/rug/

Cringe thread?
Cringe thread.

>cucketer cringing at anything

Lmao. Go stand in a field faggot.

Get beat up over a ball faggot

Why is /cric/ so angry

AWW BOOWLED EEEEEEEEM NOOOIICEE HAHAHA MOIT GOTTEEEEEEM OUD VOORA DUGG GUNT :D

>seething

POOKANA!!!

I thought this is /rug/

>jandals

Based Maori

>You now remember that /rug/ is in the middle of the years biggest international competition
>You now remember that /rug/'s biggest domestic competition begins in a couple days
>You now remember that their threads can't even reach 100 replies in what should be the peak of their activity

You lot are lucky that /cric/ would even grace these pathetic threads to be quite honest.

Sexual frustration.

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Hmmmmmmmmmmm

Yawn. What a bore.

>Guise
>ohnononononoo
>kek
>Goddeem

AWWWWWWW MOI8 THATS A SWOOOIITT BALL... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWLEED EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM HAHAHAHAAHAHAA HES GOOOOONE LMAOOOOOO
OH OH OH WAIT FOR IT WAIT FOR IT LADS

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WALLLLLLLLLLLLLLOP HAHA BAAAAAAANGGG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

GOTTEEEM

POOOOOOOOOOKAAAANAAAAAAAAAA

Ahh yes, Haka, constipated dance

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oh nononononononononononononnonononononononnononono

Nice two first games to get a clue about how Jaguares level is.
Last year was clearly better than the first.
Hopping for a playoff place this year.
At our peak, we should be able to win the group. At our peak.

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BATTER UP
STRIKE THREEEEE
NO RUNS FOR YOU LITTEL FELLA
BOWLEEEDD EEEEEM

>he feels threatened by a sport he doesn't watch
>he spends his free time posting in a thread about a sport he doesn't watch
It's strange stuff lads. Wonder wjat the psychology us behind it.

What format of grigget is this?

Wjat

>seething /rug/ babies?
>inform the janitor

Put my first bru picks up lads.
Feels good.

>all /rug/shits move here
>negativity from /cric/ disappears
You cunts are miserable

Jesus, /rug/ living inside /cric/s empty skull, rent-free. Bit embarrassing 2bh.

/cric/ desperate for attention as always

>no /rug/rats talk about being bullied in /cric/ every single day.

Personally, I enjoy watching rugby, cricket and a variety of other sports. I certainly don't limit my posting to one thread, nor do I get upset about what sports others watch or where they post.

Made that thread lol.
Why you so upset today m8?

This is how /cric/ pleads for mercy lads. Be vigilant.

>me
>upset
oh nononononononononononononononono

I mean, everyone's welcome on /rug/, but you just seem to have come for a bit of an angry rant. Everything ok today?

dumb neets need to keep the thread alive

>2 hours
>already on life support
KEK
OH NONONONONONOONONNO

Seething /cric/ NEETs will provide free bumps m8.

>the /rug/ Chad with family and social life so the threads die
>the /cric/ virgin posting in threads 24/7

Accurate.

Intelligent and muscular post

Hurricanes were beating Blues 26-14 with 10min to go at Mahurangi RC lads. Cant find the final score though.

Yep.
Blues 16 - 24 Hurrs

youtube.com/watch?v=rO-7gNvEHbg

*dabs*

she isn't attractive.

She's a 10 in Canterbury

>ratty hair
>crosseyed
>nose ring like a cow
>sticks tongue out like a retard
>man shoulders
>flabby belly
>another piercing
>dressed as a prostitute
>10 in Canterbury
yep that seems to be about right

Sounds like she would go down a treat with the Chiefs 2bh.

Go 1/15ths on a sexual assault charge m8

Yeah mate I'll get in there.

>First time we get a proper /rug/ thread not started by the BR fag
>Instantly ruined by /cric/ shitters

>last thread didn't have a title no /cric/ shitters
We now know what we have to do.

