Heem

Ortega Schaub Colby DC bless

Heinrich Himmler Bless

Tyron or RDA would flush Canby, literally only relevant because mandrama and the mandrama is low quality.

>Tyron or RDA would flush Canby, literally only relevant because mandrama and the mandrama is low quality.

No, Woodley isn't a slouch himself. And his striking is vastly more dangerous. Colby is getting BTFO worse than he did when that boomerang got bounced off the side of his head.

Canby literally is the kind of nigga to take out his cellphone and start recording to protect himself from an ass whooping. No heart. No courage. Colby a tattletale ass nigga, SMDH. Woodley will gadoosh, it's free money.

Colby 'Bloodied up by a 40 year old BJJ specialist' Covington
Colby 'Went to Australia and got boomeranged' Covington
Colby 'I'm recording you, so don't touch me!' Covington

Anyone else gonna watch Eubanks Groves?

Medeiros
Lewis
Vick
Alves
Davis
Northcutt

>w-woodley

>t-that one minute against maia

lmao @ your nerd """life""""

5th Amendment

fif amenmen

>getting worked by a tna jobber

whats with all the marks on heem?

yeah but none of the fighting prior

ANYBODY SEEN WARMACHINE?!?!?

ANYBODY KNOW WHY WARMACHINE DID BOBBY LUPO?!?!?

You aint nothin without that badge and gun

What do you mean 'that one minute'? He shut him down completely and won a very easy decision. He was never in anything resembling danger. Maia's game was 0% successful. Maia didn't win one minute of the fight.

WAR MACHINE, YOU GOTTA FIND CHRIST BRAH, YOU GOTTA GET OFF THAT ICE

Warmachine did find Christ, and through him redemption is possible. If not in this life, then after. Praise God.

Christ heem get it together.

would prime shaub win bellator heavyweight gp?

Fights not tonight?

>tfw /heem/ is in the midst of a Hawaiian methamphetamine binge yet again

sunday

Nah, /box/ takes center stage

100%

nope

Quite annoying because I'm conveniently pretty tired and could have a nap in time to wake up for heems but no Dana puts it on a Sunday, Bloody Sunday.

yes unironically

Who’s fighting in pillowtap

i didnt get banned ahahah
hi fellow heemers
anyone hyped for the uber fighttonight

wait what?!
when is the event lads, how many bongs n bings

Eubanks v Groves

Who

about 26 bongs

Chris Eubank jr
vs
George groves

if you don't know boxing why ask

i dont watch wmma
>pic is literally me

thanks trt city

u mad that covington acknowledged mma.reddit.com's existence while not a single fighter gives a shit about /heem/, whiteboi?

...

mma is gonna be pretty boring until april 7

He already confirmed that he posts here you cazzie

damn that spinning counter punch

Hullo lads
/box/ here this is a special night for british boxing, no casual niggers cheers
Regards,
Ur mum

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/80984535/#80989600
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/80984535/#80989556
Nice to see you again.

Don't you ever fucking dare (You) me or my son ever again.

>being this new and not knowing that tfag posts here
lmaoing @ ur lyfe kid

Always knew Nunes was hot, but damn...

Just got back after making this thread and glad to see it successfully prevented thread wars. Happy to help my bro’s out. Colby bless.

...

It's fucking bullshit

I'll be at work when this card is underway and I really wanted to see it

now my sunday is fucking depressing

couldn't even spell it

it's the toxoplasmosis that makes her this hot

yo yo sup

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Donald Cerrone vs. Yancy Medeiros
Derrick Lewis vs. Marcin Tybura
James Vick vs. Francisco Trinaldo
Thiago Alves vs. Curtis Millender
Steven Peterson vs. Brandon Davis
Sage Northcutt vs. Thibault Gouti

>tfw abroad so can finally blend in with the hordes of amerifag posters

when you thought they couldnt get any better, this is your next PAY per view for only $64.99!
LMAO

Damn h8r virgins btfo again!
twitter.com/ColbyCovMMA/status/964961552662192128

>bite the pillow im going in dry

I'm gonna buy this twice just so I can have a backup stream running in case one craps out.

Im a professional mma fighter

Dont ama

>LOOK AT ME IM A LEZZBIAN

Imagine having Dern in your roster and not having her picture to put on the lineup, the absolute city of the yoo eff see.

