US VS OAR OLYMPIC HOCKEY BREAD

COCATЬ ПEHДOCЫ!!!!!!!!!!!

putin's low ratings

>amerifats

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why are they refs wearing those weird kits?

were all in here lads

WHO CAN STOP US?

H-HOCKEY IS AMERIHATS G-GAME
N-NOT OURS!!!

>those red CCCP unis giving OAR strength
This is plain unfair
Also yesterday an analyst said Russia is a team that can embarrass the USA. Bet he's feeling smug right now.

aren't america supposed to be good at this game. or did they send their amateur players or something

Do the CBC broadcasters know their mics are still on during breaks?

Why do Russian posters hate their country until they start winning in sports

So if the Slovenia-Slovakia game goes into OT we go on unless we lose 6-0 right?

how should this game be called?

>when you lose to a literally non-existent country

I knew this was going to happen as soon as everyone started shit talking Canada last night

I think they know they are hot but sometimes they don't care. I've heard Cassie Campbell singing along to "We Will Rock You" several times now.

Like most countries then

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the minority on ice

America lost the spacerace with the Sputnik just like it's going to lose hockey.

An by this I mean that the USA team is going to go back home, make a dummy tournament, win it and claim global superiority, just like with the Moon landings.

The revenge of the reds

Is that fucking Darude Sandstorm

At which point it gets to 7-1 levels of embarrassing?

These are different posters.

useless
stick
athletes

WORLD CHAMPION AT AMERICAN FOOTBALL AND BASEBALL

USA USA USA

Countries are outdated

going by the amount of scoring normally happens in hockey compared to soccer like 11-0

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selfloathing slavs after kike conditioning

Because Russia is a depressing shithole, so they have to make up excuses to hide their problems.

Furpuck and war are good examples.

HAHAAHHAAH

usa (((((hockey))))

LMAO

kek
KEK
K E K

Which part of OAR are you from lads???

>depressing shithole
do you mean kaunas?

Kike conditioning? What do you mean exactly?

Azisland

East OAR here

riga

soviets

DC

Sevastopol

Even worse than amateurs, these are mostly has-beens and never-weres.

Alaska

ПИHДOCЫ COCATЬ!!!!

Does the US even have tigers?

Mid-west OAR here

north

Belgioar

I forget what the dudes name is but the secondary commentator for this game said "ruh roh", in the age of memes you'd think they wouldn't want to say shit like that

East Kaliningrad

diamond hole city

Who are these losers pretending to be the US national team in the olympics?

Crimea

only in vegas

OAR-gentina

no

I wonder (((who))) made it depressing hmmm

>not a single nigger in this USA team
>still losing

Semengrad

The entire civilised world ses your country as a shithole

Give me one good reason, why I would trade my burgundy coloured passport for a Russian citizenship

Greenway*

living in baltic "country" makes you an expert on inescapable misery and crippling depression :D

Berlin

ROSIYA ROSIYA ROSIYA ROSIYA ROSIYA ROSIYA ROSIYA ROSIYA ROSIYA

I thought he just has degenerate face.

Holy shit, that collision of US players, it's practically women sports tier.

Lower taxes if you are rich.
(Pity you are not.)

and tigers

Nah, USA keeps having commercials congratulating him for being first BLACK in Olympics hockey for USA.

TIME TO 5 - 0

FIGHT
FIGHT
FIGHT
BLOOD ON THE ICE

slo slo game going to overtime
migrate

balts of course. balts are vile tribes that have been ass-fucked by swedes for centuries. being in a permanent state of irrelevance and rectal pain they are hostile and depressed. their language is shit, they are paranoid about russia that would not take them over if they paid and begged putin to annex them. image being so petty and miserable you take a chance to poke at russia in an ice stick thread on cambodian carpet sewing forum. but that's what balts do apparently

SHAIBU SHAIBU SHAIBU SHAIBU SHAIBU SHAIBU SHAIBU SHAIBU SHAIBU SHAIBU SHAIBU SHAIBU SHAIBU SHAIBU

AHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAA

AMERICA SUCKZ BALLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

South Ossetia.

