Olympics General /og/ Day 7

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GET HYPE FOR LADIES DEATHBOARD

when start and where watch

an hour and a half until the seeding runs, those should last around 2 hours then we get the races.

You guys don't actually find these """"sports"""" interesting or entertaining, do you?

Starting the day with some skeleton and curling

fucking hell i'll be using the sleep
last time i stayed up until 5am watching sports (The Handegg Clasic) I missed the first heavy snow in decades in Madrid

>skeleton

Will Britbong cheating pay off? Can they finally break the >0 (z e r o) medals curse?

Why is there not a Women's /hoc/ thread? US and Canada playing right now 1-2 with 3:30 left in the 3rd.

Anyone know if you can find VODs of Eurosports Olympic Watts?

because it's not live

That's a replay son

Belgium has medals?

Oh, Im dumb then

Je suis un exilé fiscal, frérot. ;-)

me on the right

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>tfw gf asks me what I'm doing tomorrow
>'watching curling'
>explain about it and how it works
>her reply "why?"

Ladies isn’t until 11am mate

>gf asks me what I'm doing tomorrow
>not replying "you"

>wanting to see her everyday

Shit banter

Anyone else's OCD activated by the fact that the eyes on the mascots are drawn in different styles?

>not giving her the D while watching the Olympics

Curling thread
Matches start now

deathboard isn't spookysled

fuck that pic made me remember sochi's sad closing ceremony bear
the feels are real

based high test britbro

>tfw I remember the gaping void that existed after the sochi olympics ended

These late night Olympic threads are bretty comfy...

What medals are in play for the US in curling?

none of them

this desu

It's her turn!

>it's getting warmer already
worst feel

cherie deville olympic athlete

On a scale of World Cup and Euroless summers to >TORESS. How much will this board explode when we get a medal

we had snow 2 Mondays ago and now we're nearing the low 60's
DDDDDDDDD:

>You're taxes are still funding Stacey Dooley documentarys

Would absolutely rail that ginger puss though

we're gonna watch skelly right/

>showboater
no, she blew her change

You'll never reach german autism levels.

youtube.com/watch?v=Fnll9UE_2dE

4 cheddar mans driving down a
Bobsled in a wok.

Also when will this get olympic?

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Does our skelly guy actually have a chance or is the bbc memeing as usual

He is closer to 2nd than he is to 5th

>when we get a medal
In which event?

haha look at them, they have hope. look at them and laugh

>Having sex before marriage

Where can I watch all events that were already completed?

will you have sex with me?

No chance of gold, Iron Man got that, baring a crash

>tfw writing application letters while staying up until 5 AM watching olympics

bretty comfy NEET month famalams.

haha they lost their hope :D

I can’t wait to shit on you plebs in two years

be careful he might trough on you with his horse

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do we have a spooky thread

SKELETON Men Heat 3 time

Don't you have anything else to do in the next 2 years besides waiting for your negros to go very fast in the boring Olympics?

>A vacuum salesman from Ghana is in the Winter Olympics competing in Skeleton and you're not

Yeah it’s a terrible OP thread with a bad image made by the Swedish shit poster

Great comeback

where's the stream?

Why does sledding down a hill give these people huge quads?

combined times? lol

the maSKATE woman

Reward consistency. What do you think this is? Snowboarding where you can fuck up and just get back up and try again?

>fighting high g-forces while trying to keep legs straight
dunno

Skiing Slalom (for women) starts in 15 bings

The 'pics here on Cred Forums is the comfiest time. How are you all being comfy tonight?

>US media turned on based Shaun

feels bad man

is this jamaican bobsled coach drama a plot hook for the cool runnings reboot?

Why?

#metoo

MENS SUPER G

he sends scatporn to girls.

>(((Media)))

WE MEDAL NOW!

ill kek hard if usa loses to slovakia

Congrats!

beers and weed and warm blankets

>nbcsn is playing fagskate
>nbc is playing stonerboard
I'm not sure what's in the script for a medal

Wow what was it? Ice aikido? Snow snooker?

