/bundes/liga

the English FA will give him a posh double-barreled name and claim that he's a descendant of cheddar man

yes hello

wait, is this THE famous Bundes I've been hearing all about around Cred Forums?

...

ok sure hello

hope my game gets canceld today its fucking freezing and i dont want to play

Anyone else disappointed by Schalke and Hoppenheim game?

What do you think Denmark's pusy tastes like ?

milfy

Herring, blue cheese and cowblood

Strawberry shortcake for sure.

ugh stop

Why doesn't Denmark have a boyfriend, though?

because autism

>dating single moms

How beta can you get?

and not as cute as her brothers gf

Any updates on the Denmark to rehab situation?
Is she still on the bottle?

yeah

hmmm...

>sky """"experts"""" shilling against based VAR again

I don't get it. It was a clear offside goal that was rightfully disallowed and these people are unironically saying the goal shouldn't have been disallowed because of "muh emotions".

...

is the thread with denmarks nudes archived?

They shoupd better tell why sthis wasn't a clear red by Ribery tabbihannes

Reminder that Tabbine plays Jena today at 14:00.

yes yes

lel germany is getting VARED in biathlon

Fucking Luddites.
>muh spontaneous emotion
>muh takes too long, because they've only been using it a few months and haven't fine tuned its use yet
>muh too close for the referee to call it, so why use VAR

>this Romanian guy Rickyposting

You got a problem with that bitch nigga?

looks like me but im a guy

denmark pls come back we miss you bro

based evil denmark

two derbyets today:
Schwabenderby and WE WUZ PRUSSIANS N SHEEET-Derby

based evil denmark

Wait, Borussia means Prussia? Wtf they are completely separated geographically, both Dirtmound and Glabach.

Boreddit Dirtmud
Based Prussia MoenchengladBACH

...

You don't full me that's Bismarck's monstrosity, Prussia is Eastern Germany.

I just fap to animee feet. I'm not enough of a loser actually watching this crap.

that's Prussia at its peak

200 iq

So it ain't about the geographical region it's about the Kingdom. Bit of a meme name innit? You don't even own Prussia anymore.

GLUBB :DDDDDDD

Is this /bundes/?

Really looking forward to them tearing the Bundes a new one next season.

(>)Schalke will buy all their players again lmao

...

>nurnberg back in Bundesu next season

Don't know how to feel about this. Maybe if HIV finally gets relegated it would be a welcome change.

Hoping for Kölle, Mainz and Woflsburg to get relegated desu

if Köln and HSV were relegated, the Bundesliga would lose two of their biggest fan bases
on the other hand we would get an exciting 2.Liga

we are used to Köln on/off bundes appearences though. not a fan of Hambuger Whore Verein to get relegated.

HIV have been asking for it for a decade now. And Colon is beyond saving at this point. Why do you meme the 18-team sysyem tho, everyone has 20 and Lord knows Dusseldorf or Nurnberg are not worse than Koln or Mainz.

Bundes needs Kiel.

they'll never win again

gott gruess bundes

>Colon is beyond saving at this point
They're 9 points off the playoff spot, with a shakey Mainz there now, and them playing to win in every game.

...

could someone make a proper /bundes/ please?

this. goerges in OP pls!!

do it yourself then.

this would trigger the mods

agree. let the burger make a stealth thread. mods can't do shit.

no

here u go

Very veery probably like wine
She's drinking all the time

>1:0 V. Schwalm

why? no one cares about the games anyway?

fuck off back to your traps, sören. /bundes/ supports Dortmund.

I meant that in how no one talks about the league but about denmark and other off-topic trash instead. faggot

so how will Gladbach do? How are they gonna set up to stifle dirtmud?

