/copalib/ and conmebol general- 'Halftime Trans' Edition

upcoming events so far
Copa Libertadores
>Guarani (0)-(1) Junior
>Jorge (0)-(4) Vasco
>Nacional (2)-(2) Banfield
>Santa Fe (2)-(1) Wanderers

Copa Sudamericaca
>Sport Rosario - Cerro
>Bootleg Barcelona - General Diaz
>Lanus - Sporting Cristal
>El Nacional - San Jose
>Caracas - Everton

Recopa Sudamericana
>Gremio (1)-(1) Independiente

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/fIhRDL4sueo
twitter.com/JohanTriana/status/964292886593458176
442.perfil.com/2018-02-16-584777-doping-en-river-denuncian-a-chiqui-tapia/
youtube.com/watch?v=JvDlk_RvWhE
youtube.com/watch?v=gl7mEv3M7AM&app=desktop
globoesporte.globo.com/ms/futebol/campeonato-sul-mato-grossense/noticia/video-jogador-do-operario-espanca-gandula-no-fim-de-classico-sul-mato-grossense.ghtml
globoesporte.globo.com/ba/futebol/times/vitoria/noticia/presidente-do-vitoria-culpa-vinicius-por-confusao-no-ba-vi-irresponsavel.ghtml?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=Social&utm_content=Esporte&utm_campaign=globoesportecom
youtube.com/watch?v=PkEPoxMEpkc
extra.globo.com/esporte/flamengo/douglas-costa-diz-que-gremio-nao-jogou-para-ganhar-do-fla-em-2009-se-gente-ganha-estava-morto-22411757.html
sporcle.com/games/RafaelNobrega/copa-libertadores-winners
youtube.com/watch?v=T_03VWTV1EM
twitter.com/AnonBabble

fuck cariocas

first for guaraviton

w-wait, you guys have guaraviton too? wtf I love Chile now

Tonight, at /bundeslumpen/

>Acassuso - P L A T E N S E

stay tuned for streams

and Go Squid!

you already know my man

C A L A M A R

Does /ourguys/ have a real chance of going up?

AINDA NÃO ME CHAME DE MEU NEGO
AINDA NÃO ME CHAME DE BEBÊ
PORQUE ERA ASSIM QUE ELA ME CHAMAVA
E UM APELIDO CARINHOSO É MAIS DIFÍCIL DE ESQUECEEEER


Fuck my life, copalib, we need some games now

Fuck a.nal

>watching a documentary about cocaine distribution in colombia
>lots of manufacturers wearing alt. nacional shirts
The meme is real.

>we will most likely slip like always
but it's fun to watch tho

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO SOCCER LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

I dont know why they call americans plastics, this is top notch chant material

>argentines complaining about timewasting
parece que o jogo virou hem amiguinho

Let me remind you who's the biggest in Uruguay.

I really like Peñarol for those cheeky last minute goals

now we play proper football la, we even may have an invicto in our hands

what a time to be alive

indeed

Liverpool 1-2 Boston River
Progreso 2-1 Rampla
Guander 1-1 Peñarol

SQUID STREAM SQUID STREAM SQUID STREAM SQUID STREAM SQUID STREAM SQUID STREAM SQUID STREAM
youtu.be/fIhRDL4sueo

Progreso 3-1 Rampla
Liverpool 2-2 Boston River

Final:

Guander 1-1 Peñarol
Progreso 4-1 Rampla
Liverpool 2-2 Boston

Tomorrow:

River-Atenas
Racing-Danubio (TV)
Defensor-Torque
Nacional-Fenix (TV)

EXPOSED

Who can stop them?

Who else /Palestino/ here?
FUCK culoculo, if you didnt relegate me last year you wont relegate me now.

FT @ wherever it was
>Ssuso 3-0 P L A T E N S E

>South americans

lmoa

> am I right my fellow north american friends?

the 2nd division has become a black hellhole

>Rafaela is coming back

Please no.

What happened to Quilmes?

when did Riestra got out of the negative zone?

twitter.com/JohanTriana/status/964292886593458176

>Por una pelea entre integrantes de Los del Sur y Nación Verdolaga (sí, dos barras bravas del mismo equipo que se odian) no hay paso en la vía Bogotá - Tunja en el peaje Albarracín. ¡Qué vergüenza!

It was at risk of bankrupcy
AFA gave them 10 points, because AFA

*Bankruptcy

what was there to happen? they are literally the most relegated/promoted team in argentina

...