*calls the cops on you like a bitch who just got boomerang'd*

Cerrone
Lewis
Vick
Alves
Davis
Northcutt

Reminder that lesbians do not exist. Female homosexual relationships function only as a means of mutual emotional support between two mentally damaged individuals. There is no physical or sexual attraction at play and after the first few months of the relationship sexual activity between lesbian women falls off sharply relative to sexual activity between male homosexuals and straight couples (they refer to this phenomena as 'lesbian bed death').

When's the reem's next fight?

Reem bless

Yancy
Lewis
Vick
Alves
Davis
Northcutt

triples of truth

the good ol anus inspection day

Prelims are literally more exciting.

>heavyweight freakshow fight
>Two (2) WMMA """fights"""

Who is going to pay for this? Are there enough bars in the world that buy every card to keep this thing in the black?

It's incompetence. Put those fat tiddies on the lineup and maybe more people will watch.

Big Country would gadoosh him every time. It's a terrible matchup for Schaub.

The only good thing about this card is it will prove Cyborg is not a draw and Khabib was the sole reason 219 sold as well as it did.

good picks, good taste in women.
bless

imagine wanting to munch crusty dyke roast instead of sucking on a smooth clean penis

/heem/ relationships function only as a means of mutual emotional support among mentally damaged individuals

never forget

>He is THE SCARIEST guy in the HISTORY of the heavyweight division

>50-44
>82-0

gayest thing i have ever heard in my life

Several fighters low-key post here. I met Ryan Hall at a BJJ seminar, we started talking about the internet and /heem/ came up. He's been here. Josh Barnett has, too. Most martial artists are big fucking nerds, you'd be surprised. Even guys you don't expect. There is a picture of Robert Whitaker playing Runescape floating around somewhere.

You have to admit it... they're a way more adorable couple than Torres and Pennington.

fucking gay bre

Ronda has probably posted here

>what am I seeing here Jamie

>Bobby "nut shot" Green and Hector "roid gnome" Lombard are still employed by the UFC
>Gegard Mousasi is not

Ebin "best in the world" promotion.

>Dark Cloud

I wasn't expecting this level of patrician.

canadian posting at its finest

Claudia like in his output, Joe.

It's prizefighting, user. They can call it whatever they want, but at the end of the day it's about money.

>CM Punk gets a UFC control, never fought before, never competed in a combat sport before, never even played a real sport before
>0-0 in boxing Conor McGregor gets to fight the greatest boxer of his generation and get a life-changing payday

It's all about money.

A plane carrying Dana White and 5 ranked UFC fighters explodes at 20,000 feet and they all die.

Name the five ranked UFC fighters on the flight. Feel free to explain your answer.

just drop your daughter off at bjj class, they said...

EYES LIKE A CHINESE
DRINKING ON A HEINY

BALL TILL WE FALL
TILL A PLAYER AGED
NINETY

who is this handsome gentleman?

I'd wager cutting useless fucks like Lombard and Green and giving some of the money saved on not having those cheating fucks around to Mousasi's contract is 10 times better than not having Mousasi, Davis or Bader on your roster.

The UFC is full of literally whos and it's honestly embarassing watching their weak as fuck cards now.

I Love how much of a weeb Barnett is
m.youtube.com/watch?v=vxIbsF2PhAc
m.youtube.com/watch?v=4CA0bih9InA

why would you put your daughter in a sport where guys will be constantly groping her and rolling around with her? sounds like a prime way to turn her into a total sloot.

BIGGEST FIGHT OF THE YEAR SO FAR LADS GET IN HERE ITS STARTING

i would be just as concerned about dropping her off at an all girls class

>Travis Browne
>Demetrious Johnson
>Cody "no dad or chin" Garbrandt
>Khabib
>Coooner McGoooooobeeeeer

...

what, you mean pick 5 fighters that i have to pick to die?

what time does this start ?

i vowed never to watch pillowtap ever again after the Canelo v GGG travesty.
only after that did i look into it and realise how corrupt boxing really is

>trying to usurp Nunes-posting with Andrade-posting

I can only speak for what I've seen, but girls involved in BJJ are, if anything, less slutty than general female populations. Most regulars view and treat the female grapplers like little sisters. Most people don't want drama at the gym.

Every gym has a different culture, though.

for me, it's Andrade-posting

i see they're letting that judge back lol

>UFC shows on a Sunday night instead of a Saturday

how would veronica vs. paige at 125 go?

all of the adult women at bjj gyms are lesbians however and they will violate your child, i saw it on dr. phil

I piss on your waifus

She was also a judge for that infamous Leonard Garcia fight on TUF, boxing and MMA use mostly the same people

*gets away with murdering husband*

...

whats her name adaleide byrd she looks like the 56% american

Haha imagine if she sat on your face and wiggled around a bit. Lol.

she got a strong mindset, what do you expect her to do? be depressed for her entire life?