I'm thinking like a 2:2 is realistic. batschwei will probably score at least one but dirtmunds defending is just absolute trash. so no way Gladbach doesnt score on them

M'Gladbach have to win this match because they lost three in a row
BVB had a tough EL match on Thursday so they will be tired

ok but i was fishing for a tuchel-like tactic session

>"being this autistic"
>obsesses over an user behind a danish flag

fucking kill yourself you fucking monkey

>FC Midtjylland - FC Kopenhagen
intredasting

sadly I am not as big as a tactic fox as big TT. sorry

kys

just letting you know that I'll report every post involving denmark from now on

if Midgetland drop points, Zornigger and his bundes rejects can surpass them today
>being this bitter

häng dich weg schwuchtel

then make a danish league thread and fuck off from bundes

i dislike denmark posting as much as the next guy but dont report posts unless its illegal or gore my dude

Honestly this would solve a lot of problems with /bundes/

>TFW you miss Pep
Baby come back, you can blame it all on me...

KICKERS OFFENBACH

>don't report posts unless...
see

>wah wah, leave my safe space
no need to throw a wobbly, king autismo
also must of the posters here talk about other leagues too (especially the PL)

>other thread deleted
colour me surprised

weren't you a different flag?

hoping for an Augsburg win tbhonest

good filename hehe

#MeToo

this is the /bundes/ not your fucking blog and not a place to talk about other leagues. I dont go on /seriea/ and talk about the bulgarian woodcutter league either so fuck off

Same flag in the other (superior) thread that was deleted, chief

absolutely based Glubb

>reporting posts
What is this, Reddit?

>to an appropriate extent

thats exactly the point. go to the other generals and the off-topic posting is nowhere near as cancerous as here. people talking about off-topic shit during live games isnt exactly a appropriate extent right?

>2:0 Kiwic

Thanks for reading this post.

why are there so many buyern ads???
>this tipico commercial
ugh

This guy watches anime

reminder:
stop being a fag and enabling the dane
dont off topic post during games
off topic posting is ok if there is no game on, but it is pure r*ddit to talk about individual posters

choupo-moting

This

can FCA qualify for europa?

Pistazie

youtube.com/watch?v=PcJkHgsYHTE

Chocolate
But I don't eat ice cream anymore

I hope not

why not and whats the sign say?

this would be even worse than Hoffe qualifying last season

weren't assburg in the europa a few seasons back?

>Augsburg - Seit Jeher Schwabens GröBter Glanz

1.Buyernwinslol
2. Neverkusen
3. RBL
4. >Schalke
5. BVB (maybe they can win the EL)
6. Eintracht Frankfurt
7. M'Gladbach

>p-please big stronk American team up with me and help stop these shitposting autists for a safe comfy space ;_; I will keep licking your anus
Based

yes 15/16

even got out of their group lol

kc geheimrat
in english

I don't team up with the american to get help with anything. I team up with him because he's an equaly bad shitposter and autist as I am and that way I don't feel so lonely.

i rate gregoritsch
based

>we are better Swabians than you

Global rule 3, newfriend.

what the fuck is this? havent had such a captcha combo before

Well that makes sense. Sorry, I didn't know this community was that important to you..

Please stop shitposting about me.
I am the one getting the blame for some reason.

>568 spectators at Elsinore - Horsens
Wow. That’s a new low by some distance.

same t b h

DON'T FORGET!

that's Oberliga tier

Why no denmarkin the pic?

>thommy

She's a girl and everybody knows that.

>for some reason

here's just "some reasons"

1/4 of a game has been a pure shitshow

classic bundes

Literal cancer

hier kommt der genuss
he was pretty good for Rainycastle last season

>americans
the whole game has been a shitshow

STOP mentioning it

22 minutes is 1/4 of a game you mong

thommy? more like tom

>nernberch back to /bundes/ next season

dadrauf a spezi

PRESS THE BUTTON

Where's the button?

GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ GOMEZ

*pushes the button*

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CHA CHA

apologise to korkut

dont worry he'll find a way to fuck it up

is gomez gonna make die manschaft?

