/olympic/ webm thread II

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cute

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thats some nice kino

someone please post the death march kino

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based

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Thats actually switzerland but no biggie

What event?

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DEJA VU

my mistake
skiing

BACK ON THE ROCKS BACK ON THE ROCKS
BABY

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do points get taken away for that?

Classic

Not as a deduction, but the way you skate after the landing is a part of the GOE score you get for the jump, plus it could have a negative impact on the component score in general. In reality though nobody cares. You do the big elements cleanly, you get the high scores

This guy is too legit to quit, and he knows it.

based aussies

the gift that keeps on giving

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>That look on the Canadians face

I actually saw this live and knew it would be in this read eventually

The overlay just makes it all the more brutal

As a homosexual man,this is a huge fetish of mine.

>lowest rating from the USA

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Anyone have the Chloe Kim gold medal run?

Is there anything more homosexual or German than the double luge?

so is he ok? Any word from the hospital?

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if they rode it down like this. other than that, no, I don't think it could be any more homosex

kino

lmao who comes up with these sports?

this is actually nice

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at least he didn't get Reinstadler'd

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don't watch if you're superstitious

and I even got triples.

did she fuck up or did the wind pick up at the wrong time?

very cute

fuckin eurosport

be glad I didn't post the batman clip
no she's just that good. Or not good. She only qualified because she's Korean

>teeth loss
She did? I saw that live and it looked like she just had a nosebleed.
What a qt she was before that

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Cred Forums in one picture

i'm scared

That dude then was given the flag and kept dragging it on the ground.
Your flag protocol deems it a mortal sin.

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>Your flag protocol deems it a mortal sin.
actually, that's a common misconception. the american flag touching the ground does not call for its immediate destruction

She okay?

Supercute 1 woman curling team

I bet her foot isn't

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Is there one of OAR goddess Anastasia falling?

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beast, but whenever i open these webms i expect someone to get rekt

>when the tail of her shirt & jacket lift up and you can see the small of her back at the end of her fourth jump

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hahah typical hawkeyes

t.cyclone

Anyone have that one of a figure skater looking super happy after finishing a routine? it's just a close up shot of her and she was so fucking cute
Hard to describe

Saw it in a previous thread
I think she was Italian, not sure though

this one?

Nahh mate, it was much more close up than that
That one is pretty damn adorable though

>777

What did he mean by this?

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hype. can't wait til skiing

>I think she was Italian
probably the 15 year old russian girl
dont remember her name

WHO

Her hope and optimism: Gone.

Jessica Diggins

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Is that kid dead?

la creatura

happened to be playing some dixieland music (Bye Bye Bill Bailey) as I watched this. just perfect.

Awr, he ferl asreep

lol

Hey don't blame Canada for bullying the Cute Bows. That was the filthy Swiss.

inb4 poison attack.

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better than expected. Disappointed nobody dabbed.

LION COME FORTH
COME FROM THE NORTH
COME FROM THE NOOO OOO OOO OOO ORTH

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Poulin recognizes the Finnish forward is cutting in for a breakaway so they just waits and then lifts her stick. Nice simple play

cant believe this one hasn't been posted

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underrated wubm

Holy shit, who was this?

I actually spit my drink out when he missed it the second time

I'm dying here

Give me one moment in time

Is there anything that makes a qt qter than a blood nose?

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How much for a pizda like that?

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Damn, that Russian gets real low

to the windowwww to the walls

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was that guys dad a big time skier in the early to mid 90's? or am i thinking of a different guy?

STOMPED
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Underrated

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Did he win?

Oh look, Mika Hakkinen has let himself go

>griffin

anyone have webm of queralt falling down / throwing her board at the end of her run? :3

>she makes a swastika of her body to destroy israel
Based

i don't know if this is cute or immature. but she looks cute.

why does she sweep her own stone as it leaves the point area?

is there a worse sport than speed skating? no.

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>save

You won both gold and bronze IIRC, pretty sure that makes you the gayest, friend.

didn't know un was such a bitch

because otherwise it would have been in a position to be hit into their own stone in the button, albeit a very difficult play to make

ahh. thank you.

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Cute

yes, going sideways on your ass is actually faster

hot

OH NO NO NO NO

you can see the wind torque the rider

Fucking hell, looks like she fucked both her feet up good.

Good thing you don't need them to lie down, I guess.

