/cric/

NOT YET THEY HAVEN'T

defatfuck

>making a new thread due to autosage

this 90% of the time just results in our community being split between two threads

Nice death bowling lmao

To be fair, the dumbfuck who made the last thread also didn't put /cric/ in the subject.

done like a kipper

fucking kek

>another no ball
Hahahahaha

JUST

why can't niggers stay behind the crease

>chris jordan is an excellent death bowler

settle down kid

that was behind the line kek

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

t. jordan's baby momma

fuck meant for

*loses*

Oi prossielad u here m8

oh for fucks sake

Literally do not care about who wins. Just saying this now.

Superover?

kek

PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>lose2win
NZ with the 5d tic tac toe

England should just bowl it underarm.

shut the fuck up spouter

watching kinorunner 2049

Going to really enjoy the seething posts from the english and australians after "we" win on Wednesday.

poo peeland btfo

Australia to bat first and hit 300

Why waste your energy on a dead rubber

oi brothel botherer you here m8?

Will be running for president of the ICC so I can abolish pathetic format once and for all

Should drop Santner and Williamson for the final.

need something unhealthy

you'd be beside yourself if you knew how close this actually is to what happens

rent free cringe oh no no no no no

...

Bring back Jesse Ryder and baz

Muscular and cerebral post lad.

What's the script for Wednesday chaps?

it is really such a shit format, it restricts so much of what makes cricket great just to gain some spectacle

at least ODI allows things like wicket taking, reverse swing, tactical batting etc.

me on the piss

Aus bat first, 230. NZ all out for 170.

*Canned laughter in the direction of England*

You know NZ can't "win" by losing this time though, right? That's pretty much their only strategy that could've worked.

...

>wodz script

spouter with the bants

muscular digits confirm this

t. brothel botherer

good night dear bros

Reckon that was actually Zachy

sad

just had a brainwave: cricket is completely and utterly pointless

zachy hates everything except tests

Zachy types a lot more irritatingly than that

nah

Really rate the red-headed Russian on MKR.

Am inclined to agree

so is your country

t. brothel botherer

love russians

t. richo

am personally brothel brotherer, amirpaki (or something, I think I got that wrong) and redditlad depending on what I post apparently

shut the fuck up Zachary

im from the same place as richo you brainlet, keep your head in mate

redditlad is Australian

*demonstrates a superior knowledge of cricket*

8-11 or 11-14

>amirpaki
that's Zachy B

unparalleled as well?

based Britcho eyeing the 14-17s

...

you’re just prossielad aka brothel botherer

no it isn't they literally have opposite opinions

one is meme'd as being hugely anti-india/kohli and brit hours were filled with whinging about him, while Zachy has different views

Business idea: Rename Zachy b to "Whack a pee pee"

Zachy used to be known as the balding amircunt

he isn't called amirpaki tho he's just a paki

cannot put my malcontent for spouter into words

Natrat Lyohli

The anti-india/kohli lad is redditlad pt2 with og redditlad being aussie
Petition to have his name changed to redditprossie to avoid confusion

he’s not amirpaki

>one is meme'd as being hugely anti-india/kohli and brit hours were filled with whinging about him
wew

...

think the point is except for that rambling co-op alcoholic there are no discernable brit personalities as they all get mixed up interchangeably

skux

business idea: we go back to 2017 and alter the space-time continuum so that somehow spouter ends up at chermside job hi-fi and gets put in the ground

love how prossielad goes full ninja mode when he avoids punctuations

Stop copying each other's gimmick then

>job
darn my phoneposting has been exposed

That won't end well for you, friend

this

...

>/rug/rat and shitspouter back again with shit memes

youtube.com/watch?v=1nA6raUwbHs
love the sopranos

England 4 - 1 New Zealand ODI

England 2 - 0 New Zealand Tests

Saved. Will be posting in subsequent threads.

tipping 1-1

Feels good being directly resposible for half of the poo peeland poosanalitues in this thread

redditlad?

love stepping into /rug/ and seeing nothing but memes that I invented half a decade ago

...

why would it feel good being the ultimate faggot?

Best feel 2bh.

