.be/Dxr5sKyK8ys

Nicholas Wood
Nicholas Wood

bump

Jaxson Thompson
Jaxson Thompson

soyposter outs himself as a buttblasted metalfag
Checks out. Is this the beta uprising?

Angel Ward
Angel Ward

Found the soyboy , yes metal is something you types just will never understand. It's too high T

Xavier Bailey
Xavier Bailey

metal

Ian Gray
Ian Gray

t. butthurt soy guzzlers

Nolan Cruz
Nolan Cruz

atleast i dont guzzle cum like the average metal fan
honestly knowing that you people breathe is fucking disgusting and i wish all of you would be publicly hung

Xavier Miller
Xavier Miller

t. child, true anti-soy is good dadrock. metal is the musical equivalent of based kekistan

Daniel Evans
Daniel Evans

metalheads are soybabbies
Not even surprised desu

Jacob Lopez
Jacob Lopez

atleast i dont guzzle cum like the average metal fan
Metal fans don't guzzle cum
So I guess this means you're gay then

Bentley Harris
Bentley Harris

I actually do like a lot of metal, but getting coked out chimps to play your instruments and cookie monster to do your vocals is unlistenable.

Jayden Robinson
Jayden Robinson

anti-soy is good dadrock
Doesn't understand that the soy meme is about calling people low T
Implying old men have high T
This reminds me of something

Ian Flores
Ian Flores

pictured: ~metalheads~

Luis Russell
Luis Russell

Metal fans could not guzzle more cum. Their entire musical identity is a combination of faux-badass posturing and an arms race type circlejerk surrounding "technique", they don't even know what the word sensibility means.

Aiden Murphy
Aiden Murphy

CHAD COMING THROUGh

Carter Cox
Carter Cox

These people literally look like all the metalfags I've ever met, except some of the metalfags had long hair

Brody Jones
Brody Jones

t.soyboy

Aiden Sanders
Aiden Sanders

Not liking distortion
"What's even the point of low-fi"
"this is too fast, I can't even hear the melody"
Take some zinc supplements sometime lel

Nicholas Ward
Nicholas Ward

soymetal

Justin Cox
Justin Cox

t-score below 1000
holy fucking yikes

Parker Allen
Parker Allen

Jeff Rosenstock is just a walking bag of soymilk

Aaron Reyes
Aaron Reyes

metal

Hunter Carter
Hunter Carter

this is true, most people who enjoy metal music enough to make it a part of their identity look exactly like the people in that image

Ethan Roberts
Ethan Roberts

80s black sabbath is the ultimate soyboy repellent
youtube.com/watch?v=MW6ddB-WmWU
absolutely based

Kevin Martinez
Kevin Martinez

combination of faux-badass posturing and an arms race type circlejerk surrounding "technique", they don't even know what the word sensibility means.
You could say that about rock and punk, and classical as well.
They don't even know what the word sensibility means
Pffffffttf HAHAHAHAHAHA

Oliver White
Oliver White

image references a "video game"
peak soy

Charles Stewart
Charles Stewart

t. consoymer

John Butler
John Butler

Those all look like indie rock and vidya sound track listeners tho.

Mason Rodriguez
Mason Rodriguez

i honestly can't think of a single group of people worse than metal fans, they're fucking troglodytes

Daniel Reed
Daniel Reed

FRIGHTENED

Leo Parker
Leo Parker

SHOOP DA WHOop
IMA FIRin MA LaZER!!!!!!! haHAA XD

Eli Diaz
Eli Diaz

all the soyboys ITT can do is deflect
N-no you

Juan Parker
Juan Parker

(not true, by the way)

Lincoln Morris
Lincoln Morris

lol you've never seen the metal crowd

Oliver Parker
Oliver Parker

i honestly can't think of a single group of people worse than metal fans, they're fucking troglodytes

Parker Morgan
Parker Morgan

(Very true by the way)

Jose Watson
Jose Watson

i can't think of anything wrong with anything in that image

Colton Ramirez
Colton Ramirez

(not true, by the way)

Justin Martinez
Justin Martinez

that guy's hot

Charles Perez
Charles Perez

that guy gets more pussy in a week than you'll get in your lifetime

Oliver Richardson
Oliver Richardson

jfc this insult is becoming way overused
at least cuck worked for the most part

Levi Hall
Levi Hall

Metal heads are balding men with problem glasses
Not guys with lots of tattoos, long hair, and decorated jean vests
Pffftttttt

Ryder Howard
Ryder Howard

t. terrified metalcuck

Hunter Powell
Hunter Powell

(not true, by the way)

Adam Rivera
Adam Rivera

Deflection levels that shouldn't even be possible

Christian Morgan
Christian Morgan

You're thinking of punks. Metalfags look like soyboys except half of them have long hair. Problem glasses are exclusive to women, black rectangular glasses do not carry a political identity.

Zachary Torres
Zachary Torres

THIS
metalheads have gorgeous long flowing locks, the best clothes, the dankest tattoos, the list goes on

Gavin Sullivan
Gavin Sullivan

this guy's chad af

Michael Collins
Michael Collins

No I like low-fi, there is nothing melodic about OP though.