>Canada's face when she has to do that shit

according to news she didnt ,walked out of event on her own

Get OBS my man.

kino

I originally made this. I have since moved to OBS so no worries my man

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Pls delet

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that's real thirsty man

jerk off or something

fourcade won gold tho

pucken flydde

Yes, a gold medal in not making the podium

AAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHHAA

breddy weak

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>His face after
JUST

>Netherlands disrespects Ted-Jan Bloemen by denying him 2014 Olympics
>pledges allegiance to Canada
>wins gold, and silver for us

All according to plan

Ass = destroyed

post some ski cross stuff from last olympics

I love our based multicultural society. Rest of the world can fuck off with all their alt right protectionism. We will gladly sit back and take in the best and laugh at you when your rejects start styling on you with the leaf on the shirt.

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I audibly winced

ah yes, my favorite winter sport, the downhill walkie talkie chase

is that legal to carry the puck with the feet?

Yeah, its just usually way more efficient to use your stick

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#cheesechase2winterolympics

It's like an ice worm getting closer to its target.

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What did they mean by that

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She might have been pretty before but now she looks old

That one is brutal, hope he was ok because it looks like could have easily broke some bones.

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what's that stormtrooper doing there?

wow that just kept getting better

I like his SI jacket. I wonder if its fake.

She's trying her best

>STAY ON TARGET

lmao

BOI

*teleports behind u*

I wanna smell her pooper

gah

love it

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Based Espana, thinking about the kids at home.

>le 56% face

Is competitive mass shooting finally olympic lads?

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cute

Kek

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>Not going full Rey Mysterio and spiking his head into the ice

best webm

Make a webm if Mikaela jumping over fences just to hug her bf

It’s in this video with under a minute left.

nbcolympics.com/video/mikaela-shiffrins-2018-olympics-golden-start

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This thread is kino as fuck

Are you kidding me, I wouldn't let her leave the bed.

Broke his neck on this fall by the way

>Schairer was looking to secure his place in the semi-finals of the snowboard cross when he crashed out in the final moments. He lost control as he came over the last jump and landed heavily on his back and neck. Schairer managed to return to this feet after the fall but looked visibly shaken as he crossed the line.

>The 30-year-old reportedly complained of severe pain in his chest when he was assesed before being rushed to hospital. And it’s understood the boarder has fractured the fifth cervical vertebra in his neck. Schairer is expected to return to Austria imminently to receive further treatment.

I just don't get how or why he couldn't keep the board under him
Maybe it's me being a wakeboarder (the board is much stiffer) but I've never had a problem keeping it under me.

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This is actually a technique physical therapists use to "crack someone's back". You can see the snowboarder cross her arms, after which the therapist pulls on her hands while lifting her off the ground slightly. Think of it like cracking ur knuckles, but instead its ur spine.

It's only a matter of time before someone gets killed out there. Or has that already happened?

underrated webm here :D

blood for the snow god

don't forget that this happened to her immediately beforehand

the aftermath

that camerman in the beige coat, his jump is underrated

Did she died?

no updates yet

such anguish

Do you have a webm of the japanese crash in snowboard halfpipe?

czech it

More like Loss-stralia

Hahaha I love this. It feels like a pro playing against a child.

i wonder how it feels to play a sport thats absolutely irrelevant to 99.99% of people alive until every 4 years where it's relevant to like 0.10% of people

I fully admit that my "gaydar" is way off.

But are most male figure skaters gay? It seems pretty obvious but still not sure

Literally all of them look like they have down syndrome

I knew someone would appreciate this. We Canadians just know hockey :)

No.

He broke his neck somehow

Look at the way he fell, his head snaps back and hits the snow, which is pretty damn hard. Also, landing on your back is bad news in any way, you can get compression fractures.

When I was 16 I fell off a ski lift about 40 feet and got a compression fracture on my spine. Had I landed on my legs and not my ass I'd probably be paralyzed.

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Probably almost like it feels to post on an anonymous message board regarding the irrelevance of obscure sports, but less so

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GOAT

Finland is trash bro

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>Australian Kim Jong-un impersonator Howard says he is attending the Winter Olympics to take 'the piss out of' the North Korean regime

Based Aussies

see

holy shit when was this

Anybody got those based finn woman goals vs Russia? There were a few pretty ones.

I got a few

post pls

turns out they are a bit bigger than 3mgs so ill have to shorten them. should take 2 mins

As someone that does their best to uphold the flag code in my house and with those around me I think we can give him a pass just this once since he was incredibly emotional and also thinking about all the pussy he was going to destroy that night.

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My dick is a little hard from that

thanks

>flag code
jesus christ i hate conservatives and christians

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What did he mean by that?

We get it, you're a commie. Go move to Venezuela already.

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>commie
kek
go back to the 1980s grandpa

Fuck off cunt

>hates standards
>hates tradition
>has no morals
>embraces degeneracy and debauchery

You're literally a Communist.