As hot as she is, whenever I look at her I can't get the image out of my head of her charging Ronda like an utter dribbling retard and getting subbed immediately. CM Punk-esque is her galloping towards the opponent, Joe.

that and her interview after the fight

fuck the presentation is miles ahead of the ufc

yeah that and then loses to Pena and hasnt fought since. Its quite sad 2bh, before the fight with Ronda she was undefeated and had wins over Nunes, Miesha, and Pennington. She could have been the savior of WBW but no.

You’re kidding right. This is pathetic

she murdered her husband !

The reverse Patton Oswalt.

the /box/ thread is very uncomfy.
anyone here watching the pillow tap "fight"?

The way they walk in the lights etc. It all feels bigger in scale and importance
me

It's beginning to snow in NYC, who /comfy/ here?

>The way they walk in the lights etc. It all feels bigger in scale and importance
PRIDE had better walkouts didn't it?

this announcer is cringe as fuck

I don't know, everything just feels cheap

Calendar, please.

Yes

Do you really think there is only one NYC heem poster?

It feels like forced drama.

But anyone that finds boxing exciting must have low standards to be entertained

I don't find it exciting.
Everytime i see boxing i find it appaling how limited it is unless the ref allows some clinch action and even then it's just mildly entertaining.
I was talking about the set up

How did a plain, boring, interchangeable manlet like Sean Shelby make it to the near top of the UFC corporate ladder?

i kind of want to like boxing, but every time i watch it i'm so underwhelmed.
it just doesn't satisfy the combat sports itch i have, and i just keep wishing i was watching MMA instead.

lol tiny little cut and the pillowtap announcers are acting like it's a game changer

pretty much
100 posters out of 4 billion people with internet access? lol

This boxing match is getting me hyped even more for tomorrow so I can see some real fights

It has its moments.
Some of the trading is beautiful but it's all spread and the rythm feels off.

I actually would like mma to do away with rounds

>Boxing = pillowtap
>MMA = ???

wrestlefuck?
cage clinch?

Why do they have measly 3 minute rounds in boxing? Such pussies

dryhump

Rounds and gloves are both stupid relics from boxing and they need to go.

Real fighting

Without gloves 1/3rd of fights would end in cut stoppage

every time the fight starts to heat up and the fighters are settled in, the round ends

>Fighters get too close
Better step in and stop it
>Fighters get too close to the rop
Better step in and stop it

This semen slurping sport makes me really appreciate you guys

>real fighting
>kicking the head of a downed opponent is not allowed

Was the ufc delayed to Sunday for this shit?

it's honestly so fucking shit

literally how is this popular

>30 seconds of stalking
>5 second flurry
>clinch
>separation
>repeat
the sweet science

Its just momentum.

Normies like anything that is popular. They think the ‘sweet science’ meme is real, and they don’t know any better.

Sure boxing can be entertaining, just like a leg kick only fight could be entertaining, or a wrestling match. But none of those come close to real fighting.

>fight gets interesting
>round ends

which mma fighter has the best tattoo?

instagram.com/p/BfGsw3Cggal/?hl=en&taken-by=abcnation115

lel happened again

...

Who is the most intelligent UFC fighter?

no. tyron is the more boring athlete in every way, but is also better

chinkosaurus rekt

Alright I admit that round was pretty good

picture is definition of lipstick on a pig

that fucking jawline

Tony Ferguson

GSP

chicks with strong jawlines produce masculine sons

i see snoop dogg is up there with shaq and barkley wtf is this guy so popular in america and involved with sports lol

actually not a bad fight for pillowtap

so cold in here!, any comfy fights to rewatch?

i'm actually angry that i watched that

another so called "viking"

3/10

Werdum-Velasquez

It was something to do, at least we get real fights tomorrow, a good amount of spicy ones too. I'm pumped

yeah i unironically think it's better than ufc 222

rizin

awful stoppage

i'm going to post some good webms to rid my mind of that pillowtap borefest

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"If she dies, she dies." - mario "the notorious" yamasaki

xD

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Based yamasaki waiting for the third tap.

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t. soyboy cazie

Literally CANetti

Yamasaki literally did nothing wrong

I felt bad for this guy. He came across as a very humble hard working and poor

...

youtube.com/watch?v=-7Ov-yatA6k

how will mackenzie dern fare against this?

ok last one for now

bless

Mike Perry

Will it break 10k buys?

struve vs arlovski seems interesting

Ngannou

it would be an above average Fight Night card.
i'll be shocked if it does over 100k

why the fuck is dariush on the prelims and o'malley on the main card?

too early
expect more of this now that soy boys are up in arms over "late" stoppages

who is the p4p best wmma fighter? valentina?

