/nba/ - NBA All Star Game Edition

Sunday, Feb. 18
All times Eastern (ET)

1 p.m. | NBA Legends Brunch | NBA TV coverage begins at 3 p.m. ET
4:30 p.m. | NBA G League International Challenge presented by Kumho Tire | NBA TV
8 p.m. | 67th NBA All-Star Game | TNT coverage begins at 7 p.m. ET

Demwiddie Wins Skills Challenge
Booker Wins 3PT Contest With Record 28 Points
Dunk Contest Currently taking place.

Other urls found in this thread:

twitter.com/okcthunder/status/964989294543699968
pollmill.com/f/what-is-the-size-of-mio-tajima-an-announcer-of-boat-race-edogawa-s-nipple-aqt9drw/answers/new.html
twitter.com/DefPenHoops/status/964993467138105344?ref_src=twsrc^tfw&ref_url=https://bleacherreport.com/oklahoma-city-thunder
twitter.com/BobbyMarks42/status/965037479786176513
youtube.com/watch?v=5eArCJcmgro
github.com/ccd0/Cred
spotrac.com/nba/phoenix-suns/jared-dudley-2228/
youtu.be/ZcaMoiu_ZBY
youtube.com/watch?v=-SSQzQlEqa8
youtube.com/watch?v=YWQPgOeOu1w
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoenix_Suns_draft_history
youtube.com/watch?v=kBtmtNKvlGA
youtube.com/watch?v=hYH7Ak0tgFs
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Booker is elite.

too bad the suns have one of the worst front offices and ownerships of all time

>My boy Mitchell destroyed it on the first try

>Oladipo choking this hard

why are they the judges?

>Larry Nance with the old Suns jersey

BASED

Based DJ khaled

>It’s another boring dunk contest episode.

Mitchell and Nance for the Finals. Book it.

Nance wins because his the only tall guy.

the only trophy he will ever win

I missed the first two dunks because my TV is retarded. Fuck my life

dsj's first attempt would have been nuts but hes thinking long term

How many bings and bongs until All-Star game?

The dunk contest is dead again

WE

RIP dunk contest 2016-2018

this is just awful. so many misses

WE

FUCK DRUMPT AND WHITE PEOPLE

First dunk is only good one

BLACKED PANTHER

WUZ

WE

WAKANDA FOREVER

Nothing's going to top the LeVine/Gordon duel for years

Wtf, Chris Rock.

Would've been 11/10 if he naile dit on the first one

Give him an 8

fuck Oladipo should have made his first dunk

22 bongs

F I F T Y

>All these misses

YOU SHOULD GET ONE SHOT AT THE DUNK

>miss twice
>10

cheers

...

4/10

>#TeamLeBron head coach Dwane Casey has selected #RussellWestbrook to replace the injured #DeMarcusCousins in the starting lineup for the 2018 #NBAAllStar Game.

BASED RAPTIES BROS!!!!!

RAPTIES THUNDIES BROSHIP IS ELITE!!!!

>Miss over and over
>Perfect score

Shit is rigged

AYYY AYY AYY IOWNOOO AYY IMMA TELL YIU AYY AYYY

fucking assassinate these announcers

Truly the most powerful broship on Cred Forums

why the fuck did they give a 10 with all those misses?

who the fuck is DJ Khaled

I bet she's so wet watching this

LeBron James will not shut up and dribble.

Kevin "Manlet" Hart

>inb4 he falls on everyone

9/10

some talentless hack that ooga boogas to stolen music

why is dunking over midgets getting a 50?

3/10

an absolute meme

>50/50

Why?

Cliche.

Most fans are manlets so it gets overhyped.

Based

wow this is fucking sad

smith's dunk was worthy of a 50 but not that shit

He is not just an athlete senpai

>Make 5'0 kevin hart crouch
>50/50

why do black people like dunks so much?

fuck this
back to LivePD

Literally one of the the top 3 producers in the game
>hack
Kys white boy

I told you guys the dunk contest is trash.

MY BOY MITCHELL WINNING THE DUNK CONTEST AND ROTY

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh hi Ben.

Cause it makes non athletic whites seeth

Same reason people like sports. Displays of athleticism

That shit was a lame gimmick jumping over crouching children woopty doo Dennis Smith is getting robbed

>he's actually produced in over a decade

Ben is a better dunker. He would not have misses that

Nance sucks, how did he get to the finals

All these gimmicks and Smith had the absolute best dunk fuck this shit

Dennis can't even make his dunks, he doesn't deserve to go further. Start off small then finish big
Can't shoot so all he can do is dunk, he'd better be better or he'd straight up be even more of a bust than he already is.

Because it's a good story with his dad having won the contest back in the day.

He's literally just a generic dunker with some genetic disease that people can use to shill for brownie points.