S H A R K S
H
A
R
K
S

This is the 3rd proper thread.
Keeps fucking 404ing you slack cunt.

I think you may be on to something here.

They're brainlets

>26-14
Already not Blues' year lads fuck

I was watching the ski qts you daft kiwi cunt.
And it's almost 4 am here, time for me to doze off.

Have a last age, I'll be back tomorrow.

I'm too lazy to go through the archives.

Post smugkenzie and avocado man.

Also there is still time to join the bru pool. I just made my picks. Thanks to for remembering to post the link.

How dare you

me on the right.

Is that a request for a meme dump?

My old man went to the game, he said it wasn't looking like Blues Year at all.

Huh. My old man went too. Weird.

Remember this? Good times.

your husbands?

My brother's done far too much with his life to be posting in /rug/ desu

My dad you queer

And I'm fairly sure you're not either of my sisters.

Take that back now!

Take it back where? Back to the cattle farm escaped from?

>seething

*increases thread britishness by 100%*

Toss us a picture just to make sure.

Make sure you bump the thread while we sleep you useless cunt

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Right is a right dog lad. Left is pretty nice.

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>The thread that google archived and caused Edwina to delete social media
4archive.org/board/sp/thread/69360081/super-rug-weekend-round-16

here go

Another quality OP from yours truly.

Must say that I miss CGW breakfast a lot. These current guys just have no personality.

The state of northern hemisphere /rug/ is what you fucks get for your shitt /cric/ banter and allowing the hue to run free. Northern hemisphere fucked off and only comes for game threads. Hope you're all ashamed of yourselves tbqhwyf

Based BYG /rug/ doesn't deserve you.

But we're not watching rugby Nov-Feb. Why would we be posting in a rugby thread. It's YOUR rugby season. YOU gave hue free reign. But we're back now so let's just keep /rug/ alive shall we chummy?

Northern Hemisphere has never been the backbone of /rug/, threads have only ever flown by when South Hemisphere teams are involved. We cannot be held responsible for your blunders

I'm not Blues Year Guy and I never have been

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Nice thread.
>real time

2016 was a good time for /rug/ as the casuals that were around for the world cup all bled off.

I never said you were posting nov-feb but it's your shite that meant that NH no longer bothers with it. And no, hue is your own fault. You fucks tolerated him and encouraged him because you wanted a pet.

/rug/ used to survive year round so something happened to NH posters who used to keep it alive you dense fucks.

Hue has been BTFO more times by kiwi posters than anyone in the history of /rug/

Well your abrasive and aggressive attitude certainly doesn't help. Maybe NH seething rage at everything killed your community.

>something happened to NH posters
It's likely that they were all jailed after the london terror attacks.

>you now remember seething Israeli muslim

>something happened to NH posters

>tfw a kiwi poster throughout our off season
>tfw there best the community had been was the first week of the 6N over that time
>tfw the kiwi casuals are back
Conflicting feels 2bh. Looking forward to the middle of the first half of the SR season once the hype dies a bit and before the casuals flood in again for mid year international's.

>/rug/ used to survive year round
Lmao /rug/ used to get 50 post threads all the time. We experienced a boom period between late 2015 and 2017 but you guys fucked it up.

Point out the casual kiwis so I'll know who to look out for.

Name just one time

How about today?
>Mr 365 non-casual is also hue-apologist
Go figure.

Wew this is what qualifies as BTFO these days? State of this place.

>wew

youtube.com/watch?v=CnNjKlQDb_I
Better or worse than Super Boom Boom?

BASED
A
S
E
D

garbage
at least boom boom was memorable

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honestly i cant stand pooropeean rugby fans

nor do i care about poorupeeans rugby

We should make 2018 a more positive year.

Jeez as if Superugby isn't doing badly enough they have to keep pumping these bad boys out to bury it even further. Unbelievable. Who the fuck is the target demographic here?