Be nice, I was just happy for your young girl to get her silver

2nd run slalom now

No but I'm serious, what was it? It could only be skeleton or curling since it's the only event I didn't follow.

I’ve always wondered, how did the tear drag down the bear’s face? That was a giant stuffed bear thing, wasn’t it?

What are people watching?

>chen
>jacobellis
>shiffrin
Was not worth staying up late for

Commercials

Wow so many Japanese girls squealing over the Japanese guy in mens skate. No wonder yuri on ice was made, but now I'm curious, the squeal because they think he's cute and might be their husbando, or is it because they think he's cute and makes a good husbando for other male skaters.

chen was not skating well.
Shiffrin and Jacobellis totally had it and al of a sudden missed on the last leg. Jacobellis especially had it, but I think it's because the Italian basically played all in in the sense she put herself in a spot where she planned to be knocked over if she wasn't given the line over Lindsey.

holy fuck this gif

*dabs on slovakia*

This is by far the worst Olympic night so far. Literally nothing's on,

>white male

Agreed.

Wtf, why is nothing on right now? Weird. XC skiing soon though.

Goddamn time zones and shitty scheduling on their end.

Lmao USA is choking in everything

ALERT! UK MEDAL CHANCE (Musgrave)

HANYU
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We won in Hockey tonight, yay, hope it makes the team really work well now.

its lunar new year festivals all evening here nothing is going to be scheduled to compete with that. its like scheduling a hockey game at 10pm new years eve or christmas day

>only thing that's on is cross country bore-fest
I'm going back to sleep lads

there was like a million things on at the same time earlier

>tfw the only events I care about left is men's and women's hockey

I wish there was more Snowboard Cross events
like a team relay or something

btw yeah I know about Ski Cross but its not as good

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How did the Norks do at figure skating? I missed it. Anyone got a video link?

Why did they wait till after he won the gold medal to throw him under the bus?

Didn't place, it was a Japan show, Gold and Silver, and Russia took bronze pretty sure.

Yeah but most aren't into it. Especially when they tried giving him crap for accidently dragging the flag a bit in the wake of his win. He apologized for that and said he wasn't aware and if he had it would have been avoided. He also talked about how he loves the flag and flies it high at his own home. So media may be mean, but Americans will still be for Shaun.

Because the media are vultures.

no one here is watching r*ssia vs slovenia hockey ;~;

The American media is a representation of what made hitler so mad.

i'm watching it, go Russia!

webm of choke and the agony of defeat

13th overall in Pairs. Germany/China/Canada was the podium.

completely wrong

>r*ssia vs slovenia hockey ;~;
it has its own thread

I was talking mens. I didn't see the Norks so I assumed should have known better he meant pairs.

Is there anything coming up? Russia is making Slovenia their bitch right now.

FIN NOR and SWE GER in 3 hours

Canada vs. Korea curling coming up

heh yea, MENS curling I guess if thats what you care about

That was wrong for men too though, Japan/Spain/Japan/China/Russia is 1st-5th now. And medals aren't till tomorrow.

Alright, well I admit I was not paying much attention to men's today. Thanks for the accurate information.

aerials is not a sport

Good post

>not watching Öberg receive her gold medal

Fresh bread

For me it's

State of this woman on the BBC stream, she can barely talk and called Canada 'Cabana'.

It's as much of a sport as vaulting or other tumbling stuff in summer.

Women starting in 5 bings btw

Made me fancy spaghetti cabana haven’t had it in ages

Why not have a third olympics that is purely judged sports with no objective form of victory

makes you think

Medals per snow should be a thing

Finland and Sweden would be Norway tier if it wasn't for hockey only having two events (mens/womens), and those aren't even done yet

Curling thread

Is there a medals per mountain table as well?