Dana trying to promote yet another one of his "prospects"
all it does it make me actively root against them, just like Ngayyou

How many PPVs in the past year have been better than this free Fight Night card from 2016?

I know jack shit about UFC Money but does the UFC actually make more from shit PPV cards that nobody buys than ones that air with ads on Fox or FS1?

This is unironically a decent card, cazies get out
>Cyborg beating up a can
>Edgar vs Ortega LITERALLY the most important and most interesting non title fight this whole year. Best co-main event of the year by FAR
>Heavyweight banger guaranteed KO finish
>Return of Alpha Cat
>Debut of Dern
>Dariush vs somebody (Green out)
>Dobson/Munoz
>Lombard

Can't stand the cazie herd mentality of "oh this card sucks xD"

Claudia losing that fight was good for the division

and masculine daughters too

Pedrita discharged from the hospital after knee surgery!

That fight is off, dariush is injured.

she got breast implants and was already cutting from at least 135

it must be weird to roid that hard for years and just get tossed around like that

1. Cyborg
2. Nunes
3. Joanna
4. Valentina
5. Rose
6. Andrade

Yeah man I'm convinced the titties will totally fuck up her weight cut, once I saw that I thought she was moving up to 125 for sure

Nice girl. I hope she got some extra cash from uncle Dana

what was the fight like up til this point?
also that's a very pretty high kick.

>Claudia losing that fight was good for the division

you don't rate Gadelha?

what does that have to do with anything

lol

i mean it really fucked with her head, the last 2 losses, she did a lot of meme shit

now she can't even cheat like she used to

not slamming opponent down for last effort at breaking hold
0/10

i dont know if claudia losing to andrade mattered

joanna losing to rose definitely did for that division

thats a good list
doesnt really matter id put valentina over joanna considering joanna kills herself to fight at 115, and if were allowed to factor in their 3 fights outside of mma, i don't think valentina ever cut weight to fight at bantamweight

>48-47, 49-46 and 46-49
ufc judges really need to get their shit together for real

Did anyone see this? 13 decisions
sherdog.com/events/ACB-80-Burrell-vs-Tumenov-64513

who has the best chin in mma history

Me, unironically

yeah I was gunna say that but theyre doing the rematch and if Joanna wins it kinda cancels that out for a while

conor mcgregor

big country

>Nah-Shon Burrell

and i thought that brazilian custom names were awful

mark hunto

cabbage
ben rothwell
nelson
hunt
fujita

in that order

who gives a fuck about daughters lmao they're irrel

dan henderson and fabio maldonado

Rogan BTFO?!?!?

Is Megan Olivi eventually going to replace karyn bryant as a host on FS1's regular UFC coverage. I've notice that she has been doing a lot more than the typical backstage interviews recently.

>wesleysnipes

Thought the fights were today, wtf.

that would be hot

>Zane Simon retweeted

Well shieeet...

>tfw megan doesnt do mma so we cant shitpost about tfw swn heem you with liver shots etc like rena

>caring about a mememovie
i should have known he was a retard

Wakanda is real, WHITEY BURNED IT DOWN REEEEEEE

god this whole thing has become fucking ridiculous
it's a children's generic marvel capeshit action flick, made by a board of old white hollywood executives.
why are they acting like it's some important artistic work?

...

anyone posted this yet?

Based Bones

that's not what i was talking about at all. kys filthy animal.

Maia indeed won nothing, but dont forget maia could have done work with a single TD and tyron held the fence twice to stop takedowns with no penalty.

I dont see maia ever beating tyron though. But he had a better shot than colby bitchass covington.

Because normies see marvel as some Homer tier epic and seeing a bunch of blacks in one of those blockbusters is progressive for them in the Age of Trump

What's a black movie

talking of Homer....
Achilles is black now thanks to the good old BBC

fuck no, dude got pieced up by maia, tyron is knocking him the fuck out.

Oh yeah maia sure had him in trouble with that jab for those first 15 seconds....

Didnt you get the memo? Only white people can be racist now.

H8rs btfo!?!!? AGAIN!!?!!?

Try to imagine for a second, that your entire history and ancestry's culture's climax is a generic cliche superhero movie

Just try to imagine it

I don't get this, Achilles is literally described as being a white blonde man

Literally a kids movie, I despise capeshit so much, I don't understand how people can like that absolute garbage

Hello this is nice heem for you

cringe, go cry about it to Cred Forums.