>just film a Chiefs party and play darude sandstorm over the top
There, I already produced a better promo

Super Rugby is back on lad, it doesn't get greater than this

rugby

I hope you are ready to man the gates with me, lad. The Kiwi's will be asleep now, so it's up to us

>late 2015

Kek. Way to expose yourself. Peak /rug/ was 2012.

Don't blame you after getting humbled in the Lions tour

thank lad, I uploaded it. It should be approved.

>tfw my superbru profile pic is 10 years old

Friendship with Finn ended. Now Huw is my best friend.

Shouldn't this already happen between NZ and Australia because of the reciprocal right to work in those cunts?

When will manlets ever learn

>The lines

Holy fk /rug/ made it through the long cold night. Well done lads.

Also, kiwis are up.

Since the 2015 Rugby World Cup the world’s top ten performances have been:

1 – England under the 58-year-old Jones – played 24, won 23 – 95.8 per cent.
2 – All Blacks – Steve Hansen (58) – 28, 25 – 89.28.
3 – Ireland – Joe Schmidt (52) – 24, 16 – 66.67.
4 – Scotland – Vern Cotter (56) – 22, 13 – 59.09.
5 – Fiji – John McKee (56) – 13, 7 – 53.85.
6 – Wales – Warren Gatland (54) – 25, 13 – 52.00
7 – Wallabies – Michael Cheika (50) – 29, 15 – 51.72.
8 – Boks – Allister Coetzee (54) – 25, 11 – 44.00.
9 – France – Guy Noves (64) – 22, 7 – 31.81.
10 – Pumas – Daniel Hourcade (59) – 25, 5 – 20.00.

Interesting. This is before last weeks games btw. I can't see Scotland or Fiji staying where they are.

Eddy Jones' best tactic of course was ducking NZ.

*NZ ducking England

Fixed

NZ agreed to play outside the tour window given suitable financial compensation. How is that NZ ducking?

>pay us to play you
>when all your players are missing

I've watched you try to explain it to him before lad. He's too thick to get it.

see
Why the fuck would England agree to that? They gain absolutely nothing.

Why the fk would England want to play the #1 team? You're right, I have no idea.

With none of their full squad and a massive chunk of ticket revenue going to the opposing team?

>implying if there was a challenging opposition players wouldn't have been called in
>implying England wasn't also resting lions players post tour
Hmmmmmmmmmmm

>players wouldn't have been called in
That's not how it works here my kiwi friend. If it's outside the international window, clubs have zero obligation to release players. Especially when there's champions cup and league games going on.

So why would NZ play a weakened English side with no club players released. Seems silly to me. All NZ players would have been available as there was no club obligations.
Maybe the English shouldn't dick around next time and commit to playing NZ before their tour was all booked up.

DUCKED
U
C
K
E
D

Try again next year pipsqueak

They're playing you in November.

oh nonononnononononoonnoonononononononononnonononononononnoonnonoonononnonononononnonononononono

Wouldn't surprise me if they postpone it.

Hello I am here now

thread suddenly smells 100% more weaselly

>TFW had to play the French multiple times because the weaselly English didn't want to play on that day
Feels bad man, why wouldn't you want to play the current world champs?

>All Ducks

Man I'm just thinking of all those girls that have ducked me. No I never talked to them or approached them but they still ducked me.

t. The mind of an Englishman.

My parents ducked me last year, they went on a holiday and didn't invite me. No I didn't ask to join them, or expres any interest in their holiday, and when they asked if I wanted to go I said no. But they still ducked me.

t. Englishman

Haka? More like QUACKA

Poorly-conceived posts
Excellent posts

blues year to be frank

Goodnight /ruggers/

Are BRs allowed in this sausage party here?

Lunch bump.

A true BR doesn't ask for permission. Enter in and go for the crowd.

how do I become a skuxx bros

Become a big strong kiwi.

Real BR
The closet homosexual

Now that's what I call a good post Vol:36

>doesn't know what a boom period means

Kek. Way to expose yourself.