Just cut finland loose. They are holding you back, even we finished above them in the medal table in 2010

>cutting your own son
Sorry, but I just can't do that

Finland will rise again

>slept through literally all of mens short program figure skating
thinking about ending it tbqhfamalam

>tfw no lithuanian gf

>son
Fuck you dad

Finland - Norway hockey thread

>being an angsty teen
That might be why you have a trouble getting medals

medal ceremony starting

>have the day off
>nothing to watch until for 10 hours
What a waste

>tfw no gf

speed skate is lit senpai

>lolnetherlandswinsskate

JUST

what went wrong, burgerbros?

not enough snowboarding events
norge and swamp germans have a ton of differentiations of ski/shoot and speed skate

What brand is making the jackets for Team Japan? Where to buy one?

Anyone feel as if there is no hype for these olympics at all? The stands at the alpine skiing events which are full at world cup are pretty damn empty.

I do, but for me it's mostly because I'm at work or asleep when 95% of live events happen. Ice hockey is bearable, I just have to wake up 5am

Mizuno

Yeah I can't watch live at all. But I understand Koreans largely don't give a shit about these sports.

Also "no Russians lol" damaged my interest. And no NHL players, this year was quite lame. And it won't get any better, 2022 is in Tokyo, which even worse time wise for me. European Olympics when?

You hosted before, host it again )

>no Russians lol
>changing the flag and the name means there aren't any russians
lmao just lmao

watching replay
commentator said Men Skeleton suit was controversial but approved. What did they do? Weighted suit?

*British suit

Something like the shark skin swimsuits.

This has been the most boring olympics where are the memes? The only memer is the anti-british swede.

we were spoiled by the last two Olympics being held in meme countries

This, and the time zone was superior for most.

qt deathslope 2.0 (women's ski slopestyle) when?

wish the brits and aussies were more into winter sports, there would probably be a lot more memes.

Anyone have a good picture of yun sungkin's Iron Man helmet?

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Lads, what did he have for breakfast?

So a beer company has bought the women's Jamaica bobsled team a new sled.

>bongs accused of cheating at skeleton by using dodgy equipment
Krauts do this every olympics lol

Much appreciated, bros

that guy is an animal

christ this olympics if fucking boring how can i meme the bongs when they aren't even taking it seriously. why can't they just have a summer olympics every 2 years.

agreed, not having as much fun mocking the bongs during the winter ones.

You have to go back to Mogadishu.

wtf they can't do this that's yogi bear

Why don't you have an IOC, B, or X badge that gives to full access to all events at all venues at the Olympics?

Anything worth getting up at an ungodly hour for tonight?

>a new sled
They gonna crash.

theres ski slopestyle from 1am until 5

what are we watching tonight lads?

wait did they destroy one?

what lads are we watching tonight?

figure skaters
only good event on tonight

that's not good at all

yeah well it's the winter olympics, everything sucks

t.nig

do we have any medal chances tomorrow? norwegians need not bother replying, they're filthy liars.

Well fuck there goes my sleep again

Very good medal chance in the 4x5 cross country, possible gold.

Perhaps even a possible medal in the women's biathlon too. Since Öberg won gold in the 20 km.

Yes, bullprepping tomorrow night.

>chen

it's not like it mattered that jap fucker took everyone out back and shot them last night
he's like a robot

No they fired their German trainer for some reason, and this trainer happens to be the owner of their material. So now they have no trainer and unknown material, this is genius.

Too many of them are choking. I say if you're not confident, fuck off to 5th place or lower and stop disappointing everyone.

How can one twink be so perfect? I think I'm in love guys

>total medals instead of golds
>rewarding second and third place

anything is possible with asian jesus

For me it's ski ballet

youtube.com/watch?v=fvk4PpFORD4

This is even more gay than double luge and figure skating combined. This is the epitome of faggotry.

doing flips with the poles is sort of cool

we got a ski slopestyle thread?

This?

ski slopestyle qualifiers

>lindsey vonn still exists
interdasting

She won her 80th race recently. She just only does speed races.

hockey threads where?

>no qt jap haram fanclub


FUcking KILL ME

Super G thread

where is hockey?