Update from Bananarama:

>Bootleglona 3-2 U Catolica
>El Nacional 1-2 Memelev
>Macara 1-3 Sidra del Valle

that's a lot of teams to pick from

special guest today is Panama

For me, it's Veranopolis.

For me, it's Chorrillo.

The city of Santa Fue, atleast my man Bootleg Cavani is the one that did their only goal.

I see muslims here wearing Palestino tracksuits quite often

watchout

C-Can we come back now??
Can at least post some comfy-kino Concacaf champions league the next week anons?

No, you lost your chance doing those shitty threads about LigaMX.

what shitty threads

For me it's Portuguesa de Venezuela

what happened to The Tank?

user, we...

S-should we tell him?

...

>win Libertadores
>get relegated in your own state championship right after

I'd hate to be a Gaymista right now.

>Jaguars
>Patriots
>Eagles
>Lions

i'm literally overflowing with rage right now

but you don't give a damn about estuadiais anyway ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That's why getting relegated on estaduais are more shameful.

Besides Binter, Grêmio, Juventude and Brasil every team is a 4th division shitter

You can came back when Olimpia wins the fourth or Cerro wins a Libertadores

*come back

Neither Gremio nor Inter will ever be relegated. They would bribe one or two teams to lose to them in the last rounds.

So next year?

AFA's president, Claudio "Argentina is white" Tapia, is being accused of covering up the doping cases of River in last year's EXCEPCIONALMENTE PARA ESTA EDICIÓN along Conmebol

442.perfil.com/2018-02-16-584777-doping-en-river-denuncian-a-chiqui-tapia/

Maybe, anything can happen in /copalib/

>argentinians being favoured on copalib
Oh my, what a surprise

>the state of that phone

oh come on, really?

Only if you are not named Huracan

The biggest.

O
TIME
CHAMA
JORGE

JORGE É O NOME DO MEU TIO BÊBADO

CHIMPOUT ON GO BAY MY CUM GAME

SIX RED CARDS

NAO TO CONSEGUINDO LIDAR

> Huracán losing to Arsenal

>the absolute state of BA-VI

BA-VI ENDED BY LACK OF ELIGIBLE PLAYERS ON THE FIELD

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

CINCO EXPULSOS.... CINCO FUCKING EXPULSOS

O NOME DI ISSO CHAMA vICITORIA FUTEBOL CLUB

Poor gringo lost his bet for a sunday chimpout

O TIME CHAMA VITORIA

VITORIA É O NOME DA MINHA TIA PUTA

damn

youtube.com/watch?v=JvDlk_RvWhE
GO BAY MY CUM

There was even a fight in Bahia fans' stand

>Bahia player humping the Vitoria logo on the pitch
kek. He deserved it

Somebody save us pls

>save us
lol no, the longer you guys stay is this mediocrity limbo the better

>

>palestino
t. flyte
kys terrorist scum

haha

I wonder how much space of the collage will this match take

>Godoy Cruz

*el chavo laughing track in the background*

>tfw you realize all those laughing faggots in the old shows' laugh tracks must be dead of old age by now

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Godoy Cruz took the lead against River

For me, it's CDGCAT

lel
L E L

Complete video of fight
youtube.com/watch?v=gl7mEv3M7AM&app=desktop

go bay my cum

Chilebros, how's is your Championship going? please respond

>0-2

>Martinez Quarta

Is riBer fiished?

Season has been ogre for a while
but this could be the end of Gallardo

REFBALL
Montiel no puede seguir siendo titular.

What exactly happened?
It just looks like the keeper is butthurt that someone dared to score on him

Scorer celebrating with dance in front of Vitória's supporters and Vitória crowd didn't support this LTA moment

que palabra utilizan en sus países para llamar a un jugador malísimo como por ejemplo "paquete" o "tronco "?

Vitória is a scum team that should be banned forever from soccer.

In fact,same for every Red/Black team (except Sport, they are cool)

Paquete y tronco, maleta también.