9/10

Mitchell is legit not going to lie

Mitchell winning this

What he wasn't jumping over midgets or putting on a black panther mask or dressing up like daddy's he did a dunk no-one else can do straight up. This is shit is the gimmick contest

How did they not know what he did?

Nance might survive this with this

That was impressive.

He double tapped a dunk, lmao.

do they always give such high scores? seems like it should be out of 5 instead of 10

>not even the right jersey
lmao this is so trash

reggie miller is by far the worst

VINCE CARTER JERSEY

IT'S OVA

IT'S OVA LADIES AND GENTLEMAN

IT'S OVA

mitchell is shit

this is boring as fuck

Vince needs to do the dunk contest again.

worst dunk contest ever

Wtf, I hate Mitchell now.

Pretty much. This is where the 7-pt scale goes to die.

wow what a shit contest not even the crowd is getting hyped

His sister looks autistic

Is she /our girl/?

Larry was robbed by this wannabe Vince Carter kid

We need a freak of nature to do a 720 windmill

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHY YOU SO MAD SIMMONS SHITTER???

DSJ got robbed

Nance got robbed by the Vince Carter gimmick these judges suck it needs to be all players

Why is she a coal burner? She's too pretty for that

Prime LeBron could've done it but he was a pussy.

Westbrook tried getting into the dunk contest as a rookie but no one voted him to play because he wasn't hyped or popular back then.

Most of Nance's dunks were basic as fuck. He was trying to milk his Dad's history.

Oladipo and DSJ choked hard.

They ruined this contest imo.

$$$$$

Because God is good

He made his dunks his was the only true 10 without some lame ass prop or Jersey

Aaron Gordon sat down in mid air while jumping over a mascot.

I'm just going to be disappointed every year.

This
They could've made this competitive but blew their load early.
Soon

#WakandaForever

I really wonder what Oladipo would've brought out in the finals

...

This

AND HE STILL DIDN'T WIN

>muh "gotta get it right the first time" penalty

If you spam this image one more time....

This, nostalgiafags can suck it.

you can keep PG desu.

Suck my black dick

Vince is still the GOAT

Eternal Dunk God

twitter.com/okcthunder/status/964989294543699968
Westbrook a cute!

pollmill.com/f/what-is-the-size-of-mio-tajima-an-announcer-of-boat-race-edogawa-s-nipple-aqt9drw/answers/new.html

Rising stars was trash. All three events today were trash. This all star game better be good.

>that asian thottie in the back ground

MUH DICK

You know it's not. It's gonna get old before the 6 minute mark in the 1st quarter.

Disappointing performances all around.

all star games are always trash

The over/under on combined points is 346.

Its literally always the worst event

anyone got a stream?

>thinking the all star game will redeem these other events

user, I...

it's over. don't bother senpaitachi. PG bricked everything, hope he stays in OKC desu.

Risings Stars was a better dunk contest.

I already called this yesterday.

...

Thanks!

Reminder that 3-on-3 basketball is going to be in the next Summer Olympics.

best things of tonight
>PG9
>booker 28
>oladipo black panther dunk
>mitchell off the backboard pull back dunk
>DJ Khaled grabbing his crotch and wishing MJ a happy birthday
shit night

twitter.com/DefPenHoops/status/964993467138105344?ref_src=twsrc^tfw&ref_url=https://bleacherreport.com/oklahoma-city-thunder

suck cock lakers fans

Who is to blame for the current state of the NBA?

Me on the left

>PG after the 3P. “Tough showing but at the end of the day it’s all fun.” Joked that he needs Russ’ crisp passes instead of taking the ball off the rack

Match made in heaven.

Mitchell did the same fucking dunk three times. Fuck this shit.

social media

Thanks bro

The last one was Carter's dunk

Now THIS is cute.

It was a much uglier version of VC's dunk

He slipped.

But obviously just shows how difficult Vince's dunks were. Especially to get it right the first time.

WE WANT KLAY
WE WANT KLAY
WE WANT KLAY

>Mitchell did a meh impression of Vince Carter
>Larry Nance Jr did a meh impression of his dad's windmill and cradle
yawn

KLAY IS GAY
KLAY IS GAY
KLAY IS GAY

Booker is my husbando

This

DSJ had the most creative dunk. Robbed

shaw kobr

HURRY UP AND END THE SEASON

LAKERS GETTING

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I hate Bronny's hair. He'd look so much cuter with short hair no homo

Still remember that. People were looking around like what just happened.

You know what I just realized? The NBA prides itself on being so socially conscious and politically progressive, commissioner is proud of players making political stances, etc. And people criticize the NFL for seemingly covering up its players personalities and to stay apolitical.

And yet Colin Kaepernick's kneeling thing a few years ago made infinitely more difference and attention in America than anything progressive or political the NBA has ever done in its entire existence. And Roger Goodell actually supported players kneeling, while Adam Cuck Silver told players they were banned from kneeling, even though it's a rule he could have easily changed.