Did you like your kids movie?

>waaaah waaaah they dont like what I like

Go call mammy and tell her to get you some soymilk

i imagine capeshit and WWE have a huge crossover of fans. manchildren love both.
this is probably the same guy who spams mandrama constantly.

>inb4 black panther pins john cena for the intercontinental heavyweight title

blade was a good movie though

kind of wish sage wasn't crushing a can but I'm still excited to see my boy

Rogan was supposed to fight Snipes in a MMA bout iirc

So the card is tomorrow night? What the fuck is happening?

>Not wanting your boy to get an easy can crush

Explain?

>Low key

can somebody pls shoop a pair of glasses, a beard, and a nintendo switch on this boi?

Very schaubesque in his movement, Joe.

I don't think you get better by crushing cans

sure you do...experience is experience

Yeah I suppose. Still it'd be nice to see him against someone more challenging

When's the next fight pass only card? We haven't had one yet this year

I hate capeshit, your whining about it some shit kids movie here is unneeded, go away.

sad man.

no im actually happy about that believe it or not

You do, 100%. There is a reason boxing prospects fight exclusively cans their first 20 or so fights.

>waaah waah no fun allowed

Get mommy to change your diaper you crusty faggot

Yeah you may come out like that frog nigger on cable with no experience.

How can you tell if someone is a can till you fight them? What if you're the can and don't know it.

...

Is CM Punk vs Mayweather an actual fight in talks or is it just a meme?

he was giving his 56%

My dad works for the UFC. It's nearly a done deal

is the boxing event even worth watching? does anyone have a stream link?

my dad works for wme i can confirm that this is true

Im watching it but that’s because it’s snowing outside and I have nothing else to do

its over but you can vpn from US or brazil and get the replay on youtube free

>le epic kekistani troll

It's scheduled for the Rogan/Snipes card.

>”WAN PANCH”

Rewatching Angela Lee vs Yamaguchi and some other one fc pretty good.

youtube.com/watch?v=XIIEH1plEhM

Real talk: Who is your favourite female fighter?

Now hes even more humble and just as poor

>rose damnajunas
>angela lee
>holly holm's ass
>that one hot latina chick from TUF

unironically ronda rousey

why is heem so ded these days?

Too much other stuff going on right now

they should never have fights on sunday reeeeeeee

like?

sunday cards deserve to do shit numbers

Everyone is at Black Panther.

Boxing, NBA

Who’s watching EBI?
Watched Polaris earlier, was pretty fun

Olympics, Showtime Boxing, and NBA all-star events

Monday is Presidents day so that probably has something to do with it

youtube.com/watch?v=GZ7dgWDxpIA

i didnt know it was on without calender

Embedded
youtu.be/J3YOBZbYpfU

I'm betting on Tecia Torres over Jessica Andrade at +250

>tfw no anomaly fighter with super human strength speed or focus

First fight you ever masturbated to?

Bookies LOVE him

>I posted it again

Of the 10 fighters who waited the longest to attempt their first defence, 5 lost their belts when it came to their fight, 2 were stripped/vacated before attempting to defend, 1 reign is still active today (Conor) leaving just 2 (Pettis and RDA) of that top 10 who actually won their long-awaited first defence.

Generally speaking, it seems like a long wait is a bad idea if you want to keep your belt.

What are some good movies about shook beta manlets who know they dont have the hunger to keep fighting and dont want to retire with dignity so they just hold on doing nothing?

Don't forget Live PD

That was literally my first post ever. I just turned 18 an hour ago.

I want to fuck Megan Olivi. I want to grind my penis against her vaginal walls until my cum sprays into her womb. Concurrently I would be fingering her ass to condition it into relaxing so I could shove my tongue up her rectum once she is impregnated.

Oh, my mistake.

awful bet. that said its wmma so fuck it, its risky regardless

hows it feel to know a shitskin manlet gets the honors instead? LUL

>awful bet
I'm betting on Tecia, and I'm immediately placing all of my earnings on Emmett.
Just wait until next Saturday.

what makes you think tecia beats andrade

her use of lateral movement

They changed it to alcohol rules, it's 21+ in the US, 16+ in Europe.

Come back in three years

It doesn't bother me, I could crush him and every last shred of evidence that he existed with little effort.

I just want to ply and stretch Megan's ass and suck the shit out of her intestinal tract. I want to taste her and I want to grind my dick across her anus, all the way to maximum stimulation.

youtube.com/watch?v=FMbb9aFFHwc
can he beat prime schaub?