I like huebro and his posting style, but I'll never post in his monkey gibberish threads as a matter of principle.

muscular

Principles are for soft-handed faggots who’ve never had to make a hard decision in their life.

10/10 quality kiwi post

Liking this agreeable new Argie persona 2bh.

You're fat and smelly and no one like you. Just saying.

Pretty random.

Kek, still seething over yesterday are we?

Are you talking to me?

THIS!

kek Aussie lanklet man just can't get it done like in Aussie.

>samefagging

Which ones?

/cric/ is up lads. You can leave this shithole behind!

Why are we not progressive like the afl?

/afl/ and their brothers /cric/ are unironically homos

Rugby has had mixed touch leagues since begore I was born. How progressive is that!

Lads buy one get one free whooper jr and chicken burgers from BK tomorrow. Think you have to mention the cricket, look up the rules of your interested.

Spent the night with a British Airways hostess lads, ama

What is your predictions for the first week of SR?
Score and winner please.

Stormers v Jaguares
Stormers to win with a bonus point, as they chalk up 38 points to the Jaguares 16

Lions v Sharks
Lions to lose their opener to the Shark's in a narrow affair which will be vastly dominated by the boot. Lions 11 Sharks 18

I am pretty sad that the South African teams are playing the first weekend, with the time difference, when there are Friday night fixtures in New Zealand, we get elite Friday morning fixtures over here

Cannot wait for winter.

I can't make any sort of significant judgements on the New Zealand or Australian teams, as I haven't even seen their squads. I back the 'Canes though to be the overall log leaders of the New Zealand conference, with Barrett outshining Richie Mo'unga

My missus once gave me a gobby while I watched the rugby. How inclusive is that?

Nah mate that was bloody perfect. The other games are second week.
I'm feeling along the same lines but expecting the jags to put up a bit more of a fight and to not concede a bonus point in a clear loss.

>cis-sexual
not inclusive enough for the progressive modern gam

I don't know, I can see either them or the Sunwolves picking up the wooden spoons in their respective conferences. Argentina has had an absolutely abysmal year internationally, I can see a lot of that negativity and form carrying into the Jaguares' season.

I would love for them to beat the Stormers cos I hate Cape Town, but I have to be realistic.

Did you just assume my our my missus’s gender?

Jags will be wooden spoon, I just think first outing that they won't concede a bonus point.
I can see your points as well though but feel first game jitters will level it out a lot.

True, first game jitters may prove to be the case, but I know that from preseason, the Stormers may have some form going into the game. I can see them being quite open though, but unknown about how well preseason went for the Jaguares, perhaps Argiebro can shed more light on it.

In other news, just hit a dab, lads, ama

What a gay thread. I miss the old /rug/

yeah actual /rug/ related discussion sucks aye

>discussion
KEK, two retards flinging their casual opinions at each other is not interesting in the slightest.

If the upper class /rug/ elites dared to share some wisdom, things might be looking up a bit but alas, the most foolish people tend to be the most vocal as well. What a pity.

Reminder to not reply to seething Kiwi fugitives from /cric/

why are white saffas either complete good cunts or just complete cunts
there's no middle ground

We have a love hate-relationship with your lot, Kiwi's and the British. Most of it stems from our sporting rivalries, well at least it used to, but we are a very competitive lot.

I agree that there are some of us that are very insufferable, I've noticed since moving to Johannesburg that it is very much a Gauteng thing. People from the coast tend to be a lot more relaxed and easy to get along with.

We do enjoy your lot though, I mean, Perth is basically an expat haven for us white Saffa's

Brisbane too
An employee of my dads gave us some Boerevurs or whatever the fuck it's pronounced
I reckon south african food is kind of underrated

You haven't lived til you've had a proper braai, lad.
We know our way around a fire, you must ask them to make you some Peppermint Crisp Tart or Melktart, they'll be very taken aback by that request. They're very good desserts though.

Yea, there are a lot of us in Brisbane and along the Gold Coast. Your country became a refuge for a lot of us at the turn of the millennium.