Russia pease stop hacking our penalty kill.

4 - 0 (ZERO)

Bravo OAR!

We only won by 1 goal against THIS?!?!?!?!?

The brave fingolian warriors and chokers.

PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

GO HOME FUCKING MURICAN SCUMZ
GO HOME FUCKING MURICAN SCUMZ

GO HOME FUCKING MURICAN SCUMZ
GO HOME FUCKING MURICAN SCUMZ

GO HOME FUCKING MURICAN SCUMZ
GO HOME FUCKING MURICAN SCUMZ
GO HOME FUCKING MURICAN SCUMZ

GO HOME FUCKING MURICAN SCUMZ
GO HOME FUCKING MURICAN SCUMZ

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I have free health care, a free degree in engineering, freedom of religion, freedom of speech, freedom to love and marry whoever I want without getting deported to Irkutsk and/or killed.

I'll pay my 40% taxes and live happily, knowing my kids and family are all sage, along with the most unfortunate souls in my country are also taken care of

USA #1

FREEDOM AND JUSTICE 4-0

aaaaaand we here stop shitposting r right NOW

For fuck's sake, Murrica, get your shit together. You're not supposed to lose against Dopeland of all things.

>people forget that our best players aren’t in the Olympics because of the shitty NHL refusing to let players go even though NHL is bleeding ratings. So no Americans are really expecting the men’s team to do shit.
>OAR has the second best furpuck league in the world and are favorites for the gold in men’s anyway

>40% taxes

LELELELEL

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B T F O
T
F
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FFS

>LOSING 4-0 TO BOOTLEG RUSSIA

OHNONONONONONONO

ПХAХAХAХAХAХ ПEHДOCЫ ПPOEБAЛИ PУCCКИM ЛOOOOOOЛЛЛЛЛЛ

ПХAХAХAХAХAХ ПEHДOCЫ ПPOEБAЛИ PУCCКИM ЛOOOOOOЛЛЛЛЛЛ

ПХAХAХAХAХAХ ПEHДOCЫ ПPOEБAЛИ PУCCКИM ЛOOOOOOЛЛЛЛЛЛ

ПХAХAХAХAХAХ ПEHДOCЫ ПPOEБAЛИ PУCCКИM ЛOOOOOOЛЛЛЛЛЛ
ПХAХAХAХAХAХ ПEHДOCЫ ПPOEБAЛИ PУCCКИM ЛOOOOOOЛЛЛЛЛЛ

not how greentext works amerimutt

FREEDOM AND JUSTICE 4-0

EZ KATKA

Ёбaнaя вaкхaнaлия y Maлaхoвa, нe включaйтe Poccия 1

>free
>paying 40% tax

>implying you actually know
Go be a newfag somewhere else.

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дaли пococaть пeндocaм вo вce пoля?

>freedom of speech
In the EU? No way.
>freedom to love and marry whoever I want
Bragging about your country having faggots

t. Ivan

OAR didn't send its doped players and they still win.

Я нe cиcянoфaг, нo этoт пoeхaвший peaльнo бecит. Becь хoлдинг BГTPК зaшквapил

A y мeня poccия 1 тpaнcлиpyeтcя 24/7 нa пoлнyю гpoмкocть из coceднeй кoмнaты, cкopo я пoвeшycь.

Post more Russian girls please

PUC STICK I LIKE

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Russia has a bigger pool of talent than America does even with the doping. Furpuck is barely the 4th most popular sport here. So all our high level talent play in the NHL and we don’t have any real secondary leagues here, so we’re getting fucked the most out of the NHL withdraw.

Gypsy King should be goalie.

No goals will be scored.

What a satisfying match. Now I want Finland to beat OAR in the finals.

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OAR are unstoppable m8

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>Slovakia beat them
Yeah right. They're going to lose and Putin will send them to a gulag while I drink every day for a month.

just shows the supreme inferiority of the white amerimutt

>cant play football
>cant play basketball
>failure at soccer
>failure at hockey
>failure at tennis
>lol golf

dying breed worthless seed

*slovakia blocks your way

>Furpuck is barely the 4th most popular sport here
What would be the 4th if not hockey?