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1-0 Canada

>4 hour gap between now and when the next events begin
Worst timezone for the olympics

They could easily place something at 1AM EST, but no, it's all quiet.

Deadest olympic thread ever.

>Next event is short track speed skating
>doesn't start for another 4 bongs.

Czech Republic is having a good day lads

Because there's literally nothing on. And watching a post-event analysis on Polish TV isn't exactly my cup of tea.

CANADA BTFO

A FUCKING LEAF

>LEAF
Hopefully our Nordic brothers can take the gold, the US team looked like scubs

What the fuck is this bullshit? How the hell are you allowed to be in a winners bracket without even winning any games?

Who ia running the womens tournament?

learn to read pleb

are you stupid? look at it again.

Group A all qualify because of how weak the womens competition is

So tired of Ashley Wagner’s tired ass fail horse face, gtfo of my tv you weak bitch

is a bobsleigh a athlete?

are memes funny?

yes

Two days in a row with no US medals, lol what a joke.

fuck Vonn
Trump Curse is real

When the Japanese guy loves Jesus more than Americans you know something is super wrong.

he is, as all negroes in winter OG, trived in white country bulit by white men.

also instagram.com/p/Bdzui77lgCb/?taken-by=akwasifrimpong86 here is his dutch wife


when nigs make mixed kids does it mean then aknowldge they're ugly and they want to make their kdis more beautiful? more white = more beautiful. 100% white = perfect

i wonder what does this modern liberal dutch women think, when her kid looks nothing liek her, but like generations and generation of ancestors of negro?
daily reminder that blondes are

Is it an asthma though? What is in this mask? I saw it in many sprots. Oxygen? Whats for? For recovery?

she is qt btw

Coalburner curse is real, no scandinavian men want to touch used up skank

>trived
thrived

>FIN-SWE QF in womens hockey today and the last group game for men tomorrow
Are you lads ready? All the Finland loses again pics within arm reach?

You'll win the women's, we'll win the men's

Don't get your hopes up, men's will be ours. Women's too maybe, I don't know shit about it

All I know about the women's is the Sweden has been really bad for years now tbf

VIKING'D

women's final will be Canada USA like it is every Olympics

Vonn is still the big favorite for the Downhill

Shiffrin will take gold in the Combination

That's fair, you two losers should at least get SOMETHING

Besides in 2006 ;^)

i have a long train ride back to seoul bros sk-sui or fin-swe?

>tfw the qt future is secured

Source?

coyc? чeй твиттep?

They just fuck up half our team. Like ban SKELETON athletes because they cheaters

How is it even possible to cheat in a fucking glorified sled race?

i assume, there is something you can do to improve sprinting in beginning(15-20?? meters run) + coordinaton + attention etc, like drugs for mental strenght, so you will not drop in 2/3/4 rides after 1 because your attenton is tired

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aerials is not a sport

Why do all the olympics always have the English language plastered everywhere?

no.1 language in world

English and French are the official languages of the Olympics

all the announcements at the events are made in English, French, and Korean (or whatever the host country language that year is, if it's not English or French)

watching the figure skating practice rink
This figure skater they have been following is cure

watching sk-sui. i think sui might win

No danger today Finnfriend

What's on right now?

Women's cross-country ski 4x5km in literally a minute

hockey

>mfw never saw a single flake of snow in my life

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The only thing she's good for is choking on dick.

I didn't find hockey very entertaining

A CUTE

>Even non countries have medals

now you understand how we feel about soccer

How do I come to terms with the fact that I will NEVER comfort her after a loss and sniff her sweaty asshole as she takes out her anger at me by facefucking me with her firm ass?

do you have czech girl?

she's not a cute unfortunately

Maybe, but she looked pretty cute after the finish. Have you seen any interview and what she said?

well she basically said she though it was some kind of a mistake and also told the journalists that she wasn't expecting to have a press conference and that she'd rather be on a snowboard right now

Soon time for jiggleboard!