>love stepping into /rug/
Me too

bring back fartchimedes instead of cricketfan69

im only a mild alcoholic :p

hitting the piss lads

fuck off and take your /rug/rodent bum poker with you

M8, you will NEVER EVER know my endgame

youtube.com/watch?v=nwe76N7J0EI

>:p

I prefer Pooclid 2bh

time to live is much better

rate the dog boys

cute

Ugly mutt

Dinner/10 m8

>Poo Zealand has a 33% success rate for home games in this series

You cunts let me down. My team is Australia, followed closely by whoever is playing Engpoo.

Nice carpet you cuck
Hate those rat dog breeds as well
Just end it m8

Good doggo

*farts in your face*
*little bit of poo comes out too*

t. remi the leb

Give that dog a treat every time he does a shit on that rug

big fan of the rug

Are pet posts the best way of getting replies?

t. Angela merkel

It's good for when I need to wipe my bum after a poo

>big fan of the /rug/
Me too

No, the best way is to pretend Engshit is a good team

remi is a french name sweaty xx

But noone unironically replies to poms here though

rug is literally wrong, the union jack stripes are not symmetrical like that. The red on that rug is perfectly centred. See picture.

Why is all your stuff strewn all over the place? Are you female?

youtube.com/watch?v=yFFa440Mo0I

England is unironically the best ODI team.

/rug/ is never wrong lad.

>t. Autist

just a humble test cricket fan

youtube.com/watch?v=RONXqXaF8oI

Those are UK sockets, post more pics.

it's cause it's my dog
not my room though

Just noticed the lack of horizontal symmetry in those red bits.

quite enjoy being a middle class Englishman

passed a man yelling "GET IN YA COFFIN YA CUNT" repeatedly to an old man in the street outside the pub as I was making my way back from Tesco Express lastnight

same

>witness the brutal destruction of englel
>rape Poo Zealand at home in the T20
>exposure of Seth Efrica is less than 2 weeks away

Is their honestly a better timeline than this?

we won

Pattinson could still be fit

>counting ODI cricket ahead of test cricket

Jos Buttler detected

That's T20 fool. Can you do anything right?

Good post

Bad post

Very bad post

cringe

alri prossielad

Seething

t. brothel botherer

cringe

seething

rent free

Holy mother of based

*posts*

>still hurt from the anal fissures

>exposure of Seth Efrica is less than 2 weeks away
*blocks your path*

reminder that posts like this are based and improve everybody's experience

South Africa are pretty shit right now if I'm honest. Been quite amusing watching the usual pajeet jerk off ceremony just for getting their ass completely handed to them.

australia will win

t. prossielad

>usual pajeet jerk off ceremony
When did this happen?

reddit

just for not* tbf

Big Brainiac League in Botswana

based dean working tracy and devina into a shoot

Why would you even browse /r/cricket in the first place?

Popping creases in Papua New Guinea

I like to browse all avenues of the cricketing community.

smells like someone just came back after bothering the brothel

Fair enough.

Cricket is actually a shit sport. I am not surprised only Indians like it.

based vajewjari

t. winter olympics fan

Eating some KFC in memory of Goosey lads

Is Philander the biggest bull in world Cricket?

Elaborate

Is this your fellow compatriot?

The Big Bad Kara Boga, YES

>Eating some KFC
>tfw lent
STOP

Fuck you!

Gave up farting for lent

The absolute state of /hoc/ "banter"

whens the next best (test haha it rhymes) match lads

I dont watch hockey either, dumbass

Release the frustration dear bro, seething is not gd bro

Excellent post

HOLY MOTHER OF BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

cringe

seething

rent free

BASED richo keeping up to date with pop culture

Not sure what you're trying to imply other than it was BASED as fuck that a fat cunt like Leverock could pull off a catch like that

>reddit
prossielad detected

well that clears that up, won't be following this sport anymore

please don't shit up the thread lad thanks

miss Kenyan, Bermudan and Namibian cricket

tips for south africa vs pozzgaylia?

hmmmmmmm

>tfw ur fav Nickelodeon stars come of age

detest brothel botherer

it is my village pic... so

Do you think living like RajiGOD is generally a happier life?