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Cyka blyat

fuck bitch

And they call you Worst Korea
Based
Soccer

It goes
Football
Basketball
Baseball
Then something else

Soccer. Last I check, MLS was nipping at the heels of NHL in revenue. It’s set to surpass it within a decade time or less.

>Basketball
>2nd
This delusion. Baseball is second and it’s nowhere near close.

UFA Zaebis

Only putinbots praise this totalitarian hellhole, like in this thread.

sexy cheerleaders galore

maybe if you only include us teams?
mls still has a salary cap of 4 million, nhl is 70 million

Nobody I have ever known gives a fuck about swingstick
It's an East coast thing

>people outside the US and brown people countries giving a fuck about baseball

LOADS
OF
LAUGHTER

>MLS was nipping at the heels of NHL in revenue
not really

>soccer
You fell for this joke of a sport? Sad. I thought it was confidential in US.

Never give up your nukes.

Mexicans, Africans (from Africa), and Arabs love it
The sport would be good if the players weren't faggots and dropped like flies
They need more cameras on the field and other shit. Basically make it more like other American sports to be good.

>East Coast thing
>California is in the east coast

Plus there are few cities that has basketball in the top two that has baseball and basketball teams in the city. And LA is the only one it’s number one and that’s depends on the Lakers being good. Plus basketball is more an East Coast thing anyway.

>talking about sports popularity in America
>talk about world population
Aussies in charge of reading comprehension.

Not not really.

Maybe things can turn around when NHL gets a new commish but the hard cap and lockout makes the NHL very undesirable for most athletes in America. Olympics is the best promo they get and it’s puzzling to me that they think they’re too good for it.

switched over to the ice dancing

Oh, I understood the post fine, I was just making an unrelated point that baseball is shit because only poor people and Americans care about it.

No, you didn’t. Just take the fail and go.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_professional_sports_leagues_by_revenue
tl:dr nhl makes 3.7 billion, mls makes 700 million, its not close, yet

>American mad that luckswing is irrelevant

No tears, only dreams now.

Is this live? 14.10 left in the third half.

>shut it down

>get paid 5.5 rubles an hour
>pleased by only paying 15% taxes
>literally live in the shitties place on earth

Nah, it has been completed.

it is over

Yeah, that’s why I said in about a decade’s time. Honestly, if Canada wasn’t gung ho with the NHL, it would have in a worse shape. I still don’t get how a league as old as the NHL lose so much popularity after the 90s. They shouldn’t be making that little of revenue.

Thanks. So with no NHL players, which leagues will USA and Canada draw players from? AHL, ECHL?

Are Russia barely affected because a lot play in the KHL? Any European countries like the Czech Republic suffering because their starting lines play in the NHL?

>paying 15% taxes
>implying

There was never an annexation.
It was absolutely legitimate voting, a referendum of people. Stop listening to state propaganda and MSM lies.

OUR statue is at least two time bigger than that abomination of Eiffel's, man.

>Which part of OUR Mother Russia you're from
Oymyakon

>'Murica
>Sucks balls
>All day
>Because it likes it so much

take that capitalism

1. It's been 13% for almost a decade now, you uneducated piece of shit.
2. OUR wages are hovering at roughly 22000~28000 RUR for the low-end peasantry class and 52000~64000 RUR for the middle class these days, you uneducated piece of shit.

Get fucked.

AHL/ECHL players are almost all on two way contracts with NHL teams so they can't go, it's mostly people who couldn't cut it in the US league system or were retired

> the Olympic athletes from North America

JUSTice prevails.

atleast i live in the best country on earth

So, you moved to GLORIOUS Mother Russia, I see.

why is he being a baby about that?
but kovalchuck is still butthurt about sochi, lmao.

hahahah ice hockey isn't a proper sport, but i can enjoy this!

>expecting any better out of college and amateur athletes.
Canada and US's best players are forbidden to play in the olympics.

Bolshevism lol

What a fucking bitch boy

Why would someone explain to you why you should go to a country you don't want to live in ?

its disrespect to not give bad/yougn players some time when u r leading 4-0

t. RT