I fucking hate claire balding

Women's skeleton

Men's aerials qualification is on btw lads

Ski jumping in about an hour!

how many bongs until mens ice hockey

usa vs russia is on right now lol no threads ahahhaha

usa vs russia thread

in hockie

Ski jumping anyone?

No hokey win just now, but still a great day for “Czechoslovakia”
>Wins the women’s Super G (out of nowhere!)
>Beats the USA in hockey
>Wins the women’s biathlon mass start

Ded

Remainder that your olympfus are having an orgy while you post here

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shall be ending it all lads

hyped for tonight's NBC primetime broadcast

>cheating
>pay off

Well, as Sochi proved, it didn't for Putain.

51 billion down the shitter, and no men's ice hockey gold. Our 2012 London Olympics cost less than just his rail link alone, and our games were infinitely superior to his.

No Olympics in Ivanland in perpetuity (hopefully); 2024 Paris, 2028 Los Angeles, and only getting their OAR in for the foreseeable future.

That's what drugs do for you. Just say no. Just ask Sir Chris Hoy, Sir Mo Farah, and (hopefully) Dame Lizzy YarGold.

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>ending it all

...because Untied State of Arse is so shite at these Winter Olympics: the first - and because Los Angeles is in 2028, with (hopefully) a Democrat president - the only with the inferior subhuman retard (voted in by inferior subhumans) Donald Fart as president?

I know we all like to joke about how things are a meme and shit, but do we all agree that the winter Olympics are literally a meme? No one actually takes it seriously other than Canadians and Scandinavian niggers.

In before zero medals

>Donald Fart

You're embarrassing us, lad

>Andy Gayvik

Enjoy your PS2 kids games in jail, inferior subhuman.

>embarrassing yourself with that post

No.

>but do we all agree that the winter Olympics are literally a meme?

No.

>British """banter"""
thanks for convincing me not to end it

>only 2 gold medals in front of Norway
>they are almost guaranteed to win gold in the ski jumping team event
>a lot of cross-country skiing runs are still upcoming
>they could very well win some golds in biathlon or nordic combined
>meanwhile, >our gold chances are almost all depleted aside from bobsleigh and nordic combined
w-wew ;_;

Thanks for convincing me that Trumptards are inferior subhumans: like their 'Fuhrer'.

Do we have any medal chances tomorrow?

>not to end it

...because 2028 Los Angeles with probably a Democrat president? You're welcome.

>with (hopefully) a Democrat president

I hope you realize by 2028 your country is probably going to be a Caliphate and Sharia Law won't allow your women to compete anymore.

>your country is probably going to be a Caliphate and Sharia Law won't allow your women to compete anymore

>probably

Nice imagination you have there. Meanwhile, Lizzy wins (Yar)Gold in 2022 Beijing, thus proving you wrong.

>Democrat president
ok, changed my mind again, going to end it

...and we'll have a Labour Prime Minister.

After all: just ask your retard of a 'Fuhrer'. Even he agrees - otherwise he (who is supposed to be perfect & omniscient, as a God-Emperor is supposed to be) would've instantly recognised who that was - don't bother him about it.

He isn't a Shintoist?

>literally embracing the downfall of Western civilization

No wonder we ditched your asses 250 years ago.

YOU JUST KNOW

You guys see Rebecca Lowe on NBC?

>embracing the downfall of Nazi civilisation

ftfy

Not sure if you've noticed, but Nazis don't exist anymore.

You're missing the whole point, that whole olympics was basically an immense cash grab to "lawfully" drain stupid amounts of money from the national budget into the offshore accounts of select friend companies. It's an obvious kleptocrat scheme.

As do the Swedes

Neither does your 'argument', then: or your so-called 'Western' civilisation.

If your 'Fuhrer' agrees with Jeremy Corbyn, where does that leave the Alt-Shite: certainly here in Cred Forums...?!

You're a shitskin aren't you?

Your 'Fuhrer's the shitskin:

>no u

Truly an enlightened fellow I'm engaged in discussion with.