VAR'd

based Zieler

GREGORITSCH GREGORITSCH GREGORITSCH GREGORITSCH GREGORITSCH GREGORITSCH GREGORITSCH GREGORITSCH GREGORITSCH GREGORITSCH GREGORITSCH GREGORITSCH GREGORITSCH GREGORITSCH GREGORITSCH GREGORITSCH GREGORITSCH GREGORITSCH GREGORITSCH GREGORITSCH GREGORITSCH GREGORITSCH GREGORITSCH GREGORITSCH

come on augsburg show these soyboys how much better big strong bayern is than the rest of germany

I'm genuinely confused, does the goal count?

>3:0 Elsig
>4:0 Elsig

Anyone watching?

this commentator keeps calling Gomez Goemez

>5:0 Nina Ehegôtze

no, it was offside
what match?
pic related

what part of kc are you from?

I love the VAR butthurt

>55' Tabea Kemme wird medizinisch behandelt

I really hope it's a woman doctor. No other man should be allowed to touch Kemme in a lewd way.

Turbine. But it's already over.

shut up, tom

>this reinVARd bullying

I fear that jogi is gonna make the call
I really really hope not

Why was the other thread with the big titted girl in OP deleted?

It's not like Germany has an alternative. Would you rather have Lars Stindl up front, who hasn't scored in ages now?

It was too good

...

>It's not like Germany has an alternative
Werner and Wagner are both alternatives though. Even Uth is more of an alternative, at least he's hit double figures.

Sport1 showing Hoffenheim - Wolfsburg at 17:00.

not even tom

hello

several /bundes/ threads aren't allowed

>can't even get passes on target
>the slum of st pölten

is jahn regensburg playing

rainycastle lost 1:0 against dresden earlier today

shut up, michael

pick your 23

this game has not been good
which castle is the best castle in germany btw?
>schurrle
>meyer

dog damn that team is 2 good tho
would start sane on the left

and how has Havertz progressed this year?

this starting XI
subs:
----------Gomez-----------------
--Sané----Draxler------Brandt
------L. Bender (also RB backup)---------Khedira---
---Max---Süle----S. Bender----Mustafi (not as RB)
----------------------Ter Stegen/Leno--------------------

>he doesn't know Schürrle is back
Third choice wing is about right right now desu

Havertz is great (two goals and six assists in this season)

>

So,Reus is going to die on live television today.

>gomez

>Gomez
based Hitz
I've seen worse

the bavarian castles of course

wtf

that was a beautiful touch

how did this even happen?

delete this mate

>spend everything on VAR
>have to play on maulwurfsparadies pitch

ebin

was ist pasirt

RIP Reus

braunschweig mcdonalds

>"Das ist die knallharte Fußballwelt. So lernt man, so wird man ein großer Junge."
- Arjen Robben, after he flopped because of minimal contact

ginczek has fucked up so many times this match kek

Korkut proven elite

Bürki; Piszczek, Sokratis, Akanji, Toljan; Weigl, Castro; Schürrle, Götze, Reus; Batshuayi

Bench: Weidenfeller, Zagadou, Sahin, Isak, Dahoud, Pulisic, Toprak

Sommer; Elvedi, Vestergaard, Ginter, Oxford; Hofmann, Zakaria, Kramer, Hazard; Stindl, Bobadilla

Bench: Sippel, Herrmann, Beyer, Drmic, Cuisance, Grifo

nice refball

Time for bvb autism

augsburg got VARd

that was the most irrelevant match of the season. and the most boring too

>Toljan still playing

it's like Stögi placed his mortgage on a M'gladbach win

Why don't they just buy Tierney from Celtic

doesn't seem very fitting in their new monkey zoo.