Really makes you think doesn't it.

>PG9

what do you expect? he's a fucking JEW, he only wants the appearance of the NBA supporting black people, but all the real statements from NBA players have been outside the NBA via twitter and interviews. Actua-----[This post has been removed by the National Basketball Association due to violation of league rules].

Legitimately made me think but then I realized that it inherently comes with the NFL being the country's most popular sport.

Those LA rims man, and the LA court, and the LA atmosphere.

Just isn't meant to be. Needs Westbrook passing to him to put up career highs in 3s.

Why are you typing paragraphs nerd? No one cares about kneeling

>2-0

The NBA fanbase leans to the left. It's just preaching to the choir.

>Bobby Marks accurately predicted every single contest winner today from a ESPN experts survey

twitter.com/BobbyMarks42/status/965037479786176513

What comes "inherently" though? The point is that it would make the most sense for the NFL to be the most middle of the road league because it doesn't want to alienate a large portion of its fanbase, right? But if that should be the case, then why is it that Roger Goodell came out in support of probably the most politically-active movement in the history of American professional sports that got all the way to the White House?

it's just crazy to me that cuck Silver and the NBA prides itself on being very socially and politically progressive, bans an owner for privately recorded conversations, removes an all-star game because of a gender law, yet with one event the anti-political NFL has had more political impact than the NBA ever has, and cuck silver purposely tried to avoid the same controversy

Based

Even had Dimwiddie

>Monster trucks
>UFC
>WWE
>Democrate skew
wat

Also picked Bogdon to win Rising Stars MVP before the game.

how is turn out measured? num fans attending games? or % stadium filled?

That's voter turnout, friend.

devin booker has LA all over his face desu. hes coming home

>What comes "inherently" though? The point is that it would make the most sense for the NFL to be the most middle of the road league because it doesn't want to alienate a large portion of its fanbase, right? But if that should be the case, then why is it that Roger Goodell came out in support of probably the most politically-active movement in the history of American professional sports that got all the way to the White House?
Damn, I got nothing.

Those are mostly watched by kids who are left. Old people are right. See golf

Tell me about PG, why is he incapable of making 3s under pressure?

Why are you obsessed with LA?

>all star weekend
>pressure
The winner doesn't even matter

Is golf the ultimate redpill sport?

desu, i don't think he can handle the pressure of playing for a great organization such as Los Angeles, if he crumbles n a 3pt contest. I don't want him to go down the Dwight Howard path. You can keep him OKC, you guys are used to losing.

YOU GOTTA LIVE FOR THE MOMENT

YOU GOING TOE TO TOE WITH KLAY AND BOOKER

YOU GOTTA WIN THIS

NO OT

BALL GAME

Why doesn't KD do the dunk contest? He could pull of some crazy stuff with lose long ass arms.

He had to let Booker win. He wants to fuck him. He knew he wouldn't give it up if he beat him.

And what y’all favorite player doing this weekend?

KD isn't that athletic. Like it'd be hard for him to use his arms the way you'd think.

Mitchell has long arms and he's athletic, so he was able to do crazy dunks catching the ball way back and really low. KD based on in game dunks I've seen has issues catching bad lob passes and completing the dunks.

A guy like Dwight has already done everything you can as a long armed athletic big in game imo.

Dayum... Murray is smashin that????

Is the ASB boring for us because we watch tons of basketball and have been for years? Or is it legitimately boring, are the normies loving it?

Final Space was unironically more entertaining.

Sorry, reddit Space.

Should the NBA add a 1v1 tournament ?

I hope he doesn't call that thing a girlfriend. Pic related, it's my relationship goals desu.

Anyone got a gif or vid of the thots behind the analyst desk during the post game wrap up after the dunk contest?

Disgusting

Oh man, trading one sun-bleached plastic surgery experiment for another how humble and down-to-earth man.

>Devin Booker set the new 3PT contest NBA record

70 points wasn't enough.

>Paul George hinted he knows what he'll do this offseason.

>To clarify, George was asked if he knows what he'll do this summer. "I don't," he said. "I know what I feel is best." So if he knows it, does he have an idea of his plan? Russell Westbrook also suggested that he thinks PG is going to stay, so this will obviously be a huge story this summer.

OMG

should be taken with a grain of salt. The bonus rack inflates scores

Literally everyone gets a bonus rack tho dumb ass.

He only missed on from the rack and smartly closed out with it on the right corner.

Everyone gets a moneyball rack.


The fact he's the best to do it is already impressive. Had 20 points before his rack.

Is 6ix9ine still alive?

That's my point. All of the scores are inflated. 30 used to be the highest you can get and now it's 34. Somebody like Mark price's 24 or bird's 22 were more impressive because you actually had to clutch money balls

I wanna fuck Booker no homo yes homo jk no homo

POP THESE NIGGAS LIKE A WHEELIE NIGGA, YOU A SILLY NIGGA

I still can't believe this is a human being, America truly is full of degenerate dogs.