Jordan Reed
Jordan Reed

everybody below this line is gay

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Alexander Wood
Alexander Wood

implying anyone who seriously likes che also likes a centrist neolib

Ian Brown
Ian Brown

Problem glasses are exclusive to women
*And balding/effeminate men
No you're thinking of punks
Punks usually have the vests but they have crazy body mods and hair dye, metal heads have long hair, vests, beards usually, and tattoos.

I see you've never been around either crowd in your life

Liam Gutierrez
Liam Gutierrez

hi im gay and like soy

Eli Taylor
Eli Taylor

wtf i've never felt this way before but suddenly i have an insatiable craving for cock

Noah King
Noah King

side affect of all the estrogen from consuming too much soy

Hunter Brooks
Hunter Brooks

will you please dick me

Adrian Hughes
Adrian Hughes

There is nothing melodic about that album
And that's how I know you don't like low Fi , that's extremely melodic metal, it's basically hard rock

This is low fi
youtu.be/4iaj2w7Bp58
This is 2spooky for a soyboy like yourself
youtu.be/2Vyw_FGIhAE

Nathan Howard
Nathan Howard

Again, black rectangular glasses have no political identity, they're just the most common men's eyewear. It'd be like saying a toyota camry or ford fusion is a political statement.

Punks aren't frequently tatted
Metalfags also are just more dressed down than punks, punks posture a lot in their dress

Nicholas Howard
Nicholas Howard

are you desperate to keep this thread going by samefagging

Isaiah Rivera
Isaiah Rivera

t. arsehurt soyim

Julian Barnes
Julian Barnes

Is shit high in testosterone? So many people on here claim that shoveling shit down your throat and enjoying it is the only way not to be a soyboy...

Jace Turner
Jace Turner

Again, black rectangular glasses have no political identity, they're just the most common men's eyewear. It'd be like saying a toyota camry or ford fusion is a political statement.
Missing the point of stereotypes
Ffs

Jaxon Ortiz
Jaxon Ortiz

seeing stereotypes when it's actually just ubiquity

Julian Bailey
Julian Bailey

Your music a shit
No, my music is patrician. You're just to low T to understand it.

Ryder Nguyen
Ryder Nguyen

ah, i see you're a consumer of soy metal
let me show you some TRVE chad metal
youtu.be/Dxr5sKyK8ys

Gavin Gonzalez
Gavin Gonzalez

Seeing ubiquity because his brain is too dysfunctional to have basic pattern recognition

Eli Parker
Eli Parker

noisey
found the soyboi

Kevin Watson
Kevin Watson

the face of the 'high test' metal community
At least listen to some Black Sabbath or Metallica, not that cringy grunted shit where every song is blast beats and tremolo picking on two notes.

Matthew Bailey
Matthew Bailey

That's Ghost's prog rock tho

Robert Ward
Robert Ward

At least listen to some Black Sabbath or Metallica, not that cringy grunted shit where every song is blast beats and tremolo picking on two notes.

Aiden Davis
Aiden Davis

WRONG

Lincoln Hall
Lincoln Hall

“Soyboy” is a term co-opted for use as a meaningless pejorative in order to vaguely call someone else’s authenticity into question and, by extension, claim authenticity for yourself.

It serves no conversational function and imparts no information, save for indicating the opinions and preferences of the speaker.

Meanwhile, a market myth has sprung up around the term, as well as a cultural bogeyman consisting of elusive white 20-somethings who wear certain clothes (but no one will agree on what), listen to certain music (no one can agree on this either), and act a certain way (you’ve probably sensed the pattern on your own).

You can’t define what “that kind of behavior or fashion or lifestyle” actually is, nor will you ever be able to. That’s because you don’t use “soyboy” to describe an actual group of people, but to describe a fictional stereotype that is an outlet for literally anything that annoys you.

The twist, of course, is that if it weren’t for your own insecurities, nothing that a “soyboy” could do or wear would ever affect you emotionally. But you are insecure about your own authenticity - “Do I wear what I wear because I want to? Do I listen to my music because I truly like it? I’m certainly not like those filthy soyboys!” - so you project those feelings.

Suffice it to say, no one self-identifies as a soyboy; the term is always applied to an Other, to separate the authentic Us from the inauthentic, “ironic” Them.

tl;dr: if you believe soyboys exist, you are a plebeian.

Lincoln Wilson
Lincoln Wilson

o-oh shit my bad dude, i t-take that back
i didn't realize you were chad as fuck....

Jaxon Torres
Jaxon Torres

Nice try fraudster. You're not me.

Easton Thompson
Easton Thompson

Nice try fraudster. You're not me.

Thomas Perez
Thomas Perez

t. soy

Josiah Jenkins
Josiah Jenkins

soythrone

Sebastian Garcia
Sebastian Garcia

t. soyboy

Michael Hernandez
Michael Hernandez

being so insecure that there NEEDS to be a pattern in not only behavior and taste, but physical appearance and identity to justify people liking different things than you on the music board of a polynesian soap carving website

Connor Peterson
Connor Peterson

extreme metal is soy music for hipsters

John Murphy
John Murphy

It's a meme you fucking doink.

Ryan Perry
Ryan Perry

Needs to be a pattern
Implying there isn't a pattern and my ability to notice similarities is part of some elaborate psychological mechanism rooting itself in impotence
Projecting this hard

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