At least it's nice to see bvb reflecting Germany as a whole

>Pulisic on sub
Thank God, he looked like he was going to pass out from exhaustion the last couple games. Sleep tight, Puli :3
>Toljan starting
OH NO NO NO

I honestly think reus will go uninjured for some time now and get back to his old form but then will be out right before the wc

post the other pic

kek

Auf gehts fohlenelf!!!
I don't have it :(

hmhmhmhmmhhm yummy thighs

my local kreisliga pitch looks better than this t b h

>Kerbe'r

Nigga, I'm not an excessive waifufag. Who's is it?

>Petersen
Maybe if he hadn't missed that penalty in the Olympics final.

Denmark >>>>>>>> /bundes/andniggers

This field is aids

What's with the terrible pitch?

And in Gladbach of all places?

Hertha does it all the time against Dortmund.

Aww, fuck this pitch. That would've been a great pass.

SOẞE

wtf?

This is a disgrace. If I were a player, I would unironically refuse to play on that pitch.

Oh I see, I was thinking that too.

So they didn't tend to their pitch because they know they were playing Dortmund.

I'm working on it. I thought it was pic related.

what's the deal, is it always this bad?
looks like a wet cow pasture

the pitch Bundesliga deserves

Jesus Christ, constantly someone falling down and the ball bouncing around everywhere.

It's Anja Juliette Laval.

Literally just cancel the game already and penalize Gladbach with a monetary fine.

Remember when Gladbach and Doofmund actually had good teams??

It's a good trick, disrupts Dortmund's passing.

never heard of this chick

>implying Dortmund’s passing is worth interrupting
LAMO

Honestly gonna fap to that pic based kerberbro

heh dont mind me guys. just pirating this pitch

She's a retired German porn actress.

the chad weidenfehler

the virgin bürki

Thicctze has a nice af tan

tfw sexually attracted to moles

He spend a lot of time in Dubai

Then Dortmund took Gladbach's strength and Bayern did the same to Dortmund. Yes, I remember.

Not saying it's a bad trick, but it looks like they haven't practiced hoofball enough for it.

>the absolute state of this gladbach pitch

really makes you think

Stop shitposting. No off-topic in my bundes

hey you guys :D

This is fucking awful football. Thankfully it’s entertaining until now.

Kerber would be perfect if it weren't for that mustache of hers.

RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE RUSE

>trying to pass on this pitch

Why Götze? Just brute force it and shoot you fat faggot.

REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS!!!!

>Reus won't win us the world cup

wew

ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE ROYCE

Seems Reus is back. Damn what a fucking goal, no deflection either.

>Sommer

Very weird goal

nette ding

Have another one.

Whomst holds a camera like that lmao

>Götze to Schürrle to Reus
Noice

REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ REUZ

What a weird shot. If he intended to do it like that, world class

What a whore.

*shartcake

>tfw you couldn't stop Dortmund from scoring

I'm sure if you asked him, he'd say he intended to pull of exactly that shot.

but she /ourwhore/

youtube.com/watch?v=YU0zaUCEvAI
youtube.com/watch?v=YU0zaUCEvAI
youtube.com/watch?v=YU0zaUCEvAI

REUS REUS REUS
REUS REUS REUS

delete

Royce is known to be THE most hung player in the Bundes. Of course he meant it.

...

meh it isn't even Phoenix Floe tier

Get back to work Shinji.

>Bat Schwei

>Batshuayi getting yellow for that
>Hazard still hasn't seen yellow

Will Stögi win the yuro League?

would have been a top tier quint get, sad!

Thicc af

VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR

>VARstergaard

THANK YOU BASED VAR

I want him to beat Arsenal again.

I stand with VAR

For me, it's VAR

he lost against Arsenal

VARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVARVAR

Shouldn't even need VAR for that

Then you should kill yourself.

>Hazard
LAMO

Won 1-0 at home

They’ll go out against Bergamo desu

>götze running out of gas mid-dribble

>'azzad

I thought that was Ruthenbeck hmmmmmmmmm

Why don't you have tattoo of your parents on your chest, anons?