Muerto

>except Sport, they are cool

Ferroviária agrees with it

pecho frio if it's a player known for being good on his day (he's not playing with heart, basically)
muerto

perro

perna de pau (stilt legs)

We use "Pé frio" for someone who brings unluck for a team or someone (Like Mick Jagger in 2010 WC)

> that PAZ NOS ESTADIOS in the background
Kek

queso/penca/pajero/como el pico/charcha

t. Chile

Naba
Pereba
Perna de pau
Cone (if he's a striker) - Fred,
pedreiro (the striker who only knows how to make a wall against the defender and hold the ball) - Guerrero
pipoqueiro (disappears or play like shit in big games) - Luan
brucutu (defensive midfileder) - Gattuzo, Felipe Melo

>but this could be the end of Gallardo
Hopefully yes
Hopefully not

Que golazo

Perna de Pau
Pereba

Mão de Alface or Frangueiro if he's a keeper

MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA

Jajaja Gracias cracks

Toloza

Formal: (de) madera
Informal: muerto

>inb4 pratto scores, saving Gallardo's job

what about the guy in the green shorts? what was going on there?

mi viejo les dice "matungos" especialmente cuando son viejos
es del campo

Sergipe 1-0 Confiança

>riBer

Bahia's Reserve GK

PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO PRATTO

>hablador plays like shit in the Brazilian league
>absolute GOAT in his country's league
such many cases

Saracchi no tira un centro bueno nunca.

Mentira

i fucking hate carlos tevez with all my soul

...

oh, god, please offer some context to this
and janitors, that text is totally sports related, don't delete this

top fucking kek

>This was the best GK in Colombia

>this fucking ref

KEK
>good goy cruz

it's ogre
River Plate 2-2 Godoy Cruz

>mfw i put a cheeky tenner on riBer winning

Ffs gallinas, you have one fucking job

>union española
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This year's collage is going to be great

Oh shit.
globoesporte.globo.com/ms/futebol/campeonato-sul-mato-grossense/noticia/video-jogador-do-operario-espanca-gandula-no-fim-de-classico-sul-mato-grossense.ghtml

Wait, "gandula" are ballboys?

Correct

lol

>football outside south and southeast

Lel, I always thought it was something like apanhebolas or something. Gandula is a really odd way to call a lazy person in spanish.

> Gallardo playing passive-aggressive victim again
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE leave already

I'm personally loving those videos

A lesson for Hazard

>Paulistão 8th round
>8 games
>6 goals
just end this shit already

>it's a spanish word
cool, like 'volante' was a spanish word for midfielder but we use it only for defensive midfielders

The brazilian Eden Azzar

Im back, final results:

Guander 1-1 Peñarol
Progreso 4-1 Rampla
Liverpool 2-2 Boston

River 3-1 Atenas
Defensor 2-1 Torque
Racing 1-2 Danubio
Nacional 2-1 Fenix

Next journey:

>Saturday
Danubio-River
Rampla-Defensor
Peñarol-Liverpool

>Sungay
Atenas-Guander
Torque-Racing
Fenix-Progreso
Nacional-Cerro

motherfucker

i'm starting to think the copalib is more entertaining than the ucl

UCL has great matches but Copalib generates the best memes

Its actually because of an argie named Gandulla who played for >vasco and used to go get the balls outside the pitch back in the 30s or something

If Torque gets relegated the Arabs are definitely leaving right?

globoesporte.globo.com/ba/futebol/times/vitoria/noticia/presidente-do-vitoria-culpa-vinicius-por-confusao-no-ba-vi-irresponsavel.ghtml?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=Social&utm_content=Esporte&utm_campaign=globoesportecom

Guys, you need to watch the full highlights

Possibly, as the arabs are massive pussies.

youtube.com/watch?v=PkEPoxMEpkc

MAMÃÃÃO
COM AÇUCAAAAAR
O VICÊ
É TIME DE PUTAAAAA

So, uh, this also happened today:
>Cuenca 2-1 LDU
>Aucas 0-0 Delfín

HT Millonarios 1-0 Nacional
Nacional already activated the refball and Millonarios got a red card.

ARGENTINA IS GOING FULL TSUNDERE AND MAY NOT SWITCH TO THE CONMEBOL CALENDAR AS EXPECTED

> While it was supposed that after this current season we would have a 6-month transition tournament to start next year with a CSF calendar, another plan proposed by ((((some teams)))) is becoming a more likely option.
> Instead of going back to normal in 2019, we may have to wait until 2021. That, IF we change...
> The new plan proposes that, instead of using a transition tournament, we just keep relegating 2 extra teams every season for 3-5 years, while keeping the current european calendar and still using a single round league.
> The problem with this plan (proposed in discarded years ago) is that by 2020 the amount of teams would ensue calendar problems: single round and we have too few rounds; two rounds and there are too many.
> Luckily now, ((((Fox Sports)))) has proposed that we should go single round and fill the empty weekends with a brand new League Cup parallel to the Copa Argentina
[this space for laughing]
> The cup would start at a Ro32 using all Superliga teams while filling the empty places with 2° division teams. Copa de Superliga™ will be of course owned by Fox Sports.