But for real full homo

What team does he follow again? Oakland?

Artists you'd rather see doing the all star game instead of trap rappers

Linkin Park. Oh wait...

...

dashboard confessional

Radiohead

Burzum. Based Varg just calling everyone a degenerate and how basketball is a waste, everyone should be training with weapons instead.

is that gary payton

That's KG

Bill Walton is commentating UCLA vs Oregon on ESPN and I can tell that the other commentator wants to choke out Bill Walton

Bill needs to die already.
He's a garbage commentator.

The Smiths

new DBS episode was more litty than the dunk contest desu senpai

>DBS
Underage please kill yourself.

>dragon ball
>underage

???

>not being part of the /nb/a/ late night crew

Super is for underage newfags.

majority of peope who watch dbz and dbs in the west are men in their 20s and early 30s.

are you 'thee' Westbrook fag who makes edits? The ones with the Chinese letters and shit because if so, then you've fallen far my friendo. Degeneracy is a helluva drug.

dragon ball fan since day 1 you fucking bitch dont ever talk to me that way again or else i will dunk on you

I don't believe that for a second.

>leaf
Lmao

I'm a Nets fan you can't touch me

youtube.com/watch?v=5eArCJcmgro

BASED

This.

Not working how? I haven't noticed anything other than legacy captcha support disappearing.

github.com/ccd0/Cred Forums-x/issues/1746

From what we can tell, Hiro updated Cloudflare protections on Cred Forums. Ever go to a site and it asks you to wait 5 seconds to verify you aren't a bot? It's that that Hiro has added. Because of the way 4chanx works (through API calls), Hiro has also gone out of his way to set a limit on how fast you can update threads or you can also hit this limit if you have too many threads open. Hitting the limit gets you a ban from the servers, and auto update threads and thread watcher won't work.

Me and ccd are working on a workaround but this is a issue on Cred Forums's side. I say issue, but this is clearly a move that foreshadows the death of archives and probably the death of API access. Hiro is determined to get rid of both.

If you leave your thread update counter to 30, you shouldn't have any issues unless you open say 4-5 threads at once and then you may receive a ban.

>@VicOladipo sharing what he learned from Russell Westbrook

>"I've become more obsessed with winning than I've ever been in my entire life ... trying to match his energy on and off the court."

Lauri > embiid
Dont @ me the process has failed

>It's that that

Are you the sperg triangling me for answer the user's question? Pretty pathetic.

>Me and ccd are working on a workaround
Not to be rude, but who are you?

>triangling
that hasn't been in vogue for years, /nba/ really hates to update doesn't it. anyways, no i did not.

i hope you know, you'e about to get a really autistic answer.

he's one of the elite 10

Hey guys, just dunking my way to the ROTY, don't mind me

Lonzo had a concert for his album tonight after the game , he can do all this but can’t get back on the court

I don't, but bring it on, I guess.

The dunk contest and three point contest were trash as fuck.

that is pb, he works on Cred Forums x...if you haven't figured it out

hey canada what's his ranking in the elite 10 again?

I also do work with Floens on Clover, currently working on a proper filtering system

He's #4 behind the Hinkster, me and gowiz. Clips got bumped down to #5.

Daft Punk.

i, i don't think Kobe Bryant is in my top 10. if my list is based on their games, then he's a carbon copy of MJ and well, i already got MJ. i can't rank based on personality.

This guy is the 2nd most skilled player in the NBA.
Please pay appropriate amount of respect now.

Based Jazz Aussie

This but unironically

Luol Deng should be an all star just because he managed to pull off one of the greatest fleecings in NBA free agent history.

Or at least Chandler Parsons.

nope, those guys are nothing compared to this mater thief.

>spotrac.com/nba/phoenix-suns/jared-dudley-2228/

What about Joakim Noah?

In your head

Zombie

Not if he doesn’t pass his GED test he will go to jail and probably become someone’s bitch desu

He is from someone around NY so either nets or Knicks I assume

/nba/, removing any racist shit you're gonna say about him being a Jew, what are you honest thoughts on this man? Do you feel like he has done a good job as commissioner, average job, poor job?

he should allow players to kneel

;)

>no one is saying kanye

...

this but unironically

only if to protest black criminals shooting black police officers

how do you fix the dunk contest ?
It's lamer and lamer

ALL CAPS NO SPACES

He's a 10/10 commissioner imo. He's rules with an iron but fair fist. And he truly listens to the players and what the fans have to say and takes it into consideration. He put in work to reduce the pre-season to avoid injuries (even though we have had a shit ton so far this season, season ending) and even tried to make AS weekend better for us. To top it off, he's even considering reformatting the playoffs so we can get the best quality basketball possible. He's good in my book.