>someone other than reus has to do something
>move falls apart

Dickes, dummes Götze

Fucking hell, just fucking shoot. Stop trying to pass and take 2 or 3 touches in their box on this pitch.

dat lucky reus shot

Does bundes rate Jeff Buckley?

yes

götze is too fat, whenever he looks down he can't see the ball because ofh is fat gut so he loses balance and falls down

I rate Tim, Jeff is just a pretty face

friendly reminder that HIV will get relegated this year.

Good lad

I thank god for this every day.

implying

Wolfsburg won 1:0 by the way

sorry there's no shit team like Ingolstadt to keep them in the league this time. Mainz, Bremen, WOB are all better than HIV. Perhaps even Köln now.

When will hsv haters learn?

You don't want to see her cry, do you?

How is sommer plays gk when he is such a manlet?

See

#miezmiez

>bobadilla is back at gladbach
whoa man

>Mememark not posting

Mememark was b& on her phone

assuming you mean this one, it was literally a 12 seconds search in the archives.

this
king autismo reported everyone

Based

Thank god. I hope he died.

feels good man

...

Close!!
Auf geht!!!

Have you prayed to the tactics God today?

God, I miss him so much.

Tactics Tuchel was /mycoach/ at /myclub/. I'll never be able to have any positive feelings towards Watzke or subhumans like Sahin again.

>that hazard miss
wew

Isn't royce an homosex?

bring in pulisic

'no'

>that one guy responding to everyone without quoting
Fuck you

He’s not the only one...

>Hotspurs

He's ok

>bröndby
>gladbach

What's the point of it anyway? I never got this autism.

Thanks for cursing Fortuna by bandwagoning us you asshole; _;

wonder how many goals stindl would have today if gladbach hadn't fucked up their pitch

Let’s not talk about Brondby. I’m glad I’m not watching. Ugh.

Quoting looks quite unaesthetic.

Eating Vollkornbrot, an apple, with Brie with coffee now desu

It's your fellow Düsseldorf fan who is at fault because he sperged out all the time and then I stopped following and then they did poorly
sad!

>lelvedi

this sounds nice and I don't even like coffee

>not liking coffee
What are you, a pleb?

Kaffeestunde :D

....

poor choice of words, I like the flavour and the smell but mostly I'd rather have tea

Chamomile and green tea are so based

ask mutti

Warum spielt Kramer für diese shitters?

Okay

don't worry, you can watch him at bayern next season

still atoning

Kramer is avg (unfortunately)

>castro in weigls position

urgh, what is this commentator thinking?

Because it's pretty much his level

'no'

I can ask you. I know you two wear experimenting as children.

Just fucking score already, holy shit.

Yes. He tried making the small step up to Leverkusen and couldn't even handle that

Not even watching this shit lmao

I'm glad Reus is back to play decent footy for 3-6 weeks, unfortuneatly he will be injured for another 18 month afterwards

How does bundes rate Jule Weigl?

You’re missing an entertaining match senpai

Best youth DM im Lande

He was pretty solid at Leverkusen but he went there on loan and Gladbach wanted him back afterwards

10/10 gf

Julian "Krupp Stahl" Weigl/10 under Tuchel.

Currently struggling. Could be because he was injured for quite a long time though.

>have manbun
>bleach it
>looks like a bald spot on tv
brilliant

Used to be very promising but got dragged down by a heavy injury and Dortmund becoming shit in general

Other way around wasn't it? He was on loan at BMG, Leverkusen wanted him back, and he ended up not meeting expectations, so they sold him back to BMG.

...

Correcto erecto

J U S T

just looked it up, you're right. Shame on me

German Henderson

Best thing about Stöger is how Sahin is getting completely BTFO.

except that it was him who wanted to go back*

Thomas pls

Fucking Luckmund, BMG score already

dortmund in 2nd places again. i cant take it anymore

why is there a game on monday anyway??