You're the hillbilly gun-obsessed incel who lives in bumfuck nowhere.

The amount of samefaggotry is off the charts.

>tradition
Right, like women and black people not being able to vote? :^) Oh, right, I forgot I'm on a board with insecure white males who are afraid the immigrants are taking their "jobs," meanwhile they're raising terrorists who go out and shoot schools. PRAYERS! PRAYERS! That will fix everything!

Fucking retard.

The Finnish goaltending meme is real

i'm guessing you never went to college?

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Who or what pissed in your cheerios to the point here you felt the need to come to this Irish finger painting website and attack me as a person for saying that I respect the symbol of the nation I grew up in and love?

Society was much better, standards of living were higher and people were generally much happier pre 1960 before Marxism started infesting itself in the country. But you like sticking your dick in someone elses ass and somehow think that's progress, so what the fuck do you know?

i guess you don't seem too crazy about it, so sorry. there are some people who definitely freak out over it, even though it's literally a piece of cloth.

i don't have much nationalistic pride because our country is pretty shit in a lot of ways but moreover i can't help where i'm born, but i obviously do consider this place home and am proud of my country as well

>Society was much better
>pre 1960

That's funny because I'm pretty sure you weren't around then.

Enjoy no internet, no voting rights, lower lifespans, no unions, widespread homophobia and racism, a weak dollar, and a country still recovering from the great depression.

You Americans are truly deluded

The ones who are crazy about it where the ones attacking him on social media. I literally said "I think we can give him a pass just this once since he was incredibly emotional and also thinking about all the pussy he was going to destroy that night." Now if I see someone walking on or dragging the flag when I am out and about I will ask them if when they are done if I can have it to do what needs to be done with it. But in his case he had his gear, it wasn't intentional, and he was emotional having just won gold.

> standards of living were higher

welp, at least you made it easier to discard you opinion

>oh no, I'm shamed for engaging in debauchery and degeneracy. However will I live!

This is all of them

no internet, no voting rights, no unions, widespread homophobia and racism

Sounds like paradise.

(You)

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what went wrong here?

Womens Aerials Qualification, she was apparently fine afterword and took her second jump.
Must be some deep snow to break the falls.

Tessa Virtue/Scot Moire Ice Dance.

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Cred Forums tourist here, but this is exactly the thread I was hoping would exist. Thanks everybody

qt

Ah! Pls someone webm thos qt girls celebrating Russias 5th goal in the ice honkey right now

Could have saved it by tucking a flip

Hobag the Choker looks good there. Maybe if she stopped fucking everyone in the village she would win a game.

>swn make this face when you're moving new furniture into your matrimonial home and place a bulky item in a place she deems undesirable after you collapse in exhaustion

why live

And it feels fucking good too

>landing: 0.2

stop posting bandicam 1080p pixelyshit webms

Those two are just having way too much fun out there.

Does anyone have Torvill and Dean's stuff from the 80s? They're the pair responsible for bringing the showmanship to the dancing and working it into the routines. It'd be interesting to compare them to the current crop.

>not being able to kick the puck up when stick checked

What did she mean by this?

>capitalist swines always trying to stir shit
real classy

the real question is, when she winds up for a slapshot, are slapshots even allowed in women's hockey?

wow, it's rare to see such a prime example of a dead man walking

uhh, did this not cut his face?

lay down and rot

The only thing you cant do with your feet is score a goal, like reverse soccer

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Mfw I realize that is not their bare legs.

My life has been a lie.

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>SLAB
More like SLAG, innit.

She was so clo.. Just joking. Fuck.

Fuck man...that is horrible knowing that now.

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Hope he can get back on the board after recovering.

Nice.

why are we taking immigrants then? if they aren't taking our jobs what ARE they doing? sitting around getting gibs?

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too much borepuck

this picture literally shows everything i know about canada

hnnnnng

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it's not about how you start...

Did he get an official finish or was he DQed for that?

youre mom bitch LMAO

Based. Cologna apparently congratulated him and the nekkid guy from Tonga, who also competed in that race.

It's futile when Ronaldo is on tv almost all the time.

he was just doing karaoke on tv here
what a fucking guy

there is nothing wrong with what he did

>When I was 16 I fell off a ski lift about 40 feet

How on earth did you manage that

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Uhhhh I thought gymnasts were supposed to be firm?

:( sorry

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That is the most italian celebration I can think of

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such an ugly people

Is there a figureskating thread?