youtube.com/watch?v=FreqvkpLkZc
ADORE the sopranos

I thought it was a serious crime show, but both links you've posted make it seem like a comedy

ooooo...oooooo oooooooo

MAFS lad

it's both
can genuinely be funnier than 90% of comedies

>You will never travel through the Stargate and successfully negotiate with the Goa'uld through the power of Cricket
Damn

WATERS OF CHAOS HAVE INVADED ALL SPACE

youtube.com/watch?v=rmhVw6q-KOA

Who else /tomorrow off/ here?

got the whole week off

tradies will never understand

Sopranos is a bit* overrated

*extremely

no

t. brainlet

based uni student

t. brainlet

cringe

not a fan of NEETs it must be said, might be because I'm Euro and spend too much time on MMOs so I have to tolerate them without pressure in northern euroland

big strong soy repellent metalhead richo

cannot imagine the neet state of mind

being a NEET is great in small doses

SA bowling

>ABD injured
>again

based chadd sayers and joe mennie

good post

chadd sayers is an absolute meme

yeah

Playing XI

>david miller
>chris morris
>dane paterson
yeah nah you're name's not retarded enough get out

who the fuck are they

No clue tbqh

literally whomst?

>Tyrone Ginsberg the hasidic homeboy

incorrect ƒam, though not the best show evar

>JJ Smuts
sounds like he should be producing Law & Order.

>KFC T20 International

Literally whom XI

WALLOP

>opening with a medium pacer
hmm

hahahahahahahaha

>both streams aren't working
RIP me

CSA on damage control watch

>miss first over
>18 runs from it

cdn1.watchcrichd.cc/sky-sports-cricket-live-streaming

feel like they stuff the limited over sides with blacks to cover the test team quota

Watching it on cricfree lad. Thanks anyway.

heard something

HEEEEEEY HEY BABY
OOOOOH
AAAAAAH

LITERALLY my action

Absolute joke not giving that

>pooshit

>Full name Carl Junior Dala
>Born December 29, 1989, Lusaka, Zambia

based

>cric
you werent on the fornt page and I cbf checking the catalog lads
don't ever do that again

>Sky Sports main venet has Norwich vs Ipswich footie over India vs South Africa

sums up how popular cricket is in the UK I guess

People still use the front page?

just bookmark Cred Forums.org/sp/cric

literally don't use any other part of the site anymore

WALLOP

>44 runs in 3.2 over
Kek

cricket belongs in zambia

>seth efrika
Lmfao

there's a nasty element that goes with Indian bantz. Same goes for Kiwis, leafs and some of the snow nigger countries

Can't put my finger on it but lift your game and learn to bant properly unless you want to be viewed as 3rd world street shitters forever.
t.bant master

what are you on about

You off your meds kiddo?

*upvotes*

>bant master
nothing more cringy

oh no I understand
disagree about indians being included though

cringe

thanks lads

quality post

someone had to tell it how it is, just a shame you were the victim of plebs trying to reject and shout you down.

rent free

t. brothel botherer

t. prossie prober

seething
(and rent free)

cringe

good luck with the stds

based brit bro knows what I'm talking about
pretty sure they're all street shitter fly ins huddled around the free television at some seven eleven in Sydney or Melbourne

see there are parts I agree on
kiwis definitely, so to the scandis. some poms can stray into that territory too

never seen an indian on Cred Forums do it though, they're quite good posters

you reek of freshness

>kiwis
mostly shitspouter and /rug/rat

ultracringe

oi prossielad you here m8?

>complain about other people's banter
>use stale memes as a panacea response because too stupid to come up with anything original
HOWLING

i try not to

think the brothel botherer is quite frustrated lads

utter cringe

i thought south afrika were supposed to be good
>inb4 muh abcde villiers

such a fucking newcunt

even thought the amircunt wasn't zachy

tell me about the brothel botherer's pathogen strewn pork sword

oi prossielad, how’s the chlamydia?