So basically, instead of a having a weird 6 month transition we are going through a 3-5 years process until they decide which amount of teams between 18 and 24 is more profitable.
This is clearly all a scheme from Fox Sports to push their own national cup tournament since they do not own the current Copa Argentina (which belongs to TyC Sports and a milk company). Since Copa Argentina is such a travesty it won't be hard for Fox to take over.
Another reason for this is so in the meantime, they see how much more profitable going by the european transfer market actually is. In behalf of Fox Sports and their Superliga, they will also show how not being synchronized with Conmebol is better for the league since the best teams won't send B-teams in the decisive rounds.

I do not have the source with me but believe me, my pai is the president of a small team

You really don't know what a tsundere is, on both interpretations.

We were supposed to? are you telling me that Cred Forums posting in /copalib/ is unironical?

FT Millonarios 1 - 1 Nacional
Based Fariñez saved a PK.

Ecuador and Paraguay are just too good for red cards

also, for me it's Patrocinense

For me it's Chaco For Ever.

>10 red cards

now THIS is the /copalib/ i knew.

>BaVi derby
kek

For me, It's Frei Paulistano

How come not a brazilian said something about the derby da bahia rei

read the thread

Im sorry

For me, it's Moto Club

Good night bitchas

I`ve found a perro. What do?

O TIME CHAMA DOUGLAS

find his owner

Pic when caca
Then this

I though Chaco For Ever had dissolved

Tell him he is a good boy, and then help him find his owner.

...

Chaco For Ever? More like Chaco For a certain amount of Years

Here's is the schedule of bundeslumpen next round so you can pick which one is closer to you, if you know what I mean.

They were in bankruptcy for 12 years since 1998 until 2010

P L A T E N S E
L
A
T
E
N
S
E

Take him to a Libertadores match, feed it and release into the pitch

S O P A
O
P
A

So are the matches being broadcast or are they still in limbo?

Based Uruguay, sacrificing their memes for the sake of the continent

hang on... they're blokes!

well that´s a way of looking at it

Sudaca time:

Tomorrow
>Sport Rosario Central´s Old Boys (PER) vs C E R R O P A P A (URU) 19:15
>Bootleg Barcelona (ECU) vs BASED General Diaz (PAR) 21:45

Wednesday:
>L´Anus (ARG) vs Sp.Cristal (PER) 19:15

Thursday:
>El Nacional (ECU) vs Saint Jose (BOL) 19:15
>Neverton (CHI) vs Caracas (VEN) 21:45

Libertadores time:

Tomorrow:
>Santa Fue (COL) vs Santiago Birds (CHI) 21:30


Wednesday:
>Naciomal (URU) vs Garfield (ARG) 21:45
>Aviator (BOL) vs Adventurer (BRA) 21:45

Thrusday:
>Bootleg Peñarol (PAR) - Burrior (COL) 21:30

Daniel Peredo, famous peruvian football commentator, had a heart attack and died today. He was playing "fulbito" with his friends and he didn't achieve his dream of narrating Peru at a World Cup.

F

Shit. Nothing new

But this year the season is without playoffs, so at end of the year we will have a true champ.

ColoColo have the most powerfull team, Buy U católica is on first place. Also la U is recovering.

Very entertainment ft. Loco abreu and Martín Palermo.

Kek

Well, that was just unnecesarily straight

F

F

F

Reminds me to Alberto Martínez Prader, who died in a car accident in the Vuelta a Colombia, that dude wanted to narrate in a world cup too.

Tevez posing against Garfield.

F

Those youngsters must've been so scared

F

Is that triple alianza timezone?

si (F)udeu

You now remember Portuguesa

All got broadcasted by GolTV through CNT (the public paid tv provider), but only Barcelona and Emelec’s matches -aka the only ones people give a shit about- got broadcasted by free.

I don't.

extra.globo.com/esporte/flamengo/douglas-costa-diz-que-gremio-nao-jogou-para-ganhar-do-fla-em-2009-se-gente-ganha-estava-morto-22411757.html

> he can't name all Libertadores champions ever
ishy diggy irmaos

sporcle.com/games/RafaelNobrega/copa-libertadores-winners
no cheating

>Maracanã is so fucking pecho frio to the point of the away team's reserves having to give up so a team can win a title there
youtube.com/watch?v=T_03VWTV1EM

UMA DELICIA

fug

>I forgot about riber
wtf

I should be studying