I want to know what this guy eats

damn I wish there were SX threads on Cred Forums

just had a crazy crash. was nuts, dude heemed himself on the concrete

He can't keep getting away with it

read the part with the cyclops in homer's odyssey

Humble Rumble

prime schaub

>Respectfully 50-45s you after a late night of partying

Absolutely based

there's literally no reason why whittaker's next fight should be against yoel when he already beat him with a fucked knee

Yoels the next best fighter in the division and heemed the person rob was supposed to fight next.

agreed he should fight gsp

Lads, what do I do? I think this can wants my meat

ask for pusy pics

doesn't really matter when he decisively beat him like 3 months ago

How do I successfully do that?

I don't know, I don't have any social media. But I would imagine the doing part comes first and the success part potentially comes afterwards

It wouldn't matter if it wasn't the only fight that makes sense right now.

yes. some judges weigh boxing too much and some weigh takedowns too much. the right choice was 48-47 Cruz, but it was close enough to where it could have been argued that it was a 48-47 Dillashaw, but 49-46 for either is a bit much

makes more sense for the chris to fight whittaker desu

how many manlet school shootings will happen after killashaw heems demetrius 'manlet cuck' 'shit fake belt' johnson

it makes sense for the chris to actually win some fights first

>Unless every single person is black and the story revolves around a fictional black civilization, it's not a black movie.

Ok then.

She’s a hue right? You don’t have do do shit just say what’s up

Dave Branch hasn't fought Whittaker either, why can't he get a title shot?

I hate Weidman fags

watching the eddie bravo shit on tonight

this shit will never be mainstream

Because many childish people on the right and left want to turn almost anything into a battleground for identity politics.

Yancy should not have been friendly withcowboy. That is when Don wins when it feels like sparring. WHen it feels like a real fight he gets his shit pushed in, like what Nate and Jorge did. He can’t handle trash talk. Matt brown tried to pull it off then he eventually tapped gloves before the third round and got promptly heemd.

Cuckboy is going to sleep my friend

>Street Thug Beats Up Pet Chimpanzee

Really? Chris is 1-3 in his last 4 fights and that's only because he fought Gastelum the fat welterweight, not to mention he got finished by both Yoel AND Luke. I want to see a fresh match up too but like I said this is the only fight that makes sense right now, middleweight is fucked.

this t.b.h.

said this right as some super exciting shit happened

>Fighter screams after weighing in

Is there a more embarrassing thing to do?

gastelum was fucking his day up on the feet too and only lost because he's not a true MW regardless of his scale weight

i bet you dont even use Primal brand kettlebells

This is literally the best way to get better.

imagine UNIRONICALLY thinking yoel should have a title shot after getting fucked up by mashed knee whittaker

yoel fanboys amaze me

Leave Aldo alone reeeee

What’s on? When?

>Eddie Bravo Invitational 15: The Featherweights

dont remember the guys' names but last match went into OT and looked like it was gonna come down to ride time before a pretty sweet armbar or triangle that got a tap

Are you seriously going to do this now bro, give us a non retarded fight for Whittaker to take next then.

nobody better is in line and whittaker might not look so hot after a long time off and coming back from surgery

God Perma heemed Whittaker intestines, Yoelito wins the rematch

really shows have mid/early MMA was such a fucking job when a shit meme hypejob like aldo went undefeated for 10 years at the 'highest level'

absolute fucking cringe because he'd even get mashed by unranked shitters like zabit magomedsharipov now

02/17 - Polaris Pro: Polaris 6 - 1:30pm ET
02/17 - Eddie Bravo Invitational 15: The Featherweights - 9pm ET
02/18 - UFC Fight Night 126: Cowboy vs. Medeiros - 10pm ET
02/23 - ACB 81: Dubai - 11am ET
02/23 - TKO 42: Laramie vs. Nogueira - 8pm ET
02/24 - Cage Warriors 90 - 1pm ET
02/24 - UFC ON FOX 28: Emmett vs. Stephens - 9pm ET