Im gonna write that shit down because Saffa food is almost completely unknown and really fucking good

Boerewors lad.

thanks, I thought it would would have "-wurst" in cause it's a sausage but I was wrong

Done being a wagecuck for another week lads.

How was Friday drinks at work?

y-yeah great heh

I started drinking at midday and have only stopped now, amam

Based /rug/ on surviving the night watch.

>tfw no qt 3.14 6n this weekend

One of you lads should photoshop Eddie Jones onto the front lad here, and Gatland the lad in the back.

bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-union/43087194

Scotland getting some decent depth in their front row again. Richie Grey and Alex Dunbar also nearly fit again. Could be a good Calcutta Cup lads.

>Schmidt said “yes and no” when asked if there has been a temptation to change how Ireland attack against Wales when looking back on previous encounters, before he points out that his team made eight clean linebreaks in last year’s 22-9 defeat in Cardiff, but just couldn’t find the finishing touch.

That's because they don't offload or have support runners or pass in behind the defence you dope.

Scotland are as terrible a rugby team as you are a poster.

Hue is an obnoxious little faggot.

>feeling threatened by Huebro
Pathetic.

Im up for you but every fucking year you lay down for the English like the pathetic fucks you are

Just do the rest of us a favour this year and dont go giving them a try bonus point

Can you do that for us

cheeky bump

SR starting tonighr lads and /rug/ is BUZZING. Might record lions sharks and watch tmrw morning.

It’s the same route, but it’s corrupted Dutch rather than German. It means farmer sausage.

What times are the games in best state (QLD) time?

Remembered there are no six nations games this weekend

SR games will be OP time -3 hrs

oh nononono

>>feeling threatened by Huebro

How retarded are you?

Can't be arsed with SR this year.

I feel you. I'd like to watch 6N and some pro12 but it's usually middle of the night stuff

*dasb*

>Hurricanes
>Crusaders
>Chiefs

Not confident /rug/ will survive the night lads

Stormers by 15
Sharks 4

FUCK POOPER RUGBY

FORCE FOREVER. BASED TWIGGY. FUCK RUGBY AU

It ain't right

brainy picks

dont watch rugby

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Great post, 10/10

ARC Day

reddit post

cringe

rugby is such a stinky sweaty slob ball sweat brainlet hairy ass pubes everywhere cankles cauliflower head shitty gordon bray accented piece of shit.
how can anyone honestly enjoy it?

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Is /rug/ in favour of gay pride in sports?

youtube.com/watch?v=BZQA-s9suZM

Never understood why gay pride = dressing up like degenerates

Have you ever met a gay? They're the most degenerate sub humans on the planet. Thankfully they auto remove themselves from the gene pool.

you would be surprised how many gay men get married just to have kids while they fuck dudes on the side

Is that what your dad did

unironically yes, and the dude he left my mother for did the same thing

haha got em reddit

who is lodge?

Now you have 2 dads?

Adam Ashley-Cooper is that you?

hi when is the rugby thanks

>kangz
>15 games
>15 losses

Today: Fullerton, Maldonado and Langford

Just tricked some loser into betting his money on the Chiefs next week. We did it Crusaderbros!

chiefs will win though

>Chiefs
>Blues
>Reds
>Bulls

Reminder that pre-season matches are a meme and it is still the CrusaGODS year

>season opener on right now
>dead poomunity
hmm...

Time to btfo white boys

They show them for free over there?

no

Pay per view channel even?

>pay per view

/rug/ happens on boycotted threads

Any Wales bros here? Earthquake? The fuck lads

4.9 in Swansea

twitter.com/LastQuake/status/964872997252329474

Caused by the Welsh team shaking in their boots at the prospect of playing the IreÜBERMENCSH

>player gets dragged along the floor by the jackaller
>doesn't get pinged for holding on
????

Why kick off your super rugby season with dud games?