Like I say:, Trumpo agrees with Jeremy Corbyn, don't bother him about it.

Just turned on NBC. They still fucking us over with pre-taped coverage or can I keep watching?

I can get behind a medals per population ranking

we've been handing out streams like candy in all the threads and there are still idiots watching NBC

pretaped trash
nothings on live tbqh tho

medalspercapita.com/#medals-per-capita:all

Here's a medals per latitude in pyeongchang for you, you fucking british autist. Closest thing you're ever gonna get.
medalspercapita.com/#medals-by-latitude:2018

Who /latenightcurling/ here?

MENS GIANT SLALOM, starts in some 15-20 bings

bbc trying to pretend this yank is british cause she medaled. we got a slopestyle thread yet?

Going to be intresting to see if the men will fall as much.

ski slopestyle starting

Thread in the oven?

These men appear to be skiing backwards

>Trippelkork

This is so much better than snowboard

lol that superman

Slopestyle

Any good events today?

Jamaica bobsledding now

>tfw no figure skating for a whole day

there's going to be a day break in the middle of the ladies program this coming week too, for whatever reason.

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Good, I still have 3 hours of figure skating to catch up on.

user who posted their kpop playlist the other day, are you still around? I didn't get through all those sweet jams.

where do you go to catch up on it?

Torrents. I watched Germany's flawless pairs long program last night.

These skeleton women have NO TITS

They would probably get in the way since skeleton is done on your tummy

>tfw start training for my new job monday evening
>going to miss mirai nagasu

>ice dance

How the fuck are the Brits so good in winter Olympics? This country needs to put down the weed.

>A bong wins a gold
The fuck is this shit

>sliding """"""sports""""""

Less skill than Nascar desu.

Men's Hockey
Germany vs Norway

FUCKING REFSKATE

I've never seen that pepe before.

that's an apu, not a pepe

Any medal events today?

Gus Kenworthy gay? What's up with the lgbt flags?

Is there anything actually live right now?
Its really hard to see whats live or not when NBC is running primetime on their stream

They say about 8 things are "live" because current primetime coverage is going to show a recap of it

Yes he's also one of them who bitched about Pence

Women's Hockey Switzerland vs. United Corea

swiss just scored

Oh, what a fag

Watching the replays on Eurosport.

Of course they have. Corea was put together at the last minute and though they theoretically speak the same language their dialects have been drifting apart for 65 years so they can't understand each other

If I went to sleep at 9pm I could have been up right now to watch the slopestyle final and not be completely fucked for work later

I'd have also ignored the text from a girl I liked. She was meant to text someone with the same name as her apparently. she can go fuck herself with a rake imo

who's watching GSlalom?

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Can anyone explain thr final a and final b of speed skating

Does anyone have a webm of that jap that got KO'd on the slopes?

Mens hockey Germany vs Norway

If everyone gets disqualified in a final

giant slalom

It's for more accurate rankings, even if it's just 7th place and down.

The madman is at it again

Don't forget the half-Korean forward who can't speak Korean, the adoptee named Marissa Brandt, and various Canadian-born and American-born players who were already on the South Korean team

Fucking Hungary rekted shit in that speed skating race.

only got the halfpipe death

Canada just won a godl medal

what are >we watching lads?

G I A N T S L A L O M

Some fag being interviewed by based Tirico

Can't get comfy, lads. The Mexicans by me are throwing a block party. Fun fact, there's a Mexican version of Achy Breaky Heart that is actually pretty good. Should I call ICE?

>not joining the party and hooking up with some hot latina mamis

stop being a homo

Im watching the NBC primetime stream. I watched this womans relay last night, and the commentator was constantly shitting on the USA team for who they chose to race. It sounds like they edited all the criticism out

kek

does ICE even respond quickly like police do?

>police
>responding fast

I wonder where you live user

>remember to racemix white man!
nice try schlomo

Didnt you know, its only race mixing if its a black man and a white woman?