03/02 - LFA 34: Watley vs Jenkins - 7pm ET
03/02 - Bellator 195: Caldwell vs. Higo - 9pm ET
03/03 - Glory 51: Rotterdam
03/03 - KSW 42: Narkun vs. Khalidov - 10am ET
03/03 - Cage Warriors 91: Reed vs. Kovacevic - 1pm ET
03/03 - UFC 222: Holloway vs. Edgar - 10pm ET
03/09 - BAMMA 34: Lohore vs. Brazier - 4:30pm ET
03/17 - UFC Fight Night 127: - 9pm ET
03/10 - ACB 83: Brazil - 12am ET
03/24 - ONE FC: Nguyen vs. Fernandes - 7am ET
03/24 - Cage Warriors 92: Wood vs. Iovine - 1pm ET
03/24 - Invicta FC 28: Jandiroba vs. Morandin - 8:00pm ET
03/28 - Alaska FC 138: - 11:59pm ET

04/07 - UFC 223 : Ferguson vs. Nurmagomedov - 10pm ET
04/13 - Bellator 196: Primus vs. Chandler II - 9pm ET
04/14 - UFC ON FOX 29 : Gaethje vs. Poirier - 9pm ET
04/18 - Alaska FC 139: - 11:59pm ET
04/28 - Bellator 197: Emelianenko vs. Mir - 9pm ET

05/16 - Alaska FC 140: - 11:59pm ET

06/09 - KSW 43: Bedorf vs Pudzianowski - 10am ET

What time does it start my guy

10PM ON A SUNDAY NIGHT REEEEE WHY IS THE JEWFC CATERING TO NEET LOWLIFE FAGGOTS!!!!!!!!

he should just sit out and get the knee surgery he obviously needs while a proper contender emerges. explain why he shouln't

national holiday on monday

he and barao have mirror careers but because barao got KO'd by a bathtub everyone shits on him and gives aldo a pass

exploit massive weight cuts pre-diuretics ban so you can stuff every takedown and wear people down on the feet

barao did have some sick spinning shit though and was probably a bigger KO threat than aldo

it's already happening and might be like halfway over or more

>tfw no qt jiujitsu gf to awkwardly sit mat-side with me and watch this shit

His wrestling is. His striking isn't.

He DID beat Mitrione...

i literally can't see t woods losing any time soon

think he will get 10+ defences and jee ess pee will get butthurt as fuck

Nice. JJ is unironically better than boxing

miss me with that shit, ww will never be able to carry a ppv then

Robbie doesn't need knee surgery said so himself, felt ready enough to fight Rockhold too before he got ebola. That is a good idea though, Rob fucks off while Jacare fights Chris the winner fights Yoel and the winner of that gets a title shot, but what does Rob do in the meantime and will the ufc let anyone not named Mcgregor go that long without a title defense?

Remembver when homosexuality was a mental illness?

Yoel could be beatewn by many middleweights. Low pace fighters are very beatable.

Darren Kill will Till him

Daaaww

Edgy gave a black belt to the guy that won

his 80 fights stopped in the 3rd round says otherwise

no one can control him in the clinch or on the ground so he has carte blanche to try what he wants on the feet

still haven't seen bellator 194 and amerifags didn't have the decency to put on a fight today

I need my Rogan Watch fix did anyone save any of videos before the copyright claim? Make Rogan Watch Great Again

this pissed me off too, brought a pizza back to settle in for /comfy/ mma and then find out lellator was yesterday and ufc is tomorrow

His ground game is mediocre. I know he stopped a lot of guys, but many of those would take a rematch, guaranteed.

This is your fault for assuming, it takes two seconds to check. Watch live PD with Cred Forums and pizza my man

I'LL SEE YOU SOON, BOY

Colby Cannington, act like a manchild on social media to beg for attention, go on.

Thing is he could wrestle the out of everyone and he might have Cain levels of cardio.

t.goof who picked rockhold to win last week

I couldnt agree more

This is why nonautist threads exist

Not really, Rockhold defense is suspect. But he could take a rematch.

damn this nigga brain poppin out

Nah he sucks. If you've watched his non-Maia fights you'd know why Dana isn't even bothering to promote him.

>the trailer of Black Panther
>trap

LMAO

Btw, Black Panther beat Silver Surfer in the comics. Not even kidding.

Hunto and Condit.

I cant wait for his next fite

What about Mayweather v CM Punk?

He is boring as fuck but he could Kamaru the fuck out of people. I mean he completely blanketed Stun Gun.

Mayweather kills him desu. Boxers are better athletes than MMA guys. Punk isn't an athlete to begin with. He'd be underdog.

Punk will suplex Mayweather on his head

Yeah see I agree that Floyd has the advantage because he can box but Punk has had at least one MMA fight and would just need to get Mayweather on the ground and lock in a submission

Chaos Covington would never post on /heem/ because this general is filled with virgins and filthy animals

Boxing is more useful than generally believed. He can tap his chin very easily. Phil isn't really as good as the average UFC fighter.