Tempestuosos 28-20 Onças
Leões 26-19 Tubarões

Even when opponent team gets more indisciplined, Onças gets a way to loss

>hasn't beaten a non-second string Wales since 2014
>thinks they're hot favourites

kiwis are up.

Anyone who did not get both WPs should be kicked out of the bru for being a retard.

Could Treviso, dare I say, qualify for the play-offs?

How many matches in regular season now in Pro 14?

It's the Sharks year lad.

>that feeling of complete victory when you lead /cric/ to its own self-destruction

Were either of the games worth watching lads?

You the pedo lad? Can you fuck off we don't like people even pretending that shit here.

What? No. Fuck off yourself

That was me.

Well pedo guy was the reason /cric/ threads got banned for a day or so and why jannies are watching them like hawks. If you are the one that caused /cric/ to implode you are the pedo and should fuck off.
>read post
>checked name
kek

Never saw any pedo shit., and I've been on /cric/ a fair bit this week.
You seem to know a lot about it.

A guy came here or to another thread I was in and gave us the low down. Either you are a pedo and responsible for the recent downfall of /cric/ or you didn't do anything you said here Either way you should get out.

cringe

>I should get out of my own thread
hmm

Either your the pedo from there bragging or pretending to be them and bragging, that is cringe. Fuck off.

both of you are cringe but one of you is disgusting and should go

All three of you should gtfo

Almost got a record because of tonight lads, haha

US of A x Chile starting in 10 minutes

Where can i find stream?

We need shitspouter to come back and save /rug/ and /cric/

Creo que en Argentina habrá transmisión por algún de los canales de ESPN, pero habrá streaming del sitio de World Rugby, pero solo será posible verlo via VPN or adblock

He visto ahora. También hay streaming en Vipbox

youtube.com/watch?v=m7XiWX0cEVo

World Rubgy's youtube site is showing all the ARC games, its shitty flash stream quality but watchable

Meanwhile at REC

Germany 0-64 Georgia
Russia 48-7 Belgium

Spain x Romania scheduled for tomorrow

Georgia will be the New Zealand of the north in a few decades' time.

based opinion

Has he been gone? I always see post counts go up but no new posts and assumed he was still posting up a storm.

Thank you all

FT
US of A 45-13 Chile

Uruguay x Argentina XV starting in few minutes

You may only respond to me if you also got six badges in two /bru/ games.

You may only respond to me if you also have a /rug/ triple crown of the World Cup, Super Rugby and a 6N title.

Imagine waking up tomorrow and discovering you're Welsh
Dire thought lads

FT
Uruguay 17-34 Argentina XV

Canada x Brazil in 30 minutes

Is there a stream? I'll give it a watch.

World Rugby's YT channel

Match starting now

only on shity BeInSports which is a foxtel channel, equivalent to Sky for you

FT
Canada 45-5 Brazil

A mix of weather, long travel, poor performance in 1st half and indiscipline (a yellow card in 1st half and a red card in 2nd one). A night to be forgotten.

Standings after 3 rounds:

1. US of A 14
2. Argentina XV 11
3. Uruguay 9
4. Canada 6
5. Brazil 4
6. Chile 1

going pub lads a
any rugger on

no, only grig

Yes All Blacks v England, except with cricket bats and balls.

Get out of here you bogan fucks.

Woah woah woah take it easy tough guy

GOTTEM

*dabs*

*ascends /rug/ to page 1

*steals your farmland*

*hikes your house prices*

Spain vs Romania is on in about 30 minutes if anybody gives a fuck.
Free streamed on:
>rugbyeurope.eu/2018-rugby-europe-international-championships-m10-spain-vs-romania

Why was there only 2 super rugby games on this weekend?

Earthquakes

Kitten or puppy for my new house, ladies?

>Spain beats Romania
Well shit, considerng they also have the most favorable schedule (after the away game against Georgia, they host the game against Germany and go to Belgium). Looks like more and more that Spain will end as Europe 2 for the RWC and will face Japan for the opener.

22-10. Spain better than expected.