Literally all other racemixing in the USA is acceptable.
While true I cant imagine why a white woman would want to fuck a dirty smelly nigger, its still a double standard nonetheless

Slopestyle final now

Aren't they cute?

>there's a Mexican version of Achy Breaky Heart
it's not that good

youtube.com/watch?v=XAW7D0d7YwA

What's the schedule right now? All NBC is showing is hockey.

Slopestyle final now

Don't feel like watching NBC fawn over another fag. I'll just watch hockey I guess.

You are a fag, its pretty great

>whiteknighting for the mentally ill

k

GIANT SLALOM MEN 2nd RUN STARTING NOW

>hurting yourself over someone elses personal choices

Sad!

When's the next must watch event?

What does "2nd RUN" mean?

final run. There are two runs for giant slalom.

I dont like this olympics jingle and theme song

Czech Republic vs Switzerland men's hockey in 1 bong and 40 bings

>South Korea about to play Canada in men's hockey

p...please be gentle with them Canada

men's hockey Czech Republic vs Switzerland

JAPAN WOMEN BEAT SWEDEN IN OT
SWEDEN COMPLETELY BTFO AHAHAHAHAHA

OH NO NO NO NO NO

>inb4 Sweden men lose to Finland
look at the top of his head!

Can't believe the animes did it.

>>South Korea about to play Canada in men's hockey
>p...please be gentle with them Canada

oh its old washed up has been Canada versus hapa gook traitor merc Canada.

Wtf no bobsleigh thread?

bobsleigh thread

>The same thread since Thursday

This olympics is ded

>Russian curler fails doping test
>doping in curling
>qt Anastasia going to lose her bronze

is there a site with a bunch of streams?

Yuzuru Hanyu's high school seat

...

>2 day old thread

Is bullying in Japanese schools rampant or am I being deceived by Japanese literature?

explain this moon man

wtf im gay now

"Premiere" This is that world level man Hanyu Yuzuru's seat.

Yuzuru Hanyu was being bullied.

in what way was he being bullied what is on the seat?

He's gay lol

he acts creeply so was target of bully
yakisoba bento and yakisoba are on the seat

CBC

>yakisoba
so they put noodles on his seat? you nips can't even bullly right.

Hanyu graduated from very infamous high school in Japan named Tohoku Koukou
Darvish Yu who loses in MLB world series as Los Angels Dodgers is the same graduater of this infamous school.

HE LOST HIS SPAGHETTI

looks like fried noodle on that
splashing food is common bully

Eurosport player

>olympic champion praised by millions
>still bullied by classmates

In this article, senior baseball club student asked to Hanyu sign his autograph and Hanyu agreed readily and signed
But after Hanyu signed, suddenly sound of "Bang!!" was heared
"Don’t get cocky!" from behind
There was a senior's language dictionary signed by Hanyu trashed in dust box

>still

>2013/1/26

What events are coming up today/tonight?

how do they figure out who to bully when they all look exactly the same?

How does someone become a Olympian?
I was just wondering, specifically with the Winter Olympics, how does someone go from just a person to an Olympian. Sure entering competitions and being good is a must, but at what point does funding come into it? I always hear governments pouring millions into funding these Olympians.
I couldnt really find any good answers to these questions and its bugging me tbqh.

>How does someone become a Olympian?

All it takes to become an olympian is your country's national olympic committee selecting you as a competitor in the games. That's why you see athletes from nations that never have snow creeping half-dead across the finish line in cross-country skiing.

American exceptionalism tells me that fifth place and below is the best place to finish.

>French
why

They were the most butthurt about losing the global language war?