>seething pajeet deflects and accuses the accuser

t.brown it student trying to sound aussie

sad and pathetic

Ish?

hate these Cred Forums migrants

prossielad has abandoned punctuations to go full ninja mode

>dropping catches

the australian mrfuckface but even more obnoxious

shan't be giving him any more replies

>punctuations
it's the little things that give you away brown bro

>bro
every time you see someone use that word they are a confirmed freshie

gib name
you may have relatives itt using an australian flag

>SA are a good fielding si-

>brown bro
literally howling at your poothetic attempts bants

>help me guys

>81717936
>t. bants master

teri maa ki chut

whats going on in here

>attempts bants
t.poo bro

some redditor trying to fit in

poos larping as aussies seething at truth bomb of guaranteed (you)'s

I haven't posted in 35 minutes.

>81717997
sad

that dude might have aussie citizenship tho

>le i am le poo because of typo
proxy off brothel botherer

>81718035
also sad

prossielad on proxy

>typo
not even close lad

opinion on this girl?

not a girl is it lad

Would tie up in my basement if I had one/10

post the finest bollywood actress in india
preferably one with a bony face

she can be if you focus hard enough m8.

>indian basement

kek banter reddit lmao

>Awful weekend internet speeds
Can't even watch the match on lowest quality.

>making fun of some poor boi
bet you wank off to vids of crying syrian kids

...

t. prossielad

the world wiould be a better place without indians

...

Any stream lads?
This is not working for me

kek

any movies/mangas/comics with this aesthetic(stronk female warrior)

I am bringing my extended family into Australia.

I'm still watching it off that, try a different source, they've got Ten and Star there too I think

you're disgusting

not only for your general habits but for attempting to care about things that are actually okay, thbere's nothing worse.

t. sangha

wtf

The zither score. My god the zither score.

here lad

love how prossielad is so furious desu

Take your meds lad

realestate.com.au/international/hr/istarska-opcina-buje-120023283612/

just back for this post i guess
sad

this is what i'm getting

cricfree.sc/watch/live/india-vs-south-africa-live-streaming
stream 144
don't share with your 15000 relatives. probably why theyre being shoahd so quick dickhead

t. bants master

ddnationallive.mylivecricket.tv/
This one seems fine.

Use google dns lad

Bumfuzzled

night lads.
love you all, hope you have a great day tomorrow/today

Night lad

you too dear bro

post in my thread

espncricinfo.com/story/_/id/22474962/pcb-mulls-malaysia-venue-nz-australia-series

i thought the leaf was bullshiting

what are the pitches like Malaysia?

ankush on vindication watch
>not knowing who ""the leaf"" is
he hasn't even been here for a year, very sad!

didn’t know it was him lad

This thread is bizarre

late night /cric/ is depressing

Not when zachy is around

>jon jon smuts

maybe less depressing

>jon-jon mutts
Lol did his gf named him?

here

south africa is winning this one boys

how’s the weekend lad?

watching the film gerald's game
its a bit shite

WALLOP

please watch our format

huge fan actually

i like limited overs tourneys

>pon pon sluts

GONE

shan’t be watching this game anymore

maybe it will have a strong ending

ending is crap

well dam

>tfw fta babby

The zither score. My god the zither score.

Posting from the bath lads

Shan't be posting a picture as the water makes my legs look fat xx

Is this prossielad?

...

bangladeshi cricket is in disarray

He's a brit you retarded fuck

Forgot they had a T20 game today

Why are you so worked up daft cunt?

oi mrff you here m8?

hate freshcunts

he posted something about sixth form the other day

his mum turns off his wifi if he spends too long on Cred Forums without studying

reminds me of my year 12 Tbh

Stay mad faggot

>using the f word

might have to have a chat with the janitor

lmao they have year 12 in australia

Craving for some red rock deli chips

think we graduate at the same age lad

love the truffle ones, had a pack today

oh right, I thought you were like yanks with sophomore/freshmans and so on

Mum unironically does this when my brother doesn’t get off the PC

yeah don't get all that shit
for us it's year 1-6 is primary school, 7-10 is middle school and 10-12 is senior school

>year 12 flashbacks
MAKE IT STOP

how olds your brother kek

loved year 12
was in a band, barely studied and just shit posted on Cred Forums all day

Turning 16 this year

huh fair enough. most of the country has primary from 1-6 and secondary from 7-11 afaik but I live in some weird limbo land.
lower is 1-4
middle is 5-8
upper is 9-11
then theres 6th or college

the quality is atrocious but better than nothing, thanks.

find it odd that there's any level of difference between us really Tbh

it is my college

it is my village... so

really happy with the haircut i had today
place cost me £20 rather than the usual 10 but sometimes you gotta pay that bit extra for quality you know

has anyone heard the song ‘it is my college’?

in a bit of a pickle with mine
been going to one place and forking out $55 but getting absolutely elite haircuts. had a booking on friday there, but I forgot and didn't show up. I know they fucking hate no shows so I went to a different place yesterday but they fucking mangled by hair and charged $40 for it.
going to have to make things up at the first place now somehow because my gorgeous locks are gone

Can't wait to watch another cricket tournament for developing nations

What haircut do you get la?