>one Friday night game
>it's the worst fixture of the whole 6N

hmm

Don't get a dog unless you're going to train them and walk them everyday.

>Wooden spoon game

The potential for memes are going to be great.

>"""Spanish""" national team

Exeter-Wasps game was pretty good.

Lot of Frenchies there
Also
>SNEE

>more french starters than the actual french team

Losing at home to Treviso who are missing 20 players to the Italian National Side

>The Dragons

I was at the game. I still cannot believe the result.
Also, it's not like Scotgland or Walegland are 'pure' either.

>Spain to replace "France" when

seething to see white men in his national team and not moors like himself

kiwis are up.

kek poor moriarty next season

Going to the gym before work mate?

Nah fuck that

>Also, it's not like Scotgland or Walegland are 'pure' either

Compared to "England" they're as Pure as a Swiss mountain river

When do you hit the gym then?

B-but we have some lads with Scottish blood in them who grew up closer to Glasgow than Liverpool but theyre english and so is the whole team

Finish work at 3 most days. Exercise then.

More foreign born players in the latest Ireland 23 than the last English 23.

>but I'm scared of black people

Not my problem.

>Thinking English born black people are English

Actually fizzing for Super Rugby lads

Hello /rug/
It's me

in fairness Kirchner basically butchered at least two try scoring opportunities and made a total hash of a couple of sitter goal kicks. He cost Drags the game

>Instead of my team having a few parachute players I'd rather that the natives of my nation were of a completely different origin and that my own people become absent

Imagine being English lads

I don't know who you're quoting, but there are always a steady stream of English players not good enough for England that can play for Scotland and Wales. We'll even train them up. You don't have to go into some autistic reasoning to justify having English players on your team, no one really cares.

He was fucking hopeless, but in fairness to him Bernard Jackman had him playing 10 and the guy is a full back

Goku?

Anyone else 0 productive minutes of work so far today here?

How many changes do you think will be made for your team Welsh lads?

Will Liam Williams come straight back in?

Pack will stay the same unless Faletau is fit again, he'll go straight back to 8
Biggar probably won't be fit but if he is, he'll be on the bench
Anscombe is highly likely to start because of his meme runs against England and how much Gatland sucks his dick
North will wrongly come back in for either Evans/Adams

I'm predicting...
15- Halfpenny
14- North
13- Williams
12- Parkes
11- Evans
10- Anscombe
9- Davies
8- Faletau
7- Navidi
6- Shingler
5- Hill
4- AWJ
3- Lee
2- Owens
1- Evans

Upvote this post if you knew Karmichael was innocent all along and yoy’re Happy that justice has finally been served!

>Lions v Sharks, Emirates Airline Park, Johannesburg

that fucking ref was a fucking poes

this

This right fucking here.
Fucking game made me seethe

Goodnight bump

>tfw New Zealand teams start on Friday

Honestly as excited as I was to watch the Sharks play.

Cannot say that I am too happy about having to wake up at 4 to watch the Hurricanes smash some efrikans

Just record it and have comfy Sunday brekkie rugby

Honestly considering going to that match to support the 'Canes

I give you my blessing lad. Print this out and show it to anyone who questions you.

Glasgow will win the owl

Lads halp

LADS

hi lad

Have the cheetahs accepted their subservience to big strong jocks?

Broke the bank and just bought Mako Vunipola and Beauden Barrett for my team lads.

FULLY
I
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No excuses now Ireland.

>Wales
>no excuses

Yeah right

>Scotland
WE WUZ SLAM AND SHIET

>Scarlets and Dragons lose to Benetton
>Glasgow Warriors already qualified for quarter finals in February.

Really gets me thinking lads.

So Glasgow can flop and get knocked out in the pool stages yet again? Can't wait.
>has to use Australia because your record against us is so bad
lol now that's pathetic

At least if he had used NZ you could argue that it's the yard stick everyone is measured to. Or using England it's the yard stick of the NH.