>tried to make AS weekend better for us
didn't televise LITERALLY the most entertaining part

>kyrie was right
How will we ever recover?

good job. good communication with all parties involved, tackling some issues like the densely packed seasons, tanking, and the lame all-star games head on, standing up for teams and players where other leagues cower away from scrutiny. can't solve everything in just a few years but the general direction is good.

youtu.be/ZcaMoiu_ZBY

The thing is that I hate all the changes he has made.

I hate the Steph V Lebron Allstar game format and the playground draft format

I hate the Awards night for MVP, ROTY and everyone else

I hate the league drowning in SJW issues like never before and the players seeming like they have more power than ever. Believe me, they WILL win the battle with owners at the next Lockouts because of it, and the game will suffer because of it.

homie just asked “why does lonzo look like waluigi?”

lmaooooo

>people unironically think the earth is flat

literally people laugh behind their backs and they dont even realize it

you offer no arguments.

Lonzos shoes there actually look cool. I'd never wear nigger shoes like Jordan's though. Clunky ugly fucking shoes. Worse than hospital/autism shoes.

As a Chinese,I am really angry.We want apology,we are asking for apology from J.J.Redick. This is a serious problem.

JJ Reddick here,
Ching chong ping pong suck my ding dong slant eyed fuck, China is a shithole lmao

APOLOGIZE white trash, i will fuck your mother!

我很抱歉妓女的儿子

>tfw I didn't have Cred Forums to endure "social justice" with

How long does this shit go on for?

"Nba chink fans"
I love how nonchalant he says that shit. I also love how tencent didn't even bother cutting that shit out

What is he supposed to say?

>FUCK THIS SHIT I'M HEADING TO LA
Will ruin whatever chemistry is left in OKC and fans will boo him and make his stay uncomfortable.

>I-II D-DON'T KNOW YET/MY DECISION WILL BE AFTER THE SEASON
Already has one foot out of the door.

This nigga trash

The kid on the right is already like 6ft. Kid on the right is like 5'5. Crazy ass genetics.

Daily reminder that the Los Angeles Lakers have 16 _____

man the Lakers is like a dude with a two inch dick, who recently got a penis enlargement and is now hanging a mean four incher

he used to be really good at eating pussy, and I mean REALLY good. now he tries to lay pipe instead. as a result, even though his dick is bigger his wife is less satisfied than ever

Million dollars for Luol Deng

repetition is the death of comedy.

Other than the fact that he didn't televise the All Star draft for some reason he's ok and doesn't hate the Spurs yet

...

Gayest shit I've seen in my life. And I've seen a lot of gay shit.

Oh fugg i gotta go beat my dick

How well are the Lakers doing in the ASG to recruit FAs there? Cowherd said that Magic is personally putting on a show to recruit players

what's good my brother from a SEA mother

I just watched figureskating and this is still gayer

women's or men's?

Hello there NBA chink fans

what was he even thinking

Boston is filled with wiggers that still wear 4x ecko shirts

What NBA fanbase has the most chinks? Raptors? Knicks?

It's clear JJ Reddick had a speech error. Fucking dumb ass internet rage brigade. Whites can't be racist anyway.

I just can't watch all star games. Basketball is pretty bad to watch when there's zero intensity or competitive edge.

>chinks
>knicks
Wat. Anyway you're looking for Houston/GSW/Lakers

Rockets are mostly White fans
Lakers and Warriors are mostly Spic

probably warriors by now

Yao Ming nigger. Bay area/LA is filled with chinks. Warriors alternate is literally Chinese letters

New York has the most chinks in the country you stupid fuck

there might be Chinese in california but they pale in comparison to Mexicans unlike in New York

...

>Rockets
>White fans
Lmao Houston is a black and Latino city

>“The Rockets are China’s NBA team,” said Du Gong, a reporter for the nation’s largest Internet portal Tencent. “It began with Yao Ming. But even in the years after he is no longer playing, this is the team that more Chinese fans know and follow. They are loyal to the team that made the first of their countryman the No. 1 choice.”

>The China connection is also furthered by the Rockets’ partnerships with roughly a half-dozen companies based in China and constantly working to add more.

Aren’t most Texas Latinos culturally white?

>Aren’t most Texas Latinos culturally white?

pretty much

Txfag here

He's a Californian?

...

Rockets logo on face

>Paul George: “I’ve felt the energy, I know where the love is.”
HAHAHHAHAJA OKLAHOMO BTFO

HES COMING HOME, COMING HOME, TELL THE WORLD HES COMING

LAKERS BABY

Paul George is a faggot whos trying to look good for both okc and lakers fanbase

Laker fans this desperate fucking kek

I can't believe that ugly ass light-skinned nigga came in this.

Who?

And you're a tranny faggot trying to look good for Curry and his mouthpiece

Lonzo Ball's deep

lonzos baby mama

what a dummy

Aidsman finna trade oatmeal face nigga

>Congratulations user, welcome to the Los Angeles Lakers, oh don't worry about that cut on my hand just a little scratch haha

Would you accept his handshake?