>Shirley doesn't eat meat

How does he have the strength to play?

>commentator trying to downplay that foul
Sure it wasn't exactly a legbreaker, but it wasn't nice either.

Ergebnis :D

>EPL development club 2nd place of bundesliga

>the literal state of (((bundesliga)))

benis xD

This has to be the shittiest Bundesliga season I've ever seen. What a horrible shitshow our league has become

>azzr

soy

how is it possible to choke so hard in front of goal

Kek

That should be the bundesliga slogan

Victims of their own pitch. Half the shots they've had have bobbled just before being taken, and ended up harmless.

REFBALL

>Borussia #VARmund

Just wait till 50+1 gets scrapped. Everything will be okay.

ULI! AUS!

>that oxford header

Kind pls

Go away!

AHAHAHA TWO PENALTIES NOT GIVEN
WOLFGANG "FUCK GLADBACH" STARK

Man can only hope

most midtable bundesliga teams have more money than mitable teams from spain and france. they just fucking suck.

stöger's teams seem to be experts in playing like shit and winning nevertheless.

Who is Düsseldorf biggest rival?

razor go home

>still doubting the real Mastermind

how pleb is /bundes/?

>muh 50+1
>meanwhile Wolfsburg, RB, Bayer literal product-clubs
>meanwhile "second biggest" German club getting bought out by fucking Arselel

No u go away

>azzar

>tfw he gets a long term contract

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Dortmund is back

Stöger-Dortmund is pretty much unwatchable, I miss the good old Taktikfuchs times

Bayer has a cute stadium though

Rüsselsdorf

You are right. RB should have never been allowed to enter the bundes.

>people seriously believe this

100% refball

how was that not a penalty? robben got a penalty for less

Der FC

overrated

how would investors make bvb's management more competent?
VAR HQs are in Köln

>development club

kino

Looks like a Renaissance painting

They wouldn't but at least they had fucking money to burn.
See every English club in customer league

Wolfgang Stark was VAR.

>meanwhile Buyern has a management full of alkies and literal Hauptschüler

when will this meme about Dortmund's """ bad""" management end?

once they stop the affenzirkus

>Wants to stop 50+1
>calls others custoemrs
End yourself.

when they stop choking a five point lead
>being 19 (!) points behind

rolex kalle and würstl ulli are literally the smartest people in german football

>implying he isn't a customer already himself

just kys

I'm not a customer and I'm not going to kiss my sister.

19 factorial is a large number

evil denmark with a proxy?

SV Entenhausen

Schluchtenshitter stop posting things I kek at and agree with. Youre changing my perception of (you) and I dont like it one bit

Joke's 2deep4theburger.

>The sperging autism starts again

Our rivals are
K*ln, Monggladbeck, RWE, WSV
In that order

It's weird, burgers don't actually like Duck comics. Don Rosa never got the recognition he deserves there.

Explain pls

can you find all the 09 maulwürfe?

yes

dont look if you want to find them yourself

also cute game

>this is somehow not a penalty

>on the right at the bottom of the seats
>underneath the tripod on the right
>to the left of Stöger's boot
>to the left of the water bottles
>left of Zorc's head
>to the right of the medical bag (?) underneath the .de
>on the video screen
>behind the dugout above the Postbank
Can't find the 9th.

I love you.

looks like a dive 2bh

Please notice me

QT

>Brazil whoring for attention again
This is why I don’t quite people.

doesnt even drink milk. lots of green tea though.

I knew there is something wrong with him, being so pale, emaciated and just looking tired

>This is why I don’t quite people.

I'm literally living inside your head rent free kek. This is amusing.

Literally me

check stöger one more time ;)

I saw the solution picture and felt stupid for not getting it.

On a more football related note, Akanji's looking like he wasn't just a big fish in a small pond, though his NT performances at least suggested that.

you mean he is good? I dont know, since i really wasnt paying attention to his performance, but the whole defence was shaky as fuck.