Lobov

I AM LOBO,I HUNT ALONE,I NEED NO ONE

Shields beat Tyquil.

Val BLESS

Yancy Medeiros
Marcin Tybura
James Vick
Thiago Alves
Brandon Davis
Sage Northcutt

would lick up and down her ass crack all night

>tfw thinking bout heem

*assaults people like some kind of brainless Neanderthal that doesn't know how to communicate with words*

Werdum is proof of Brazil being a country of filthy animals.

>land 82 strikes unopposed
>can't get a finish

Pillow fists.

I LUHHHHH YOU /heem/

Tell her you're willing to migrate her to the USA.

Imagine if she farted while you did that haha

*throws beer bottles at u en masse because i don't like ur post*

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Make sure for toxoplasmosis.

it would be ok because we would be married

Did Eddie Cummings not enter in EBI 15?

As shit as the writing around that was, Surfer was literally pretending and said as much.

Ngannou has a good chin.

Stipe didn't go for the finish.

I know man, I used to post in a comic battle forum and we never accepted that.

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Medeiros
Black Beass
Vick
Alves
Peterson
Sage

It's all I'm saying.

>ngannou is clean

There you go being a sexually frustrated virgin again.

Kek

HW's should be allowed to roid. I don't want to see two disgusting fat slobs hug for 15 minutes, I want to see monsters like Ubereem knock each other out

which wmma fighters ass would you lick?

Waterson, Juju, Macedo, Sanko

good taste

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Sarah MORE-ASS, Tate, Gadelha, Ladd

I don't think this semen-slurping "general" is for me you guys.

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Medeiros
Lewis
Trinaldo
Millender
Davis
Northcutt

Where the FUCK is fight night?

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I think this sweaty box slurping general might be for me

>Tfw you get to become a warrior

Is Chael the only person who can make clickbait work on his videos?

>clickbait
See yourself out my man

I ended up watching boxing , Rios getting ktfo . Thought fight night was tonight

youtube.com/watch?v=PHDhh7vx2mU

Nguyen marginally more active than Formiga, controlling the pace but not dominating it, throwing mostly single strikes which Formiga has success blocking, Formiga occasionally countering with single strikes.
Nguyen was not setting up his high kicks at all however, just throwing them straight from the stand-still. Formiga obviously was able to time him and threw a very good spinning backfist counter to end the fight

heem

>Medeiros
>Lewis
>Vick
>Millender
>Peterson
>Northcutt

Donald Cerrone
Marcin Tybura
James Vick
Curtis Millender
Brandon Davis
Sage Northcutt

HEEM YOU'RE A DUMP, ALL YOU FILTHY ANIMALS SUCK!

Brimpie
F*cking
Spleeb

Cerrone
Lewis
Vick
Millender
Davis
Northcutt

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take it to /r/tfatk, kid

Uhhhhhhhh alright kid you better b-back the fuck up before you get s-smacked the fuck up, Brendan shuab is not only mma related, he fucking IS MMA. Need I remind you he submitted matt mittrione in the first round and KNOCKED OUT cro cop? take YOUR cheeto fingered dumb ass back to r/virginh8rs and get G-G-GADOOOOOOOOSHED

Especially after winning a fight, where the stipulation was he wouldn't get the interim belt if he won.

Holy shit Robert Whittaker fans sound worried.

imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

schaub bless

of what?

these hands, bruh

romero

He makes Virgins so mad.

who do you think he fights next

he's really good at fighting though

like really good

so is romero

Lawler. Woodley fights RDA.

If he beats Lawler he gets the title shot.

how does he beat lawler

yeah but whittaker is better than him at fighting

do you know how i know this?

because he beat romero on one leg

why do cazzies think that beating someone on paper means that youre better

romero lost because he lost a takedown in round 5. Whittaker got starched by Pedoboy

cazzie thinks that a dehydrated whittaker's chin is the same as a fully hydrated whittaker's chin

flawed argument since everyone else is also dehydrated

384 likes after 13 hours
good job

it affects everyone differently how about whittaker and yoel fight at welterweight then

pointless argument since that will never happen lmao

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who is your favourite native french fighter

exactly so don't worry about whittaker being dehydrated at middle weight

Bobby was only 23 when he fought Wonderboy, he's on a completely different level now.

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but be a good boi and fill this one up first

ALL SMILES

Ignore this faggot thread

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>4 posts early

prime schaub would heem ngannou and win the bellator grand prix hw champ and double lw champ

> hugging in the ground is better than exchanging punches
nice "sport" you got there

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