Yes causea hes obviously cured

Sure i dont have any cuts on my hand

Name another team that has signed a FA like Shaq and Kareem?

>Congratulations user, welcome to the Los Angeles Lakers, oh don't worry about that cut on my hand just a little scratch and besides..monkeys are the reason we have aids anyway haha

Miami.

Thunder signed KD Harden and Westbrook

What if you did

>FA
>reading comprehension

>FA

Thunder DRAFTED all of them

I guess, but none are Shaq or Kareem

Fat Shaq and prime Bron has to at least be close, right?

one of them was LITERALLY Shaq...

Shaq was traded there, not an FA

Kek, what a cuck

I hope he's just being nice on the outside

Oh, yeah...

Don't flat Earthers think the sun is directly above the Earth? Where is it?

behind some clouds, duh

...

damn...i didnt know lebron was this fucking big. isnt all this muscles bad for basketball?

Power is extremely useful for finishing through contact, boxing out, running through people, etc. That combination of power and agility is what made/makes Lebron such a freak athlete.

depends on the air conditioner

What does /nba/ think of the Globetrotters?

they would bootyblast lebron

NBA rules or Globetrotter rules?

Globettroter rules obviously. Fuck the NBA rules and their corrupt refs.

why didnt you fuckers tell me the gleague dunk contest was on!

that ass is fat

This actually makes me think. Is it possible that Westbrook is actually that dude that inspires other players in the league to play harder? Honestly, it's like almost anyone who played with him has said mostly positive stuff about him and aspire to bring that same level of energy to every game.

It also really has me looking at his ability to create for others since he tends to generate so many open looks. He's not a traditional point guard nor is he a great ball handler, but he's assured 9 assists in every game he's played for the past three seasons.

The only difference between him and D-Rose was that Westbrook cared about his body enough off the court to push himself on it while Rose was more careless with his play on the court. He didn't make the adjustments to save his own body like most athletes do (which makes him look more explosive but less likely to maintain over his career).

why is all star such a fucking cringe fest?

>the difference between rose and westbrook

Kareem wasn't a FA either.

Inflated egotism, NBA's "We are the world" message and over compensated executives,players, etc.

Can the wolves win a title this year?

northwest conference, sure. it's also by far the hardest conferen to win at the moment after years of the southwest being the slaughterhouse of the NBA.

well he's black he has superior genetics

The twolves' title hopes for now and in the foreseeable future all hinge on Wiggins taking his game to the next level, but he shows no signs of that happening

They're leading the EFL Championship

Your 2019 MVP

Why wouldn't someone want to sign with the Lakers in FA? Even if they aren't the best place to win a championship, they have the best combination of i) marketing opportunity and ii) off the court opportunity that it evens out not getting immediate rings

I don't get NBA FAs

>you 'll never have an enterouge of assistants, friends, business partners and reporters watch you change in the locker room

...

They took the "wassup my nigga" part out of Rush Hour

What the hell

That's because you're a retarded brainlet that doesn't know shit.

you have mental deficiencies, seek help

the chad mitchell vs the virgin ben

So the Lakers AREN'T the biggest brand in American sports? I'm a status seeker though. Only brainlets aren't

NBA players already do all this shit in the off season in NY and LA, plus their agency already runs the majority of their business and publicity for them.

You do not need to live in LA or NY to fully exploit all the business opportunities available there.

This isn't the 1980's dumbass.

Yeah but think about this - LONZO BALL has the 11th most sold jersey in the NBA BECAUSE he's a Laker. The interesting part about him is being a Laker

Imagine if PG13 comes to the Lakers or even a Klay Thompson? They'd become top 10 in jersey sold

>mfw a Simmons simp says assists and rebounds are more important than points, 3PT shooting, and FT% in the modern NBA

Tell me why DeRozan doesn’t have a shoe deal then

isn't there revenue sharing and the jerseys get split between all 30 teams?

He was already famous before he got drafted dumbass.

His dad is the only reason he's popular as he exploits the retardation of memeing 14 year old hype beasts that watch college and high school ballislife mixtapes on YouTube.

He's signed to Nike dumbass.

He just had a Kobe series collab that's his signature shoe.

yo wtf nobody told me this

Yes, and people get even MORE rich when the Lakers are good because the Lakers are such a draw than when they're good, they bring more people to every arena

That's cool for that one case, but it also shows the power of the Laker brand that Laker nation (22 million members according to Facebook) can singlehandedly get a rookie to the top 15 in jerseys sold.

LeWholesome

>Singlehandedly
>Refusing to acknowledge Lavar's existence and ignorant of all the shit he's done to make his no name Amerimutt family famous

And this is why you're an eternal brainlet

That is the look of a man who knows he is going to be stuck with an irrelevant team for the majority of his career

Suns will draft a superstar this year and finally start to contend.