The defence just got fuckall protection from the midfield. Him and Sokratis dealt with most of what came their way, and Bürki had a good match to deal with the rest.

>f3 + bürki
>two results
>one in the post about the line-up

cant wait for all those goalie experts trashing Bürki again when he concedes two in a game.

He's been up and down and often looks scared in the goal when he's supposed to take initiative. Much better than post-autism Weidenfeller tho.

Bürki is shit

all the shots today were either piss poor or on bürki

>the fag that never gives (You)s so you can't tell who the fuck he's talking to

Ehehe

well definitely not talking to you

>mfw a non-kra*t tennis player is posted
bundes is a Jule zone m8

>all the shots today were either piss poor or on bürki
A large number of them were, but he had a few good saves against Bobadilla, Stindl and Hazard

I wish we were in a Lord of the Flies situation so I could stab him with a spear every time he didn't pass the fucking seashell. Because you just know he'd be the kind of cunt who wouldn't.

he had 1 (one) good save

Kaffeestunde :D

whatever, stay mad gypsy

He had a few. Stindl's shot in the first half, the double save from Hazard's shot (though he made more trouble for himself than necessary he also cleaned it up) and the double save from Stindl's. The save from Elvedi's header also wasn't the easiest, but was one you'd expect most goalkeepers to make.

>mfw I don't give a fuck and will post Romanian tennis players regardless

the header was piss easy

Neuer would have catched it

>Vor dem Champions-League-Duell gegen Besiktas Istanbul, sprach Robert Lewandowski im kicker-Interview über seine Ziele mit dem FC Bayern und seine Zukunft.
>"Wir wollen alles gewinnen", verdeutlichte Lewandowski, wie viele Titel er in dieser Saison zu holen gedenkt: Die Meisterschale, den DFB-Pokal und den Henkelpott - drei an der Zahl! "Es wäre keine Sensation, wenn Bayern die Champions League gewinnen würde", so "Lewy" weiter.
>Und wie sieht der polnische Nationalspieler seine Zukunftspläne? Immer wieder wird der Bayern-Stürmer - trotz Vertrag bis 2021 - mit Real Madrid in Verbindung gebracht.
>"Zum jetzigen Zeitpunkt mache ich mir darüber keine Gedanken", so Lewandowski. "Wenn ich jetzt als Bayern-Spieler über diese Real-Spekulationen nachdenken würde, wäre es nicht gut für mich, weil ich dann nicht mehr auf meinen Job hier fokussiert wäre. Ich bin Spieler des FC Bayern und will hier alles geben. Das steht für mich an erster Stelle."
>Ein klares Dementi des Polen sieht anders aus. Kein Wunder, planen die "Königlichen" im Sommer 2018 doch eine große Transfer-Offensive - und Lewandowski steht auf der besagten Liste ganz oben.

buyern gonna need someone else to practice benuldis then

at least post cirsteas fat arse m8

I'm more of a Bogdan man myself tebehe.

absolute plebian even if bogdan is a cute

>Reus: „Ich habe ihn gar nicht gut getroffen, wollte ihn eigentlich links oben rein machen. Sieht schön aus, aber ich wollte ihn anders schießen. Bin froh, dass er reingegangen ist.“
Good guy Reus cannot tell a lie.

Why the fuck all the tennis posting in this thread. This is still a thread about football.

uhm sweetie, that hamburger whore isn't the one who should talk about fat asses.

HER RUMP IS BREDDY BIG

She's a sperg that always collapses when leading and I just can't post her in good faith.

Speaking of Carina: we just entered the year of the dog in the chinese calendar

>they still eat dogs in China

I guess we know what happened to all the dragons.

very funny

not

would her sister t b h

to cool of your autism, judging by how white this "romanian" girl is, I would say she's decendant of the german minority in Siebenbürgen.

I found all of them

good job

Kaffeestunde :D