>P-p-please ignore the fact we got BTFO by a depleted Benetton.

>has to use Australia because your record against us is so bad

I got you m8

LADS

We are going to get a BSA visitor soon!

So how does someone get into this sport?

I really fail to see how Australia even comes into the equation? I could bring up some irrelevant shit about how you haven't scored a try against England at home for over 10 years.

What are your dimensions, my large friend?

wat

I meant, how do I start watching? Anyone have a crash course on leagues or something?

I crashed ur mums pussy last night

Nah, I just like laughing at the shitty celtic nations and starting in-fighting between them.

How do we stop the loutish Scottish behaviour in /rug/?

>tmo babby

I'll glass anye one a you cunts

*smashes barstool over the head of the nearest scottish lad*

Super Rugby resumes on Friday lad, be awake for those matches and engage in the thread at that time with all the other Southern Hemisphere posters. Right now its NH time, so /rug/ turns to shit

>NH time
Translator for a complete noob please? I know the basics of how the sport works, but nothing about leagues and shit.

Yeah thrilling opening Super Rugby weekend, I think they managed 5 posts for the games.

Reminder NH RUNS /rug/

Everything above the equator = based
Everything below the equator = shit

I was at the Lions vs Shark's game, you basement dwelling mong

/rug/ facts 101

Is this some inter-thread bants or genuine commentary on the sport?

I just want to get this shit right

All you have to know is that it's customary after taking a shit to post, "just been for a massive Wales lads"

Well the current top 10 world rugby rankings are
1 England
2 France
3 Ireland
4 Wales
5 Scotland
6 New Zealand
7 Italy
8 Australia
9 Japan
10 Argentina

So you do the maths

You guys are great. I'm gonna like it here if you'll have me.

Fair enough

can't wait for a seething kiwi to wake up and have a heart attack reading all this

Do you have a tumour on your brain or something, lad?

Ignore rugby advice from our South African friend. His team is ranked 24th in the world and unlikely to make the world cup.

Can't wait for the 2027 world cup in the US lads

kek these replies
USA bro to get into watching rugby look up what coverage you get on any cable or w/e you have. From what you have easily available we can guide you.
NH = northern hemisphere (mainly Scotland England Wales Ireland and France)
SH = Southern hemisphere (NZ Aussie SA and Argentina)
Both have regular competitive comps that have matches worth watching and between the both there is ~12 hours a day with rugby on starting Friday afternoon NZ time to Sunday morning NZ time.

Powerful post.

I think he'll give Patch another go. Based on this weekend Williams is playing a lot better than North and is better defensively anyway, so I think he'll come in for Adams. North may slot in on the bench instead of Watkin

>I think he'll give Patch another go.
Hopefully. He was dire against England.

>you have easily available
I have the internet. Everything is easily available.

But thanks, m8.

Every 6N game and any NZ v NZ Super Rugby or top 10 on the table* team's playing each other.
*non gimped version that puts conference leaders at the top even though they have less wins than the blues.

>every 6N game
Minus Italy vs France. Minus Italy vs anyone really.

Mostly because he got absolutely no help from Anscombe at full back and Faz and Ford kicked perfectly. With Halfpenny and hopefully Sanjay in the back 3 he'd have much more breathing space.

Help from Anscombe how?

They didn't kick towards his area of the pitch.

because Anscombe didn't defend at 15 properly. He shot up and more often than not left Patchell as the only person covering the grass. You'd have to be Ben Smith crossed with JPR to cover the bombs England kept dropping on your own

>Anscombe could barely make the Blues, the shittest Super Rugby team
>Regularly starts for Wales
Almonds etc etc

Japan in Tier 1 when?

Didn't he win super rugby with chiefs? Plus he only starts for Wales because Gatland has a hard on for him. He's barely passable at club level over here.

The chiefs that year were about 75% starting All Blacks though.

>doubting the nips

IT ALL KEEPS TUMBLING DOWN

Ireland to lose to Wales this week