If not Booker will be traded.

>Adam Silver says change to 1-16 @NBA playoff format has gotten “serious consideration.”

No thats gay fuck off silver

silver never was a fan of that. he considers the number of potential coast-to-coast series damaging. the clamoring got too loud to ignore, though.

Thats exactly what im talking about. I dont want my rapties to go out west to face portland or some shit

you could easily get series like portland-boston and miami-golden state in the first round. take that to seven games and the winning team will feel like they played ten in the first round. i'm not fond of this either.

no its not, would be so much better

oh, it might be mitigated by returning to the 2-3-2 format to some degree, but eh.

Not to mention the fatigue will increase injury risks
Also no more conference rivalries

Where the fuck can I watch that Kobe-Shaq sit down? I fucking missed it because I was at the gym. Also my nigga DSJ got robbed...FUCK THE NBA.

Nice trips. Maybe they should also make the first round 5 games again.
I missed it too. Was working n shieet
Yea you get the feeling dsj had much more to show

When was the last time the Suns had a top 3 pick anyway? Some teams just aren't lucky.

just split the nba into to 2 afc/nfc like conferences with 3 5 team divisions.

This cuts a bit off of the end but here you go, for now at least:

youtube.com/watch?v=-SSQzQlEqa8

yeah i'm fine with east and west not mattering anymore for the frivolous shit like the all-star teams, and i'm even open to reshuffling the divisions or conferences when the inevitable extension happens, but playoff rivalries are super fun.

in fact they're not just fun, but they give the league much needed and tangible history and legacy. miami-portland is ??? but spurs-mavs, oh boy.

who team /curry/ here?

that does nothing to change the playoff logistics which is the whole problem

outchea

o/ only because of giannis tho
rapties bros... let us shake hands and defeat these crippled team lebron niggas

anyone else being old enough to remember old all star games where the game wasnt a circus and meant smth to the players?

>not shooping giannis on lejesus and simmons on the meme brother

Of so you're scared of the "best teams" not truly being the best because they'll get exposed by a better team?

This is exactly why we need 1-16. Best teams end up winning the championship. Not just the best teams of a weak as fuck arbitrary conference.

what

LeBitch having to face the Nuggets instead of some shit team like the Pistons every year would make my cock hard.

Guaranteed to have at least 2 of the series go to 6 or 7 games and might get upset at least once instead of going to the Finals every single year against awful teams.

lebron will still makr the WCF every year if he had a decent supporting cast.

No fucking chance. Their no defense meme chucking asses would get exposed by the West who do that even better.

nah

I had to watch it on video because I missed the entire all-star shit too because I was at this party at this bar/lounge...but seeing the way things went....DSJ definitely got robbed and the way the dunk contest is judged is absolutely retarded. Getting a 9 and 10 just for retarded props and costumes. Like I told a friend, the dunk contest has been shit the last 5 out 7 years. The one with AG was pretty decent...but since then, the last good dunk contest we had was when Dwight Coward and Nate Rob was going at it. I'm no longer a LeBron hater and actively root for him against GSW...but he's still a chickenshit faggot for never entering the dunk contest. I would've killed to see a dunk contest with: LeBron, Wade, Melo, Jason Richardson/JR Smith.

>NBA jacking itself off over its importance in society

>MFW BUST SIMMONS COULD NEVER PLAY THE DRUMS IF HIS LIFE DEPENDED ON IT JUST LIKE HE CAN'T SHOOT FTS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

MUH BOY MITCHELL IS LITERALLY A PROTEGEE IN BASKETBALL AND MUSIC

youtube.com/watch?v=YWQPgOeOu1w

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoenix_Suns_draft_history

1987 lol

League doesn't give a shit about the Suns.

league keeps rigging draft so lakers get top picks

too bad they draft nothing but busts

This kid is literally meant to be great

Literally perfect.

Gallinari better

youtube.com/watch?v=kBtmtNKvlGA

hes ugly af tho

#2 overall historically is not the place to be. The 90s, Kevin Durant and Bill Russell are outliers.

>black brotha listening to red hot chili peppers

CORNY ASS

60s and Isaiah Thomas too.

There's a lot of chicken vs egg with the suns; do they just draft bad players or are the players bad because the suns drafted them

I love watching basketball and the NBA, but I can't stand these political athletes. I just can't stand it Cred Forums.

Wtf is this pregame show. Why the fuck are they talking about systemic racism. I wanna see Charles Barkley shoot the shit.

THEY DIDN'T EVEN EAT THE FOOD


FUCK CHUCK AND SNOOP

Like Giannis and Embiid but loathe their lesbian captain

>Wtf is this pregame show. Why the fuck are they talking about systemic racism.

ingram is going to be an allstar
parker might be good if he isn't perma dicked
oladipo is a allstar

3/8 not bad

>ingram is going to be an allstar

>ingram is going to be an allstar

>ingram is going to be an allstar

yeah i can actually be objective not just be ignorant towards players because of the team they play on

w2c Wade's shirt?