3 on the sides and keep it slightly long on top
nothing fancy lad

what's the go to cut for you

You'll get much more developing nations cricket. Whole of 5 matches.

the rajibul

Patrician choice

based raji b

nice

any tapers or fades?
I've had a p shit trim for a while now 2 and a taper back and sides 1/2 inch off the top

they give it a slight fade down at the ends but nothing obnoxious like a black american

want to fry up some eggs and a tomato right now

>that kid who pantsed the autistic chemistry teacher who began crying
absolute shitcunt tbqh

Reeza Hendricks is doing alright lads

just had a cheese omelette lad recommend you do
eggs are patrician

Good knock

stopped watching. how good is he?

Played fairly well. Just got out for 70 or something. Required RR has shot up to 18.00 though.

>tfw tipped SA to win
me btfo

maybe next match

questionable as to why

TEAM HAT-TRICK

shan’t make any poodictions in the powerplay

they dominated initial overs of the powerplay

seething right now 2bh

>Khaya Zondo
>Junior Dala

Jesus seth efrika get your shit together

>racial quotas
this is why seth efrika will never prosper

youtube.com/watch?v=ZFIxAzf2B1M

They're resting key players for the test series. Feel like they've given up on this entire series.

Sad!!

>Intro

nah what I reckon they're doing it meeting transformation targets

the racial quota isn't on a per-game basis but averaged out over the year and across formats. they're padding out the limited over sides with mediocre black players to bring the average up while also seeing if there are any they can push into the world cup teams without them shitting the bed ala Philander in 2015

>BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD!!

>nah what I reckon they're doing it meeting transformation targets
Big if true. Didn't know they take yearly averages. Cheers.

cheeky cunts

Lol they're doing it for years

never studied the whole quota system lad, reckon i might have to read a few articles to understand this complicated shit.

I know people will laugh at this but Bhuvneshwar is a far better bowler than Starc, Cummins, Hazlewood when comes to collective performance in all three formats.
He even contributes with bat.
He bowls around 130 -135
Maintaining line and length.
Starc,Hazlewood and Cummins were all hammered during the recent odi series .
I hardly see them switching properly from one format to another but Kumar has that talent to switch properly.

which thread you took it from?

*vomits*

cricinfo's facey
picture of Bhuvneshwar's figures I think

DUDE 80s LMAO

*posts*

...

>LE MONGOOSE BATMAN

Gd morning dear bros

good morning dear bro

fuck off dear bro

Kind post
Poo post

AHA

There's a Angourie Rice (अंगूरी चावल/पुलाव) thread on Cred Forums, i like it.

*still awake*

watching lucky (2017)

Would love it if a giant asteroid crashed into Australia

if you’re a good boy this ramadan, it may come true you disgusting twat.

pretty much would love that

You are a gd boy

We may be on autosage, though.

hate life and myself

>tfw 700 word essay due 2nd lesson tomorrow
>tfw haven't even started it yet
lads

who dis qt patootie

that finnish girl who was a meme a while back
her name is anna but all of her social media is private now because naturally Cred Forums sperged all over it once she was found

oh yes I vaguely remember

Top 3 uk posters on /cric/?

god i cant wait for summer to end

what were you doing all this time you numpty?

gonna need new bread

really like lucky (2017)

really like lucky (radiohead)

shitposting on /cric/, masturbating and watching anime

>getting a cold in summer
BASED
A
S
E
D

better start working on the essay lad

*wipes daniels nose*

>anime
faggit

already wrote the title and first sentence lad gonna have dinner and get back to it :^)

based

Cringe

Based

>tfw this is what I do every day