Rippon just got shafted again

>Jacobellis Choke 2018
Quality is shit, I know. If anyone wants something better lemme know and I'll throw it up on streamable or something.
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1518841140836.webm

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lmao

not cute

The shirtless Tongan moved to Austria with him to train 10 hours a day to learn how to ski. Pretty cool story.

this kills the aussie

He came in dead last I don't think anyone cared at that point.

TOKYO DRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

you had a chance and you blew it

In doubles you're allowed to sweep your own stone

that's weird, he LOOKS arabic...

>White Aryan master race

You know semen. That's what you know

>Madrazo no se dio un madrazo

bump for Anastasia Bryzgalova falling

BRUTAL

This one?

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So immersed

noice

lol

filename

it's big fun and great for first dates.

kek

DIAMONDS

What is this? Looks like the start to halfpipe. Man i missed so many good things this year

Cute leaf.

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don't bully maurice he was very sad of losing ;_;

Can a bro .webm the men's 1000m short track finals?

Hungarian took out 1st/2nd Korean, leading to Canadian/US to finish 1st and 2nd.

Thank you.

it's the gravitational pull of the jump. it's 100mph g forces or something like that

If I pull that off, will he die?

Kek

omg u should be an olympic snowboarder then

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>People are starving back home but Kim has cash to kit these women in sunglasses.

It's fucking messed up the shit that is behind their smiles.

Hopefully one day korea will be united and these NORK officials just fuck off.

FUCKING BASED

Shes a qt thou

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based Slovenia posting them webms

imagine being the bottom guy and
popping a boner. How awkward must that be kek

I really hope she gets points taken away for this shit.

>TELL ME ABOUT MAURICE, WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
>the frenchies, the manificat men

It must be nice to be a generals daughter.

>gaijin hunter

For me, it's Krista and her shapely butt

anybody know what's going on with the Team sprint? I guess Bjoergen and Kalla will
skip, so for Sweden/Norway it's Ostberg and Falk?

also, Bjornsen and Randall both had really good runs todays. I would pick Bjornsen but they will be competitive regardless. It's to bad that they can't find another good classical skier. Next year they should seriously consider putting Bjorsen and Diggins first and finish with Stephen and Randall.

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Everybody back in the pile.

Based Magyar.

fucking based.

Thank you friend.

It's like he's hiding russian ped's in plain sight

It's OK because the males in figure skating are gay, right?

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reminder: he won a gold medal few days after that crash

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Ha-ha

olymp flag = russia

And that's why non-Europeans shouldn't be allowed.

That is very aesthetically pleasing.

His personal space was violated. Please keep at least 3m away from finns.

>the course worker just helplessly sliding down at the end

anyone have the first thread? cant find it in the archive

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what's with this bbc coverage, you'd hardly know there were men competing.

Of course she can't leave her deathbed; she old

merci beaucoup

The GOAT event. Oh why did I give up competitive skiing as a kid

Our olympics in a nutshell

Værsågod

>no unions, widespread homophobia and racism, a weak dollar

sounds good to me

Some Americans are so cucked it's hard to tell if they're being ironic or not.

exactly what i was thinking

men really are dogs

you just know he stretched her

my ex looked just like her

this was a kino moment

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hnng

>why live
>h
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>l
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Reenactment of the 1950 crossing of the Yalu

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The Asian awkwardness is REAL

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WHY IS THIS BULLSHIT A SPORT

>gets gold
womyn lolympics

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welp there's her cooter

bitch got anal on the brain

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topkek

nah, it's why any thot with a tattoo shouldn't be allowed

where is the tattoo?

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That's the girl who couldn't believe she'd won it after making two flubs on the final run right?

u better have not violated her

>american education

can't make it out here, but i saw it in the HD video easily, it's some kind of rectangular design

>yw never be this ice

This is the best thing to happen in these games thus far imho.

why even exist?

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my goodness they are appealing

That's a kinesiology tape, not a tattoo

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>WHEN I WAS...

Stop leaf, just stop.

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Americans are very vulgar. A shy, polite Asian becomes unbearable when she becomes "American Asian".

Hej janti

Hej Hampi

The girl who couldn't believe she won because no one thought she had any chance in hell, even her.

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preview of tonight's anal banging

Was that right after her co-workers had suddenly been killed live?

yes

El goblino

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i thought kalla said she would do the team sprint? i hope she does. ingemarsdotter and falk are eternal chokers. especially if they have to go agasint oestberg

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Any Hege Bokko webms from the 500m race?

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Ronja Salvolainen is gooooooood

*Savolainen*

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Damn son

kek

world class bantz

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OHHHH, Canada!

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based straya

im pretty sure it was a special needs group like the >Iowa webm

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underrated post

This loop is near perfect.