>ingram is going to be an allstar
>yeah i can actually be objective not just be ignorant towards players because of the team they play on

Why is Valerie Jarret on this segment?

>ingram is going to be an allstar

dont post anime while trying to make a point, you may aswell just post a picture of you with a dick in your mouth

Name one thing Ingram good at besides being long with good mobility

>dont post anime while trying to make a point, you may aswell just post a picture of you with a dick in your mouth

will LeBron accept Ingram's invitation to a debate on live TV?

Don't take it seriously. It's just Aussie bantz.

>ingram going to be a allstar

he's 20 years old

this is the list of people who were allstars by 20
@19 kobe
@20 ad
kyrie
lebron
kg
shaq
it
magic

>ingram is going to be an allstar

How will the Lakers fare in the playoffs next season?

As well as you can when you're not a playoff team.

Not well. They'll be a lottery team instead.

So another year of Ingram/Kuzma/Ball + the 2 max FA's won't be a playoff team in the weak West?

>ingram going to be a allstar

>the 2 max FA's
Luol Deng and Mozgov?

>Area 21
this whole pregame show has been terrible

answer the goddamn question. What about Ingram's game specifically makes you thing he will be an allstar? He doesn't shoot well, he doesn't finish well in traffic, he doesn't have elite vision, his defense is nothing special, he doesn't rebound that well, he doesn't catch fire like a Booker, etc. Tell me what about him makes you think "future allstar"

Jesus and Muhammad

Lakers deserve only the best of the best.

>Actually, I do have one of those already...
topfuckingkek

get in here, fellow, 56%-ers!

Shaq just slapped Chuck in the face. What did he mean by this?

Buddha as your 3rd best player. Guy is always calm and keeps the team together.

his head is too small for his body

They're getting Jimmy Waiter and Clay Sampson in 2019.

They're both elite players from the ABA and just close enough to Klay Thompson and Jimmy Butler that Lakers fans wouldn't be able to tell the difference and kill Magic for being a fraud snakeoil salesman.

Just bantz la

>top pick 3 times in a row

what a fucking joke

But LeBron picked him first

>all of them busts

Holy Shit, Rick Barry and Bob Pettit

I make sure that northside eat

>deserve
Get the fuck out of here, your GM is Magic Fucking Johnson

Wait
one is best of the best, the other is best of the most despicable people to have ever cursed the human race.

Team Stephen wins by 30

>not picking up the irony in the post

>unironically still thinking Jesus was white in the Information Age

>implying LeBron and his super athlete team don't just dunk endlessly while team "steph" brick 3s

I actually hate Kevin Hart with a passion.

Why do Shaq and Chuck hate Dwight so much?

youtube.com/watch?v=hYH7Ak0tgFs

>It's how I Curry myself in this sport

Dwight had the chance to dominate the league if he realized his potential. His prime (if the back injury didn't flare up) would have coincided just as Curry and Klay were rising up.

What the fuck am I watching right now? Is this basketball?

what is all this cringe

all im seeing is lowpoints in all these careers

It's LA """culture"""""

>muh hard work
none of these faggots worked a day in their lifes, it's just being born 7 ft. tall. I'm sick of Jewish media brainwashing the youth into thinking they can become NBA players by just working hard

Adam Devine is actually pretty funny, why the fuck is he reducing himself to this?

>trailer trash white bitch with braids krumping

He really isn't. You just have shit tier tastes in comedy.

when wil the wizardsw in the championship

2060

>showing the injured players
wtf

HOLY FUCK GET TO THE GAME ALREADY

RESPECT TO THE HOMIES THAT DIED

>Americans find Kevin Hart funny

L I T T Y
I
T
T
Y

RAUNCHY

COMEDY

FLICK

HE MADE FUN OF KYRIE FOR THE FLAT EARTH SHIT

they were like "get this fucking camera out of my face"

>Kyrie's face during the flat earth jokes

so team steph is basically just the warriors starting lineup minus KD?

Al Horford

Mr. 13ppg

I didn't like Kevin Hart before this, now I want him to rape someone so his career is ruined

He already admitted to cheating on his wife and nothing changed

He got even more rich off of Jumanji

kek

Mr. I carried Isaiah Thomas and now I'm carrying Le Flat Earth man

new thread
>thank you based activism and patriotism for extending this intro and not letting me miss anything

After all that we have to STILL sit through the national anthem...

The ONLY one worth singing is oh canada because of the lit lyrics that really make you think.

fucking Canadians gtfo

That's the Rock.

THEY'RE PLAYING O CANADA LMAO AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

god that was terrible

and they have fergie singing the national anthem. the fuck is this shit

was it supposed to sound slutty?

These sassy bitches need to stfu. The fuck do they know about anything? Nothing.