Hockey

it's like zebras. They camouflage against the crowd for safety, but once one has any differentiating factor it gets singled out for attack

Because the IOC headquarters are in Lausanne, which is in the French speaking part of Switzerland. The modern Olympics were started by a Frenchman. And also, 28 countries eligible for the Olympics speak French, the second most after English at 88 eligible countries.

todays schedule is terrible. halfpipe and big air quals both on at the exact same time for the same length of time

>shittier ski versions of snowboard events
NO THANKS M8

Isn't wasting food very frowned upon in Japan? The food wasters should be the ones bullied.

wtf mutts

>OAR caught doping
>it's fucking curling
When will ruskies learn?

we don't shake hands with cheaters

we don't care about hockey and I didn't watch but that sounds fucked up running up the score is classless and I wouldn't shake your hand if you disrespected me that way either

>three day old olympic thread
>during the actual olympics

Your thread is shit.

>we don't care about hockey
t. Sunbelt faggot

Sorry it's just that your country is so deep in the closet we didn't want to accidentally get pulled into Narnia.

>Americans don't care about hockey
are you in hawaii

WHEN does something start happening today?

It was only 4-0. That's not running up the score at all. What they did to Slovenia was running up the score.

curling on now

see

That's pretty disrespectful tbqh. Any other sporting event, fine, but this is the Olympics. You're supposed to be better than that.

>disrespecting dopers
K

Yeah, I'm starting to lose interest, sadly.

>also NBC is ruining the shit out of it
Not sure what coverage the UK is getting but I'm sure it's also stuck in the stone age

They get to choose between Eurosport and BBC, with the former being the better of the two. Something about broadcasting rights, I think.

>Eurosport
Is that like a general european option? Sounds like better coverage, why is everyone else stuck in the 20th century

ioc sold the olympics rights in europe to eurosport and completely fucked the BBC who were supposed to have them until 2022 I think. so bbc had to make a deal with eurosport and at most we're allowed to broadcast 2 events at once.
eurosport isn't terrible but it's not something I'm going to subscribe to just to watch the olympics, I bought a vpn instead and watched cbc instead of supporting the iocs shitty practices.

contractual obligations

EST Time
Consensus seems to be Eurosport, BBC or CBC via a VPN

7 p.m----Women's Curling
>OAR vs Switzerland
>USA vs Denmark
>Sweden vs Korea
>Japan vs Canada
7:50 p.m----Women's Half-pipe Qualifier
7:50 p.m----Ice Dance
>Short dance
7:50 p.m----Women's Big Air Qualifier
11 p.m----Women's Hockey Semi-final
>USA vs Finland
Midnight----Men's Curling
>USA vs Canada
>Italy vs South Korea
>Sweden vs Switzerland
>Great Britain vs Denmark
6 a.m----Speed skating
>Women's team pursuit
6 a.m----Women's Curling
>Great Britain vs Switzerland
>Denmark vs OAR
>China vs USA
>Japan vs Sweden
6 a.m----Two man Bobsleigh
>Heats 3 and 4
7 a.m----Speed skating
>Men's 500m final
7 a.m----Women's Hockey Semi-final
>Canada vs OAR
7:20 a.m----Ski Jumping
>Men's team final

Eurosport does have a 99p for the month option though for the Olympics. Pretty good and I can choose whatever I want to watch.

>paying to watch the olympics
Fuck this fascist bullshit

NEW CURLING THREAD

what happened to the old curling thread

oh wait, nvm
>catalog

>big air jump isn't big enough for quad corks
>big air
>big

BASED CURLING

(unbased putin)

this is what happens when you let FIS control snowboarding

Unironically this

At least this year's slopestyle course had flow to it and allowed for creativity unluck sochi's shit park

>russia in charge of anything
>2018 people's korea
>2022 beijinh

based snow

this air seems small to me

SKI HALFPIPE
QUALIFICATIONS

is there a big air thread?

it is, the men can't quad unless the land at the bottom of the runoff

big air

YEAH BOYEE

shut your whore mouth

NEW / NEXT

depends on yr event

muh dick

>tfw trying my best to post a proper schedule and links to the relevant threads because OP is shit

hey thx canadabro

well thx this current thred IS shit

NEW

>just getting into winter sports
>nothing more on tv for four years

shit thread

Move to the new thread guys.

>Kamil
Isn't that a girl's name?